I have a bladder the size of jelly bean. My math is 1 beer = 2 guaranteed trips.

Every damn time.

Never trust strappless things.

That's not that impossible if you're a bit crafty. ♥

Plastic Plants don't die on you like that!

In my house, it might not be water. 🐶

In my case the belt loops ripped holes in the jeans. This is preferable

It's useless. 😂 Tell a cat to not do something and/or prevent them from doing it, and they will most certainly do it.

Yep! We can't even spell it out anymore. Our Evie can spell lol.

LOL that is me and my computer! All of the mugs are all over my desk as we speak hahaha.

I like that dream!

You're expecting a loaf of bread. Wait for the gender reveal.

studied for a huge exam during our honeymoon.. . 10 days in Egypt, i studied a few hours every day in the lobby, the only room with wifi.. Second educational path sucks sometimes. But it was a great time.

My teacher loves spiders though they do us a favor by getting rid of other pesky bugs too

Just wait til 48, missy XD

I would never survive through medical school, so I really commend every med student working hard so they can learn to save people's lives!

Just generally trying to explain what you do for a job to anyone who doesn't work that profession. And then they think they got it but you can tell they definitely did not

Sneaky little guy.

Dang it! Now I want a grilled cheese sandwich.

Eat it as single slice!

Moving a pic on word even once millimetre will cause the whole thing to become one big mess

I have the same kind of a*****e running my brain

I can down a 24oz Arabica “Ultra Caffeine” and feel pretty good......after a 10min nap....

haha this made me laugh really loud!!!!

That's why I wash and cut them all immediately and then preserve them in the freezer. Oooor.... I buy already frozen ones when available.

Circle, cone, heart, kidney, nephron, cylinder... Wait there's math in this? S**t...