Ha no. I keep it on as long as possible, or else I feel them hanging down and bouncing around and it's not comfortable.

OMG its be in about half an hour after i finish work!

Relaxation is a key source of too much to do

me. then im 3 hours late because i just wanted 5 more (cough cough-- 90) minutesssssss

the wifi one would kill me

If you expect it to be orange and polka dotted and it turns out brown and ruffled, I understand the disappointment :P

this has happened to me so many times its not even funny.

My son (24) walks in on me all the time- always when a sex scene or romance c**p is going on and he says "what kind of porn c**p are you watching!!)

Dads who don't parent. My dad was one, then i accidentally married one.

Accurate.

A trenta starbucks cup holds a bottle of wine. Handy tip.

I have been bullshitting myself with this lie for my whole life.

This has actually happened to me. dip dyed it blonde. cut it off to resume normal colour. then shaved it by accident during a terrible haircut mishap

That's after about three hours for me :)

I strive to reach that level of not giving a f**k.

*laughs in student*

Ha! Like it's that easy!

One word: black ;)

As someone with eczema..... very true

*winks with both eyes*

Girls look like Jay Sherman without filters?

You know this is BUN not ponytail, right?

This is NOT ponytail...

two words: dry shampoo.

Ah yes the Sims. Were you could turn from a fat blob into a 10 in 30 minutes of game play.

Wish my mom was like this i text asking if anything is new I get "no"

This is so truee!!! I've got this friend for 10 years and up to now she is still the slowest animal ever! HAHA but I still love her!

It’s so old and mangled it turned into a comb

Moms will be Moms....

My friends and I have a tradition of taking "just woke up" selfies when we look particularly bonkers. Bonus points for gravity-defying hair sculpture.

They scare me too

too late

don't hate on me, but i'm not a huge fan of her. i respect her and her talent, but it just isn't my thing.

Definitely me! Could set an alarm to wake up 2 hours before but still sleep in until 5 mins before I'm suppose to leave

I’m so un-self-confident, I can’t even wear a swimsuit to the pool! Ha ha ha... *sob*

It's been raining or cloudy for 3 days… what do I do?

EVERY FREAKING MONTH...

I FEEL ATTACKED

"eye wings"

?? Has she grown a beard?

nani