And hair...

yeah... it sucks

Hell is here, and we are the devils - or the angels. We get to choose.

Comfort show. I get it.

Possibly L is much smaller than we think - civilisations capable of space travel may well use up their planet's resources and go extinct. Look around you.

The coin cannot simultaneously land both 'heads' and 'tails'

Once More with Feeling

...and then that clone will grow up, and have a more successful life than me. And then I grow old, and instead of wishing I could be a younger version of myself, I just wish I could be the clone version of myself, that I never was. But then they end up dying before me... redefining the entire notion of existential crisis. I'm thinking veggie wrap? What are you getting?

That's as timely and helpful as, "to make a long story short", which has never been said soon enough to accomplish that mission.

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Nectarines. They taste similar to peaches, and they don't have the weird fuzz.

*forgets it right when you get out*

That's a lazy answer. Rewrite it. Then rewrite it again. Don't like that? Stop writing. Don't like that? Good for you. Keep writing. Haha. The reward is yours to define. Don't like that? Then why are you writing? Keep going.

When my computer malfunctions, I reboot it. If you're crying over missing a green light, then it's time to take a time out. That's fair.

WELL NOT UNTIL NOW

Listening is a key skill in friendship. And in nearly everything else

Well, that depends on WHICH Spiderman you think is hot. Like Miguel O'Hara. He's SMOKING.

Some people carry a 'fact field' around with them, they change reality merely by speaking. Contradict them at your peril, their powers are greater than truth. We are told.

Might still need it. Just not from you...

My opinions are sacrosanct, yours are ill-informed and illogical. I have a right to my opinions; and you have a right to my opinions, too