This is awesome. How'd he get regected? How? HOW?

I wish they would quit digging up my garden containers, and flower beds, looking for their lost nuts.

Once he learns how to do it himself, he'll be more self-reliant.

WOW... What a concept...

Badass tree!

LOL LOVE IT

I'm sure this is more dangerous than a scythe...

Me when it comes to excercize

Woooosh !!

And while you are at it, drop the window shade too?

Cute...

I aspire to be homeless.

Well, he's not just for the crows...

But, there's always been room before.

This is hilarious! You dropped the ball on this guy New Yorker...

What if mall santa was just the legs

Bear penises don't look like that. Just saying.

Now that is what I call "Jacked Up"!

Always wondered when that would happen.. in my head it looked differently though

Ewwwwww, but still funny!!

then it's hard to loose weight after winter :(((

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2nd birth: "do it by yourself"

So good!

In Philippines the long hair can sell into 21$-45$, depends also in length

HA!

we are all blind to what we dont want to see. but reality soon hits us in the face. great

In reality, a bald nest for a bald eagle !

Phil-- Don't get discouraged! I laughed out loud more than once. Best of luck.

right and we are all going to sit and listen to it arent we people ,

"Not anymore"

Some of these are not so good and some are hilarious and super witty. I'm assuming they found someone else more appealing or whatever. Either way PhilJones, you shouldn't stop searching for a job bc your work is really great!! Really laughed at some of these.