50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers
Interview With AuthorSometimes words betray us. With its infinite quirks, life can be so overwhelming it’s hard to describe how exactly we are feeling or what we are going through.
Luckily, the internet, which is powered by our beloved memes, is making sure that everything, even the most random situation, can have a meme and a joke that we can all relate to. And you don’t need to look far.
Welcome to “The Tinder Blog” Instagram page, a destination for, as the description says, funny and relatable memes. With 4.1M followers, the account stands strong in providing random entertainment combined with the infinite scrolling we all sometimes crave. Below we wrapped up the most hilarious examples for you to chuckle at!
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With so many pages dedicated to all kinds of different content that always find their audience, it isn’t easy to make your page successful on Instagram. But The Tinder Blog Instagram account sounds as strong as ever, amassing more than 4 million people for their daily fix of fun and lighthearted entertainment.
So to find out more about “The Tinder Blog, we reached out to its creator who started it as a joke in business school. Turns out its origins date back to 9 years ago, in 2014, which was the time “far before there were influencers, or people making money on Instagram,” according to its creator.
“I was getting my MBA at USC and I was bored in class and wanted to do something creative. I always felt that I was somewhat funny and wanted to create a page to express it,” the creator told Bored Panda. “It was just a hobby to entertain people,” they added.
When asked how they select the content that gets shared on the page, the creator who still runs the account explained that it is based on years of trial and error. “I feel as though I know the audience well and what they like/react to. I do not believe in posting anything controversial, regardless of my personal beliefs.”
*squinting* why is the weighted blanket falling onto the floor already it's 3 AM
Most importantly, the author of The Tinder Blog sees the page as an escape from what is going on in the world which provides a safe place to make people laugh. When it comes to the audience of “The Tinder Blog,” 85% are from North America and most are female, the creator said.
The creator argues that the quality of content makes The Tinder Blog stand out from social media and keep their followers entertained. “I am very fortunate to have met many creators and stand-up comedians who submit their hilarious content. I truly enjoy developing a relationship and watching them grow as well. Some have become lifelong friends, such as @Ninamariedaniele.”
But The Tinder Blog is far from the only page its creator has. “Currently, I have 12 pages, with this one being the largest one. I have created quite a few others, but I have been leaning into feel-good content and have created @Delightful_animals and @Dailyhappystories. With so much negativity in the world, it's got to be able to share positivity.”
The creator feels truly lucky to be in the position they are in: “and do not take it for granted nor do I abuse it. I love supporting charities/nonprofits, so if there are any nonprofits that do need exposure, please reach out and anyone suffering from depression/mental health, please reach out.” The person behind The Tinder Blog said that they read all messages and have coached a few people who are going through a hard time.
Me too, but just to make it more fun, I do it by simply slowing down, not hitting the break. Less aggressive but just as irritating, and in today's America, no need to p**s someone off, they may have a gun.
I just up voted a brilliant comment on BP then discovered it was mine
"I flew my bestie in for her birthday and talked my husband into holding up this sign."
God Pete Davidson is an a**hole, but at least he targets the right people.
I hear you.... but 5 per week, by your math, would equal over $12,500. Yeah... once per week is better :D
Me on Saturday afternoon, Sunday afternoon comes, I’ll do it next weekend-repeat last weekend
Try to do this: type "florida man 'your birth date' (day and month)" in google. Mine is "Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted girlfriend after she tried to throw away his pizza"
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women' -- WHHHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS lol.
Load More Replies..."Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son" Sheesh.
"Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school" - I didn`t need to know that
"Florida man arrested after telling playground where babies come from" - he was just doing what the US education system couldn't
Mine was “ Florida man arrested after body parts found in the bay”. This is hilarious!
"Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn't remember the incident" AND "Florida man named 'Redbeard' steals $1,800 parrot" ..AND "Florida Man Takes Off His Clothes Before He Burgles"... IM DYING!!! LOL
Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek. Ooh, I got a Florida Woman!
Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher HOLY S**T
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
oh! lemme try! "Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking reptile for ‘dog with a long leash'" and "Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill". my last 2 braincells everyone!
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery. 21st August.
😂 mine is Florida Man With No Arms Arrested For Stabbing Tourist!! Lmaooo 😂
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive
“Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing’” , “Naked Florida man with crossbow gets high and attempts to fight aliens” and “Florida man attempts to steal crossbow by stuffing it down his pants”
"Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him."
`Florida man who bought a toy from Walmart stated that if the toy breaks, he will come with a gun`
Florida man steals alligator from golf coarse, puts it on roof, and Florida man hides drugs in his buttocks......yikes
A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after he threw a pizza at his father because he was mad that his dad helped birth him, deputies said.
Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report Officers responded to a home in Pinellas Park early Sunday where they found a woman “covered in ketchup,” a police report said.
"Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault" lol
Mine is "Drunk Florida man tries to use taco as ID after his car catches fire at Taco Bell".
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Florida Man Arrested After Fit Of Rage When Checker’s Ran Out Of Lettuce
'Florida Man Caught With His P****r In His Hand And A Pickle In His…' And 'Florida man calls police to verify his meth is authentic'
Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say
Mine is "A Florida man is behind bars after stabbing his roommate in the chest before turning the knife on himself, claiming he committed the crime ..."
“Florida man arrested for pelting gf with sweet n sour sauce”… well damn
Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them
"Florida Man Poses as Walt Disney World Security and Steals R2-D2 Droid to Try and Earn Job"
"Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery"
Mine is Florida man punches elderly victim for ‘holding up the line’ after social distancing like what… 😂😭
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women': Police
“Naked Florida man sets house on fire trying to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill.”
"Drunken Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, yelling outside Olive Garden" what a fun game! LOL
"Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage."
74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say
A naked Florida felon armed with a machete was arrested Monday after demanding a man's clothes at knifepoint,
“Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet W***y’” (https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-charged-with-battery-for-giving-girlfriend-Wet-W***y-492327281.html)
OMG these are better than anything in this entire article… Florida Man arrested after girl hit with flagpole during street corner Trump rally. Charged with child abuse.
"A Florida man stabbed himself after stabbing his roommate in the chest, according to the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office statement. The man claimed that he did all this to free the devil." (May 1)
Omg! Mine has to do with pizza too!! “Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him”
Florida man arrested at Waffle House after alleged outburst over bacon
“Naked Florida man causes fire while baking cookies on George Foreman Grill”
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
Florida man, sister-in-law fight off attempted robbers on street: 'WWE stuff
"Florida man arrested after telling playground where babies come from" - May 21
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-stabs-alligator-to-death-tries-to-sell-the-meat/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/florida-man-tried-to-enter-patrick-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-vs-dragons-officials-say/ https://floridamanbirthday.org/july-25 "Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over A Cigarette"
Florida Man Arrested after botched Castration https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-arrested-after-alleged-botched-castration/124424/
Florida Man Tried To Attract Minor for Sexual Activities with Soda, Candy, and $150 and I really didn't need more reasons never to visit Florida, but I guess this is one more.
¨florida man plays tug of war with a truck.. and thanks to technology.. he lost¨
Florida man tried to enter Patrick Space Force Base to warn of aliens vs. dragons, officials say Ocala man arrested on grand theft charge
"Florida man tries to order burrito at bank drive-through, thinks it’s Taco Bell"
December 7th: Florida man arrested after having public sex with a dog, damaging church nativity 😳
Mine’s “Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber”
"Florida man arrested after a fit of rage because checker ran out of lettuce" 11/09. And seeing how many Florida man words and dates that were suggested in Google search, this is something that's done quite often.
