Rent Is $2,000, The Planet Is Dying, But At Least We Have These 50 Hilarious Posts To Cope

Haha I’ve thought this.

Aww. That's awesome!

Yay! Firefighters are the best.

I'd rather play mermaids than sip cocktails to be honest

A book club campout, sounds fun, though I'm not an adult yet, will you accept teens?

Me: "This is no time to panic." Google: "This is the perfect time to panic!!"

That sounds more like tenacity than hope, but meh ...

I feel this will go down well in my office on Wednesday...

That's a normal game in my household. Except for the swearing. We've got to have the swearing.

Didn't Australia do that for break dancing?

To get the telemarketing job, the baby still needs 5 years of experience in the industry and a marketing degree tho.

Examples certainly support the theory.

Bless.

And it's just them sitting down drinking wine and discussing what the kids are doing.

If this actually did happen, it's the one time I'd believe that everybody clapped.

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Which is why we need to go to the library more often and help out with storage

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I can relate. While it may not seem like much. All the little distractions can end up becoming annoying and stressfull when you are just trying to get things done.

this is why 1990s cartoon Batman is the only one i'll really accept as Batman. sure, he fights crime and kicks a*s, but he's also kindhearted and genuinely wants to help the criminals he fights. for example, when he fights baby doll, an exploited actress with a growth condition that makes her look like a child despite her actually being an adult (mid-20s, I think?), he doesn't really fight her. he lets her take her anger out on a mirror and comforts her, calmly taking her to jail(? been a while since I watched) instead of using bat-jitsu or whatever. this is the batman we should be idolizing and seeing on the big screen, not a violent, "damaged" a**hole. someone who cares, despite all the horrors he's seen. someone who knows when to pull his punches and be kind yet firm to those who have committed crimes.

My mom and I used to send each other newspaper and magazine clippings through the mail.

I need an adult show and tell

so when I crashed wearing mine I was only honouring it's inventor huh... I see!

Lol

Yes, my heart goes out to him. No one should have to go through the pain of losing their cheese.

Adolf was a popular name in Germany prior to World War Two. Popularity nosedived after that.

I desperately need this, I can barely post a comment here without obsessing over it for 30 minutes

Re-thinking the nature of work implies re-thinking the nature of supervision and management. So, nope ain't going to happen. Just too hard for them.

Dream on. But I'd go.

Ha!

As I said when this was posted two days ago, we can be both.

Now give 6 mangoes to Sam, 4 to Liz, collect 3 more from Bob and throw 2 away because they're rotten.

"participate"...I don't think they ever learned why that little piggy was going to market...it wasn't to go shopping...🤣

It's a tough call. Stay on Bored Panda cause I can't sleep, or go check out the fun pear recipes. And more...

Usually it's several things at once.

‘Dickensen’ tho! 😂

Should have used those mistakes to challenge its legal validity... Grammatical grounds for a stay of execution.

Gen Z, please keep up the fight that us Millenials are in with you. Gen X, thanks for literally starting this. My parents were Silent Generation and we were raised with a good work ethic but work isn't everything. I can't speak for boomers. There aren't any in my family.

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She has kids at home.

We've just been rickrolled...

Well at least you did the good things!!

Calling them old souls is being polite. Because it won't go over well if you say "Damn bro, your kid is really weird and creepy."

My mom's in her 80s. My kids are in their late teens. Mom's sick, so tonight I took her some groceries. She says to me, I'd pay for these, but I don't have any cash on me. Apparently, she is one of my children now.

If you build it, they will come.

People *without* checked luggage should be allowed off first because we are planning to get the hell out of there ASAP. The rest of you are going to have to hang around at the baggage carousel anyway so why not spend some of that wait in the plane while those of us who have places to be or just want to get the hell away from other people make our escape.

Wolf: Dude, the rent is too high everywhere, let’s split the cost. Pig *opens the door*

Colby

Why am I wholly not surprised camping would not be liked on BP?

One place that I worked at tried the four day work week. But it was still 40 hours. What they discovered was at the 9th hour of the workday, everyone's attention was burned out. Nothing got done that last hour.

Someone showing off his financial status. He'll need throwing avocado toast to the birds next...

Wait why DID you think they weren't doing it?

Oh, dear.

I live in a civilised country so I can't relate

Last time I saw her was on Graham Norton show. Eating a liquorice wip they made to segway into"50 shades of pray" segment. She was utterly didtracted untill Jamie Dornan came on, and then she couldnt stop stroking him like a rug. She is a treassure

Fart with a capital F... Love it!

Do it with money. “I would like to purchase those shoes.” “Fine, give me numbered paper in return and they are yours.”

What is the age you CAN recognise celebrities because i haven't gotten there yet lol