True. My angry side is an exception, an extreme caused by extraordinary circumstances.

Truth

Yup

Yep. Stay in therapy

I totally get that.

I started learning to play a completely new instrument. Some of the early pieces of practice music play in my head even in my dreams.

Ignorance is bliss.

I thought that was a given

Plus re-runs.

KÌLL, BP. KÌLL.

That horse looks like it knows you're cheating on your diet

Humans have partnered with horses for way longer than that.

My life was better w horses..but canines payed a big part as well..only friends I had as a kid..my horse, my dog, and the woods..now my canine and the woods

Why is life so g*****n long? I'm 36 and feel like it's been ages.

A place I should have never left today

congratulations, you're an adult.

My wife and I in the kitchen - "You're in my way" ... "says the person who's in MY way!"

far worse when it's front of other people

When does it end

Several miles below the bottom of the iceberg: "What I tell people on Bored Panda."

My mild OCD applauds this effort & thanks you

Nonsense. When I change my phone I get money back for returning it in good condition. Nothing says "good condition" like original packaging.

Snort laugh!

Relatable.

In high school, I had a history text book that belonged to some satanist and/or top-tier edgelord, complete with pentagrams, some Latin chants, prayers to Satan etc. I had to resist the urge to sprinkle it with holy water 😅

Sadly that is what I feel like alot on here.

Or there's a tiny bit of dry skin and it's driving me mad, so I have to chew it off

Sometimes I wake up at 5am and think, "I'm going to get loads done today". And then I accomplish one small task, sit down and the next thing I know it's 5pm.

This picture will never not be funny.

You look fabulous

Problem? I can't see a problem

What am I supposed to do now? Start tv program dating all over again? It's stupid how much of a void this can leave sometimes.

To most people wisdom comes with old, but your old arrived alone

…Yup. Checks out.

Oh God

this is me literally every fricken day, and I hate it, but I can't change it. ):

Nobody can hurt you... except yourself.

Yep

My depression has been around so long, it IS mature.

I giggled.

Me now at 4am

It worked when I retired. Less than 3 days later, the phone was ringing, and the prior 2 days were the weekend.

yes

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Or communicate through glances and looks and you can both look at your phones

Along with useless pop culture trivia, nearly the entire dialogue of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so many songs stored in the long term section of my brain. Also jokes, both bad and dad, puns, and somewhere in there, making himself known at the worst times, is a 13 year old's dirty sense of humor.

I love the lady sticking her six fingers right into the pizza sauce

Downvote for the day, upvote for Kermit.

This hits really close to home. I was the most well behaved idiot you ever saw.

My mind doesn't have a quiet mode. It NEVER shuts up!

D**n, you sound just like my mum!

I just keep it to myself! No one cares anyway and nobody wants to hear it!