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Aging is an interesting thing; most of us do it, if we're fortunate enough. But knowledge and wisdom aren't the only things age brings us. We also start aching in the places where we used to play, as Leonard Cohen sang.

Today, we're shining the light on young midlifers: the folks in their 40s. We've gathered up the most hilarious and relatable posts from the people on X (Twitter) about what life is like once you hit 40, and present it to you, Pandas. Care to see what's waiting for you ahead or want to know if anybody else has your midlife struggles? Scroll away!

Bored Panda wanted to know more about keeping up with good health when you're in your 40s, so we reached out to the health and wellness coach Youna Angevin-Castro. She shared some realistic health and fitness goals for people entering their 40s, debunked some common misconceptions, and pointed out some overlooked aspects of self-care every 40-something-year-old should know. Read her expert insights below!

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#1

Tweet humorously capturing life in your 40s, about memory quirks.

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Little Bit
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's even more worrying is when you're stood at the top of the stairs and you can't remember whether you've just come up or if you're about to go back down.

Ffion Jones
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add menopause into the mix as well and the brain is mush

Hiram's Friend
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Portal amnesia: where you walk through a door and forget why.

Beak Hookage
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear my memory just suddenly got worse overnight. I expressed this by saying to my mother, 'Well, you know I've always been a bit absent-minded, like the time I forgot about the... uh... you know, the thing.'

Jan Moore
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to go back downstairs to remember.

Brian Droste
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11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom has had her same phone number for over 50 years. I still remember it.

John Dilligaf
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my home phone # from when I was 11 is still my mom's number. She's had the same number since the 1960s.

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Youna Angevin-Castro is a wellness coach specializing in midlife health. When working with her clients, she invites them to shift their focus from purely aesthetic goals to optimizing their overall well-being and longevity.

"For many of us – especially women – our forties are only the halfway mark, and we may have another 30-40 years ahead of us, so the focus should be on staying fit and healthy for as long as possible," she told Bored Panda.

"In our 40s, both men and women begin experiencing natural muscle loss and changes in metabolism," Angevin-Castro explains. That's why strength training is essential if we want to maintain bone density and muscle mass. 

"I recommend setting goals around functional activities – being able to carry groceries easily, play with children or grandchildren without getting winded, and maintain good posture and mobility throughout the day," the wellness coach says.

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    #2

    Tweet humorously describes life in your 40s about using subtitles due to character accents.

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    Upstaged75
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! I just started doing this a few months ago. It started with one show and now I do it for most of them. And I just turned 50. :) Mostly because the dialogue is quiet and the rest of the show is obnoxiously loud and I hate to adjust the volume every 30 seconds.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I didn't realize this was a thing but I also find that I have subtitles on all the time if i can. I don't think it's a hearing issue, I just feel like I want the volume low because I can't take noise anymore. As I've gotten older, music, yelling, loud tv....it bothers me so much.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Hollywood problem, not an age problem. They apparently don't think the dialogue is important, or they don't know how to mix sound so that it works well for people who aren't using a multi-channel sound system with a center speaker.

    Mingey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love subtitles, they give my ears a break 😂😂😂😂 also hearing issues so I miss the punchlines 😞😞😂

    CP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the 30s for me.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy subtitles... Used to them since I lived in a non-English speaking country until I was 10. Also good to keep volume down as you can't hear what the actors and presenters are mumbling.

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why FB reels suck. A little hard to watch the subtitles when there's a bunch of f*****g hashtags right on top of them. Who the f**k thought that was a good idea?

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching anime with subtitles for more than 20 years and i prefer the Japanese voices because the translation fits the actions of the characters and plot of the story and the Japanese voices sound nice. I've watched soo much anime in 20 years I can tell what genre of anime my husband is watching in the next room when I'm in the kitchen cooking our dinner 🤣🤣🤣

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    #3

    Screenshot of a tweet about being in your 40s, highlighting self-acceptance and energy conservation.

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    LuckyL
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that that's why I feel like I have more confrontational communiations - I just don't want to stay silence anymore to not cause trouble. I speak up. And people around me are not used to it.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I stopped dressing for "other people" in my late 30s and finally started wearing what *I* wanted to wear. When it's warm (which is 80% of the year in Southern California) I wear men's cargo shorts, Costco brand, with cute/funny iron-on patches I put on them. (The one in the photo says "Certified Good Dog".) I wear men's jeans with a snarling wolf on them when it's cold enough for pants. I wear t-shirts with cute animals on them (the one in the photo has a leopard gecko on it!) I rock a wallet chain like it's 1993. (There are a million acrylic charms and keychains on it.) I am finally happy with how I look, for the first time in my life - during my childhood my mother tried to force me into HER ideal of appearance, and then I spent 20+ years of my adulthood trying to make my boyfriend like how I looked. If you're in your 20s/30s right now... be happy. Be yourself. Dress how YOU want to when you're not at work. You will gain nothing but misery trying to make others happy. the_lakoto...9378ee.jpg the_lakotor-67876b89378ee.jpg

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, a little Maligator! He's a cutie! And you look fabulous. I've pretty much always just worn what I wanted. Whenever I "dressed to impress" (not evne then very impressive), I felt like I was walking around in a weird costume and never felt comfortable. So I stopped wearing what people said "Looked great" unless I felt they fit my personality (and body-shape). It was never a conscious decision 'to rebel' or something but I'm truly blessed that my parents never forced things more than suggesting (and in the end accepting if I refused) certain things.

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    Little Bit
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you see is what you get with me. If you don't like it then tough.

    Libstak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just run out of excuses and accept, welp this me, whatever.

    JayhawkJoey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time you're 60, you'll have no f*cks to give. No energy either, but whatevs.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, 30s here and I've been doing it for years...

    Curt Harvey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up trying to appease people when I was in my late 20s. The sooner you learn to be who you want to be the happier you are gonna be.

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of the good things of getting older

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am spaniard 43 and I dont know what exactly appeasing means. Something like pandering?

    Kay Kelly
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorta, more like trying to please someone or live 'up' to their standards.

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    Women in their 40s have another thing to deal with – perimenopause. Angevin-Castro emphasizes the importance of adapting health routines to hormonal changes. "Women may find that exercise routines that once worked for them are no longer as effective as they once were," she says. "Rest and recovery become much more important to long-term well-being."

    "There are no hard and fast rules because everyone's experience of perimenopause is individual, but I encourage my clients to focus on consistent, sustainable movement that energises rather than depletes your body. Find something you love doing and do it regularly – even better if you can do it with friends. And make sure to build adequate rest into your weekly routine," the health and wellness coach notes.

    #4

    Tweet by Jessica Valenti humorously reflecting on thoughts from teenage years while being in your 40s.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this one beat. I remember fourth grade, at the end of the school year, everyone was walking around with our yearbooks getting our teachers and classmates to sign them. I was (unsurprisingly) already the weird and socially awkward Lakota you all know and love today. Only my teachers had signed my yearbook. I had no friends. Suddenly, the most popular (and cutest) boy in class walked right up to me, making eye contact with me, and I grabbed his yearbook right out of his hands and started to sign it, absolutely awash in excitement that the Popular Kid wanted ME to sign his yearbook. He looked really confused and said "Oh, uh, I actually just wanted to know if you knew where Lucas is." (Lucas was his best friend.) He hadn't wanted me to sign his yearbook at all. I was 10 years old. I will be turning 43 next month. I have never forgotten the searing embarrassment of that moment. Ryan, if you're out there, and you remember Chia Pet Girl, thank you for being kind about it afterwards XD

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have those memories randomly haunting us. If I had a yearbook at hand, I'd ask you to sign it. Hope that helps.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will still be thinking about those things in vivid excruciating detail well after I have forgotten what year it is or what my name is

    Little Bit
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 46 and every now and then my brain decides to recall every single embarrassing moment I've ever had. I can't remember what I had for dinner last night and can't remember what somebody said to me five minutes ago, but I can remember everything embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in crystal clear detail

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember or don't know if I had any embarrassing moments but I seen to recall bad memories. I don't like it. I think I can recall one or two embarrassing moments. As I read these they are coming back up into my memory.

