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Generally, when most of us think about a good time or a funny meme, it doesn’t have, say, an x and y axis or data labels. But it’s important to not limit yourself, the truth is that clever folks out there can make good content out of anything.
The “Funny Charts” online group is dedicated to amusing, creative, and informative graphs that attempt to mix data with humor. From helpful guides to assist in creating insults, to statistical breakdowns of Eminem’s songs, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section.
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#1
World's Most Accurate Pie Chart
Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
Well, technically the eaten portion should be slightly less than depicted, as there are still crumbs left uneaten.
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Liz Siemens 1 year ago
Hahaha I love how the "pie I've eaten" color isn't just silver. It's pie plate. Lol
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#2
Anatomy Of Songs
SCP 4666 1 year ago
Black Metal: Aaaarrrggg! heavy distorted guitar - darkness, satan, nordic something, burning churches - drums blasting - more primal screaming/grunting - more distorted guitar
Ravioli 1 year ago
Video game metal: electric guitar stab - complex drum rhythm - melody slightly reminiscent of Portal - muffled voices/screaming - quiet for a moment - huge drop - guitar at it again
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GraceN 1 year ago
The only thing I would add is beer to the country music.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
My brother is a punk musician and I can confirm the screaming/barfing sounds. He basically puts the whole microphone inside his mouth when he "sings". :)
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Goth Metal: Melancholy guitars - every instrument in the world playing rapid fire - BLOOOOOOOD GROOOOWWWWWLLL - operatic female vocals - BLOOOOOOOOOD GRRROOOOOWWLLL - operatic female vocals - key change into lullaby metal - symbol tapping - BLOOOOOOOOOOD GROWWWWWLLLL with every instrument in the world playing rapid fire for 3 more minutes. - 20 min
The Doom Song 1 year ago
@StrangeOne .... Spat my vodka out thru my nose I laughed so hard at your comment. Thanks for the giggle it made my day
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Michal Pifko 1 year ago
Pitbull? Key change? Fadeout? When was this made? 2010? I would have guessed 1990 if it wasn't for Pitbull.
#3
Moving A Picture In Word
Nimues Child 1 year ago
Lines of heritage spaghetti code and no incentive to fix it.
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Daria 1 year ago
never wrap text around your pictures, insert them in line with text and into a table with transparent borders
TheCrazyBunnyLady 1 year ago
Best tip I ever got from a study buddy: if you want text and a picture next to each other, make a table with 1 row and 2 columns. Add your text and picture, choose your desired layout, and select the option "no borders" for the table. Done!
Beansie-never-visited-me-once 1 year ago
I just insert a text box, put the picture inside and select 'no line' for the box. This way, you can move the picture anywhere you want in the document.
Load More Replies... LadyManx 1 year ago
I would actually add ...."and you'll never find a clear answer, or well, any answer, on the Microsoft community pages. And now you can pay every month till the end of time for your subscription. More like "protection money" rather than a subscription. There are better, free word processing programs out there. I just got tired of the lack of help and went and found one.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Part of the joke is that the text in this chart has been messed up by inserting the chart. :)
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TheGirlWhoWoreGlasses 1 year ago
Word: The program made for middle managers who can't figure out how to make a list with sublevels. I hate it with the passion of a fiery sun.
Sitting at over fifteen thousand followers, the "Funny Charts" internet group is on an important mission to reclaim graphs from the clutches (and notoriety) of maths and economics. As is clearly on display here, a little creative spark can do wonders. Indeed, if you take a step back, it's easy to see how the standard structure of memes actually fits pretty well.
After all, memes tend to use standard, recognized layouts to communicate the joke. This is just as true for graphs, which need to have certain attributes to even function. Despite their reputation as a dry, analytical tool, it's worth giving graphs and charts a second chance. Indeed, unlike "raw" text, it's a pretty visual way to showcase information.
#4
Greek Mythology Problems
Stephanie Fay 1 year ago
Hey attention all Percy Jackson fans!! Get psyched up for the new movies! My friend Sidecar Stories (Sam) does an Incredible job reading the books aloud. His performances are no joke Oscar quality with significantly different voices for each character. Search for Flying Sidecar (there's also Vintage Sidecar) in Spotify. You'll love it!!!!!
Rachel Martin 1 year ago
"Now Zeus was a womanizer, always on the make. But Hera usually punished those that Zeus was wont to take." -Cake
InvisibleQuokka 1 year ago
Zeus seriously reminds me of Adam from Hazbin Hotel for some reason…
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
He can't have Audi or me! Being cats, we're gods in our own right.
