**raises hand**

Have not been outside for 2-1/2 months.

Their DIY skills are pathetic because the Boomers DIDN'T teach them!

Hard work, persistence, and never giving up... The things that arrogant toxic-positivity personal development life coaches tell you to do so you feel more miserable and buy more of their books.

we're always the joker , trying to be the light in others lives we need in ours

Omg stop reading my mind

even better when you try to control your huffing to try and speak normally!

Find the goddamn reset button

Cashier is good soul, as is OP.

Me : "I'm depressed." Therapist : "Well, don't be." Me : "I don't pay you to sound like my parents!" Therapist : "You don't pay me, you are French."

No good deed goes unpunished.

And don't you feel proud about yourselves when you have made the minimum in one day so you think you should award yourself with 3 days alone at home? Or it's only me?

The sound of Sunday football on tv still gives me anxiety bc that sound meant Monday was very close

no need to call me and my depression out like this

Laughing to crying in a nanosecond.

*breaks phone immediately*

Me. Me me me. Me.

Pain.....................

I want to sign up for the clinical trials.

How to get a restraining order, how to find the worst retirement house in the world...

Of course not.

allowance? , rich parents ?

I just like the way it makes my skin tingle on a cold morning. The fact that I live alone has nothing to do with it. Probably.

your brain lets you read ,must be nice

That's discrimination

Why so relatable...?

50 last month , in bed at 8pm , had 3 beers

Same... I hate being a people pleaser only to forget to take care of myself

Looking at little screen, reads this, looks up at big screen...aw snap

Signed off work. Now have lots of weird and witchy hats that make people smile. And clothing colours that resemble an explosion in a paint factory.

Congrats!

*When you actually wake up early* Ugh..why did I bother? *Goes back to sleep*

Boy, the conversations I have with myself!

Ah, I sense something very relatable… overthinking everything

Coping mechanisms are the only things that keep you alive. My favorite ones are denial and rationalization.

Favourite time of day is bedtime

Actually, i do that because my favorite part is catchy

Comparing yourself to others is the best way to become unhappy. Thats why people love Instagram so much. It brings a lot of easy accessible misery in your life.

Don't forget laundry!!

you been reading my journal ?

Looking at the way things are going in the world today, this might be the wisest thing to do.

Can someone put a link in this comment section

Great Batman reference! Or should I say "Robin(s)...

this is even funnier when you know the characters XD also has bp just given up on censoring lol

I see 👀 you there Red Hood

Where the hells is my free trial dammit?

I bet they still make you put your credit card details in. 🙄

"It is all in your mind" some ass boomer like me would say. I know it is not , dough. If i had the link, i would publish it straight away.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi9-67a87ryAhXFB50JHZSDAgsQtwJ6BAgCEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYb6dZ1IFlKc&usg=AOvVaw1hmMojnnywbeOlFBIP6aYV