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    Missie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I still remember when the Principal was asking everyone to name a something to the whole school and because he had a thick accent all little kindergarten me heard was sing jingle bells, so as loud as I could I started singing until he yelled out “that’s not what I said “ in front of the school! I still feel the agony of that day, however I can laugh now about it. Funny stuff!

    Andrew READ
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still will be in your 60’s, too.

    SolitaryIntrovert
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    #5

    Tweet humorously depicting life in your 40s about unexpectedly injuring your shoulder while sleeping.

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    Matt Du
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun only gets better my 50's brought turning too quickly to grab/look at something, pulling *insert muscle here* for the rest of my day. Exercise more now!

    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pinched a nerve rolling over in my sleep.

    Teri c
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiight? Like, How, just how? Ugh.

    El hefe
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had unbelievable back pain for the last month and just recently figured out it was from me sleeping the same way I have been for the last 30 years.

    Illustrious G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I literally just started this chapter of my life a couple of weeks ago! At least I’m not alone!

    Lene
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf does this. After 40 I just need more naps and my ND symptoms are getting worse (looking forward to the testing in Sep. 2026 so I can hopefully get help)

    K Miller
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn 40 this year, I hurt my neck rinsing my hair in the shower the other day *sigh

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    #6

    Tweet by Henpecked Hal humorously describes life in your 40s with grocery store DJ playing hits.

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    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just commented on another post about this, but again hearing stuff like Soundgarden, Metallica, Nirvana, GN'R, etc. when I'm buying milk is a weird f*****g experience.

    Child of the Stars
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized I was a grownup when I heard Blink-182 at the grocery store.

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    Libstak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love singing along as i shop

    Skim Beebles
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patton Oswalt has a great bit about hearing Toto's Africa come on as he's shopping for Lean Cuisines.

    Lene
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. On good days I'll even sing along to the songs.... 🤪

    Trophy Husband
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the music at the store I worked at in high school. When we closed, they would crank it up and we would dance while we work restocking shelves. Barley breathing by Dunkin sheikh still reminds me of those days.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im still in education. The dj at the shops 100% amazing taste

    As you'll see from the tweets we've collected here, many people think that exhaustion, weight gain, and loss of vitality are just natural parts of aging. But Angevin-Castro says it's not true. "While both men and women experience age-related changes, these shouldn't significantly impact quality of life."

    "For women, there are additional misconceptions around perimenopause and menopause," she adds. "Many believe these transitions must be endured with suffering. But with the right support and understanding, women can navigate these changes while maintaining energy and well-being. The idea that mood swings and weight gain are inevitable is a myth," the wellness coach explains.

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    #7

    Tweet about life in your 40s: "In your 40s, movies are just white noise for couch naps."

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a screening of Macbeth a few years ago at a sparsely populated art house cinema and happily dozed off during the violent climactic scene between Macbeth and Macduff. Fortunately I woke up before they accidentally locked me in.

    Kay Kelly
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to doze off during a live performance of Les Miserables.

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    Libstak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90% are also bad remakes of classics you loved in your teens.

    Joshua David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this one. In the DVD era, we would have movie nights and I'd be the last one standing. At 46, I'm the first one out.

    #8

    Tweet by user: "Welcome to your 40s, you pee now 'just in case'," highlighting life in your 40s.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have to be REALLY careful when you sneeze, because you might just pee yourself a little when you do. Friends, if you have a uterus, do your kegels! XD

    Norma Smith
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really make it rain if you stub your toe! Lol

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    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin who loves to say that he's reached the age where he never passes up a bathroom opportunity.

    PenguinEmp
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 40? Don't trust a fart.

    Nikole
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t remember where I heard this, but… “A fart is usually just the start.”

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    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had jacked up kidneys my whole life, now add age, irregular horrific periods, Cancer, chemotherapy and menopause. I have to wear pads, because if I don't I would be changing my underwear 3x's a day. Sneezing, coughing, gas (farts you can't trust) bending over, squatting, etc. are all C**p shoots, sometimes literally. I have to buy pads and pantiliners in bulk, which are expensive as s**t. My hormones and estrogen are all over the place, so you would think since I'm almost 48 and in menopause that I would be able to have a hysterectomy. Big f*****g No Bueno! I'm bipolar I, anxiety disorder and CPTSD, been through Cancer and chemotherapy twice, in menopause and currently on disability and Medicare still refuses to let me get a hysterectomy. The reason? I'm single and don't have kids...What The Everloving F**k!

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nikki, please get a 2nd opinion on the hysterectomy! At your age it should be an automatic yes!

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    Jocelyn Webster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done this for decades now. Just learn early

    Geoffrey Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..and you know where EVERY restroom in frequented shops is as a man of a 'certain age'.

    Little Bit
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a cough or cold, incontinence pads are your best friend

    Mook The Mediocre
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth once supposedly said, "Never pass up the opportunity to have a pee."

    Cheryl Ramsay
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just wait until you're 75 . . .

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    #9

    Tweet by NotTodayEric about realizing someone is a doctor in your 40s.

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    Serena Myers
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that 12 year old dressed up as a police officer is, in fact, a police officer.

    Strings
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually asked a cop in uniform of his momma knew he was out after curfew. Resulted in a breathalyzer (joke was on him: I haven't touched alcohol in ages)

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    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same Oncologist and Nurse for almost 8 years. Both of them, have gotten married and had kids in that time. I'm extremely close to both and have seen pics of weddings, kids, vacations, pets, etc. Amber's engagement ring (I kept telling her that he was going to propose!) Chris pre-kids and in-laws (there's a reason he volunteered to work holidays) they were there for me when I was taking care of Mom and after she died when I was struggling REALLY bad, they also sent flowers and watched the livestream of her funeral, since it was during Covid. Basically, these people have literally seen me inside and out, so "Professional" boundaries went out the window a long a*s time ago and I absolutely love it.

    Verfin22
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear the last one I went to was Doogie Houser.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of my former students are doctors. But when my physician retired, I had to exclude all of them as replacements. I'm proud of you people, I love you people, but not any of you - not even the best - is performing a prostate exam on me. Nope, not happening.

    Bremusa4u
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go shopping to the AF base once a month, and I swear these MPs are just off dippers!

    The wellness coach points out that everyone ages differently. However, hormonal changes can make it more challenging, especially for women. She urges individuals to look for support. "Start a conversation with [your] healthcare provider about what's happening and discuss the options available to [you] to alleviate negative symptoms," Angevin-Castro says.

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    #10

    Happy potato vs. wrinkled potato humorously depicts aging in your 40s.

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    Verfin22
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned quickly very young that moderation is key. Or just build up a tolerance as you age.😆

    NapQueen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 30s and have terrible hangovers! The worst is when I wake up, I feel fine and have a mini celebration, but once I actually properly sit up and start moving, the hangover kicks in :(

    LillieMean
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Premature rejoicing, been there, done that. Step one, drink water and take a painkiller. Step two, go back to sleep. Step three, pray to the hangover goddess for mercy.

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    LillieMean
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hangovers in your twenties are like a musical scene in a Disney movie. In your forties, the theme changes to a Scandinavian detective story where you write your own eulogy.

    James016
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got terrible hangovers in my 20s, the last one after drinking a couple of bottles of beer. Went teetotal after that. My body just said no more.

    R.C.
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I like my gummies (legal in Canada). All of the fun, none of the hangover.

    BossyCloud
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness I thought the right was a picture of a foot 😩

    Jeremy James
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss when hangovers were just headaches. In your 40's they become more... colorfully gastrointestinal.

    Pedro
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. 1st day you get the shakes, 2nd day you get the shits, and by the 3rd you still wanna die 😊

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    #11

    Tweet about being in your 40s and finding retirement homes appealing.