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Are You Tired? Flowchart
Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
I sometimes wonder if I’m supposed to be nocturnal 🤔
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DragonofMordor 1 year ago
This is me. This is also my cat. When I'm asleep, I need to be awake. When I'm awake and want to get up, I need to stay still and unmoving so she can sleep on me.
Jack Burton 1 year ago
Why my body wants to sleep at 2pm and not 2am. Biggest mystery of my life.
#6
It's Math
Michal Pifko 1 year ago
This one is great, but why do most of these draw the ghost from scratch? The distribution already looks like a ghost. It kinda misses the point. The best ones just give the normal distribution eyes and it already looks good. I can't paste a picture here, but there are some much nicer versions out there.
It's not that hard to imagine more artistically inclined people being able to engage with data displayed this way. Research does suggest that visual indicators are actually pretty important in learning. You might say, well, a graph is just words and figures laid out on a matrix, not a paragraph, but it's important to note that the visual layout is a key component in what we take away from this sort of information.
#7
Cat's Decision Tree
Sue 1 year ago
My granddaughter too. My daughter kept saying she was going to give birth to cats instead of babies when she got older. I think she did.
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#8
Frequency Of Miracles
Magnifico Giganticus (it) 1 year ago
Or get rid of the ridiculous concept all together.
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TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
One of the many reasons I became an atheist! 😁 where'd all those miracles go, God??? It's been a while, Bud 🤣
PFD 1 year ago
It's literally as old as the camera. Hippolyte Bayard claimed to have beaten Louis Daguerre to the invention of photography but to have been conned into delaying his announcement of his invention by a friend of the latter. He made a self-portrait of himself having committed suicide as a result of the betrayal, now known as Self Portrait as a Drowned Man. 1830.
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 1 year ago
Oh. Okay. This took me a while. It's showing how many people claimed to have witnessed or experienced a miracle before cameras. The gap is supposed to indicate how people stopped claiming miracles because none were captured on camera. Then when people started photoshopping miracles, the claims went back up..... It still defies logic, tbh.
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Some things require uncertainty in order to exist. The moment you have certainty, it disappears. But there will always be moments of uncertainty, shadows, and incomplete information. This is where the fairies live. It's a fun place, full of imagination and whimsy. So celebrate the fuzzy photo, for without it... the fairies all die.
Pieter LeGrande 1 year ago
The flat section between camera invented and the PhotoShop era should have a few bumps representing blurry hubcaps purporting to be space ships.
#9
Confusing To Every American
2WheelTravlr 1 year ago
Yes! This is the first time it actually makes sense. I'm saving this and using it as a reference every time someone talks about England, Great Britain, and the UK.
Load More Replies... TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
On second thought, let us not go to the British Isles. Tis a silly place *bangs coconut 🥥 🥥*
tuzdayschild 1 year ago
I don't take the time to memorize the names of all my nieces and nephews, so this doesn't have a chance.
Nimues Child 1 year ago
Kudos for remembering Sealand! (my wife gave me a citizenship to Sealand for Christmas one year!)
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Dave Baxter 1 year ago
In over 50 years I've never once heard anyone mention 'The British Islands'!?!? Also, the Duchy of Cornwall, with its own unique language, flag, foods, etc. tends to think of itself as being a separate Celtic nation from England (just like Scotland, Ireland & Wales).
PFD 1 year ago
The British Islands is a legal entity in a few narrow contexts.
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 1 year ago
I’m American and I’ve finally gotten this down - and it only took almost half a century
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
*confusing to literally everyone living outside of that area lol
rorschach-penguin 1 year ago
I'm American and I'm not remotely confused by this. Hand me a map and I'll fill it with all of these.
This is all to say that it's unfair to pigeonhole graphs and charts into the "boring" category. The items here are a clear indicator that it's a lot more complex than that. So be sure to perhaps save the items here that you might find useful later. Even as a text-biased observer, I have to admit, that it's a lot faster to glance at a chart than pursue a block of text.
#10
Things To Release At A Wedding
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I'll get the kraken....hold on a minute, when's your wedding?
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
It's still littering when you don't see the litter land.
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Susan Reid Smith 1 year ago
I'm sorry but I think all living things are uncool to be released at an event, unless the event is returning a rehabilitated animal back into the wild.
tuzdayschild 1 year ago
As krakens are entirely fictitious, I stand by my request to release one at my funeral.
