I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

Noted. Cult joined.

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Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

Janitors are THE unsung heros of EVERY work place! Without them doing their job, EVERY workplace would come to a slimmy greasy halt within a month! As for shareholders, those are the useless blood sucking sacks of dog 💩 that we need to get rid of!

When I was a kid, we always loved the custodians; they were the cool adults that we wouldn't get in trouble with lol

My Sister lives in a very rural area and they only have 2 schools for the whole town. She was a custodian/janitor/teaching assistant and had to help cover both schools. She knew EVERYTHING about the Faculty, Students, Parents and the administration both personally and professionally. Hell, it doesn't matter where you work, I can guarantee that if you want dirt or gossip ALWAYS go to the housekeeping, janitors or custodians because they see and hear pretty much anything and everything that you can think of.

My now adult children's elementary school had two of the most genuinely loved janitors. One died in an accident on Thanksgiving Day. They weren't going to have the funeral until the day the kids went back to school. But the school decided to stay closed that day and all of the kids and parents were at the funeral. It was beautiful.

It's a good idea to respect the help.

Any job where you're not micromanaged and don't have to talk much seems like a pretty good job.

Be nice to the people serving lunch too!!! Every job deserves respect.

I am on good terms with the housekeepers around here (a resort) for sure. It’d be so stupid not to respect people that clean for a living given how much I hate cleaning myself.

Just be nice. They work as hard as anyone else, sometimes with few thanks.

In Japan children have to help clean. We should look into that.

We used to hate janitor at the elementary school. He was an a*****e.

"That clock is 10 minutes fast."

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

No such thing as too much cheese.

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…

It is always helpful to learn some off-grid basic techniques. Since +/- 30 years more and more of our activities depend heavily on things circling the globe and can be switched off by the owner at any given time, without notice. Or fail, without the possibility to have a technician get it go within hours. Prepper craze is not necessary, but ask (grand)parents how they handled things before satnav and smartphone were a thing. And learn to read maps, understabd street signs giving directions and some basic navigation skills.

As a former wildlife hospital volunteer, I would take a goose over a squirrel any day. Squirrels are terrifying, and they go for your face.

Flour 🤣🤣

That isn’t dumb for a 4-5 year old; it’s just the way they reason until they learn otherwise. Unfortunately, some people never seem to outgrow this level of reasoning.

Then it burns your house down....and now you have another emergency.

Good job! Keep challenging yourself.

I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward...

I was at a friend’s house. He said “make yourself at home!” So I kicked his a*s out because I hate visitors. And that’s when the fight started…

My alcoholic chain smoking neighbor was the one most concerned with me buying myself a cup of coffee once a week or so.

Adulthood? Sounds like typical adulthood to me.

What sort of idiot parents call their boy "The Day"?

They don't really like you complimenting them on their pretty black dresses either.

I can't wait to pull that on my daughter when we are shopping tomorrow.

He ain't much of a looker himself...

Recessive, submissive, all the same. Those poor genes must want to be loved