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    Kate Jones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm single with no kids and like the idea of having medical personnel nearby in case something happens to me. I plan to get a life alert necklace and stay home as long as possible, but I’m okay with the idea of a nursing home. I don’t want to be lying on the floor in pain with no one knowing I’m hurt. The issue is these places are barely covered by insurance. My grandmother’s private insurance—one of the best—still requires her to spend her entire savings for lower-level care. You have to pay $80K upfront just to get in, and if they pass away immediately, that money is gone. My parents are grateful my grandfather saved so much because they couldn’t manage her care anymore. Nicer places cost millions, and it’s frustrating that elder care isn’t subsidized. It makes me question why we even pay taxes when so little actually helps people.

    CF
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine a world (or a USA, at least) where *everyone* actually paid their appropriate taxes.. we could subsidize so much.

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    Erla Zwingle
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't spend money to help people more because SoCiaLiSm!! The horror!!

    LillieMean
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here you can apply to live in senior housing at the age of 55, I don't know how long the waiting list will take, but in 13 years I could already be yelling at the children to get off the lawn!

    Agent Smith
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why so many elderly people unable to cope on their own don't. After a whole life taking care of myself it seems like a wonderful way to relax and never clean a bathroom again.

    BarfyCat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest draw is YOU NEVER HAVE TO COOK. Sign me up!

    SolitaryIntrovert
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try an Independent living Apartment complex, they are pretty good.

    Kate Jones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking of that, too, and it would be preferable honestly. But it's SO hard to find in my area. There's usually a wait list years long and there are all kind of stipulations before you can apply.

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    #12

    Tweet about entering your 40s humorously contrasts "good health" with "good health for your age."

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    Libstak
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reaching 40 and after the panic wore off, i said to myself, "ya know 20 years from 1 to 20 went so slow, it was a million years ago so stop worrying lots of life left to live." I feel like i said that 2 weeks ago and now im 58, wtf.

    Jason
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the conclusion people that work, time goes by way faster because we aren't focused on the now but focused on the next paycheck and everything in-between is a blur then the comment "what!!? It's December? What happened to January and the rest of the year" I narrowed it down to focusing on work and the check where as a child and youth you lived for the day.

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    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the doctor with back pain when I was in my 40's (I had a bad fall on ice when I was in my early teens, and it flares up occasionally). The doctor ordered X-rays. The young lady who read the X-ray (who looked like she was about 17) said "There's some arthritis, but no more than to be expected for your age." Gee, thanks.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to start saying it that way at 25. But boy, I hit 45 and it was like WHOA! This aging thing hits hard!

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I am definitely in better health at 48 than I was at 28. It can be done.

    Drema Dixon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's super fun is when you turn 40 and get diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes 😭

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet it's also fun arguing with people about how you're wrong and really have Type 2. Take good care of yourself.

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    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just generally in good(ish) health for the time being.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 45, I realized that in only 15 years I'll be 60 and that honestly frightens me.

    Barbara Smith
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is.I'm in pretty good shape for the shape.I'm in

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cardiologist look me up and down and say "your heart is really healthy....for someone like you" WTF?

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    Good habits and self-care are important throughout our lives, even when we're in our 40s. Angevin-Castro points to the nervous system and says that its health becomes crucial. "Chronic stress can accelerate aging and impact everything from sleep quality to immune function."

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    "This makes stress-management practices like meditation, deep breathing, or regular nature walks essential self-care tools. Gut health also deserves special attention, as it affects so many aspects of health, including mood and inflammation levels," she adds.

    #13

    Tweet about being in your 40s, humorously noting rediscovering childhood interests with more financial freedom.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever lose that part of yourself.

    Learissa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke. I started Infinity Nikki on my PS5 and drool over every new Outfit i get. Feels like playing Barbie 😂

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't happen for me until 50, but that's thanks to antidepressants, lol

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSS! Dreams come trueeeee

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good point. I can get all those Transformer robots now!

    #14

    Tweet about turning 40s: "I'm too old for this" is now your excuse for everything.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside my head, that thought is always in the voice of Danny Glover from the Lethal Weapon movies.

    Carilyn Beverly
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same; I'm currently the same age he was while filming the movie - his character (Roger Murtaugh) turns 50 in the first film (Danny was 41 at the time). I'm too old for this s**t LOL

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    James016
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an excuse, it's the reason.

    MotherRobinson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this a few times a week.

    #15

    Tweet humorously depicting life in your 40s, featuring a relatable exchange about waking up too early.

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    Little Bit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's me. If something wakes me up or I need to pee, even if I've only been asleep for half an hour, that's it, that's my sleep over for the night

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! It sucks when you're nice and cozy and have finally found the perfect position, then you have to pee. I will say that one thing about menopause is that now I only sleep under a thin throw blanket. Even that has to get tossed off when I'm having a hot flash.

    Laura Wyatt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Every morning between 3:45 and 4:50, with my alarm set for 5

    Bidango Smith
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now! There's no need to post personal attacks! 😉

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    Another thing even younger people often overlook is prioritizing sleep. "Sleep plays a really important role in maintaining brain health and cognitive function," Angevin-Castro says. "But it is also closely intertwined with physical and psychological health more broadly."

    "Poor sleep not only makes life a lot harder than it needs to be, but it's also associated with negative health outcomes, such as increased risk of cardiovascular disease, metabolic disease and poor mental health," the health and wellness coach explains.

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    #16

    Tweet about being in your 40s, humorously comparing it to a body's warranty expiration.

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    Ms.GB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knees...it's always the knees. And the back. And sometimes the neck. And...

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? SEE?!? They TOLD us to buy the extended warranty, but did we listen?

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day a new body part to celebrate AKA think about.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the usual pain, it's the NEW ones that have you concerned.

    #17

    Tweet about turning 40, humorously noting it's not a midlife crisis but just being awake.

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    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! First thing first! What on God's green EARTH is "midlife crisis"? Believe me! In my now 40 years of age (yeah! I know, I'm way old!) and I've done sooo many things that...well, what's out there that can help me to get some awesome adrenaline rush?

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A midlife crisis is the moment you realize you already are what you're going to be when you grow up.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord people, who has *time* for a midlife crisis these days? I'm way too busy for any of that.

    #18

    Tweet about the challenges of being in your 40s, highlighting friendships with both grandparents and new parents.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this one is actually true. Except the part about having friends because **40s!**

    BarfyCat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my 17yo son's girlfriend's grandma and we're the same age 😳

    Nikole
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo those are some early pregnancies… Edit: My mom is 74 and is a grandmother of a six year old and three year old (not mine). Hope that makes you feel less barfy :)

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally happened last year. My best highschool girlfriend had her first baby. My kids are in high school or college. And my husband's younger brothers both became grandpas. Absolutely crazy

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the youngest and there's a 24 year age difference between me and the oldest.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, so true but had never thought of it!!!

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone my age (40) who is both a mum and a grandma- she has been since her late 30s! Her husband had a daughter when he was a young teenager, then she had a daughter in her early twenties

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    What should midlifers do? Angevin-Castro recommends maintaining regular routines. Start with getting up and going to bed roughly at the same time every day. Also, make sure you're getting a decent amount of sleep – 7-9 hours, ideally. "Unfortunately, stress and worry can negatively impact our sleep, so finding ways to manage negative thoughts, such as mindfulness practices or journalling, may help," the expert adds.

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    #20

    A tweet humorously describes walking like Frankenstein in your 40s after getting out of bed.

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    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pretty much describes my entire day.

    R.C.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before walking you first have to stand for a few seconds to make sure everything still functions as it should. THEN the Frankenstein's monster walk lol.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and sound like breakfast cereal when the milk gets poured on.

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you get up off the sofa.

    #21

    Tweet by Princess Lay Ya joking about songs from youth now being oldies, highlighting life in your 40s.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember growing up - one of my favorite radio stations was KRTH, which was considered an "oldies" station. Its tagline was "hits from the 50s, 60s, and 70s" (or something like that.) Recently I tuned in to KRTH again, only to find that the songs from the decade of my birth (the 80s) are now also considered oldies, as are songs from the 90s. The songs of my childhood and teen years are now oldies. I have become vintage.