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 1 year ago
I've come to the conclusion that I'll never marry, but I want a kraken at my funeral.
Mr. Ping Pong 1 year ago
Thank god it's a Kraken! I thought it said Karen at first! That's more uncool than prisoners!
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
They forgot that it's very uncool (and worse) to "release" announcements such as a marriage proposal or a pregnancy at someone else's wedding.
#11
The Doctor Alphabet
Isa's left eye 1 year ago
You truly are superhuman, thank you for your service
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Austin Sauce 1 year ago
After being a nurse for 20 years, I have now adopted the handwriting of physicians.
Jen Hart 1 year ago
I was an inpatient coder in the early 2000s when it was a hybrid paper and electronic chart. I used to trace MD signatures as I figured them out, and "translate" their names next to it. That was the only way to figure out which doc did what in some cases (and credit them with the right procedure codes). Coworkers would come to my cube sometimes to figure out which doctor it was.
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Audrey Martin 1 year ago
In the UK, doctor's notoriously bad handwriting is not a problem. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy via computer. They don't have to write them down at all. The same applies to medical notes. I order my repeat prescriptions online.
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
Here in Germany most prescriptions are filled out by a typewriter kind of thing/Computer still. But there are handwritten ones, too. If I have to fill out a Rx I try to be extra legible, and if not there would be a stamp with my name and telephone number on the prescription
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
or just have bad handwriting, are in a hurry, are tired, have shaky hands, have bad vision, have dyslexia/other learning disorder, or literally anything else. People don't write badly on purpose
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How Society Views Sleeping
whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
Nah my dad thinks that you don't need much sleep, you just need to sleep smarter. "a wise man sleeps in 2h what another sleeps in 10". So I am basically lazy and sleep "all day" if I take a short nap because I only slept 3-4h the previous night
StrangeOne 1 year ago
Makes me want to commit a violent crime on people who keep saying people who sleep during the day, on a weekday, must not have jobs. Someone's gotta save someone from freezing in a ditch on the side of a highway at night.
Sunny Day 1 year ago
A friend worked midnight shift years ago. Her boyfriend couldn't quite grasp the concept that she slept during the day, while he was at work. He would call her at random times, "just to say hi / ask what she was doing", and want her to meet him for lunch every day. (She was supposed to be available in the evenings when he was off work, too ). I told her to dump his mangy a*s, but "she lurved him".
Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
If your natural cycle is Human Garbage, you have to tell people you have Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder so they shut the fck up (doesn't always work but I've had success). I haven't tried discussing Dyssomnia yet, but checked it out after my psych wrote it in our notes - more accurate since I can't even maintain my cycle correctly, and there's not any one thing I fit under.
Mi So 1 year ago
Agreed, though it helps that I do have delayed sleep phase syndrome. I always tell them “yeah? Well your ancestors were pretty happy when my ancestors volunteered to take night watch so nobody was eaten by lions.”
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What People Say When They Try On Your Glasses
Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at this this is so accurate 🤣🤣 although I normally don’t let people try on my glasses cuz they’d probably break your eyes
Clio Cherry-Pulay 1 year ago
My friend has pretty bad eyesight, and her glasses magnify her eyes a lot. The first time I saw her without her glasses, I didn’t recognize her due to her eyes being smaller. Sometimes she lets us try them on and we all look like anime characters. 😂
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Mia Black 1 year ago
Surprisingly this happens even when people change their glasses. So it's not only from visually impaired people. It's just because we get so see (or not) how different we are and that our reality is different to others. We tend to fade out that our normal is not everyone's normal. Plus it's fun to look through different glasses
Kar Red Roses 1 year ago
And then one day, I tried on a friend’s glasses to see how blind she was ha ha AND I SAW CLEARLY AND BETTER and jokes on me I need glasses 🥸
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Mine aren't particularly strong in terms of normal correction (-0.5, -0.75 iirc), but they correct for my double vision. This means they *give* other people double vision. It's highly entertaining
Quentin ingulfumble 1 year ago
or ol' reliable: 'christ. you must have good eyes to see through them!'
The Doom Song 1 year ago
My partner is practically blind without his glasses and so many people say this to him.when they ask to try them on
Richienotsorich 1 year ago
Or my favourite...you must have good eyesight to see through those!
