There is no way one could argue with this one. Well played.

I like how jazz is 36 minutes long.

It's going on 30 YEARS and this problem still exists... why?

"And along came Zeus!"

This flowchart is me.

I love this one.

My son's decision making tree as well

Maybe we need to change our concept on what a miracle is.

not only americans

Oooh I wanna Kraken at mine!

This checks out. I know because I am a pharmacist.

Amen!

I laughed so hard at this this is so accurate 🤣🤣 although I normally don’t let people try on my glasses cuz they’d probably break your eyes

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Kids are not stupid, but unknowing. Adults are stupid.

Personally, I strongly request a study that will explain to me why I cannot sleep in a soft bed but that I would perfectly manage to snore on my office chair.

You’re missing the step that mentions “think it’s going slower so pull the string again… pull the string 3 more times before you realize you’re pulling the light string and not the fan string.”

Used to be me, except that I never flossed. Now I've been flossing daily for almost a year, and morning breath isn't as bad anymore :)

"YOURE NOTHING BUT A CRUSTU BUTT DRAGON!"

alone time for me

They left out 'don't fart, don't fart, don't fart.'

They missed out the “You’re on Mute” in this graph. Got to be at least 10% of my work meetings

For me, the drinking and cleaning lines would be parallel and sloping upwards.

Also applies to upstate NY.

make a paper clip necklace rendering those paper clips useless

Ya forgot Tassie! (and I don't think SA had convicts)

How old is this chart, yesterday was the 58th super bowl

I fear this is true for to many

Not sure why this funny? I actually do not understand it but laughed anyway.

In German is the Y with three syllables [üpsilon]. The other letters just have one.

I forgot to tell you: I need to go to the bathroom or we might be in the paper tomorrow. 💩

Mom's spaghetti XD

*try to concentrate on reading book *fail to keep eyes open *put kindle down *think about all the things that I need to do last year that I still haven't done this year yet and will absolutely not be doing tomorrow. *pick up kindle again *repeat and fade.

I'm actually trying to keep a list of the sentences my brain spews out during the purple phase. It doesn't help me understand my subconscious or anything, it just made me realize that I think about food a lot when I'm half-asleep

For anime fans half of it is thinking about the episode you saw that day and then figuring out how you'd fit into it

For me it looks like: watching TV on the couch > ZZZZZZZZZ > wake up several times to the sound of my own snoring (which only happens if I sleep sitting up) and then fall asleep again > wake up and realize it's 4am and I have a sore neck > stumble to my bed cursing myself for not going to bed earlier. Next night > do the exact same thing again. I wish I was kidding. I really DO try to catch myself before I pass out on the couch, but it only works occasionally.

My husband knows that if he wants to talk to me while we are preparing to go to sleep he needs to do it before I get in bed. I touch my pillow and I fall asleep within 2-3 minutes.

Bored Panda

you forgot the get out of bed to go pee but trying to not lose any 'tired'

This is an accurate representation of my brain. Started falling asleep to lets plays which helps eliminate the first 2 a bit

*looking at clock

It was a 2 million dollar heist though.