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“For Those Still Figuring It Out”: 50 Hilarious Memes That Are 100% Relatable
Interview With Author
When I was a kid, all I wanted was to grow up. The idea of being able to drive a car, have my own money, choose whatever I wanted from the grocery store and go out on dates sounded like a dream. As an adult, however, I’m thrilled to live in a place where I don’t need a car, and I still don't buy whatever I want from the store because I can’t justify spending half of my paycheck on organic groceries.
If you’re also tired of being an adult, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most relatable memes that have been shared on the Big Kid Problems Instagram page. Enjoy scrolling through these hilarious pics, and keep reading to find a conversation with the creator of BKP, Sarah Merrill Hall!
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
Especially because I spend so much time, thought, effort, and resources to make my home exactly as I want it to be.
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
The Global Pandemic certainly taught us a lot of things... I defriended a few people but one person especially because she was posting all this anti-vaxxer stuff and denying it was happening. It got really bad with her posts but at the time I was seeing them? I was actually in hospital with Covid and had just witnessed someone dying from it. Was I a "Guinea pig" for treatments? Yes, I volunteered for each and every one. Like - "Okay, let's try this. I don't have dependents and I'm an adult"... Been part of a long term study of Covid and how it affects you... And I'd do it all again if it helps save you... Even if you throw it back in my face after...
Couragetcd 1 year ago
Thank you for your part in helping us all, and I hope you are much healthier now!
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Laura Osborne 1 year ago
It taught me that I'm extremely happy never leaving my home or seeing anybody.
Couragetcd 1 year ago
I already had hermit like tendencies before Covid. I think I might be a bit of enochlophobia now ..
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John Mosley 1 year ago
You're probably not going to find that guy out at the clubs. He has s**t to do in the morning and doesn't have the time.
Jason 1 year ago
Yo come on I go to the (Sam's) club. Though really we only have a Costco, but the food court is on point.
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Kiki’sNotLookingBack 1 year ago
Stop going for the guys that ruin your mascara, and start going for the guys that ruin your lipstick!
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
My best mate, he'd be the dad of the group. If I want to chat with him, I just text him something about military or military history, and we will talk for hours about nuclear submarines or historical sieges or whatever. Once I had a small group of friends over and we had a fire - he spent the whole night just poking it and keeping it going. We told him it was fine, to sit down, but no, he said he was enjoying doing it. He builds all these things and makes all this stuff and he's a good bloke. Plus his dad jokes are wonderful but I have to pretend I hate them. Find yourselves a dad friend y'all.
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
So you've got dad friends, mum friends, who else?
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DP Nerill 1 year ago
I've sometimes seen the" friendzoned" as those who are just being archived because they are the marrying kind, not the exciting, on the edge, dangerous dating type. There's nothing wrong with you, usually the opposite, you're likely too nice. So, hang around to pick the broken pieces (that may now be unrepairable), or stop being used and move on and be yourself. You will likely be surprised, and your goddess will find you.
Anouk T 1 year ago
Ah no that sounds too much like a manly man to the independent women of today right?
Jessie 1 year ago (edited)
“Independent” doesn’t mean “looking for a man-child”. If I can do things on my own I expect the same from a partner, if I want to take care of something I’ll get a pet.
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BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 1 year ago
Two tuxedo cats in a childless dual income family here. They would own a porche if they could drive 😜
Mike Loux 1 year ago
Two voids in a childless dual income family here as well. Same, same. Well, and if we had the garage space.
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Evan not Hansen 1 year ago
I have a teacher who is marrying a dentist, and they have two (adorable) dogs. Those dogs have better parents and a better life than I do and they deserve no less but I am a little jealous lol.
sturmwesen 1 year ago
I told Lou we have to switch in 3 years and he gets to work and clean for the next 7 years while I nap and eat stuff. It's only fair.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
No. Too humiliating. The clothes! The ridiculous poses! I have no desire to be "Mommy's Snootie-Wootems". No, I never called Tucker that, but it was probably close a few times. Let me be a cat! I don't have to wear crazy outfits or pose on command. I can break anything I want. I only have to cuddle on MY terms.