#14
A Guide To Eating Fish At Work
Kar Red Roses 1 year ago
My husband was the Fish In The Microwave Guy for years at his workplace . I doubt that he was popular in that crew room 🫢
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 1 year ago
I must be the only one who isn't bothered by food smells. Including popcorn. We have no restrictions on what we can bring to lunch. Fish is not super popular but no one's complained about it when someone does heat fish in the microwave. I love it when people make popcorn. It smells like a movie theatre.
Justme 1 year ago
Popcorn rule at our office - anyone who pops popcorn at the office needs to contribute to the stash and never pop the last bag.
Load More Replies... LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Kimchi is just as bad as fish! It might taste good but it smells like someone has the intern's corpse rotting away in the supply closet!
Justme 1 year ago
I need to hear from others on this - I love kimchi but I don’t seem to smell it as strongly as others. Is this really a big no-no (I personally like kimchi a little on the fresh side so maybe it doesn’t smell?)
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Strega Nonna 1 year ago
Many years ago, I worked with a man, who was from MN. His family was of Norwegian descent. He one brought some lutefisk to work to eat for lunch. It's a type of fish and a favorite among Scandinavians. The stench from that fish was indescribable. The smell comes from the caustic soda chemical used for preserving the fish. The net aromatic result reminds some people of spoiled rather than preserved fish. Needless to say, It caused quite an uproar in our office. He was told by the company's owner never to bring lutefisk to the workplace in the future.
pineapple87 1 year ago
I don't get North Americans' hatred of heating fish in the office kitchen. It's food, it releases odours when heated, just like everything else. Plenty of other foods (curry, for example) have equally strong smells that linger in the air. That's why there's a separate kitchen, just deal with it.
Charm Hockaday 1 year ago
When you heat curry in the office kitchen, the smell lasts for a day. If you heat fish in the office kitchen, the smell lasts for MONTHS and you have to replace the microwave and repaint the walls and even after that the smell is still there. That's the problem.
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How Kids Are Funny
bas moelard 1 year ago
I bet you're fun at parties! But dammit, you're right...
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Biofish23 1 year ago
Nah, (most) kids are very smart. The funniest things are the things they do, or say, that are perfectly reasonable, but completely wrong, because honestly , the world is stupid.
Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
Some kids are more intelligent than others, not all of them are equally smart or "stupid". Also, it's perfectly fine to say kids mess up and are ignorant sometimes, because it's true, and they're still learning. So something "stupid" to an adult would be just a kid's natural line of reasoning, because they're still learning. It doesn't mean the world is stupid, it just means kids are still learning
Load More Replies... Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Little kids are funny, then there's a long period of swinging between irritating and loving. Then there's the teenage years...moody, infuriating, but still loveable. If you navigate the turbulence, you raise well adjusted adults.....Hooray!
Catharina Geerts 1 year ago
Indeed they are usually just unknowing and/or clumsy. plus more curious and daring (except the timid ones of course)
Belandriel 1 year ago
This could've been made by Norm MacDonald. It's spot on his kind of humour :)
Montanavanna 1 year ago
I laugh when my daughter accidentally hurts herself (she isn't actually hurt). This sends her into a scratching punching rage baby. Which is also funny cute haha
MP 1 year ago
Teach her to express herself without violence cuz that s**t ain’t cute. It’s annoying, and she’ll grow up to be annoying.
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How I Sleep
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
Personally, I strongly request a study that will explain to me why I cannot sleep in a soft bed but that I would perfectly manage to snore on my office chair.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
A bed can be too soft making your spine uncomfortable. Also if you elevate the head end of the bed, it may help with other issues like mild acid reflux etc that might be causing trouble sleeping horizontally
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Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
"Crunched a-r-o-u-n-d dogs while simultaneously avoiding Spouse's sleep bubble."
Kar Red Roses 1 year ago
I start off by sleeping on my stomach then end up flipping from side to side.
#17
How To Turn Off A Ceiling Fan
Austin Sauce 1 year ago
You’re missing the step that mentions “think it’s going slower so pull the string again… pull the string 3 more times before you realize you’re pulling the light string and not the fan string.”
Jinx (she/her) 1 year ago
forgot the step where you stop it manually and gently with your hand to see if it stays stopped
Pamela Hansen 1 year ago (edited)
Throw in a remote control and you’ll lose your mind. That’s my life right there.