    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The music they play in the local Grocery Store that I go to by my house plays better music then the rock stations. Expect for the Classic Rock station of course. Hearing Soundgarden, AIC, Nirvana, STP, NIN, Metallica, GN'R, PJ, etc. when I'm picking up milk in the dairy section is still a f*****g surreal experience.

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    SolitaryIntrovert
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in an Uber the other day, and on the radio the driver was listening to the DJ said, "Now here is a real throwback song !" It was from 2006.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I never imagined that I would be looking for chickpea flour and choosing the right pasta while singing Cypress Hill in the store. Pretty insane, got no brain!

    bbgorilla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard Just a Girl (No Doubt) on the classic rock station last week

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good lord. I just looked it up and it came out 30 years ago.

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    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember when the oldies stations played music from when I was a child. Then it was music that was popular when I was in high school. Now I don't recognize much of it.

    Belle_Pandamonium🇧🇻l
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Don't know the artists or the songs. It is all the same sh!t in my ears.

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    Rob D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So uh, you know the span of time from the end of WW2 to the moon landing? ...that's pretty much the same span since Greenday released Nimrod. 🤢

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only place to find the 70s music now is iheart

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To hear my favorite songs, I ended up with SiriusXM for the '50s, '60s & some '70s songs.

    RobotMonkey God
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's nothing at all to stop you discovering new bands and new music in your 40's, 50's and beyond. don't limit yourself- go explore.....

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    Angevin-Castro once again directs her attention to women in their 40s and beyond. She says they should pay particular attention to some specific aspects of self-care. "Regular health screenings become more important, including mammograms and bone density scans. Supporting liver health through diet and lifestyle choices can also help," she says.

    #22

    Tweet about being in your 40s humorously describing it as everything becoming a symptom.

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    Mr.Mister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi im Johnny Knoxville, welcome to J@ckass. And this is "your 40s".

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to turn 43 next month and I can finally understand why Johnny and the boys had to stop making Jackass movies XD My ankle goes out if I look at it funny.

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    James016
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything hurts, what doesn't hurt, doesn't work

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay active, stay really active. I have lots of friends in their 40s straining muscles, breaking ankles doing sports. I'm in my 50s, I do hard physical work, Never get injured or strained. Stay active or you'll lose all your muscle and conditioning

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, stay strong and active. I’m 44 and started “working out” again maybe three months ago. Mainly it’s push-ups (I do proper ones ending with my nose about an inch or two from the ground) and sporadic, short bouts of aerobic exercises and/or jogging around my apartment. I had to lift quite heavy things for three days last week by myself. I don’t think I could have done it before.

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    #23

    Tweet about life in your 40s: frustration over lights left on at home.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you start quoting your Dad, “This isn’t Blackpool illuminations, you know!”

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or forgetting to replace a nightlight and trying not to trip over a cat and breaking a body part.

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this last night. Went upstairs, where no one was, and... "Why are all the damned lights on?!" Every... single... one...

    MargyB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or conversely, being angry for forgetting to turn on the lights for your plants

    Hannah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I was already doing that in my 30s...

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lights are on so you don't stumble in the dark, because breaking a hip just got WAY more dangerous.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah… Due to necessity I now have two turtle tanks. They each have a filter, heater and lights (the 55 gallon tank obviously has larger ones than the 20 gallon). Can’t turn those off. Except the lights at night. So much electricity!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am starting to copping my dad in my habits in some areas.

    Andrei Anghel
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, electricity used to be cheaper 40 years ago...

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    #24

    Tweet by Pratik Patel about fit dads in their 40s compared to young fitness gurus.

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    The health and wellness coach observes that a lot of men and women start reassessing their relationship with alcohol once they hit 40. "The hangovers and anxiety become more pronounced, and the negatives start to outweigh the benefits. Additionally, women may find that their nutritional needs change as they try to maintain muscle mass and support bone health."

    #25

    Clippy on a note paper with caption about AI, #SignsYoureInYour40s.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I loved clippy. Everyone gives him s**t and he was just trying to help.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But one thing we will definitely not look back on with nostalgia

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always changed Clippy into one of his alternative forms which nobody seems to remember at all.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t there a purple “monster” version or something?

    Hannah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute horror. Whoever decided this was a good idea was an idiot.

    Phred
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a Power Pup guy myself.

    #26

    Tweet about life in your 40s, humorously mentioning having one pillow that doesn’t cause neck problems.

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    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it may have cost hundreds of dollars

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've reached the point where now all the pillows make my neck hurt in the morning and I have yet to find one that does not.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you take it with you every time you have to sleep away from home

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My head is fussier about what it rests on than an old house cat.

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    Wondering Alice
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We replaced our mattress last year. Very happy to spend a long time choosing and not to concerned about the cost - the most expensive might not be the best one, and no one likes being ripped off, but it's worth it to us to take our time over this. Young sales guy trying to hurry us along tried to throw in the most expensive pillows they had for free. My husband told him we are nearly 50, we have already found our forever pillows.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pile of pillows for different things, especially since I'm a side sleeper. Every single one is different and has a purpose, so they have to be positioned correctly in order for me to get ANY sleep at all.

    TTorrest Author
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but you need to sleep with THREE strategically placed pillows in order to get comfortable (head, behind back, between knees).

    InoueAmani
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a very special wadded up soft blanket because traditional pillows are c**p and memory foam results in loss of blood flow to that ear.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I don't. Please find one for me.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do pillows not come in thickness measurements?

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's probably an orthopaedic one

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    #27

    Tweet about life in your 40s humorously noting your "winter body" is permanent.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body has been in Antarctica mode for decades.

    Jason
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best cure for winter weight, catch covid in the spring. I caught it last spring when I was at my heaviest ever 240lbs. After covid and not eating for 7 days I was down to 210 and stayed off. Now it's winter again and dammit back up to 235lbs

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I tend to lose weight during the winter.

    TTorrest Author
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is just mean (but true, darnit).

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    But physical health isn't the only thing 40-somethings should be paying attention to. "For both men and women, nurturing meaningful connections and maintaining strong social support networks becomes increasingly important for mental and emotional well-being. Learning to set boundaries and prioritise rest isn't selfish – it's essential for thriving in midlife."

    "Many people in their 40s are juggling career demands with family responsibilities, making it even more important to create space for rest and recovery," Angevin-Castro adds.

    #28

    Tweet about turning 40s and focusing on property damage in action movies, by Bird Eckler.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha yes this is true. I also tend to understand the bad guy's point of view a little more, too.

    Sandella
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I think the old baddies had some good ideas!

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    Khavrinen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't you realize how long we're going to have to spend on the phone arguing with the insurance company?!?! ( Assuming we can even make it past the phone menu to reach an actual human being. )"

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what is with superheroes leveling cities? Take the fight to the countryside, or Antarctica maybe.

    LillieMean
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the countryside? Oh no, what about the animals! 🐄 Möööööö🎇Who replaces eggs from stressed hens, huh?! Are you Mr. or Mrs. Superhero and how about our village school?! Next time I recommend taking these battles to space. What, oxygen? So what the hell kind of superhero are you?

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    Lost Panda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more along the lines of "Where have I seen them before..." then can't focus until I remember

    TTorrest Author
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like, I stub my toe and I'm down for the count. Meanwhile, I'm supposed to believe Indy can get dragged along jagged rocks by a tank and still win a fistfight with a Nazi? Okay, bad example. Indy can do anything.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm ever in town and I see a couple guys schlepping a giant plate glass window across the street, I IMMEDIATELY leave the scene, because it's about to get crazy.

    #29

    Tweet about finding a pill organizer cute, humorously capturing life in your 40s.

    whinecheezits Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunting down the perfect pill organizer is a mega event

    InoueAmani
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband 52, calls them the worst advent calendar. I've unfortunately come without factory warranty and have been using them since my 20s

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally found a pill organizer with bins large enough to hold all the pills. Score!

