Yes, but geese go for your soul!!

I once assisted a friend who was doing a zoology PhD. about squirrel food hoarding behaviour. I was the nut distributor. I was supposed to put out a nut ever 5 minutes. Enough time for my friend to follow the squirrel who took it and record if it was eaten or buried (half the nuts had slightly cracked shells, half were in perfect condition.) Unfortunately, one nut every 5 minutes wasn't quick enough for the squirrels. They started climbing all over me and nipping me. For about 3 years after, whenever I walked through that park, I got followed by a mob of squirrels.

Depends where you live regarding the squirrels. I live in the countryside and the squirrels are very timid and scared of humans (lack of interaction). I’ve been to parks and they are very friendly because people give them food and they’re exposed to lots of humans who all are friendly or ignore them.

Says someone who has never had a run in with a Canada goose!

If they have the ability to go for your face, a goose will happily go for your face. That also hurts, goose biting face, had that happen.

WTF are you talking about? Geese can break your leg. Google Anatolian Shepherd dog, and then keep in mind that people who owned these used geese where Americans use guard dogs.

I was once chased into my house by a squirrel. It was on my roof with its babies, saw me look up at them, jumped into the nearest tree, bolted down to the ground and charged right at me. I had a bear mock charge me once and this was just as scary

I understand goosing, but how does one squirrel another? Go for the nuts?

I agree. I've raised several abandoned squirrels to release age and also have a flock of Canadian geese that like to walk onto my yard. The geese just waddle away when I go out herding them back to the water and in fact if they didn't leave so much poop and my dog's didn't want to eat it, I'd just hang out with them lol. I do feed 7 of them regularly as well.

I still haven't found the low-budget horror movie of my dreams: Squirrel Attack. One squirrel grows huge due to radioactive waste being dumped in the forest or something, and leads an army of squirrels to an ambush on a group of cabin-vacationers. The small squirrels attack by going for the face, but the big squirrel cracks human skulls like hazelnuts. There must be some hobby filmmaker out there looking for any idea to turn into a movie, feel free to have this one! Just let me know when it's done so I can watch it.

Geese mate for life, like swans.

"Should have come with the peanuts, Susan!" - squirrel

Noted.

As someone who's amassed a small squirrel army in my neighborhood who come when I call them & recognize the sound of my car coming or leaving home, I beg to differ.

I was bitten by a squirrel once and I didn't even get superpowers. So sad.

Yeah.... Geese just go for the A** & Ba**s!!

Squirrels are evil

Vets are terrifying, they go for your nuts.

I've never been surrounded by squirrels on a bike path.

Opossums are intelligent, I had one as a pet once.

As a Canadian who lives next to a field currently full of Canada geese. Aka velociraptors. I respectfully disagree.

What about Reese's?