Nicole Barnes 1 year ago
…and turn it off at the mains. Enjoy the silence by the light of your smartphone
#18
Yearly Flossing Calendar
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Used to be me, except that I never flossed. Now I've been flossing daily for almost a year, and morning breath isn't as bad anymore :)
AJZombieJag 1 year ago
I floss every day and have been for many years. Partially it's because my wife works as a dental assistant and explained why it's important. Mostly it's because I had to spend over 10k on gum surgery which could have been avoided if I just flossed.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I have been flossing regularly for probably 10 years, maybe longer. I used to do what thechart showed. If I don't floss for even 1 day I can tell the difference.
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I used to have gingavitis, until I went to the dentist, got a good cleaning and some of the swelling cleared up. Kept up with the flossing and now my gums don't bleed as much and there's not been issues with swelling as much. It can be reversed, I was told.
William Bonner 1 year ago
Probably the day after the previous appointment.
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Magnifico Giganticus (it) 1 year ago
With the advent of Plackers I don't see how anybody could keep themselves from flossing. It's awesome.
Dragons Exist 1 year ago
Wow it's so fun to rub a piece of string between my teeth against my gums
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#19
Insult Generator For Kids
#20
Maslow's Hierarchy Of Basic Human Needs
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
A long time friend of mine had a cat named Maslow. He dubbed her because, even as a kitten, she was self-actualized. She lived a long time - passed in her sleep when she was 17 or so.
Pieter LeGrande 1 year ago
BP fits in between "safety and security"and "social needs". But this brings in a whole slew of other fundamental needs: e.g. reading glasses, egonomic chair, 21 inch screen.
volcanic_larva3 1 year ago (edited)
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#21
Thoughts During Yoga
Austin Sauce 1 year ago (edited)
Yeah that’s pretty much the whole pie chart for me. Mainly because I probably ate the whole pie.
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M O'Connell 1 year ago
It's there! A single pixel width at the 12 o'clock position.
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kath morgan 1 year ago
I posit that group yoga thoughts are very different than solo yoga thoughts.
#22
Zoom Call Timeline
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
They missed out the “You’re on Mute” in this graph. Got to be at least 10% of my work meetings
PFD 1 year ago
A 2020 Marist poll of most hated words had "you're on mute" in 4th place.
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
Me talking frequently gets overlapped by others talking. In-person or on a video conference, I am ALWAYS getting interrupted! I have been tempted to nope out of a Zoom (or Zoom-type) meeting just because I couldn't get in even a syllable edgewise.
Delta Dawn 1 year ago
I have to stare at my own stupid face because I cannot figure out how to make eye contact with someone whose camera isn’t at eye level
#23
Cleaning The House
Catharina Geerts 1 year ago
The grey and the yellow lines I can relate to. The others, not so much.
sturmwesen 1 year ago
don't forget "finding something, wondering where you should put it while sitting down, forgetting to go back to cleaning"
Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
The hardest part is starting. Just set a little time aside to do it, not that long, and typically you'll end up going for a bit longer. Also breaks are important! I don't have many spoons so I have to do little chunks at a time.
Omima mimi miki 1 year ago
green is spot on lol - the cleaning should go in the opposite direction of the drinking
#24
Drunk Driving
James016 1 year ago
The image on the right could be the UK what with the state of the roads here
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Yeah, this isn't accurate. The U.S. belongs on the right-side picture. Not really sure who belongs on the left-side one other than a driver's ed course.
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sandrabmorison 1 year ago
In UK we aim to drive on bits of road around the potholes, trying not to damage our cars/tyres
Ladedah 1 year ago
The pot holes were so bad on one of the main roads near my house that I regularly had to drive over the center line (down the whole road) to avoid them. Part of me worried that I would get stopped for it... that is, until I one day saw cop car coming down that same section... they, too, apparently thought the pot holes were bad enough to play chicken with oncoming traffic 🤣
#25
When People Find A Paperclip
Zitronella 1 year ago
Instead of bending it into an S, I would slide it over my fingertip and then tap the metal on the table. And then I throw it away because it's bent.
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
I usually make rings, or tiny swords :) then again most people don't just carry around jewelry pliers
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I just carry them around with me, which I guess means I don't exist.
Neil Henderson 1 year ago
Someone I know used to bend one so the could hold down the ctrl key which meant they never showed as afk. Work smarter not harder.
Catharina Geerts 1 year ago
I can't imagine this is correct. But then, as the saying goes, there are lies, there are big lies, and there are statistics...
#26
Australia (As Labeled By A Brit)
Deth Invictus 1 year ago
Correct, SA was founded as a free colony. Not like the rest of those reprobates! 🤣
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#27
Is The Rest Of The World Even Trying?