Florida Man threatens to kill neighbors with machete named Kindness. Been the same since 2019, don't know if that's good or bad
Florida man accused of stealing Crossbow by shoving it down his sweatpants. im so confused
Cops: Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb
38-year-old, 600-pound Florida man arrested for scamming restaurants out of food but then deemed too fat for imprisonment whatttttttt
mine (aug 12) is "florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music"
Florida man climbs building, dives into pond, wrestles with crocodile, and survives
My god, I assumed I had a winner, but this seems pretty normal behaviour in the ache of things
"A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them-- hitting himself in the head instead-- over a loud music complaint..." "A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' ordered him to attack the site"
Florida man jailed after dispute with hedgehog leads to armed confrontation
Florida man tells children wheee babies come from on playground
Florida Man arrested after beating little girl over head with flagpole in pro-Trump street corner rally (wtf)
Florida Man Steals Alligator From Golf Course, Tries 'Teaching It A Lesson'- what
You have sent me down a glorious rabbit hole....I will spend far too much time doing this .m
Mine's 'Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop'
‘Drunk Florida Man Tries To Use Taco As ID After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell’ WHAT IN THE-
Florida Man Sick Of His $1000000 Island, Wants To Trade For A Porsche 918
Florida man accused of shooting at home after woman leaves negative restaurant review
I got "A South Florida man is facing a host of charges after police said he robbed at gunpoint the stranger who declined to buy him chicken nuggets.", and ' Florida police put an innocent man in jail for three months after they mistook drywall powder for cocaine powder.'
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say. Thank you for teaching me this!
Mines “Florida Man files restraining order against Obama, Tebow, and Jesus” e x c u s e m e w h a
Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar. brilliant.
Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet W***y’ That’s a fun one for sure….
So cool! I did that, mine is "A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From"
Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
'Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough' WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS!?!?!?
I’m late but: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames "hookah-smoking caterpillar"
Mine is "Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot "
I've got three: 1. Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb 2. Florida man hid cocaine in his a**s during Monday morning DUI arrest 3. Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote
Police: Florida man jailed after trying to 'barbecue all the child molesters'
That's Ricky's dad from Trailer Park Boys. And my bday Florida man was chewing on someone's face. He turned himself in, saying he wasn't sure what happened because it was dark outside.
Florida man involved in DUI golf cart crash claims President Trump drove him to drink
fair?
Load More Replies...Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
I feel Florida gets a bad press. I mean sure, it's a humid swampy hellhole and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy (source: I lived there for a few years), but the reason for the large number of crazy "Florida man arrested for X" stories is that state FOI and public record laws make it easy for journalists to find/publish them.
Florida man gets probation for picking up and transporting 40 turtles
Florida Man living in parents house arrested after breaking into window of roommate staying in house and accused of stealing from roommate. Slow news day on Sept 4.
mine is: Broken Heart, Empty Head: Florida Man Admits to Staging Robbery to Woe Ex-Girlfriend... lol
OMG!! Mine says " Florida man with drugs tied around his p***s denies they are his" 🤣
Omg this game @hawkmoon 😂🎯
Florida man busted for cocaine and meth bags wrapped around his penis.
And does his name translate 'Light Flower'? in the latin? I think it does.
Mine: Florida man accused of killing his neighbor after cat wandered onto his property
"Florida man caught with his p****r in his hand and a pickle in his..."
https://www.wsls.com/news/2019/04/12/drunken-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-into-his-mouth-yelling-outside-olive-garden/
Florida Florida man rescued after trying to ride inflatable bubble to Bermuda.
Florida…rapidly taking the place of Texas in terms of idiots asking you to hold their beer.
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.
This is Ricky's dad Ray from the Trailer Park Boys. And he's lying, he did too drink while he was driving...always drinking...
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women': Police
Mine says -Florida man suspected of serial rapes - convicted in 1 attack -
May 19th "Florida man accused of kidnapping woman, forcing her to join OnlyFans"
Florida man falls out of truck coming home from strip club, runs over his own leg, then runs off when truck crashes through side of house.