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was self-conscious about having a daily pill organizer with separate sections for morning and night. Then I saw my older brother's version with four per day and felt ever so much better.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is an excellent way of remembering what day it is.

    Nicole Weymann
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it's not ridiculous! Those little, lined-up boxes are great for organizing board game tokens! 😤😄

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that Mom was twice my age and I still took more pills the she did, which she kept making fun of me.

    #30

    Tweet about turning 40 and feeling liberated, caring less about opinions, and enjoying comfort like wearing sweatpants.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Oklahoma, so in the Summer it's hot and humid as f**k. I found these AMAZING culottes that are loose, paper thin and supposed to be used as pajamas, but they look like regular clothes.They have POCKETS, elastic waist with a draw string. What's even better is ALL of the tops that match look like normal shirts and are just as comfortable. I bought several pairs and colors of each set, which is a good thing because I haven't seen them since then. I wear the hell out of them and practically live in those most of the year. Definitely, hands down one of my best finds.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have linen culottes, albeit without pockets, but definitely the best summer pants ever and I wear a belt bag with them without a trace of shame.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair of awesome gray sweatpants that have POCKETS. They're fantastic. If I don't have to go somewhere where I'll need my wallet, I'll wear them all day XD

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets are a superpower. I fully support criminal charges for companies that put fake pockets on their pants and you can't tell when you buy them online.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home so I never even wear a bra anymore. People on the computer only see me from the shoulders up so they have no idea. :)

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as I turned 40 I went "Why have I been wearing heels and underwired bras for so long?" Flats and sports bras all the way!

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    #31

    Tweet about entering your 40s humorously noting favorite songs now play in grocery stores.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wild headbanging hits of your youth are now Muzak

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a Muzak version of NIN "Head like a hole" when I was in the elevator at my Doctor's office.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've already commented on this one, but when the grocery store plays better music then the radio stations, you know you're getting old.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they're not. They think oldies are the early 2000s.

    #32

    Tweet about 40s: falling asleep early but waking up in the night without reason.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you need a nap every day around 2pm and your pretty grumpy if you can't get it.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on disability, have insomnia, menopause and years of working weird a*s shifts has my sleep cycle all f****d up.

    #33

    Tweet about life in your 40s, humorously noting it takes 3 days to recover from any activity, by Crazy Stalker Mom.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by anything, we don't mean parasailing or bungie jumping. We mean walking around the grocery store too long.

    Little Bit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely think there should be a three day weekend; a day for catching up with household chores, a day for socialising, and a day for resting and doing absolutely nothing

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People. To recover from being around people. In fact it takes more than just 3 days

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    #34

    Tweet about finding a matching sock in the 40s, highlighting unexpected joys and challenges of being in your 40s.

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    Tim Gibbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat 🐈‍⬛ and washing machine make socks 🧦 disappear, I think they are telepathically communicating?!

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years I put odd socks in between my chest of drawers and wardrobe. Problem is I never tried to match them up. Last week I spent a glorious half hour reuniting long-lost pairs. I've now upgraded to an odd sock drawstring bag. Yes I'm mid-forties

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I have an odd pile in my drawer. Whenever I do laundry and a lonely sock pops up, then it's the matching game.

    Kim Constantineau
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. Have matched many socks together.

    Lene
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an odd sock pile for my kids's socks. There is ALWAYS 15-18 socks in there and I just do not understand why that is!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL and I have the exact opposite approches to this dilemma. She wears different socks on purpose, while boring me decided decades ago that black goes with everything - haven't bought anything but the same black socks ever since. Never more than one lonely sock looking for a partner.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so inspired! This is genuinely a good idea.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My socks do match. I go by thickness." - Steven Wright

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when both of my kids liked Red socks. I once emptied out their socks drawers and matched the odd socks. I ended up with eight socks that didn't match any other sock. I saw it as a function of Daycare and their love of red socks.

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    #35

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "night driving is now considered a dare devil sport."

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    Jason
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i thought it was just me! Then my 20yr old optometrist said "NO you're just getting old" Then she realized she was at work and couldn't stop apologizing! I know she will never forget it. I can die now knowing somebody will always remember me 🤣

    Ace macbeth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine told me the exact same thing when I went in for this specific issue lol

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have prescription sunglasses for the day, since I'm light sensitive and wear bifocals. At night, I won't even pull out of the driveway until my regular glasses are on.

    pug nose curly tail
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OK but I have to leave in time to be home by dark..."

    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psych! I don't know how to drive.

    Andrei Anghel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still love to drive nighttime. And especially if raining or snowing. It's usually far less cars on the road.

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much worse on the Big Island of Hawaii, where they’ve outlawed street lamps because the light pollution interferes with the telescopes on Mauna Kea. Totally hazardous to walk around after dark, unless you’ve got a reflective vest or something.

    Verfin22
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you develop cataracts. Got my eyes fixed at 43.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til she says..oh and you're getting cataracts...they're not bad now just letting you know wtf???

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only drive my truck at night. The small car I love I save for daylight.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you plan a long drive, making sure most of it is nighttime driving. WAY less traffic, just need a good nap first.

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    #36

    Tweet about entering your 40s and forgetting what you were going to say.

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    Nadia D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah…right…also…hm…what am I talking about again?

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost 60, I had to read that three times.

    pug nose curly tail
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's my name? Where have I been?"

    #37

    Tweet about being in your 40s, humorously mentioning saving "good bags," from user Whatever_Amy.

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    Little Bit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I save everything because you never know when you might need it.

    Lene
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even have fav bags for specific jobs. Some are favorites for grocery shopping. Some are favs as diaper bags. Some are best for my stuff for when we visit my bf's parents. Two are my favs for my wallet, phone and keys for when I go shopping or just driving somewhere. I used to just have ugly bags (for grocery shopping) and pretty/cool bags for going to parties or on weekend somewhere.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those Wal-Mart bags are perfect for my small trash cans and litter boxes. I have good boxes and the ones designated for my kitty cats. 6 cats can pretty much destroy a box in a few days, if they even last that long.

    Jason
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 44 and did this the other day cause I want to start making my own bread. I'm ashamed

    InoueAmani
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's the highlight of the day!

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    #38

    Tweet by Bird Eckler humorously describing communication challenges in your 40s.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next step is not caring enough about what they have to say to make the effort of learning the lingo.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've hit urban dictionary so many times it automatically pops up in my search bar on Google.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tried my best to keep abreast of some of the modern memespeak/slang, but I feel like there are 500 new terms every day ;_; WHY is "glizzy" slang for hot dogs now?!

    Verfin22
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna sound old, but why do they make up new words that are already in the dictionary?

    Mama Clare
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When talking to youths, I'm like Marlin in Finding Nemo talking to the baby turtle - "You know you're really cute but I don't know what you're saying!!"

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only contemporary word I remember is "yeet" and now that's gone.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time somebody tells me he's "feeling a certain kind of way" I want to grab him by the lapels and yell "WHAT kind of way?!"

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see ads for stuff especially electronics or see something about it on FB and have no idea what the items are.

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    #39

    Tweet about being in your 40s jokes that a nostalgic song is now used for mutual fund ads.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The songs you partied to as a teenager and adults bitched about is now used in commercials for cars, banks and medications.

    Learissa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End of the Road ... 🙈

    #40

    Tweet about being in your 40s, mentioning unexpected importance of birds.

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    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature sounds are better than city sounds

    giku T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! i have no idea why

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds are interesting, much more so than influencers or celebrities

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are just so damn unpleasant and nature is incredibly restorative. Birds are at the top of my list.

    JayhawkJoey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I feel this. I spend more on bird food than on health care.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. In my case it's grilled piri-piri chicken 😃

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And scenery when driving. "wow, what a beautiful forest' or whatever.

    #41

    Tweet about the humorous reality of being in your 40s, mentioning sleeping issues and neck pain.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinched a nerve rolling over in my sleep.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a fun crunching noise now when I turn my head.

