automatic procastnation

Every time...

I have both types. Then, of course, there's the third type where they actually keep it a secret.

This. Is. Me.

Sometimes a compliment is just a cigar.

It's different in my case. 1) I recommend something: "This will be torture to you unless you like death metal/black metal/ punk rock. 2) Someone recommends me something: "I will check it out later." (Never checks it out)

I can confirm that this is how I talk to my friends vs. my therapist.

Tip: start the shower with the hot water and adjust to the temperature you want with the cold water.

Literally me anytime something goes wrong

I feel this

"turn around" 🎵🎵

This is me

Ha! Anxiety summed up in one comic.

I've walked in on too many conversations about me for me to be able to believe this.

Movies: "Did you puke? OK U pergnant"

This is me

There are no more good news for an adult from unknown numbers :(

😂

ME!

for real though

No Disney

Gee... Thanks.

The opposite after three weeks and in the shower

Crappy moms!

$250 per hour???

But people actually tell me these things D:

gracefully becomes the only comment <3

I never believe it. I simply say thank you, and move on.

Working out and sweating just makes me want a shower and a nap. I can't imagine trying to be productive after that.

There's a term for this. It's called Seasonal Depression. Everyone in my family, and I'm sure many of you, get it every winter due to lack of vitamin D.

poof!

I hate these people. Just be honest ffs