"Elderly Florida Man Cops to Masturbating Next to Woman on Flight" (Nov 30)
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From
Blood-Soaked Florida Man on Bicycle Arrested for Forcing Potato Chips on 8-Year-Old Boy, You can't make this stuff up!
Wow ... thanks Hawkmoon .. Mine was Florida man arrested for masterbasting with a pickle ... geesh
Flordia man climbs atop playground equipment and tells children where babies come from.
Florida man allegedly is the most popular position for many years as you can imagine that you have to be able 5th grade in a kandoora course and then you will be a part time class of your own and the snow will have a playdate of your heart to the mall of your home alone to the mall of your home to get your dog and a friend who will take a look like this is a great idea and is a very nice.
Omg, we have a neighbour like that, but they save a few to shoot off for no reason during the rest of the year
Not to forget the purse, every bag and on the nightstand! Yes, I suffer from migraines..
(Confession): We have never had an official budget for more than 41 years -- so there. (And we're fine, by the way.)
I always wondered if the use of the words naw and maw in Scottish Glaswegian is somehow related to it's use in America
You also end up having friends who are literal teenagers, which forces you into the unsettling realization that you are, in fact, middle aged.
Is this the thing where you put out a wrong statement so someone corrects it, because we all know he said “I’m the king of the world”??
Unpopular opinion. Not all careers are successful or fulfulling. And for some people, marrying rich is another way to go up the social lader. I don´t get why OP should deserve less respect for planning her life on the personnal as well as the professional aspect.
When everyone in my family loses their s**t, it is like every sailor on a ship stubbed their toe, then hit their head on a cupboard.
(Frantically searching for the third option.) "Oh there you are, happy little ignore their c**p and go on with my life button!" No fn or fighting required! Tyvm
Jesus, he's just being polite. What a gentleman offering to pick you up.
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I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place
As someone who has seen what alcohol can do to a life, I don't find "haha I'm wasted" ones as funny as everyone seems to.
Not to cause any offense, because if you have seen alcohol is detrimental to you and have adjusted accordingly, that's great. However, it's not what alcohol can do to a life, it's what it did to yours. Plenty of people like to get a little buzzed or let loose and there isn't anything wrong with it. Not to mention that there weren't that many alcohol posts to begin with, so it was a reach anyway.
Load More Replies...I grew up in a culture-generational environment (is that a thing?) that found alcohol jokes hilarious. My dad would tell stories of his friends (and himself) who got wasted and did this and that funny thing. My grandparents' generation would joke about funny things people said when they were drunk. All family gatherings had to include alcohol and adults who would drink more than was good for them were lovingly roasted, but never shamed. All that did was normalize and glamorize heavy drinking for me. I'm 45 and I still drink a lot - but oh boy how me and my friends would drink when we were younger! All those jokes have consequences. They are funny once, maybe, but when you hear people making such jokes for years and years as you grow up, you begin to think heavy drinking is hilarious and getting wasted is funny. It blurs your vision, really does. So I agree with VonBlade - those jokes are not that innocent.
As an adult, I wish I'd know how much harder it was going to be to buy/get/find drugs. Enjoy your youth connections.
I live in Oregon and I had this thought recently… and then remembered I can just go to the pot store now!
Load More Replies...You can get cocaine at the mall? I need to book a flight, lol. Sorry I was talking more substantial drugs. I've never actually done major drugs in my life. I've smoked pot and it literally does nothing. I accidentally ate 4 pot brownies once and it didn't do anything. A few years ago I thought I'd try again and went to a pot shop and got 2 packs of gummies and some pot. I ate one whole package of gummies then realized I was only supposed to eat one or two. Total waste. Just...nothing. No change, no relaxation, no pain relief. 160 bucks worth of marijuana products and I felt nothing different ... I don't know why. I've always wanted to try cocaine. I think i just need a boost. I should probably just get legit meds from a doctor to try and get my energy up but from everything I've heard, cocaine would be the drug for me. I need an energy boost and if one more person tells me to exercise or have green tea I'm going to shoot them.