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I threw my back out brushing my teeth.

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    #42

    Sweet Momissa tweet about life in your 40s, humorously mentioning car headlights always seeming too bright.

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    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you SEEN modern headlights?

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little car and big truck behind you. I'm in the South, EVERYONE owns a big truck, whether they need it or not.

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, on the freeway on my way to work this morning, there was a motorcycle with chartreuse lights. I love that color, but it freaked me right out!

    Neb
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of them clearly has one light twice stronger.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Bright lights'...a childish version of full beam!

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    #43

    Tweet about life in your 40s humorously describes "pregaming" as taking ibuprofen and peeing before leaving.

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    Skip62
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aging accelerates in a burst around 40 and then again around 60. Something to look forward to.

    HARDTIMES
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the 70's (I'm actually closer to my 80's).

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    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peeing right before going go to bed also.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s just common sense… right?

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    LillieMean
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah, I'll do the same as before except I leave the place at the same time as cinderella. Sleeping on time takes the win.

    Moltar
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    11 months ago

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    man, I turn 40 in a few weeks but relate to absolutely none of these tweets. drink yourself more bliss, forget about the last one. These people just seem lame

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh bless. I was like you. Then everything hurt. At once.

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    #44

    Tweet about being in your 40s and valuing furniture for napping comfort.

    kristabellerina Report

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think any furniture manufacturer sells coffee tables suitable for snoozing, except for cats.

    Neb
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee table for me - how practical it is and how easy to clean. No glass, definitely.

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    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the sofas now that don't have removable back cushions?! Or the ones they call "semi-detached" which literally translates to: not f*****g removable! Sofa naps are so much better when, half an hour in, you throw that cushion on the floor and spread out.

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was definitely part of my purchase decision on my couch. Also annoying that you can't get 4-season mattresses that can be flipped and turned

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    Ffion Jones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! When I bought my sofa that was the primary aim, to be able to nap comfortably

    #45

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "Welcome to your 40s. All your favorite foods now upset your stomach."

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just mentioning in another comment about how I get horrific acid reflux all night long if I eat peanut butter past 6pm. I love peanut butter. I do not have a peanut allergy. I've eaten PBJ sandwiches all of my life. And now I am some kind of "do not feed after midnight" movie Gremlin who can't eat peanut butter if it's past the afternoon. I do NOT understand XD

    CF
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat, maybe? The mantra "fat slows digestion" was burned into me in vet school, much like "mitochondria is the..(sing it with me now!)" was in undergrad. Another fave vetschool mantra "Dilution is the solution to pollution" is why I lavage with liters vs my previous boss (20yrs older) lavaging with deciliters and wondering why it didn't work.

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    James016
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that is fine today will trigger my IBS another day.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...thinking about investing in the company that makes Tums.

    Little Bit
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where my appetite has gone. These days I can no longer stomach foods that I used to enjoy, and I'm full after about 4 mouthfuls of a meal. I can feel really hungry when I'm cooking a meal, then by the time ife served it up I've lost my appetite m

    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have really bad GERD and have had to sleep elevated and on my side for YEARS. I have to decide if something is worth the pain before I can try to eat it. The older I get the smaller that list gets.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved baked Idaho potatoes...nope nope nope

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    #46

    Tweet about life in your 40s, humorously noting increased appreciation for a good soup.

    mom_tho Report

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! You start getting the "Good" soups, instead of always buying the cheap ones. My budget is pretty tight, but I would rather get one big can of the good stuff, which is two meals for me. The smaller cheap cans aren't very filling, taste worse and are one meal, so it actually equals out a lot better money wise.

    Magenta Blu
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite food has been always a hot broth. Not soup, no. Just give me that hospital chicken broth without anything... Yum

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband always makes us go to the food area at interstate rest stops because some of the coffee machines have 'soup' that is just really salty chicken broth; takes him back to his childhood I guess

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget canned soup, you learn how to make the good soup yourself and love doing it.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always saying to people, "Soup is so underrated!" XD

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    #47

    Tweet about being in your 40s humorously mentions shoulder injury while reaching into the backseat.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing out your back or knees when you're cleaning the litter box.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't brag (reaching into the back seat..sheeesh!)

    Kipper
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just put my back out putting the bacon back in the fridge!

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pulled my psoas muscle just by walking. I was psoas heck for a while HAHAHAHAHA

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've now put out my knee filling my water bottle twice!

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack a rib reaching across your center divider for your purse on the passenger side floor. Freak that hurt

    #48

    Text conversation humorously depicting life in your 40s about being picked up from school.

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    #49

    Tweet about being in your 40s: shift from alcohol to drinking challenge of 8 full glasses of water.

    envydatropic Report

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until your first Colonoscopy, that is a special kind of hell.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make you do it at 45 now and it's the prep that's hell. You're out for the procedure

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    InoueAmani
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Within 8 hours or you'll be up all night to pee

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    #50

    Tweet about dating in your 40s humorously discussing red flags and relationships.

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    Tara Noe
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahaha that's how my husband and I ended up together!

    Khavrinen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martha Stewart course: How to Match Your Decor to Your Red Flags.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise dating includes learning from your mistakes. That way you can make new and different ones instead of just repeating the old ones.

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    #51

    Tweet about enjoying long walks in your 40s, highlighting the unexpected benefits and enjoyment of this simple activity.

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    InoueAmani
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 20 I couldn't comprehend what 40 would be like, now I'm here and I know exactly what 60 looks like.

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure. I am 65. Wish I had the energy of a 49 year old.

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    Nikki Gross
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even 48 and my body is broken as hell. Just thinking of my 50's is enough to terrorize me.

    #52

    Tweet humorously describes reacting to younger ages after turning 40s.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a weird experience when your doctor or lawyer is way younger than you. Like... I don't trust you at all. You're 25, you know nothing.

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actively considering new doctors by age.. If I get one my age, they'll retire eventually, but hopefully I will only have to get one more, and they can be middle aged!

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started a new job yesterday and found out I am older than my supervisor's mum!

    #53

    Tweet by Not Today Eric about life in your 40s, humorously noting the concept of "house clothes."

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    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I have a pair of trousers that are specifically referred to as my "apartment pants"

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them jammies, and they only way you're getting them off me is by making me go to work.

    Jeane Gallo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, a friend of ours even has eatin' clothes.

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    #54

    Tweet humorously describing life in your 40s: People over 40 out after 9 PM likely took a nap earlier.

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    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These naps are not voluntary. They happen.

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    #55

    Tweet about the joy of sitting on the patio in your 40s, highlighting simple pleasures.

    dadmann_walking Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a kid, I loved going to a high floor, finding a good spot to perch, and then just look into the distance...

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my outdoor living room.

    #56

    Tweet humorously captures what it’s like being in your 40s, mentioning practical pillow talk about phone access after death.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my Sister's will have her 33rd wedding anniversary in a few months. She swears, when my BIL dies that she'll keep his urn next to her bed and she's currently 58. They met when she was 22 and married at 25, so she swears he's it for her. My Great Aunt and Uncle were married for 70 years, when they both passed away weeks from each other. I NEVER wanted to get married, but I told everyone that the only way it would happen is if it was like my Aunt and Uncle. They were still crazy about each other until they both passed away. My Aunt got sick, but my Uncle was still really healthy, especially for his age, but as soon as she died he gave up and passed away 3 weeks later. The Doctor said his heart gave out and it was one of the very few times that he thinks someone died of a broken heart. If I couldn't have that then what's the point.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'er right. If not that, what's the point really. None whatsoever

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember my darling which index finger unlocks my phone and sell my collectibles to a good home. I want you to get the best possible price for my collections. I know my love, I only have a playstation game worth 500 euros from my youth, I hope you can pay at least part of my cremation expenses with it.

    #57

    Tweet humorously discussing life changes in your 40s, challenging the midlife crisis stereotype.

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    Benjamin Palmer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 45 when I bought my first real sports car. Everyone said, "oooh, midlife crisis!" I was like, "no, I just couldn't afford one until now. Duh."

