True. My angry side is an exception, an extreme caused by extraordinary circumstances.

Truth

Yup

Yep. Stay in therapy

I started learning to play a completely new instrument. Some of the early pieces of practice music play in my head even in my dreams.

I totally get that.

Ignorance is bliss.

I thought that was a given

Plus re-runs.

KÌLL, BP. KÌLL.

Why is life so g*****n long? I'm 36 and feel like it's been ages.

congratulations, you're an adult.

Sadly that is what I feel like alot on here.

When does it end

That horse looks like it knows you're cheating on your diet

My mild OCD applauds this effort & thanks you

My wife and I in the kitchen - "You're in my way" ... "says the person who's in MY way!"

Relatable.

Several miles below the bottom of the iceberg: "What I tell people on Bored Panda."

Or there's a tiny bit of dry skin and it's driving me mad, so I have to chew it off

In high school, I had a history text book that belonged to some satanist and/or top-tier edgelord, complete with pentagrams, some Latin chants, prayers to Satan etc. I had to resist the urge to sprinkle it with holy water 😅

Snort laugh!

A place I should have never left today

Nonsense. When I change my phone I get money back for returning it in good condition. Nothing says "good condition" like original packaging.

You look fabulous

While the rest of the house thinks you've finally gone crazy.

This picture will never not be funny.

What am I supposed to do now? Start tv program dating all over again? It's stupid how much of a void this can leave sometimes.

Oh God

…Yup. Checks out.

Nobody can hurt you... except yourself.

Sometimes I wake up at 5am and think, "I'm going to get loads done today". And then I accomplish one small task, sit down and the next thing I know it's 5pm.

Problem? I can't see a problem

I giggled.

Yep

My depression has been around so long, it IS mature.

To most people wisdom comes with old, but your old arrived alone

Me now at 4am

this is me literally every fricken day, and I hate it, but I can't change it. ):

I love the lady sticking her six fingers right into the pizza sauce

It worked when I retired. Less than 3 days later, the phone was ringing, and the prior 2 days were the weekend.

yes

I just keep it to myself! No one cares anyway and nobody wants to hear it!

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Or communicate through glances and looks and you can both look at your phones

Downvote for the day, upvote for Kermit.

Along with useless pop culture trivia, nearly the entire dialogue of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so many songs stored in the long term section of my brain. Also jokes, both bad and dad, puns, and somewhere in there, making himself known at the worst times, is a 13 year old's dirty sense of humor.

This hits really close to home. I was the most well behaved idiot you ever saw.

My mind doesn't have a quiet mode. It NEVER shuts up!

D**n, you sound just like my mum!

I've read the book, it's great.

Ok, but when it's the mental health specialists who do that, it's just cruel. I suffered through 3 sessions of family therapy, I was criticised, invalidated or ignored, while parents could insult me openly. I said the abuse led me to neglect my guinea pig and she died of hunger. Parents and both therapists immediately told me guinea pigs die, rodents don't live long.

Eeyore is my spirit animal

Yikes

Burnout

I don't think that one's right twice a day.