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Dude! For real.

I still mourn not being immediately reachable.

And then you can't remember what you were thinking about....

So true

Why is it so true!!!! P.s. I'm 100% sure my mom would still send me to school even if it's the Nuclear war.

when children at summer camp are debating whether i'm 16 or 40 for half an hour. (I'm 20)

Same here and I just wish everybody would stop

Growing older is mandatory- growing up is not!

I look younger than I am. When I was maybe 23, a census taker knocked on the door and asked me if there are any adults at home. I said no. He later came back and I had to admit I was an adult. If you offer someone an excuse, don't act surprised they take it.

This is the mom in bedazzled pants at the soccer field

And sorry for laughing at you old lady when you farted out loud in the grocery, and to you old man , when you were driving too slow……,

i will... going to ask him tomorrow.

Laugh it up fuzz ball

For me, that applies for any social media link I receive... Don't have any social media accounts, am 39 and happy! :D

I remember a Twilight Zone where some bloke hid in a basement and some nuclear event went on. When he came out he wanted to read all the books in the library. Had coke bottle glasses and they broke.

Happy to report that my boss constantly reminds us that our numbers are okay and that we shouldn't overdo it, especially when someone returns from an illness, even if it was 'only' one week of a cold.

Yeah, sometimes outside is far too peopley, but inside can often be a bit too unpeopley, life is all about balance , and the right people.

"Let's live adventurous and get the 20 count of those chicken nuggets!"

Yep. Drink & be merry for tomorrow we may die. ;)

Well... she never has to "get ready to dust". Who knows how long it would actually take her... could be a lot more.

It is so liberating to go bagless! I have these work pants with far too many pockets. I can store everything I really need in there.. just have to remember to empty the pockets before laundering. Lost some cheap earbuds and a delta vape that way.

I'm in my 60's and my brain still thinks I'm in my 30's but my body faithfully reminds me how old I am EVERY DAY.

Taking one for the team!

All the dang time. Wait. I work alone.

At least Shrek had Donkey with him to give him helpful guidance

Not going. So far, so good.

See post on BP, look at myself on my sofa. Close enough, it checks.

Or say "guys we need to go back an do the basics right"

Sweat and poop

Or including the word "Alpha" anywhere in your profile

Me at 14: I don't think I want to be an adult. Can I be a sloth instead?

That's a great idea!

You plan to do stone skipping, right?!

I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV and I AM NOT giving medical advice, but I did "hear" from a professional that when my two a Hydroxyzine a day isn't cutting it and I have to take an extra one or two just to get through stupid people and then I am short at the end of the month that a 3mg or 5mg melatonin can work just as well and it does for me, this is just my opinion and it IS NOT medical advice!!!

I would upvote this 100,000 times if I could.

Or in BP's case, "historical photos"

And could sleep soundly all night long! Not having to get up to pee and then lying awake another hour or two...

Neurodivergancy can make that difficult. Some people consider it rude. Some, like me, just consider it a "i relate dw i understand u"

I started getting my boobs in 4th grade. Suddenly, ALL the boys were so helpful, opening doors/helping me with my coat/carrying my books... unfortunately, they all stopped talking to my face and started talking to my chest...

I have a tiny car and I always feel a little guilty about this!

me too!

I have two options, go to bed before 8pm or stay awake until 2am (and wonder where those 6 hours went)

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Or... how TF did you even get out of bed and drive here?

If I am the dad, I'd probably mow even the neighbour's yard too.

At least you told her that you're drunk.

I hide self view for this reason, it really helps me feel more present (not for work meetings, for meditation gatherings)

The past lol lol lol

The other half is crying

This is a real thing. We're losing the ability to concentrate and it's not good.

I did a little dance reading this. F*ck yeah! Can I be Apfelschorle? Weird yet refreshing?