Tabitha 1 year ago
I have been saying for a long time that when I die, I want to come back as a pampered housecat.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
My gf (now wife) once gave me a plaque that reads "In my next life, I want to come back as my boyfriend's cat" She also questions why there are only about 30 pictures of her on my phone, but 800 pictures of my cat.
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Susan Teter 1 year ago
I have 7 cats (3 inside, 4 outside) that adopted me. I'm their 2 legged slave and TOTALLY happy with that!
Michael Jensen 1 year ago
... Stuck home in an empty house and possible inside a kennel 9 hours a day... I don't think so.
To learn more about Big Kid Problems and how the page started in the first place, we reached out to the creator, Sarah Merrill Hall. Sarah was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss her inspiration for the account.
“I started BKP in the basement of my sorority house during my senior year of college,” she revealed. “I was procrastinating as per usual and loved looking at @WhiteGirlProblems, @FirstWorldProblems and other ‘problems’ accounts on Twitter.”
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Jk 1 year ago
Printer companies want you to buy more ink to boost their bottom line. HP it's notoriously bad for this, and will disable good ink cartridges after a time
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Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago
Thing is, there should, but may not be, an option in the Printer Dialog to select printing with the black cartridge only . . .
Couragetcd 1 year ago
Don't worry. Once the unneeded cartridge is changed, it's going to be jammed. 🤣
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Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
perfect.. Ohh! We forgot that one time you said something stupid and your crush was right behind you 😂
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Oh I wish. I went to a 311 concert last night, at around 10:10, I'm doing that jerk awake from sleep every couple minutes. Who falls asleep at a concert? Me. Because it was late :(
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“I decided to make one for my demographic at the time - college kids about to be thrown into the real world, who felt less like adults and more like ‘big kids,’” Sarah shared. “In that moment, @BigKidProblems was born.”
“I ran it as an anonymous account, and it started to get popular around my campus. It was so fun to feel like I had a secret alter ego,” the creator continued.
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Amelia Jade 1 year ago
One of my cats loves to bug me in the middle of the night. I feel no guilt bugging her when she's trying to relax.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I've done that with my cat a few times where she's kept me awake all night so the next day, Everytime she's napping I tap her and tell her I'm hungry. But mines just a sweetie, I think she likes it.
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Sathe Wesker 1 year ago
This is my boyfriend!!! I tell him to leave the damn cats alone every time their sleeping and he just has to “scoop them up”
Capt John 1 year ago
I have one of those in my household, let's just call her Karen.... what about this picture says harass me and get me up and active? IMG_202406...478f86.jpg 
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Hono Klatuu 1 year ago
Love Georgia! But yes, when I travel down to Florida from the midwest, the two place I hate going through are Nashville, Tenn and Atlanta, Georgia. So much traffic and construction!
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Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
I now live in "the land of orange cones." 🤭 Most of the time, I don't really mind road construction because hey, they're making improvements. My annoyance ticks up when not only your main route is unavailable, but so are your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th re-route choices.
Just Plain Dustin 1 year ago
I refer to I-75 as the world longest parking lot. road work and wrecks 24-7
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
I immediately go to 95N from DC ... and ooops, can't take 695...where'd you go Key Highway bridge? Oh into the bmore harbour...hmmm, guess I'm also going into the harbour in a tunnel.
Joanne Earle 1 year ago
I swear CT has been under construction since I was a little kid in the 70s.
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featherytoad 1 year ago
I'm at that age where an afternoon appointment makes everything weird for the whole day, even the day before.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Yeah, this. I fell asleep at a rock concert last night. And I was so glad to leave and go home.
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
And the entire day revolves around that appointment, so if it's late in the day, that day is used up.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I am at a age where I am not sure I can do either one but I still keep plugging along.
“When I graduated, I moved to NYC and kept it going, and my big kid problems suddenly got very real. Working in a crappy office job, not being able to afford rent, all the fun things that come with young adult life, and it only continued to grow in popularity,” Sarah shared.