Justin Tyme 1 year ago
Even worse, the USA has won 119 Baseball World Series. The rest of the world is still at zero.
Bec 1 year ago
No, I think Toronto has won some, in the 90s. So Northern American's only
Load More Replies... Dave Baxter 1 year ago
I love how whenever you see variations of "World's Best" in the USA, in reality it usually means "Best within about a 30mile radius" 🤣
tuzdayschild 1 year ago
Dave, my yard has a 30 mile radius. Do you know how big this country is?
Load More Replies... Happy to be a wallflower 1 year ago
fun fact: soccer evolved from the term "association football"
Michael None 1 year ago
Before you start up rest of the world the term soccer came from the UK.
#28
How Men Shower
Harry Hwt 1 year ago
What's worse is if it was flipped where the deep scrub was water will get it
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Not sure what is wrong with this, though could add between the toes. It's pretty much my protocol except add yellow patches under boobage
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
From many comments I've seen it's more like this. Untitled-6...f2-png.jpg 
StrangeOne 1 year ago
LOL My first thought was the results smell like the reverse.
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Kaedyn Walsh 1 year ago
An old friend said her husband would lather his entire upper body (and junk/butt, obviously) but never his feet and lower legs. She got on him for that and the man actually said that it was fine, they were getting washed because his soapy water was going down his body - and besides, 'there's water at the bottom of the shower.' ummmmm ...
#29
Believe
Jeff White 1 year ago
Not sure why this funny? I actually do not understand it but laughed anyway.
Nimues Child 1 year ago
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is a brand of margarine in the United States.
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#30
Get Your S**t Together W
Mia Black 1 year ago
In German is the Y with three syllables [üpsilon]. The other letters just have one.
Ace 1 year ago (edited)
In French they say Y as eegrek (as in Greek I) as well as W double-vay . German confuses everyone else by pronouncing V as Fau and W as Vey (using English spellings/prounciations, just to avoid more confusion).
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
I've literally never thought about this in my entire life! Now I can't stop.
Anna Losonczy 1 year ago
One question: why is it called double u? In my language it's double v, because it's just two v-s, not u-s. :D
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
In Finnish the W is also three syllables (tuplavee) but the winner with whopping five is Å being called Ruotsalainen oo, meaning the Swedish Oo
#31
Getting Out Of A Meeting Excuse Generator
Tempest 1 year ago
I forgot to tell you: I need to go to the bathroom or we might be in the paper tomorrow. 💩
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I was thinking "Oh shoot, I need to go to the bathroom or I may have to quit."
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
That's going to be tough for me, I need to go to the bathroom or...it's all bad news.
Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
I was planning on coming, but the doctor just called, and *starts crying softly*
Very Bi Tortoise (He/Him) 1 year ago
I'd love to come but the doctor just called and.. *starts crying softly*
Cat Dragon 1 year ago
I love to come but I I have one more meeting I'm gonna have a panic attack.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
“I’d love to come but I think I’m coming down with something and we might be in the paper tomorrow.”
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
“Good news: we figured out what you’re sick from. Bad news: it’s getting named after you
