I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

Noted. Cult joined.

I may add bits of rag twisted and tied into vaguely humanoid shapes with long pins sticking out of them too. Kick it up a notch

Ah yes, Next Door; the hot bed of local conspiracy theories.

Keep along this path and as you get good at it you may start to look for higher quality weeds and start weaving baskets and such...

I did that with some branches from our honeysuckle bush--- it's still out in the yard 10 years later looking like I made it yesterday.

More like weedcraft

I cast small things in glass (skulls and bugs mostly) and leave them in people's yards sort of hidden, put them in round-abouts, and, sometimes, those small lending libraries that people leave books in. Don't know if it scares people but it tickles my fancy

I did this with sticks here on the farm and it got called satanic 😂 I couldn’t help but laugh at that one 😂 it’ was a cool shaped stick I just stuck in the ground upright etc

I like this idea. Sign me up.

Lol

That's awesome!

And she will start complaining about how so many of the neighbors' lawns have weeds!

We need more people like you.

I used to do this with pine needles..

Love this..

You're a good neighbor.

My wife gets on Next Door, lmao.

Ha, ha ... I love it !

I'm not sure where you live, but I'm on Nextdoor, (it's the only 'social media' I use because it's local), and I can just imagine someone on there worrying about these being 'signs of witchcraft'. Brilliant!

I will try to do that.

Nice idea. But here in Germany there as many crazy superstitions

But now we know it's you Drew G Mackie

I need extra upvotes. One is not enough for this post

Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

No such thing as too much cheese.

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…