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree, I'm not much fussed by cars, but my husband is. It took me a ages to convince him he really ought to get a car he enjoys because he spends a long time in it and we were now past saving for anything as we had what we needed. Both sides of the family shouted midlife crisis - not at all, midlife finally earned it!

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what you mean by "drastic", I guess.

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    #58

    Tweet humorously comparing hangovers in your 20s to daily life in your 40s.

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    #59

    Tweet about being in your 40s reads: "Welcome to your 40s. Your medicine cabinet has now moved to a full cabinet in the kitchen."

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    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth! I keep them there to remember after I've eaten.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not a low cabinet because you will hurt your back leaning over to look in it.

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have multiple bottles of pain killers. We have living room Tylenol, bedroom Tylenol, and purse Tylenol.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. My medicine cabinet has always been in the kitchen since I moved out of my childhood home, maybe because, as a left-handed person, all wounds requiring first aid happen there or near it. Then it's just convenient that the vitamins are also where the thermometer is.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have stashed all kinds of OTCs throughout my whole house, so if I'm in my bedroom I won't have to walk to the kitchen or bathroom. That's really important when I'm comfortable and don't want to move from my bed.

    #60

    Tweet humorously describes life in your 40s with a joke about prescription ointments.

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    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I put on 3 after my wife got home from work.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lavender scented Lidocaine, that's the new perfume. 😁

    HappyBink
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have to try that one...😏

    #61

    Tweet humorously describing Friday nights in your 40s, by @mom_tho, with engagement statistics.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned early in my 30s that we just aren't going to do anything on Friday night. Or any other night.

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    #62

    Funny tweet about life in your 40s, debating between buying a food processor or Instant Pot with a gift card.

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used mine on silverware and bookmarks!

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to your 40s. I asked for and was delighted to receive a dutch oven for Christmas.

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    #63

    Tweet about relationships in your forties, joking about flirting with a spouse by planning a Costco trip.

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    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their rotisserie chickens are so delicious. Costs less than £5

    #64

    Tweet highlighting life at 40s: "Welcome to your 40s, your nose runs when you eat now."

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black pepper is enough to make my nose run like a faucet!

    #65

    Tweet from a husband in his 40s joking that his New Year's resolution is to sneeze louder. 549 likes.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must say one of my brothers is really mastering the Dad Sneeze.

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    #66

    Tweet about being in your 40s, humorously discussing dieting or feasting like there's no tomorrow.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, neither XD Stopped caring about my weight (other than health concerns) when my ex told me that I physically "disgusted" him when I hit 150 lbs when we were still together (I'm 5'5"; 150lbs is within my normal parameters.)

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just taking care of yourself and finding ways to enjoy (and cheat on!) moderation.

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    #67

    Tweet humorously commenting on being in your 40s, suggesting to find a wife instead of being a player.

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    11 months ago

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    was a player, married, owned house, travelled world, had kids, divorced, still an involved parent and friend, back to player, in the best health of my life, still party, still look 20.

    #68

    Tweet about being in your 40s humorously connects cleaning habits to guests needing reading glasses.

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    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see around a house just fine without readers, but do need them to read!!!

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    #69

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "Welcome to your 40s: let’s drive down this street just to look at the houses."

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was when I was younger and had, you know, hopes and aspirations. Now that I'm nearly 50 and reality is deeply settling in, looking at other peoples' houses mostly makes me resentful.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it was just me and Mom, we would do drives just to get out of the house. This was back when gas was still cheap, so we would drive back roads until the sun went down. Once I had my car and until Mom wasn't able to get out anymore we would hop into my car and just explore. The city we live in has exploded in population, so it always surprised Mom that there were housing additions and stores in places where it used to be 2 lane roads and trees. It's kind of sad that most of that is gone, but I'll always remember those drives with Mom.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 91yo MIL's favorite thing to do is go for a drive with us!

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also start liking those little free home sale booklets you can go through at restaurants and offices. And don't get me started of pinterest and house hunters.

    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time we did this we accidently drove into the road I lived in for a year when I was about 5.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too lazy to actually drive around doing this, I just use realtor.com and/or Zillow.

    #70

    Tweet about being in your 40s, stating that the 90s had the best music.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the 80s, so will always love 80s music a tiny bit more than 90s music. But I was a teenager in the 90s, so... yes, the 90s had the best music XD

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 1980 and can confirm that the 1960's had the best music. Modern music is broadcast widely on TV and caused modern record labels to focus on a performers appearance...ie pretty people sell records. In the 60's straight up musical talent was the main selling point. Hence better music.

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    Kipper
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hollies, The Beatles, The Bee Gees, The Monkees, Queen (miss you Freddy) Can't beat the 60 and 70's....

    john doe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to some research, the music heard in the twenties remains a person's favorite music. The research must be small because I and others do not share this view. I can no longer stand some of what I used to listen to at all and I have found a lot of new things to listen to as well as I listen to the same classics as my own parents. However, I have also found artists that I didn't give a chance to in my youth and now they speak to me.

    Starthief
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s funk, some 80s pop, early 90s industrial and maybe 3 grunge songs...

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    #71

    Tweet about being in your 40s, finding excitement in ordering a new pillow.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 75 I built myself a bigger bed. New pillows, flannel sheets, a nice new comforter. I just woke up from a two-hour nap in my living room chair.

    James016
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have just replaced our pillows. Heavenly. I still pass out on the sofa

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a Cali King bed last year. Best sleep ever.

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    #72

    Tweet humorously depicts life in your 40s, mentioning the struggle of getting off Disney rides.

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    #73

    Tweet by Not Today Eric humorously states, "Welcome to your 40s: the waitress is not hitting on you dude."

    NotTodayEric Report

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth is, she never was. You just start to realize it in your 40s.

    #74

    Tweet from @Design_Assassin about life in your 40s humorously mentioning "Ibuprofen" as a safe word.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acetaminophen, ibuprofen and naproxen are scattered all over my house. Different pills, different symptoms.

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    #75

    Tweet by Joel Jeffrey humorously describing life and quirks of being in your 40s, mentioning bones cracking when walking.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like the Rice Krispies commercials...Snap, Crackle, Pop every time I move.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully my ankle only clicks going up stairs.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still very-very sneaky.

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    #77

    Tweet about being in your 40s, humorously noting having a favorite pen.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always had a favorite pen. now in my 40s, i have a favorite spoon as well as a favorite reusable grocery bag.

    bbgorilla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in search of some new pens right now

    #78

    Tweet humorously depicts life in your 40s, embracing mundane joys like loving a cutting board.

    NotTodayEric Report

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    #79

    Tweet about the excitement of vacuuming in your 40s, shared by Emily, highlighting a humorous take on life changes.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say "excited", but someone's gotta do it.

    Louise
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam fine piece of kit!

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a weird duck cause buying anything new for the house has ALWAYS excited me. When I was younger and our Eureka vacuum wore out and we couldn't get parts or bags to repair it anymore. I surprised Mom with a brand new BAGLESS vacuum cleaner with all kinds of attachments and a retractable cord. We took turns using it to vacuum the entire house and playing with all of the attachments that came with it. I'm pretty sure we had the cleanest house in the entire neighborhood.

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    #80

    Tweet about being in your 40s, understanding why your mom disliked night driving, by user That Mom Tho.

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    Sarah Stevens
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TI turned 40 in Nov... and finally admitted my eyes were old so I bought a pair of readers with magnetic lenses. I was way too excited that it had sunglass attachments and yellow lenses for night driving.

    #81

    Tweet mentions experience of being in your 40s, humorously discussing compression sock color preference.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have patterns and different colors now! So exciting!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have rainbows and fluorescent argyle!

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    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been wondering if they have compression knee things and if they work.

    #82

    Tweet about packing a medicine cabinet for vacation in your 40s, capturing the essence of being in your 40s.

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 70's. Pack Oxygen concentrator, CPAP machine, bunch of d***s. Don't smoke! Anything!