“The account has continued to grow up with me; up and down the corporate ladder, dating - marriage, and now even having kids of my own. It's wild! And a lot of the audience has grown up with me as well,” the creator says.
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Beeps 1 year ago
And that absolutely ridiculous amount of energy we had: family goes for a walk, parents walk at a normal pace - too slow for us, so we had to run ahead, run back to the group, run ahead again, run back again, repeat indefinitely until the end of the walk. How did we have so much energy?
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I was depressed as a kid, so I don't think I came with dopamine.
Couragetcd 1 year ago
My favorite childhood memory is not being in pain. I got into my teen years before chronic medical issues started that were not correctly diagnosed until my age had doubled, woo!
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setsuriseikou 1 year ago
Sometimes a D is not enough, so you have to go for I,V, and F
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RS 1 year ago
a flabby abdomen and stitches isn't a ""ruined"" body. glad you like your lifestyle but no need to insult other people's bodies for wanting a child.
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Kat 1 year ago
Plenty of single moms in the world doing it solo ! Those 5' sperm donation has nothing compared to the 9 months and 18 years after that ...
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Cyndielouwhoo 1 year ago
Unlike entry level MLM peeps, Girl Scouts actually get something in return for all their hard work.
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
So my excuse for years was, sorry, I'm vegan! A few years ago, sorry, I'm vegan! "We've got vegan cookies now!" Darn you girl scout cookies and your inclusivity. Now I don't have a legit excuse....:(
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My cousin is a year older than I, and we were both in Girl Scouts. Grandma refused to play favorites, and would buy three boxes from each of us. Grandma wasn't a "sweets" person, nor was anyone in her household, so six boxes of cookies were a lot. One year, Grandma forgot there were two of us, and ordered her six boxes of cookies from whichever of us got to her first. So when the other one came along, Grandma was fair, and bought six boxes of cookies from the other one of us. I don't know how many years those cookies spent in the deep freeze, but Grandma was very relieved when we stopped selling.
Vicky Phenny 1 year ago
I mean, if your goal is to avoid supporting child labor, I have bad news for you about those cookies from the store, assuming you like anything with chocolate.
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As far as why it’s so important to discuss these issues, Sarah says, “So many of the big kid problems we face are so relatable and universal. To know you're not the only person going through something can really help you feel less alone in the process.”
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
In this case it probably meant you needed two chickens and there were only two left on the shelf
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Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
I’ve literally been in the house of someone who was happily chopping up found wood for heating while his wife’s Jaguar was 20 yards away. They combine to form one super-powered fun couple.
Missy VanWinkle 1 year ago
And I am that person. Hey, it's gotten me here! (And here's a pretty good place.)
Just Plain Dustin 1 year ago
I usually talk myself out of buying 2-3 things by the time i reach check out. *that random pack of donuts laying on top of the candy or accessories... yeah that was me
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Guy-Incognito 1 year ago
I'm up for dinner, drinks and people crashing but I want you out by 10.30am. Go home, I need to be hungover and recover in a dark room, not have coffee and conversation until 3pm.
Debby Keir 1 year ago
I'd prefer they were gone by 10.30 pm rather than staying all night.
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Winter Eleven 1 year ago
Lol my friend has a designated mug at my place and i have one at her place, noone uses them but us
Sinnsyk Jakte 1 year ago
If I love you, I'll quietly vibrate as I watch you use my favorite mug. Otherwise, I /will/ psychopathically take it back.
VikingAbroad 1 year ago
Or they want to be helpful and places the hard wood handled kitchen knives in the dish washer....
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Omg, there was a trivia question about inside out, and somehow we got that confused with ex machina... 🤓 Guess you had to be there to feel the stupid.