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"i was planning on coming but i think im coming down with something and W̶̨̛̮̮̩̜̥̙͖̙̣̜̦̩͉̣͖̍̉̈́̐́̃̆͑̿̀̚͝͝A̸̡̢̱̜̩̙͈̣̬͉̫̲̮̼͗̇͒̌̂̓̒͘͝A̵̡̢̢̬̱̠̲͍̰̟̒̈̂̾̾͒͊̅͒̋́͌̔̕Á̶̛̰̠̺̽̔̒̔̓́̈́͑̆̄͛̍̀͠A̶̛͉̩͉͖̗̤͕̯͊͗̎͊̉̃̄A̵̮͚̘̎́͜Å̸̙̗̭̔̅̏̈́͑Ą̵͓̱͈̏͂͗̆̈́̋̆ͅA̸̮̟͙̬̠̺͇͚̗̙̱̫̮̍̀̊̎Ą̴̨̠̫̳̗͕̘̱͎͎̟̭̯̃̿͋̐͋͛̾̔̀̊̀̚̕͜͜͠͝A̶͕͈̙͇̲̰̪̣͖͚̝̥̣͖͝A̸̛͔͊Ă̸̗͂̍̉͐̈́̃̕͝Ą̷̠̻͍̠̱̫̘̳̥̹̒̃͒̓̆̅̐̓̉͜͝ͅĂ̵̡̡̩̻̗͚̬̟̟̭̅̎̿͒̉̿̍̍͑͐͆̎́̚ͅA̶̢̧͕̦̝̮̠̼̖͌̏̊̑͐͑̑̔̾̄̕Ǎ̶̡̼̼̯̜͉̫̝̱̞̀̈̑̾͛̾A̴͈̫̹͝A̵̛̳͒͊̒͂̉̈́͐͌̑̎̏̑̑̌̇Ḁ̵̖̋͋̇̅͂̆̒̋͒̑̚͠͝A̷̛̞̺̣̯̻̝̫̺͇̲̅̍̏͗͊̀̎͛̊̕ͅÀ̴̢̡̢̹̦̞̦̘̤̬̺̥͔͈͉̩̆͂̐̔̎͊̃̇̈̂͐̓̕̚͜͝Ḁ̸̖̭̟͚̪̠̼͔̗̩͉͍̜͒̃͐͠͠͠ͅͅA̸̧͓̲̮̟̰̼̙̖̱͐͗͐́́̎̄̈́̂͗À̴̛̖͙̓̎̈́̃́̃́͛̊̊̆̂͘̚A̷̛̛̩͚̹̠͑̐̉͐̉̊̊A̴͕̤̝͚̹̎͆̇͜͜Ȃ̵̛̪̰͑͑́̇̚͝A̴͚̹͎̳̲̱͎̻̮̙̘̳͙͎͍̓̔̇͑̋̄̀̈́͜͠Ȧ̵͓͚̟͒̈͊̐͊̽̆̈́̓̒̀̕͠͠ͅA̸͔̻̦͖̞͕̘̪̙̹̺̩̫̯̬̩̐͝A̴̧̦̗̮̳̫̹͖̗̜̗̹̅̈͂͋̈̐͋͑̈͒̉̊̇̒̏A̶̺͕̟̦͖̻͇̖̭̿̓͗̈̚͜
Mr. Ping Pong 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite but if I have one more meeting we might be in the paper tomorrow!
#32
Eminem Lyrics
WindySwede 1 year ago
Came to think of the epic rap battle in Taskmaster New Zealand, season 2!!
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Kaedyn Walsh 1 year ago
I live by one part of this song and it motivates me: You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
#33
Falling Asleep Timeline
Ace 1 year ago (edited)
*try to concentrate on reading book *fail to keep eyes open *put kindle down *think about all the things that I need to do last year that I still haven't done this year yet and will absolutely not be doing tomorrow. *pick up kindle again *repeat and fade.
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
I'm actually trying to keep a list of the sentences my brain spews out during the purple phase. It doesn't help me understand my subconscious or anything, it just made me realize that I think about food a lot when I'm half-asleep
Azolane 1 year ago
You forgot the "finally falling asleep but my brain decides we're falling down the stairs"
Ari Maranichi 1 year ago
For anime fans half of it is thinking about the episode you saw that day and then figuring out how you'd fit into it
Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
It is weird to start having moments of clarity between purple and brown. "Oh that was really interesting, and I am about to forget it entirely ... no idea what it was." Then z's.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
For me it looks like: watching TV on the couch > ZZZZZZZZZ > wake up several times to the sound of my own snoring (which only happens if I sleep sitting up) and then fall asleep again > wake up and realize it's 4am and I have a sore neck > stumble to my bed cursing myself for not going to bed earlier. Next night > do the exact same thing again. I wish I was kidding. I really DO try to catch myself before I pass out on the couch, but it only works occasionally.
Happy Jack 1 year ago
The weird stuff is the beginning of sleep. I love it when a drowsy nap has those.
#34
Canadian Chart
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
There's a terrible syrup related crime every time somebody buys Mrs. Buttersworth's.
D. Pitbull 1 year ago
INDEED.. the Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012!!! It was, actually... a rather entertaining documentary - and I just kept muttering to myself "My gawd... we have a ... a .... Federal Reserve for MAPLE SYRUP???"
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Last time I was in Canada, I saw a truck with a Calvin peeing sticker in the back window. You'll never guess what he was peeing on......... a camp fire. God I love Canada.
#35
How To Calm Down
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
That's my route, and I add the "bath with candles" in for good measure. 🫠
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Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
Hmm. Freak out, continue to freak out, sweat profusely, think the world is ending... lots of panic. If lucky: realize I have meds for this kind of anxiety and take them. If unlucky: cycle of panic continues endlessly until I realize I have meds for this kind of anxiety and take them.
