27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?”

Everyone had a so-called clown in their school. You know, the one that would constantly pull pranks, misbehave, and just get detentions for their antics; well, the thing is, sometimes this kind of behavior can get completely out of control!

"Why did that one kid get expelled?" – this web user took to one of Reddit's favorite communities, inviting its members to recount tales of their classmates getting the boot.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” This wasn’t the “official” reason but this kids dad was piping down the principles wife so the faculty basically hazed this kid into getting expelled. They would make jokes about his clothes, hygiene, and home life which didn’t make sense because this kids family had a lot of moneybags he was a clean kid. The teachers bullying him finally made him crack and in the middle of a big altercation, with the principle in class, the kid yelled, “I’m glad my daddy is f****n your wife, I’m just pissed he didn’t give me a pass at her.” The whole class lost it and the principle cried.

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PurpleDoople 1 year ago

Free him, kid didn’t deserve it

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Peeing on a teacher who wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom

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RabidChild 1 year ago

Seems fair.

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Lindiwe Ngwevela 1 year ago

The expulsion or the peeing?

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CascadedFalls 1 year ago (edited)

Justified. Suppressing the urge to use the restroom and holding in your urine, can result in significant long-term harm, elevating the chances of infection and can lead to kidneys and bladder issues.

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

I had a student in high school with a severe bladder disorder. I gave him a seat by the door and told him "If you have to go, catch my eye and leave. If you can't catch my eye, leave anyway."

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Jeff (He/They) 1 year ago

Just wanna say that you're amazing

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Leslie B 1 year ago

It's horrible to deny a child the right to use the bathroom. Holding it in can cause problems. Morons.

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Fay Louise 1 year ago

I went to an all girls school and in Yr 9 we had this male teacher who was really strict about bathroom breaks. I remember once he denied a break to a girl in my class and she said to him, "sir, if you don't let me go I'm literally going to be sitting in a pool of blood by the end of the lesson." He went BRIGHT red and started shuffling on his seat, dropped his eyes and just sort-of jerked his head at the door. Never had a problem again with him and bathroom breaks. (Not a very mature attitude given ~half the population of fertile age menstruates, but this was approx 20 years ago.)

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Lizzie Lola 1 year ago

I always told my kids to "inform" their teachers they were going, not "ask". (And to just go if the teacher tried to argue) But, this works, too.

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 1 year ago

"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"

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Poison Ivy/Boo 1 year ago

Upvote for Snape reference.

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DC 1 year ago

This, I have considered doing a few times, too. Because ... oh, where to start? A lot of teacers were reasonable about this ... but, those who weren't really went to baffling lengths in order to make us suffer. Yes, make us suffer - "You shoulda gon inna break!". In 8th grade, I had to threaten our math teacher that I'd pee into her bag, wouldn't she unlock the door. After a week and a few days, with this issue coming up again and again and again, we decided that, as talking reason into those who refuse didn't work, we'd need to one-up the means we use, and we talked to the principal, who before had been our class teacher. He refused, too, until we discovered the magic spellword "Brandschutzrecht", and stated that a door being locked during class is by no means justified, even not allowed at all. The locked door, at least, wasn't an issue anymore, the bathroom visits and permission thereof still were, but we opted for ignoring whenever some teacher tried to prohibit any of it.

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colombian cat girl 🇨🇴 1 year ago

lol

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Tee Rat 1 year ago

"Peedom!" Teacher was lucky it was only urine.

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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago

Pee E.

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Dread Pirate Roberts 1 year ago

LOL I honestly don't feel bad for the teacher.

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Briana Kessler 1 year ago

Not letting ANYONE go use the toilet is abuse. What's next? No water?

