Arahahahahhahaha! That's brilliant!

I've never understood the stigma with breastfeeding. It's a baby...she's feeding her baby. Most women do it so discretely you don't even know unless you're blatantly staring.

Lol that's a good one.

Good plan - you want trustworthy folks when you give birth on the trapeze.

Here in Namibia, if you do that, you've 25% chance of getting stabbed. No joke

They were warned!

Just get a temporary tattoo that says “Please don’t touch me. My mommy WILL slap you!” 😂

Not sure assault is a good idea. Not everyone respects the whole "she is pregnant, better not hit her" because after all, no one is pregnant in the face.

Brilliant! 😄

That's just inappropriate. You're annoying me so I kick you rather than being an adult and asking for personal space.

Not funny for me. Why being aggressive? Just say NO.

Maybe they're just complimenting your looks? Some people do that.

Who the hell thinks it's their place to ask such questions???

Instead of "current news item" you could also have used "the distrust in the ability of caring fathers".

Awesome come back!

When I was pregnant, Tylenol and caffeine were my go to for migraine

I would have made her buy me a new one. No idea what she might have

True story: I go to work everyday with a very large bottle were i have a big portion of coffee! I had a nosy colleague that thought it was her business to tell me i drink too much coffee (please for your own safety don't say these things to people that didn't have their coffee yet first thing in the morning). I told her it was just vodka so i can handle the idiots and she shut up!

Exactly! "We're hoping for a human"

Muahahaha...These are awesome!

@suzanne well.. she answered honestly

Or when you are their doctor and it is relevant to the medical procedure you are about to perform/drugs you are prescribing. Which coincidentally is also the only time it's any of your damn business.

I'm stealing this!

"Oh, don't you know? Amazon delivers babies now, too. Brought to your home carefully by a drone" ♡

I was picking up some formula from the store on my way home from work when the woman who was behind me in line made a comment about how much better breast milk is when I turned to her and said, "Thanks lady, but in case you didn't notice; I don't exactly have the right glands for the job".

I like that.

When I was 13, my 3 year old sister decided it was funny to call me Mama out in public. The looks I got were great.

Once a scolded an unknown Old lady..she grabbed an hand of my 6 m.o old baby.. and was trying to kiss the hand "but I'm not kissing him on the cheek!and I'm not sick.." "you know what Is the first thing a baby put in his mouth? His hand.."

It's like the old joke where woman 1 says, "I got this 24pk of beer for my husband." and woman 2 smiles and says, "Good trade!"

Why tf would people ask???

"Natural"? Really? Until they figure out how to make eggs and sperm in a laboratory, all babies are natural.

It's fine for a woman to have alcohol in moderation when pregnant. The reason doctors say not to have any is because there are those who don't know what moderation is and drink to excess with the excuse that the doctor said it was okay.

Not the first time I've heard of this.... and we all have an Eric. Thank you.

Hope she is doing okay

I hate that. I have stomach issues, and sometimes my belly is flat, and other times I look about 8 months pregnant. I wear stretchy pants due to this, and it can be a matter of two minutes after I eat something before I expand to full size.

Husband: "I also have a twin brother." Let the stranger sit on that wrinkle to their rudeness.