    MotherRobinson
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a medicine nap sack I road trip with.

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    #83

    Tweet by Dan Regan humorously describing life in your 40s with a joke about foreplay and walk-in closets.

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    #84

    Tweet humorously reflecting on being in your 40s, about setting reminders for parenting tasks.

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    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to feed the cat, give the cat her medicine, water the plants, turn off the space heater in your office, etc., etc., etc.

    #85

    Tweet about daily medication, a relatable sign of life in your 40s, with hashtag #SignsYoureInYour40s.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally 7, but I just went to the doctor and have 9. The trick is remembering how many pills and how many times a day to take each one. Even with a pill organizer, actually remembering to take the f*****g thing is a pain in the a*s.

    #86

    Tweet humorously comparing age perceptions in your 40s versus 30s.

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    #87

    Tweet about turning 40s, humorously noting fatigue: "Welcome to your 40s. Sit down, you’re probably tired."

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    #88

    Tweet humorously describes 4 days in Las Vegas in your 40s feeling like 400 days.

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    bbgorilla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked 32 miles in 5 days last time I went

    #89

    Tweet humorously capturing life in your 40s about avoiding aunt's green bean salad.

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    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jello salad is the best! I love the random bits of canned pineapple!

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    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that sounds awful. I'm sure the dog appreciates that just as much.

    #90

    Tweet about being single in your 40s, featuring humor about maintaining a full head of hair.

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care much about hair but I do think a clean shaved head looks best if you're mostly bald on top. Leave the horse shoes in the stable.

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    #91

    Tweet humorously captures the 40s experience: forgetting where you parked and needing to pee.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a little car, so I have to remember row numbers or lines to the exit doors. I also have favorite parking spots which helps a lot when I'm trying to find where the hell I parked.

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I have favorite rows at my grocery stores so I have at least a vague idea of where I parked.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily I drive a gigantic, bright blue rectangle on wheels. Even though modern SUVs and trucks can sometimes be taller than it, it's so obnoxiously bright blue (and plastered in stickers and decals) that I can find it in any parking lot XD

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmarts and large supermarkets likely have the cleanest. At Walmart go to the back ones.

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    #92

    Tweet humorously depicting life in your 40s: discussing naps.

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    #93

    Tweet about embracing your 40s with humor, balancing nostalgia for Nirvana with practical plans to avoid traffic.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I learned the power of lounge pants and culottes that was me whenever I would leave the house.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nirvana? Um, I don't know how to tell you this, but...well, as someone in their 40s you should already be aware...

    #94

    Tweet humorously describes life in your 40s, highlighting the joy of heated car seats after a long day.

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in North Dakota. Had plastic seats, no A/C. Live in Arizona. Have A/C, also heated seats and heated steering wheel.

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    #95

    Tweet by Maddy about life in your 40s, humorously advising to grab a railing when seen.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that before I hit my 40's cause I'm a clumsy idiot.

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    #96

    Tweet about entering your 40s, highlighting a daily fiber intake goal.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now understand why my dad drank a big glass of Metamucil every day when I was a kid XD

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, don't commit the fiber if you're not gonna do the water.

    #98

    Tweet about being in your 40s: excitement over the next lawn fertilizer application.

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    Coralinea
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no, that'll encourage it to grow even more.

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    #99

    Tweet about life in 40s, humorously describing a "walk of shame" to retrieve wallet and keys left at a neighbor's.

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    #100

    Tweet displaying humor about being in your 40s, mentioning more hair in a brush than on the head.

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    #101

    Tweet about pharmacy visits and routines in your 40s with hashtag #SignsYoureInYour40s.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine sucks simply because I have multiple Doctors for different things, so I'm on a first name basis with the people at the pharmacy I use.

    #102

    Clear jelly sandals with a tweet caption reminiscing about being in your 40s.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the sweaty feet and occasionally a blister.

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    #103

    Tweet by lil duval about life changes by your 40s, humorously noting unpredictable shifts in friend circles.

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    #104

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "Welcome to your 40s, winter lasts four times as long as it used to."

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I hate the heat, I hate having to bundle up just to go to the store. Give me warm weather where it's throw and go.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss North Dakota. Nothing is as comforting as sitting in the living room, watching the neighbor kid shovel your walk after a blizzard

    #105

    Tweet about wearing comfortable shoes in your 40s with hashtag #SignsYoureInYour40s.

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always worn sensible comfy shoes or quality boots. I thought I'd be smug in my 40's that my knees and hips would be better than everyone elses. I was wrong. Everything hurts. So to you youngsters, If you want to look cool go for it - it doesn't make any difference.

    Sandella
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to your hopefully lack of bunions!

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never owned a pair of "cool" shoes in my entire life.

    #106

    Tweet humorously highlights life in your 40s with phrases like “freshly grated cheese” being thrilling.

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relateable. cheese is great.

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    #107

    Tweet about being in your 40s, mentioning weekend parties now involve discussing recipes and home decor.

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    #108

    Tweet about being in your 40s, mentioning half-listened audiobooks on World War I.

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    #109

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "It now hurts to stretch."

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    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a leg cramp stretching last week when I woke up

    #110

    Tweet humorously noting "Welcome to your 40s: here’s your Skechers." Engagement includes 439 likes.

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't come wide enough for me. Orthofeet"

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Skechers, they're lightweight, have memory foam and easy to get blood and food coloring out of them. Those 3 things are very important when you work 8-16 hrs a day on concrete and you're dealing with blood or cake icing. Skechers and Dr.Scholl are 2 favorites with Healthcare workers and Crocs and Adidas are tied for 3rd. Again, comfy and easy to clean body fluids and if you're in a bakery Red, Green, Blue, Black and Fushia Pink food coloring is a b***h to get off of skin, clothing and shoes.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I need to know what job you do that you have to deal with blood and cake icing?

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skechers overpriced and the soles wear out far too quickly.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Skechers are trash! If you really want an amazing, long-lasting pair of sneakers, get Brooks sneakers/running shoes, preferably the Ghost models. They're all I'll wear now. They're amazing. Completely eliminated my foot and ankle pain and they last forever.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us just need our custom orthotic insoles

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    #111

    Tweet about being in your 40s: "Welcome to your 40s: you live in your workout clothes now."

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    Bertha Madott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work out at home usually in pajamas. Major crisis when I joined a gym. 76F.

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    #112

    Tweet about 40s humor: excitement over a new rice cooker delivery.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had a Zojirushi rice cooker for a couple of decades now (my ex is Chinese) but I recently learned that Zojirushi also makes an insulated water bottle/thermos, and now I own a Zojirushi insulated water bottle/thermos. If I put ice into it, the ice will stay frozen for over an entire day!

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I got one for Christmas. Best present ever!

    #113

    Tweet about life in your 40s: striving to stay awake till 8 PM.

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    #114

    Tweet reads, "Flirting in your 40s: I have icy hot patches," humorously capturing life in your 40s.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst - I have unscented icy hot patches. wink. wink.

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    #116

    Tweet about being in your 40s, expressing humorous complaints about favorite things.

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    #117

    Tweet humorously discussing the financial habits of people in their 40s.

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    #118

    Tweet about life in your 40s: opinions on effective bug sprays and weed killers.

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    #120

    Tweet humorously suggesting owning multiple Birkenstocks is typical for life in your 40s.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's Crocs. I finally gave in after decades of hating and loathing Crocs on principle. Then I had a sick puppy who couldn't walk and had to wear diapers and needed to be carried outdoors to go potty (if we could catch it in time.) Suddenly, washable, breathable footwear that one can slip on in 1 second became worth their weight in gold XD I have a pair of Crocs by each door to the outdoors now. I have even worn them out in public. I have lost all shame. I even own a pair with the soft fleece lining. Pray for my soul, for I am damned.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel better Crocs are really big with Healthcare workers. Comfy as hell and easy to clean, which like you said is worth its weight in gold.

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not since I was 16. Those flipflops suck.