NUOOO BECAUSE I FEEL THIS T0T

automatic procastnation

Every time...

I have both types. Then, of course, there's the third type where they actually keep it a secret.

This. Is. Me.

Sometimes a compliment is just a cigar.

It's different in my case. 1) I recommend something: "This will be torture to you unless you like death metal/black metal/ punk rock. 2) Someone recommends me something: "I will check it out later." (Never checks it out)

I can confirm that this is how I talk to my friends vs. my therapist.

when I want to make pasta and put the water to boil

Literally me anytime something goes wrong

I feel this

"turn around" 🎵🎵

Movies: "Did you puke? OK U pergnant"

This is me

Ha! Anxiety summed up in one comic.

I've walked in on too many conversations about me for me to be able to believe this.

This is me

for real though

ME!

There are no more good news for an adult from unknown numbers :(

No Disney

😂

Gee... Thanks.

The opposite after three weeks and in the shower

Crappy moms!

$250 per hour???

But people actually tell me these things D:

I never believe it. I simply say thank you, and move on.

Working out and sweating just makes me want a shower and a nap. I can't imagine trying to be productive after that.

poof!

There's a term for this. It's called Seasonal Depression. Everyone in my family, and I'm sure many of you, get it every winter due to lack of vitamin D.

I hate these people. Just be honest ffs