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well, in fact.... no, you will see, later... :D

Lmao I'm crying

whoa.......so close to true

Gotta learn proper coloring

Ah yes, natural selection

i want a formal !!!!

nothing bad is allowed to happen to the good guy while he's singing.

GoodBoi does this too. I'm sorry I just took my fur off and it's weird but please stop staring...

HELP!!!!!!!!

the tshirt 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao I get the "What did I do now??" look

Oh it all makes sense now.....

They do they have five eyelids

"- but I'm going to need you to step it up a notch. You've been hitting record numbers but you were 2 minutes late Friday. Are you ok? You seem off, or angry. Let's leave any problems at home and have a great day at work!"

Bouche. This is absolutely Bouche.

How I've won any race/meet/match or whatever. Either the cutest name, prettiest spots, or the funniest name. 🤷🏼‍♀️

OH THE HORROR

Ask about the benefits!

If only I could lay on someone's head...

Wait, get rid of them or replace them?

Fun?

My Russian Blue: I'll be hiding in the sock drawer... no, the utensil drawer is more of a challenge! Nighty night.

I don't recommend Audi. He doesn't cover his mess in the litter box.

"But wait, there's more! Ask to speak with our manager and you'll get a free shopping spree!"

AI cannot generate an oil painting.

my mom would watch this

Where's I-wanna-do-something-today-that's-productive-AND-be-able-to-work-out-but-instead-I'm-going-to-sit-here-feeling-too-bad-to-do-anything Ellen?

No! No! No! Pass me the unsee juice!

Autumn spreads its golden wings And lays the path for those unseen A tangled web of evil spun at last Winter spawn from barren thighs To readdress, to slay the blind And throw the reins untethered to the skies

As she said, overpriced

I'd say the talking to yourself might be another reason.... except don't we all? (Right? I mean, right?)

Sounds about right

$200 chair, NEXT TO the cat tree. Bouche proudly murdered it. She taught Audi to use it, as well.

??????

Are you dead sure?

If they'll pay our medical bills. Tat me up!

WHAT DID U SAY

YES THE FURY

don't ask if you don't wanna know :)