"When your legs don't work like they used to before, and I can't sweep you off of your feet, I will give you my tennis shoes girl, and I will walk in my socks on the street, cuz darlin' I will be loving you, until were 70"

Haha love it! Food looks yummy too.

also the pic on the right represents is the unsolicited "selfie" he thinks every chick wants to see but really doesn't.

you can scratch your feets without bending over

I'm not certain if that kid is exuding confidence or trying to exuding the fact that she has a diabolical plan for that bird.

This reminded me of the airport in Beijing. At the security control, female officers were checking female passingers, and male males.

I'm hearing Barry White. (Again, thanks bored panda)

Or: When you suddenly remember you have to hang your clothes out of the laundry.

I did the same and it's the best thing you can do. I really can't believe how expensive chokers are when in reality you can make them yourself for such a litte price.

When did you realise that "diet" is just "die" with a "t " ?

As they say - size doesn't matter

lol I can relate. I'm not mad I was forced to slam on my breaks, i'm just mad my s**t is on the floor and i probably won't find my chapstick until I sell the car.

I want to be reincarnated as a sloth....

Awww

All clothing purchased on amazon

I got to show this to my wife..... if you don't hear from me tomorrow, call the Police!

this is a universal code !!! i wonder if guys have a code too !!

OMG ITS A CORGI THEIR SO BEAUTIFUL GODDAMMIT..

To which you proceed to say "I just think its funny how....." and he gets hit with a s**t storm of c**p you've been holding in for the last 3 mos.

all i can think is that your mom wanted golden leggings !!!!!

She's walking on tip toes) beautiful legs tho

SAME. NOBODY EVER LISTENS.

Kitty hangover after a night of catnip beer.

Oh god this scared me!

OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Ugh so cuteeeee

"Just a little off the bottom"

Everyone would look like that without photoshop. Particularly if it fits and won't fall off.

was it good?

When u have the perfect outfit and then you realize you don't fit into those jeans anymore

SAME.

chocolate is actual a good exfoliant but how would waste chocolate on their face

Men who say such things probably have never opened a biology book.

I just have 1 big one.

Well, yeah.

Stop it before you make me cross! Too late, you're already cross!

hahaha LOL

I got 99 problems but eating in front of people aint one

Hahaha! 😂

I would definitely be the one on the left!

My legs feel weird now

problem is woman still buy those magazine! if they stop buying it they'll stop. they just do want the client want.

cute either way

That`s why I have short hair.

This is the first time I've ever seen the "female" version of a product being cheaper than the "male" version.

Hey, a lot goes into creating a quality bubble bath.

this hides a very interesting story.....

True when women say it too! I hate when girls say that, or a guy says it to me. Like what am I? A velociraptor?

I too carry a fork around. You just never know when someone might drop a perfect plate of spaghetti

Another reason I don't use the stuff...

You look awesome! Go girl u rule!

I need a guys size of that shirt!

I have done this more than I care to admit after responding "I'm almost ready"

stg this is me on every level

Your mom looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

so it's ok for a woman to hit a guy?

"Wanna know my secret? I'm NEVER empty"

So that's where you use that fork from the bag.

Aways