Ovata Acronicta 1 year ago
Had this just before opening this listicle - and I opened this while waiting for something to download and for my meds to kick in. I feel better now.
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#37
What Everybody Is Doing
HAPPYBINK 1 year ago
I was busy doing the Safety Dance in the 80's.... S..s...s...A.a..a...a....
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Have you seen the music video for that song? SO weird!
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#39
Reasons Apps Crash
#41
Every Bowling Alley Ever
James016 1 year ago
Alley cuisine 🤣 pizza with enough grease to lubricate a car engine and deep fried "things"
Bobby 1 year ago
Mine is actually getting to be a decent restaurant that dabbles in bowling. It's more microbrewery than bowling alley anymore
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not your average weirdo 1 year ago
This is literally an exact depiction of the last time I went to my local bowling alley, right down to who is in which lane
#42
Christmas Day
Ace 1 year ago
That;s weird. The Time to Drink point should be repeated all the way across the chart.
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
For me the highlight is going back to bed after we were woken up at the crack of dawn by my niece and nephew. After opening presents of course. I laugh when my (younger) brother complains about it because he used to do the same thing to me when we were kids - one time he got me up at 3:30 am! Karma's a b!tch pal. :)
Bored something 1 year ago
They left out the extended cooking portion, but I guess that only applies to some people.
#43
Presenting In A Meeting Timeline
#44
A Day At Work
Austin Sauce 1 year ago
I believe that falls into the “proficiency at procrastination” category.
Load More Replies... This panda says ur worth it 1 year ago
I love the desire to be working one. Straight off the chart!
#46
Temperatures In The Us This Week
not your average weirdo 1 year ago (edited)
I live in the “unusually cool” region and every year around this time we randomly get like 3 feet of snow even though it was warm the other week
Nimues Child 1 year ago
The ice planet in the Star Wars universe. Yes, it feels like that sometimes up here. But I think people in the How Do You People Live Like This? area have it worse.
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Writing An Email
Nimues Child 1 year ago
A former colleague of mine would put the entire body of the message in the subject line, which meant it would get cut off and more back and forth would ensue. It was beyond annoying.
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
In my case the green should be much bigger. Takes me forever to send one due to going back over it, and over it, and over it.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago (edited)
Yes! And if you’re like me, then probably the 30th and final draft is two words different than the first one was!
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Annoying Modes Of Transportation
unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
I'm pretty much a pedestrian on my skateboard i can't skate in the bike lane without pi$$ing off cyclists so I use the sidewalk/road if I have to but I stay out of the way of walkers and children and hop off my board when I need to, that being said I can totally run you over on my board..depending on how big you are😁
#49
Getting A Package (Choose 2)
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
What I ordered, not broken. If it's stolen, I never got it and they can send me a new one.
#51
Why My Heart Is Racing
#52
Playing Monopoly
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
This is not how it goes for me, mainly because I'm usually the one who causes the graph to look like this.
#53
How Long Minutes Feel
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I was actually really confident at planking once, that was also the day that something snapped in my shoulder.
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#54
Things That Help Me Sleep
#55
On An Airplane
Wingsofwrath 1 year ago
People who wanted to bring headphones and forgot them?
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#57
Why I Take The Stairs
Igor914624 1 year ago
Forgot one: I'm claustrophobic and got stuck in an elevator for hours one time.
#58
Why Not To Grow A Beard
Colt Winkler 1 year ago
but, i have seen many Middle Easterns with beards, most sheikhs have beards?
Jaya 1 year ago
Lots and lots of Middle Eastern men have beards. I'm assuming the joke behind this one is that a guy with Middle Eastern heritage who lives in a Western country doesn't wanna grow a beard, because so many western people will automatically assume he's an Islamic terrorist.
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Breaking Up vs. Getting Broken Up With
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Ari Maranichi 1 year ago
We need more articles like this and less of "this woman is freaking out about car insurance after Timmy the wizard electrocuted her jeep"
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
And the whole AITA stuff, as well as these malicous compliance thingys...🙄
Load More Replies... Ari Maranichi 1 year ago
We need more articles like this and less of "this woman is freaking out about car insurance after Timmy the wizard electrocuted her jeep"
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
And the whole AITA stuff, as well as these malicous compliance thingys...🙄
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