True. My angry side is an exception, an extreme caused by extraordinary circumstances.

Truth

Yup

Yep. Stay in therapy

I started learning to play a completely new instrument. Some of the early pieces of practice music play in my head even in my dreams.

I totally get that.

Ignorance is bliss.

I thought that was a given

Plus re-runs.

KÌLL, BP. KÌLL.

Why is life so g*****n long? I'm 36 and feel like it's been ages.

congratulations, you're an adult.

That horse looks like it knows you're cheating on your diet

Several miles below the bottom of the iceberg: "What I tell people on Bored Panda."

My wife and I in the kitchen - "You're in my way" ... "says the person who's in MY way!"

When does it end

Sadly that is what I feel like alot on here.

Yeah people downvote religious ppl. As long as everyone can respect each other, what’s the harm in religion? It gives hope.

In high school, I had a history text book that belonged to some satanist and/or top-tier edgelord, complete with pentagrams, some Latin chants, prayers to Satan etc. I had to resist the urge to sprinkle it with holy water 😅

Relatable.

Or there's a tiny bit of dry skin and it's driving me mad, so I have to chew it off

My mild OCD applauds this effort & thanks you

Snort laugh!

A place I should have never left today

Nonsense. When I change my phone I get money back for returning it in good condition. Nothing says "good condition" like original packaging.

far worse when it's front of other people

You look fabulous

Sometimes I wake up at 5am and think, "I'm going to get loads done today". And then I accomplish one small task, sit down and the next thing I know it's 5pm.

This picture will never not be funny.

What am I supposed to do now? Start tv program dating all over again? It's stupid how much of a void this can leave sometimes.

Oh God

Problem? I can't see a problem

…Yup. Checks out.

Nobody can hurt you... except yourself.

I giggled.

Yep

To most people wisdom comes with old, but your old arrived alone

Me now at 4am

My depression has been around so long, it IS mature.

this is me literally every fricken day, and I hate it, but I can't change it. ):

yes

It worked when I retired. Less than 3 days later, the phone was ringing, and the prior 2 days were the weekend.

I love the lady sticking her six fingers right into the pizza sauce

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Or communicate through glances and looks and you can both look at your phones

I just keep it to myself! No one cares anyway and nobody wants to hear it!

Downvote for the day, upvote for Kermit.

My mind doesn't have a quiet mode. It NEVER shuts up!

Along with useless pop culture trivia, nearly the entire dialogue of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so many songs stored in the long term section of my brain. Also jokes, both bad and dad, puns, and somewhere in there, making himself known at the worst times, is a 13 year old's dirty sense of humor.

D**n, you sound just like my mum!