Gemini and Scorpios are compatible!

Very relatable. You close your eyes at 1pm, sleep for 5 minutes, open them again, and find out it is already 6pm

lmao

Oven mitt

Mine always stuck on itself it's maddening

But the walls are just as gross...

Haha. Welcome to everyone in customer service. They ALL roll their eyes in their head from time to time while wearing a fake smile.

Ahhh i remember my school days ..! Smear your hand in Fevicol and spook other kids

Me as a witch

Percy Jackson vibes

Awww I need a cat like this! <3

O_O

Based on his statement he should never visist a cinema. Cause actors fake everything!

literally every cooking show ever

<3 DRAGONFORCE!

You can blame the a*****e vegans who are aggressive, resort to ridiculous name calling like murderers to meat eaters, their self righteousness etc etc. My brother is one of the best vegans I have met, he doesn’t force his feelings and beliefs on anyone, he accepts people as we are and know we have different opinions and we respect each other’s choices, he doesn’t act self righteous or aggressive.

it's very easy actually. Just move on hand over the glass on the other and grab it gently. And tadaaa: you have a free hand.

POOLY!

AWWWWWWW!!!!!

I personally enjoy brushing my teeth! I like the feeling of getting all the gross stuff off!

I can relate. Both of my parents sneeze loud enough to blast my eardrums out.

but... what does it mean?

It's never like that.. conditioner always runs out first!

Yeah Susan!

I actually find that quite rude. I am not vegan but I could never just throw crappy left overs together and say, that’s it. I like making people happy and that includes making things for my vegan brother. I have made things from vegan meringues, to macaroni and “cheese”.

ui Neil ...just stop..please she doesn't need children right now...

love that shirt :D

This is so true lmao