I, too, have spent way too much money on edibles that do nothing to me. It is Very frustrating, though I'm lucky enough to be able to smoke - and I find it helps my depression, anxiety, and a sleep disorder. I've been through a long list of drugs in my quest to "feel better." Long story short, I took a gene sight test through my mental health provider and found out that I metabolize a lot of medications differently (for example... Most antidepressants make me extremely psychotic/suicidal). I figure that's why edibles aren't effective for me, and why smoking wakes me up. Idk if that helps at all, but maybe something to keep in mind if you have consistent bad results with medication. Regarding cocaine...I understand it's appeal. I've been there and done that and it was great in the moment, but totally not worth all of the negative that came with it. I really don't recommend it (especially if you are looking for pain relief and relaxation in addition to the energy boost- you will feel lik
I wouldn't even know where to get the stuff for microdosing but I have heard that it's great for some people. I worry about doing any kind of lsd product most out of fear of getting sick. I'm someone who only want to do things that made me happier. I will never understand heroin. Short of just wanting oblivion, I've never been a fan of wanting to be completely down or immobile. I think that's why the idea of coke appeals to me because it gives you energy and focus, even logically knowing what it will do to you afterward. I would probably never do it but I wish there was a legit drug I could do (although prescription drugs are sometimes even worse).
I'd like to try a lot of things but I just have this aversion to going to a doctor about my mental health. I don't know why. But I haven't even been to a regular doctor in over 10 years. I'd like to get some energy and I'm just so tired of being told to 'exercise'. That's just not working for me. I just end up more tired and even trying to exercise sometimes is a struggle. I thought pot would help to mellow me out- I'm high strung and anxious all the time. It didn't do anything. So now I would just be happy if I could get a boost of energy so that I *could* exercise. I don't know if I need anti-depressants or what but I feel like I can't focus on anything anymore. Or I end up hyper focused on one thing. I shouldn't be looking for advice on bored panda I just need to go to a doctor. I just like to hear from people who maybe feel the same way. If I was younger, I could easily find someone to try different drugs. Now...it's a doctor or nothing, lol.
It sounds like you are in a rough spot. I'm really sorry you are going through this. I understand the aversion to going to a doctor, but still wanting to feel better. Maybe you could look into some options that don't require a physical visit/appointment? I am currently seeing my therapist via telehealth (video calls) from my phone or computer. I thought I wouldn't like it, but I think it actually helps me open up without feeling as vulnerable. I think there are apps that link you up to drs in this manner, though I'm not sure how they work. There are also mental health apps that link you to peers for support. Maybe starting out with one of these would help?
I just realized I misread that and you said 'mail' not mall. Either way that would be pretty awesome. lol.
Hey, so many images from the internet... was just wondering if anyone can clarify - it's legal, right? Wondering so I can know what I can post.
As someone who has seen what alcohol can do to a life, I don't find "haha I'm wasted" ones as funny as everyone seems to.
Not to cause any offense, because if you have seen alcohol is detrimental to you and have adjusted accordingly, that's great. However, it's not what alcohol can do to a life, it's what it did to yours. Plenty of people like to get a little buzzed or let loose and there isn't anything wrong with it. Not to mention that there weren't that many alcohol posts to begin with, so it was a reach anyway.
Load More Replies...I grew up in a culture-generational environment (is that a thing?) that found alcohol jokes hilarious. My dad would tell stories of his friends (and himself) who got wasted and did this and that funny thing. My grandparents' generation would joke about funny things people said when they were drunk. All family gatherings had to include alcohol and adults who would drink more than was good for them were lovingly roasted, but never shamed. All that did was normalize and glamorize heavy drinking for me. I'm 45 and I still drink a lot - but oh boy how me and my friends would drink when we were younger! All those jokes have consequences. They are funny once, maybe, but when you hear people making such jokes for years and years as you grow up, you begin to think heavy drinking is hilarious and getting wasted is funny. It blurs your vision, really does. So I agree with VonBlade - those jokes are not that innocent.