Load More Replies... María Hermida 1 year ago
"if you are not terrified, you are clueless about what's actually happening" (some graffiti I saw somewhere)
Jess Smith 1 year ago
Well of course you're under-thinking it! Even if you've been thinking about which ultimately minor decision that you know perfectly well is ultimately minor for hours!
precise dwarf bravery 1 year ago (edited)
not me telling myself “yk what, if other people aren’t gonna be serious about this, why should i be serious about it. it’s all funny haha” without taking into account my complete inability to take a freakin joke
We also asked Sarah if she has any favorite posts that she’s shared on Big Kid Problems. “Probably my favorite topic now is talking about pregnancy and parenthood because I am very much IN IT with a toddler and a new baby on the way!” she said.
“Having a baby is the biggest life transition I've experienced so far and one of those things nobody can prepare you for. Every day there are so many ‘WTF?!’ moments, the comedy practically writes itself,” Sarah noted.
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Keley Babs 1 year ago
But if you're on a yacht in the Mediterranean, then you gotta worry about the orcas. Stay humble, friends. Avoid orcas.
Gibberint Dark 1 year ago
I've been poor and miserable most of my life... I could easily cope with being rich and miserable for the rest of it...!!
Eric Williams 1 year ago
Dammit people! The orcas are just playing! If they get too rough, just say, "NO!... BAD ORCA!"
Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago
Idk more money would mean a bigger house so I can have elbow room and leg room
Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
Can I have the Douro river please. Just to start with. I have a list of rivers.
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Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Mission failed successfully 😂 It takes two to be insulted - doesn't work if the insultee doesn't get the message.
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MrLiesegang 1 year ago
A little more Brokkoli and you got me. Well very kind and forgiving of this person.
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
Wife: Here's dinner, you big baby! Me: *After looking at the plate* You're coming with me! I'm marrying you a second time!
Eric Williams 1 year ago (edited)
Silly girl! That's not punishment, that's positive reinforcement! ( ''cept for the broccoli )
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Purple_bio 1 year ago
thanksgiving sounds like a pain, thank god we don't have it in aussie, i think-
Sarah says that she’s loved talking about pregnancy and parenthood so much that she actually created a podcast dedicated to it: "Bottle Service with Big Kid Problems.”
“When I got pregnant the first time, I couldn't believe how many things NOBODY warned me about and wanted to make a show going through week by week,” the creator shared. “The popularity of the podcast also led me to start a whole new offshoot on Instagram @BottleServiceBKP to talk exclusively about pregnancy and parenting because there is just SO much to joke about.”
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
One day to chill, one day to do all the things, one day to recover from doing all the things. What’s your point?
WickedLibra70 1 year ago
I just had a week off and that was at the top of my list of what to do lol
Lyoness 1 year ago
Guess it depends on how you define responsible. Is it a clean house? Organized closets? Or more time with your kids? Self care? I wouldn't define those last two as getting things done around the house, but definitely priorities to some. It's a personal thing. Define it as old or responsible, up to you.
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María Hermida 1 year ago
I don't care if it's normal or not. That's what I do and I'm not planning to stop anytime soon.
Edward Treen 1 year ago
When you have cats, it's not just normal - it's essential. Can't see any reason why it should be different for dogs.
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Paul C. 1 year ago
That was me too. We'd have new, enthusiastic team members and they would come up with stuff that had failed years before. Start to explain where it would go wrong and they weren't listening. Would do my best but in the end, you had to let them crash and burn, then pick them up the other side.
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Sarah also shared some wise words for fellow “big kids” out there struggling with adulthood.
“Everything is temporary! You will go through so many highs and lows as you continue to go through adulthood, and you'll figure it out as you go,” she told Bored Panda.
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Guy-Incognito 1 year ago
Lesson learned dont give the extra, it will just be expected constantly, not rewarded whilst lazy employees can coast along getting rewarded.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
But the one time you give it the same effort everyone else does (like low) your performance is worrisome.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago (edited)
And the manager gets a bonus for doing its job a.k.a. nothing.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
" Bouchity-boo And nd Tyler, Too." "Are You My Naughty Audi?" "Pretty Girl" "Handsome Boy" "Who's The Good Kitty?" "What Did You Do This Time?" "Git Down, You Furry Nincompoop!" and "Just Why?" are things I commonly call them.
