Life hack unlocked

Omg please

Leaving is also my favorite thing to do at school. My second favorite is lunch.

Lol

hell yeah

I want this jacket.

Same lol

YESSSSSSSS—

All. The damn. Time.

"No, no, I swear I know how to do this, can you please just give me a second to remember something I've successfully done every day for the past 6 years?"

AWWWWWW BLEP

Me? I'm great! Totally... great! What? I'm not crying. Why would you say that? Nope, I definitely meant for my eyeliner to smear like that.

Stop hacking into my mind a,d making memes of my thoughts

This checks out

Dis me.

I have one very social daughter and one introvert. When the introvert lays down an insult or argument, it is pure gold!

Basically me. My brain tends to randomly decide that a random person I barely know is trustworthy and share my whole life story in about 6 minutes, while simultaneously choosing to avoid conversing with extremely trustworthy people I've known most of my life.

Do people actually do this? Like, the only people I talk on the phone with are my brother and people my mom tells me I need to thank for birthday gifts.

I'm pictured here and I don't like it.

BWAHAHAhds5f hmnt567gdc

Whatever happened to that random cool t-shirt I had when I was 9?

Always prepared

Looks cool ngl

Could not agree more

The only air bnb I'd pay for

If anyone was wondering, we don't have teeth

Sometimes if you just stare blankly into space for a few seconds, then look back at them and say "wait, what did you just say?" you can avoid unwanted questions

Bro- lol same

Oh my god lol

Yayyyyyyy.......

lol reminds me this morning there was a delivery person walking past my kitchen window and i ducked because i didnt want to possibly make eye contact.

*hides my mini grill* haha yeah...

Yep, that’s me.

I'd pull this

Cats cure my loneliness and depression... human interactions only increase both

I relate to this cat. Not stuck just in my mind, off somewhere in my only little nook, in my own little world and someone comes along telling me I it's weird where I'm in and to come out to join the rest of the world. WHY??????

doing this right now.

Imagine having friends 😎.......................😭😭

Yup. I think I'll never get sick of it. And then I do. Sad.

I'm in this meme and I don't like it

I looove when that happens!🥰

cOkE zErO

I would totally do this ngl

Simple solution: avoid all human interaction, therefore eliminating any chance of being asked to do anything you're not comfortable with

RIP Linda Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, February 16, 1958 – January 28, 2023. EDIT: is not her in the pic

Ew, humans

Me and my daughter. My daughter will have that same exact look on her face.

I've found that if you just never react to anything ever, people not only don't expect you to laugh at their jokes, they also just leave you alone! The occasional glare can also speed up the process

Trust me kid, you don’t want to be like me.