If you can look at a broken situation and decide that a bungee cord, half a roll of duct tape, and complete confidence in yourself are all it’s going to take, you might just be a Redneck. And that’s not a bad thing! You can find a fix before someone else even finds the number of a professional.
Redneck engineering gets a bad rap because the results are objectively unhinged and occasionally load-bearing. But the internet has been collecting the best of them to give them the respect they deserve. These are the fixes that should not work, the repairs that would make a structural engineer dry heave, and the solutions so aggressively practical that they loop back around to brilliant. Duct tape was involved in most of them.
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Sheets Kept Coming Off The Bed, So I Sewed Some Underwear Elastic To The Corners
Nothing Quite Like Oversized Tires For The Car
Motorbike Saw
Boat Camping, Why Not?
top heavy ... heavy wave action will make things exciting real quick
Broken Headlight?
Air Freshener Using A Fan And A Fabric Softener Sheet
Redneck Soap Dispenser Xpost Perfectfit
At least they're washing their hands and using soap!
Flatscreen
The Owner Of The Building Where I Work Decided To "Fix" The Leaky Roof. The Tubing Goes To A Floor Drain
Do You Have An Obsolete Console And A Bike Without Handlebars?
No Snow Where I Live Yet, But I Really Wanted To Go Sledding
So My Toaster Dosen't Work Without The Button On The Right Being Down, But Now I Have To Use A Knife And A Bowl To Keep It On
I Don't Need A Got Dang Steering Wheel
A Little Love For Those European Rednecks!
Girlfriend Saw This
The Only Thing Missing Is A Lift For That Trailer. Smh
I Hate To Rake
Asked For A Hammer At Work Today
My Coworkers Bumper!
Redneck Server Farm
I looked at this and wondered what was missing. A clean room. But I have to admire that it is easier than normal to vacuum.
I Want To Know How That Car Got On The Truck?
I'm Sure It Keeps Him Quite Cool
Spare Door Knob? Perfect!
Redneck Bench Press
My TV Antenna Needed To Be A Foot Higher. So I Duct Taped It To A Rake
Feeling Hot?
He could have removed the fan base from the stand.
Best Grill In The Market
Was Told You Would Like My Dish Washing Video Hat. Makes Time Go By Much Faster! Never Doing Dishes Again Without It!
Is Yer Car Made Before 1989 And Lacking The Safety Features Y'all Family Deserves? No Problem!
No Bumper? No Problem! Just Slap Some Plywood And Paint On There And Call It A Day! (X-Post R/Shitty_car_mods)
Shower Heads Are Like $7
No Flag? No Problem
Sneak Your Drink Into Nascar!
Got Some Power Windows For My Truck
Ain't Got No Tailgate No More? Don't Matter Cause I Gots Some Plywood!
Strap Down That Dirt
Get your moisture content right and that will work. Not dry. And not too wet. The surface tension of the air-water interface holds the grains together. You hope.
My Best Guess: They Wanted To Move The Fireplace 2 Feet To The Right (Xpost From Crappydesign)
Broken Glasses? Break A Clothes Hanger. Sorted
Big Truck-Check. Deep Fryer-Check. Mullet. Check
Hand Me That There Duct Tape, Hon! I’m Fixin’ To Fix My Truck
I thought we were bad when we duct taped clear plastic over the broken rear window.
Let Me Just Tape This Shut
Don't Have A Razor?
Thought You Guys Would Like Me Xbox Headset
Needed To Grind Alot Of Pepper
My Brother Got An Apartment For Himself And Needed To Hang His Shower Curtain
Safety Is A Priority!
We Don't Have One Of Those Fancy Rich People Basters. We Have Duct Tape
Newegg's Brand New Product
Broken Lock. Lactose Intolerance, Uh Uh, Finds A Way
$50 For A New Hood Latch Thay Said. Forget That I Got A Bungee Cord
New G8!
House Cold? Redneck Insulation Can Help!
Cold Air Intake Done Right.
The Skin On My Boots Were Breaking So I Fixed Them
No Clean Dishes?
Who Needs Steel Bolts If You Got A Pen?
Hot Water Faucet Not Working, Got The Fix For You
Redneck Fixes, Estonian Edition
No Cufflinks? No Problem!
Lazyboy Abrams Edition 🤣
Ah Yes This Will Fix It
Redneck Ceiling Fan
Mounted My Phone To A Tripod With A Capo
Made One Of Them Fancy Rain Showers That All The Rich People Have
Gas-Cap Door Fixed
This Car With A Pickle Jar For A Headlight In A Walmart Parking Lot
Putting The "Fun" Back In Funeral
My Dad's Solution To A Bad Plug Fixture. Seems Legit
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