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karen snyder 1 year ago
What "salary??" She freelanced a weekly lifestyle column. Real world: that pays about $200 bucks.
Karen Bryan 1 year ago
Ditto for about a thousand old movies about a feisty "career girl" (as they used to say) living in an apartment she couldn't posssibly afford, especially before there was anything even remotely like an equal-pay law.
“Bad times don't last, and they will make you stronger, more interesting, and dare I say, sexier? One day, you'll be making pancakes with the love of your life and laughing about how stressed you were when some dude didn't text you back in your 20's,” the creator added. “Things that seem overwhelming now will give you a chuckle in the future and remind you that you can get through anything.”
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DP Nerill 1 year ago
Agree. Similar to the, jeeze, this weed can't be very strong, guess I better get up get another edible - part wat through standing up motion. "Oh No! I forgot how me legs work!"
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 1 year ago
Do we have to be naked? The mosquitoes are kind of aggressive this time of year.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Share the acid with them and they''ll mellow way out.
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Missy VanWinkle 1 year ago
We invented Naked Moonlit Croqaine decades ago: It involved illegal white powder, wickets, mallets, and balls in the back yard at about 2 in the morning. XD
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Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
Snacks make other people a slight bit more tolerable.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
Snickers snackie (ços you are not you when you're hungry and hate everyone)
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
I usually still hate everyone after having a snack, but trying never hurts
Finally, Sarah shared, “The big kid problems never go away, they just look different. My dad (who is in his 60's) likes to say he has big kid problems too. Embrace the chaos, and if you can laugh through the hard times, you'll have a lot more fun along the way.”
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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
This has so much extra meaning after seeing the post about the cheating husband's "calculator" app.
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Daya Meyer 1 year ago
And she is doing the same to me. Of course without talking, but she comes to me, rests her chin on my knee or presses her nose against my leg just to look me in the eye.
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Šimon Špaček 1 year ago
May I introduce you to one really special drink? It is called "the Internet". Triple whisky (WWW), an espresso (to represent Java) and small plate of cookies (for, well, cookies). And you may experience "deleted history" in the morning...
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longlivethequeen554 1 year ago
Ooh, someone loves me. Doctors: you're overdue for your smear test
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
The weird thing is, I get emails from candidates for the Senate and Congress, usually asking for money, often addressed to Caroline. I'm male and in the UK. Be careful where you use gmail, it will be sold.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I work on the assumption that those are some kind of wrong number scam. Sent a text to my number when you were legitimately trying to contract somebody else? Either you'll figure it out or you'll never talk to them again.
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Bettye McKee 1 year ago
We've been trying to reach you concerning your car's warranty. Have you heard about these senior benefits? We need your campaign contribution before midnight. These are the texts I receive. I delete anywhere from 10 to 40 every day.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
My mother actually said to me when I was in my late 20s that she wouldn't be upset if it happened to me. Sorry mum.
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Sky Render 1 year ago
Nighttime castle, every time. No back pain of note since a decade ago thank you.
Katarina_Balaz 1 year ago
Wtf do you mean by No back pain since ten years ago? What kind of mutation did your spine undergo? Otherwise, I also like the nightime castle the most.
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Vicky Phenny 1 year ago (edited)
Tech and Finance bros with no creativity taking tiny doses of L S D so they can pretend is the traditional form of micro dosing, as far as I know.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Except other shades of black. I know it's probably a me thing, but when it's like a blue black, with a green black, and a red black? You know 😂 it's so close and my brain is like. AHHHHHH! (But I power clash my prints so who am I to talk) :)
Load More Replies... Sandy D 1 year ago
I wear black often, which can be problematic if I have to go anywhere.i need to use a lint roller because I have 2 blond colored dogs, one of whom sheds profusely
Kyle 1 year ago
you’ve just described the story of my life. 2 golden retrievers does not mix with an all black wardrobe.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 year ago
Autumn colours are in, all year, every year. At least in Auntriarch World. Oh and sequins.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
*bats the sequins under the sofa*
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María Hermida 1 year ago
I know I can't fix the world. It's too late. I can only help some living creatures around me to have a tiny bit of the love they deserve before the end. We are doomed.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
Well, air fryers are basically small convection ovens, so I guess their embracing it now?