As an adult, I wish I'd know how much harder it was going to be to buy/get/find drugs. Enjoy your youth connections.
I live in Oregon and I had this thought recently… and then remembered I can just go to the pot store now!
Load More Replies...You can get cocaine at the mall? I need to book a flight, lol. Sorry I was talking more substantial drugs. I've never actually done major drugs in my life. I've smoked pot and it literally does nothing. I accidentally ate 4 pot brownies once and it didn't do anything. A few years ago I thought I'd try again and went to a pot shop and got 2 packs of gummies and some pot. I ate one whole package of gummies then realized I was only supposed to eat one or two. Total waste. Just...nothing. No change, no relaxation, no pain relief. 160 bucks worth of marijuana products and I felt nothing different ... I don't know why. I've always wanted to try cocaine. I think i just need a boost. I should probably just get legit meds from a doctor to try and get my energy up but from everything I've heard, cocaine would be the drug for me. I need an energy boost and if one more person tells me to exercise or have green tea I'm going to shoot them.
I, too, have spent way too much money on edibles that do nothing to me. It is Very frustrating, though I'm lucky enough to be able to smoke - and I find it helps my depression, anxiety, and a sleep disorder. I've been through a long list of drugs in my quest to "feel better." Long story short, I took a gene sight test through my mental health provider and found out that I metabolize a lot of medications differently (for example... Most antidepressants make me extremely psychotic/suicidal). I figure that's why edibles aren't effective for me, and why smoking wakes me up. Idk if that helps at all, but maybe something to keep in mind if you have consistent bad results with medication. Regarding cocaine...I understand it's appeal. I've been there and done that and it was great in the moment, but totally not worth all of the negative that came with it. I really don't recommend it (especially if you are looking for pain relief and relaxation in addition to the energy boost- you will feel lik
I wouldn't even know where to get the stuff for microdosing but I have heard that it's great for some people. I worry about doing any kind of lsd product most out of fear of getting sick. I'm someone who only want to do things that made me happier. I will never understand heroin. Short of just wanting oblivion, I've never been a fan of wanting to be completely down or immobile. I think that's why the idea of coke appeals to me because it gives you energy and focus, even logically knowing what it will do to you afterward. I would probably never do it but I wish there was a legit drug I could do (although prescription drugs are sometimes even worse).
I'd like to try a lot of things but I just have this aversion to going to a doctor about my mental health. I don't know why. But I haven't even been to a regular doctor in over 10 years. I'd like to get some energy and I'm just so tired of being told to 'exercise'. That's just not working for me. I just end up more tired and even trying to exercise sometimes is a struggle. I thought pot would help to mellow me out- I'm high strung and anxious all the time. It didn't do anything. So now I would just be happy if I could get a boost of energy so that I *could* exercise. I don't know if I need anti-depressants or what but I feel like I can't focus on anything anymore. Or I end up hyper focused on one thing. I shouldn't be looking for advice on bored panda I just need to go to a doctor. I just like to hear from people who maybe feel the same way. If I was younger, I could easily find someone to try different drugs. Now...it's a doctor or nothing, lol.
It sounds like you are in a rough spot. I'm really sorry you are going through this. I understand the aversion to going to a doctor, but still wanting to feel better. Maybe you could look into some options that don't require a physical visit/appointment? I am currently seeing my therapist via telehealth (video calls) from my phone or computer. I thought I wouldn't like it, but I think it actually helps me open up without feeling as vulnerable. I think there are apps that link you up to drs in this manner, though I'm not sure how they work. There are also mental health apps that link you to peers for support. Maybe starting out with one of these would help?
I just realized I misread that and you said 'mail' not mall. Either way that would be pretty awesome. lol.
Hey, so many images from the internet... was just wondering if anyone can clarify - it's legal, right? Wondering so I can know what I can post.