I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

Noted. Cult joined.

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Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

No such thing as too much cheese.

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…

It is always helpful to learn some off-grid basic techniques. Since +/- 30 years more and more of our activities depend heavily on things circling the globe and can be switched off by the owner at any given time, without notice. Or fail, without the possibility to have a technician get it go within hours. Prepper craze is not necessary, but ask (grand)parents how they handled things before satnav and smartphone were a thing. And learn to read maps, understabd street signs giving directions and some basic navigation skills.

Dang, why not the 80's when we had to have a huge bundle of maps in our cars? (I was so proud of my comprehensive map collection - still can't bring myself to get rid of them. If the apocalypse comes, stop by my house, and I can drop you off anywhere in North America.)

Wait til they have to use a Tomas guide!

On the same show, there should be a group of boomers trying to figure out how to navigate Reddit and Tik Tok.

I'd like to take the younger generations back to the 70s when I was told how to ride a bike on public roads, read a map, climb a mountain, abseil back down that mountain and maintain safety in an up-turned canoe. Also, how to light a fire, house myself and eat safely in the wild, administer first aid, cook and mend my own clothing to an almost professional standard. All this by the time I was 10. Beat that electronically-addicted kids.

Would be funnier to give them a Windows 95 computer and watch them loose their mind before the computer boots up 😁😉

I would watch one that they had to use 60's tech, that would be more fun

Fold a map..

Maprquest? Feh, throw em a Thomas guide

Limewire ha ha 🤣

I would pay to see that video

No please make them use 70s or 80s tech.

My kids have Rand McNally road atlases and know how to read a map. The hours-long downloading bit was frustrating even in our own time when there was no other option than to walk away and do something else for a while (and hope nobody picked up the phone before your download was complete).

as someone who grew up with 60s/70s tech this is funny.

Might as well have them play some old school Super Nintendo games while you are at it.

And the dial-up modem time to get online.

Give them a 56k modem, and tell them to dial into the "big Kahuna" BBS located down in Pearl City.

90s tech, ha. Slide rule and sightings of stars for directions. And go to a corroboree to listen to a song.

Best I can offer. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-XdK8aq00g&list=PLwnD0jwK0yykev1NnCSmivIZy5aLLzPGs

As a former wildlife hospital volunteer, I would take a goose over a squirrel any day. Squirrels are terrifying, and they go for your face.

Flour 🤣🤣

That isn’t dumb for a 4-5 year old; it’s just the way they reason until they learn otherwise. Unfortunately, some people never seem to outgrow this level of reasoning.

Then it burns your house down....and now you have another emergency.

Good job! Keep challenging yourself.

I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward...

I was at a friend’s house. He said “make yourself at home!” So I kicked his a*s out because I hate visitors. And that’s when the fight started…

My alcoholic chain smoking neighbor was the one most concerned with me buying myself a cup of coffee once a week or so.

Adulthood? Sounds like typical adulthood to me.