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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld 1 year ago
Buy a rack, like what they have in garages. I live in Japan and I literally not figuratively have no counter space, like I needed to get a lap try to perch over my 3 burner stove so I could put a dryer rack on to dry my dishes. The air fryer is on the very top shelf of the garage rack thingy.
Load More Replies... Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
That one's from the 90s, my daughter had one. They had safety features, ffs.
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Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago
I worked with someone like that, was perfectly fine till they went on leave, when they came back, they were like they had never done the job before . . .
Tabitha 1 year ago
I forgot an entire semester of a language class over Winter Break one year in college. Problem was, it was the first of two required semesters to complete the language requirement, and I was already scheduled for the second semester to start in January. Tough couple weeks at the beginning of that second semester, until I once again got in the groove.
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Dak Janiels 1 year ago
I remember what I'm SUPPOSED to do, but I don't know how, nor do I want to learn.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
Yeah, I've worked with people who had to be retrained after a coffee break.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Coffee. With a bit of luck making coffee for your fellow workers will take you until 1100, then you will probably remember something, or make something up
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
With more cushions. And Mr Auntriarch is making me a coffee
Load More Replies... Bettye McKee 1 year ago
That's the best (and safest) way to enjoy the weekend. (Yes, I'm old.)
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Kristal 1 year ago
I went to a 3 day convention in my city (took public transport cause parking downtown is EXPENSIVE) and omg, I died every night, just out like a brick. Gone all day and i just wanted to do nothing once home. That weekend about killed me lol no way could i handle two different events on consecutive days/nights
Spannermonkey 1 year ago
Monday: Hospo night at Bobby MGee's. . . Tuesday: techno at Inflation. . . Wednesday: hiphop at Warehouse.... . Thursday: mainstream at The Tunnel, or hardcore at Goo (The Metro.). . . . Friday: House parties.. . . Saturday: House parties. . . . Sunday: Sleep. . . . . That was quite a long time ago.
Apachebathmat 1 year ago
I remember going out dancing like a complete b*****d for hours, getting changed in the office toilets and then doing a full days work, these days I need a nap after forcing myself up in the morning
Dane 1 year ago
Back in my 40's, we had a project at work, dinner out with corporate visitors most nights, and a beer after mowing the lawn, and went hiking and then Mexican afterwards (and the pre-requisite cerveza), and brunch on the weekend and this and that and OMG! I have had an alcoholic beverage EVERY DAY this month! I couldn't believe it! And my coworkers were like, "Dude, we drink EVERY day, EVERY month!"
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
The perfect picture for this. That man just looks so proud and chill at the same time.
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Nicky 1 year ago
Reminds me of Tina Fey's date telling her he'd pick her up at 10. "At night?“
Kel_how 1 year ago
Jenna: "that guy wants to buy you a drink." Liz: "I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?"
Load More Replies... Danielle K Bingham 1 year ago (edited)
That's my routine every night. It's 8:30pm and the sun is still up. "Gawd, I can't wait until 9 so I can go to bed!"
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RagDollLali 1 year ago
I've heard they exist, but have never run into one in the wild before...
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Kristal 1 year ago
I know people can get sick when sleeping with a fan on, particularly if aimed directly at their face/head. Perhaps that's what they are referencing?
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
At first glance I thought that it said 'bushier' and assumed if was going to be a waxing reference.
Nicky 1 year ago
My math teacher once said that packing always takes as long as the amount of time you have.
Undercover 1 year ago
The packing isn't the problem, the unpacking when you come home is! 🫣😬
Load More Replies... Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
No really, how do you encourage someone to pack lighter or at least more efficiently? I grab what I need and am happy to do without certain things if need be because it's out of town at Lake Michigan, and some shopping, I never regret not having something, that's never what I remember! So are there some "hacks" or advice y'all can offer, or a link that can help me help my partner be more efficient or relax a little more about packing for this kind of thing? They stress so hard we have to leave an entire day early so we can get there at night and not miss time the day of!
