There is no way one could argue with this one. Well played.

I like how jazz is 36 minutes long.

It's going on 30 YEARS and this problem still exists... why?

"And along came Zeus!"

This flowchart is me.

I love this one.

My son's decision making tree as well

Maybe we need to change our concept on what a miracle is.

not only americans

Oooh I wanna Kraken at mine!

This checks out. I know because I am a pharmacist.

Amen!

I laughed so hard at this this is so accurate 🤣🤣 although I normally don’t let people try on my glasses cuz they’d probably break your eyes

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Kids are not stupid, but unknowing. Adults are stupid.

Personally, I strongly request a study that will explain to me why I cannot sleep in a soft bed but that I would perfectly manage to snore on my office chair.

You’re missing the step that mentions “think it’s going slower so pull the string again… pull the string 3 more times before you realize you’re pulling the light string and not the fan string.”

Used to be me, except that I never flossed. Now I've been flossing daily for almost a year, and morning breath isn't as bad anymore :)

"YOURE NOTHING BUT A CRUSTU BUTT DRAGON!"

alone time for me

They left out 'don't fart, don't fart, don't fart.'

They missed out the “You’re on Mute” in this graph. Got to be at least 10% of my work meetings

For me, the drinking and cleaning lines would be parallel and sloping upwards.

Also applies to upstate NY.

Accurate.

In UK we aim to drive on bits of road around the potholes, trying not to damage our cars/tyres

The pot holes were so bad on one of the main roads near my house that I regularly had to drive over the center line (down the whole road) to avoid them. Part of me worried that I would get stopped for it... that is, until I one day saw cop car coming down that same section... they, too, apparently thought the pot holes were bad enough to play chicken with oncoming traffic 🤣

Same for most of the UK too

Works for I-80 across northern Pennsylvania as well as it does for Quebec.

Belgium.

make a paper clip necklace rendering those paper clips useless

Ya forgot Tassie! (and I don't think SA had convicts)

How old is this chart, yesterday was the 58th super bowl

I fear this is true for to many

Not sure why this funny? I actually do not understand it but laughed anyway.

In German is the Y with three syllables [üpsilon]. The other letters just have one.

I forgot to tell you: I need to go to the bathroom or we might be in the paper tomorrow. 💩

Mom's spaghetti XD

*try to concentrate on reading book *fail to keep eyes open *put kindle down *think about all the things that I need to do last year that I still haven't done this year yet and will absolutely not be doing tomorrow. *pick up kindle again *repeat and fade.

It was a 2 million dollar heist though.

I like the Wine express way!