Both boys and girls should learn to treat one another with respect. That’s what I was taught.

Me

Too relatable!🤣🤣🤣

how sweet!

lmao

I was watching a YouTube video or something once, and this therapist was talking about how one of his clients comes in with this huge list of expectations that he wants in a woman. Demure, funny, cleans all the time, skinny, blonde, tall, etc etc. his therapist, having dealt with his client asking for help with finding a girlfriend and then asking his client to do the list, looks it over. After a moment, he turns the list back to the guy and points to it, asking, "So what kind of person do you think this woman will be looking for?" The guy paused and was defeated. You have to know what you bring to the table along with what you want. You don't have the amount, you're not gonna get what you're looking for.

Ouch!!

You can almost hear a 'pop' sound as his ego blows

Pretty bold for someone who has never washed their pussy 😂

Human math. Everybody does this and marketing departments know it.

true friend

Then the 0.0001%: “what is this ‘beauty products’ you speak of?”

Ooooh

One more BP listicle...just one more...three hours later

I had an aunt at a family reunion tell me she didn't remember me. She had been living in Arizona since 1963 with no visits back to Ohio. I told her I was only 1 the last time she saw me, so it was okay.

I'm the shy one. It's hard learning to vocalize.

It's sometimes easier to get forgiveness than permission, as the old adage says, but this doesn't apply to pets. Getting a pet is a decision that all parties should be 100% on board with.

REALLL

Ugh yess this is so relatable

People keep pointing out girls dress up for themselves. Boys have their own side with a spectrum of choices, that tend to get lumped together as well.

I only had very mild period cramps despite having PCOS. Instead I had constant idiopathic pain throughout my abdomen that only stopped after a total hysterectomy. It was interesting because my period actually seemed mild compared to the pain I experienced the rest of the time. 🤷‍♀️ Our bodies are both weird and wonderful. One person's experience does not negate any others'.

no, but fr, I'm so un-photogenic, so this definitely applies

Censorbot missed one. 😆 Oh my, what shall we ever do now?

lol

It happened the opposite for me. I'm a lil hedgehog, I need to be comfortable first to be cute and sweet.

Check with cat!

my parents fr

Relatable

I'm the opposite :)

Is hungry a mood....?

I was that kid…,

Or it comes right back. "heyyyy you thought I was gone? nah'

Me with my bf. I sometimes get insecure because I can imagine life without him and other girls "can't live without" their bfs, but then I remember love is a choice. I want him.

Never trust the uterus.

More likely a meme about nosy mums

I change my bed position so that it's next to charging port

haha lol

I have this with mascara. The lashes of the right eye behave when meeting mascara while the left refuses to play nice.

Or... Don't be bothered by social pressure?

Aesthetic relativism is the philosophical view that the judgement of beauty is relative to different individuals and/or cultures and that there are no universal criteria of beauty.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

Yes.... YOU YOU FOOL BE IMPRESSED DOOOOO IIIIIIT

I learned as a freshman in a generally sophomore chemistry class to shut up about how much I did (or didn't) study before an exam. Mind you, I took notes and did the homework, and it was still serious work, but sometimes you don't have to openly talk about how you feel going into an assessment.

That's when you do the awkward admiration of the ceiling, floor, or literally anything else you can look at

For me, It's also the opposite :)

You missed on the bath tub drain.

🎵The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake🎵 - Sebastian, "Under The Sea"

Aw

Me: "He obviously does not know me. If he knew me, he would not like me"

you mean wide leg? wide leg pants don't even look good on the models...sorry

Mustache and monobrow is normal for women!

Lol, no chance. I am halfway decent with pencil, but liquid ones...