We feel like we have everything as humans, being the smartest species and all, but I think our self awareness comes at a cost. We have so much stress, and anxiety, and worrying, and all these darn thoughts. Maybe being a lizard wouldn’t be so bad

I was born with it. Don't really notice the symptoms as I've gotten older.

I met "Frankie" the 7 mo old puppy today, his owner, some lady. Frankie is very sweet.

This is somehow comforting *pulls blanket up to my chin*

Ok I was looking at their username and I was like “cats against humanity would be a great twist on Cards Against Humanity!” IT EXISTS PEOPLE MY DAY JUST GOT 7.5x BETTER

Feral sounds fun. Like they could give you rabies if you aren't careful. Babies, too.

People who beg and demand others to drink with them are no fun at all. Either way, I'll be sipping on a fruity mocktail in silence LOL.

You guys are acting like she’s terrorizing a three year old or something. The daughter is probably grown

I forget that I do this, prompting several dirty looks when I'm in public.

Yep. People.

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Yes, that is me 100%. My God it's like you have been spying on me in my house.

Y'all get sleep??

I feel like that’s something I would do

What a shame indeed

That hugger is going to learn about boundaries today.

My pup has a patch on her harness that says "Warning! Handler may bite!"

Stopped paying attention to the news, politics, looking at Twitter and especially those rage-bait shorts on FB (it's all I see other than infants eating, sleeping and crying. What is up with those?). My mental health improved. Payed more attention to the shorts on youtube of slime scoopability ratings, the scary north sea, and discovered the most adorable, lovable, sweetest talking birds EVER. "Mmmmmmwaaaaaa. Oh my goodness. You be a good baby?" "Who let the birds out. chirp chirp chirp chirp" Kiwi The Chatterbox and Gizmo The African Grey Parrot. They both make me smile and laugh.

Same

Hehe and if you mess with it you’re scared for life. You’re welcome!

I say Cheers 🤷🏻‍♀️

that's me everyday...

I'm a 39 year old male that feels 21 and 65 at the same time.

I gave up years ago. Turns out I was chill with everyone leaving me alone.

For sure!

Stand in the doorway

Needing to pay bills stops me, stupid earning a living is interfering with my blanket fort dreams.

I forget them naturally and I'm not on social media unless you count in BP.

Yes- this!

YES!!!! So when can I expect my backdated refund ?

There has never been such an accurate description of how my soul feels towards humanity, minus maybe 7 people and my dog.

And then spend the next 5 days going over what you should have said during each individual interaction.

BP comment section is about all the social media I've done in months.

That's only millennials? But that happens to me, too..

I'm using that excuse someday.

That would be what?

33? LOL

What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV... (Funny how all 3 of those things have either totally or near-totally vanished now!)

My brain, "We need to lose weight, no impulse eating. After these Oreos, of course."

Yep. To be fair, I'll lock people out before we get to discuss hobbies.

Oh! and a side of well adjusted.

Uh. anyone else reading this and goin ‘well s**t’ xd

It was recently explained to me the difference between activities that avoid, distract from reality or numb pain vs ones that recharge or replenish yourself.

My will to live.

I don't gotta wake up tomorrow morning but I'm still not hangin tonight.

BUT WHAT IF THEY CHOKE?? OR GET THIRSTY?? OR ARE COLD???

Hangry hysteria

She's probably the funniest to hang out with...

You will never know my darkness

15 it means I get time to take a people break