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MinervaLavender2371 1 year ago
🎵 "I loved you for only a fortnight...I touched you for only a fortnight"🎵
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John Mosley 1 year ago
So what wine pairs with Kraft mac n cheese? Asking for a friend.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Ya know, I just made a big pot of Annie's Mac and cheese and threw in some vegan ground beef a couple days ago. Turned on a million way to die out west, kitty on my lap. Perfect
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
The year is 2001. No one has had a tamagotchi since 1998, and two planes just flew into the twin towers, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in PA.... life is...not good.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Good morning. In less than an hour, children around the world will wake up. And you will be launching the largest move in the history of childless people by keep sleeping. "Childless." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our parents demanding them anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from having crotch goblins. We are fighting for our right to live without them. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not get woken up in the night!" Our hobbies will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! - An absolute unhinged person
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
....im 38 and still have acne. Now I get to have acne and wrinkles? Great.
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Khwasou Paghi 1 year ago
my grandkid in 2100 went through spraining an ankle and he'll be convinced that life is misery
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
Weirdly enough, most of those things stopped giving me issues after I turned 50. I guess I reached a point where my digestive tract threw up its hands and said, “Fine, if you’re *still* gonna eat that garbage, I guess I can’t stop you.”
Guy-Incognito 1 year ago
I hope this works for reflux. Be dammed if I'm giving coffee, chilli and sparkling wine.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Jokes on him, I never ordered anything from Taco Bell! (Mostly due to the fact there are none in the country I live in)
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Bec 1 year ago
Maybe they ain't got that rizz? Just kidding, I don't know what this one means, nor do I plan on learning any new slang.
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Haha. Calling 20+ year old slang new definitely shows your age.
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It's a song Slizard G6 poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard....
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
It’s always been evolving. Like these words, which were popular 15 years ago, but no longer exist in our lexicon.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
The right hand picture is me regardless of what year it is. Because sun+pasty British complexion=bad
Ace 1 year ago
OTOH British complexion + sun = not pasty. Of course, you'd have to move out of Britain to achieve that, but don't blame it on your nationality.
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Robert Millar 1 year ago
It's bewilderment. The universe senses that humans, supposedly the most intelligent creatures on planet Earth are actually as thick as fck with a level of stupidity that is completely off the scale.
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 1 year ago
You think I'm going to let those rotisserie chickens run out?
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Spannermonkey 1 year ago
Base biological urge. In the same way that many people can't get beyond the biological urge to eat sugars and fats, many are also incapable of resisting the urge to breed, no matter that it's patently a bad idea!
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
I did briefly manage a period of waking up in the morning with a hangover to find that I had in fact done all the cooking prep whilst out of my tree the night before
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Sky Render 1 year ago
There's an option E: working overtime because everything's so expensive that you need the extra income to break even that week.
Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
Currently watching a baseball game from the car because it's balls hot outside but I support my gremlin who loves the sports ball.
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Amelia Jade 1 year ago
I'm too picky. I love the coffee at home. I'm always disappointed when I treat myself to coffee out somewhere.
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Kristal 1 year ago
That sounds like an utter waste of money to me. Why is someone spending $350 on clothes for a short trip? WHY IS HAIR SO EXPENSIVE?!
Rosemary . 1 year ago
Hair is so expensive because some women with brown hair like to have long blonde hair with honey blonde lowlights and buttery blonde highlights.
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Jason 1 year ago
I live where they started. Pog is a popular drink (passion orange guava). They used to be the tops to them.
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Pogs... I miss my pogs. Most of all my American Bald Eagle in front of the US flag slammer. I must find it...
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Matt Richardson 1 year ago
The Olsen Twins, they were an entire franchise unto themselves in the 90's. 2 different direct to video series. a dozen or so DTV movies, 3 tv series and an animated series. Not to mention a successful clothes line. Glad they managed to survive child stardom unscathed. Comparably speaking of course.
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