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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago (edited)

I did that in 3rd grade. New school and the rule was you had to raise your hand. I didn't know that, so I just got up. The teacher was like, "Um, excuse me? Where do you think you're going?" I told her I was going to the restroom. She said I'd have to wait until recess (another 20 minutes or so) and I said, "No. I'm going now. I know when I need to pee" and started walking out. She literally tried to physically prevent me from leaving the room. I (f) just spread my legs and pissed all over her pretty suede boots. My parents came to the school and I'm pretty sure that teacher has never forgotten the large IRATE man that chewed her a new a**hole, and my Mom, being a burse, let fly with all of the medical issues that can stem from not allowing a child (especially female) to use the restroom in a timely fashion.

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Susan Raskin 1 year ago

sometimes you have to question authority

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Tulin Da Borb 1 year ago

To be fair I would do that too, one of my old teachers absolutely hated kids going to the bathroom and once I had to go to the bathroom twice (2 hours apart) and she yelled at me because it was only “5 minutes”

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Alex the great 1 year ago

Teacher should be fired.

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Steve Robert 1 year ago

Guess the kid was pretty piissed off!

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Never Snarky 1 year ago

I had a teacher who wouldn't let me go to the bathroom even though I had a note from my doctor explaining why I needed to go so often. I was in the 2nd grade and generally intimidated by the nuns, but one time I just got up and walked out. She chased me down the hall yelling the whole time. I did make it to the bathroom on time - barely. I was allowed to switch classrooms after that. B***h.

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Cooking Panda 1 year ago (edited)

Should've expelled the teacher

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

I want to know how old the kid was and was it accidental or did they stand on the desk and aim at the teacher?

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David Henry 1 year ago

That's what you get?

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Jessany Trotter 1 year ago

Seems like a justified retaliation 🤷‍♀️

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Munchkin 1 year ago

First day I started secondary school I had awful cystisis. In my first class the teacher said if you ever need the toilet just raise your hand. I drank so much water that morning I was about to burst. Raised my hand..wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom

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Tomasz Jackowski 1 year ago

Why wouldn't you let a child go pee, what kind of weird power trip is that

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Leigh 1 year ago

My friend just said she was cruising the crimson tide and the male teacher said just go!

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Royal Stray 1 year ago

Gross but fair

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Klopec 1 year ago

Good for him!

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Running through the cafeteria at lunch naked with a backpack on that he set on fire.

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glowworm2 1 year ago

I'm picturing this! 🤣

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” This is one of my favorite stories:

Setting: high school in a rural area many years ago
We were seniors

I'm in welding class one day and I overhear a couple kids talking at one of the welding stations(booths with concrete on 3 sides, open top, and a curtain behind you). I hear them talking about welding an object to the metal welding table. Of course I'm curious so I peak around the corner and see they are both looking at a spray bottle of pressurized axe body spray. I immediately realize this will go poorly, being a pressurized and flammable substance. So I butt in and say that's a bad idea.

Both these idiots cut me off and tell me to f off (I played football against them and their rival high school and we never got along super well) So I said whatever f you guys too and walked across the room where I can see the teacher and their booth and made myself look busy while watching these clowns. Sure enough(I didn't think they'd actually do it)I see the curtain shut, spark spark and boom! Flames shot out the top about 10 feet and this idiot comes busting out of the booth like a character in a cartoon hair back up and schinged soot all over his face and a big look of shock on his face. Teacher was red faced and yelled at this moron for a solid 5 minutes and stormed out with both these guys. Last I heard they were expelled from that school.

I will never forget that smell. Axe and burnt hair

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Neb Skram 1 year ago

yum axe and burnt hair bet that smelled real good

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Playing kickball in gym class kid kicked his shoe off and his bag of weed came flying out right to the teachers feet!

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Pedantic Panda 1 year ago

Grassed himself up.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Thought he was funny and decided to grab the SRO (student resource officers) gun. Our SRO also happened to be part of SWAT. He did this as we all left end of day, crowded hall. I remember this vividly over 20 years later. This was also post Columbine by like a month. Kid got slammed into a wall put in cuffs. Arrested and expelled immediately

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Pedantic Panda 1 year ago

Wonder what country this was?

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Shelly was a girl in my sister's grade when we were in high school. It was a VERY strict Christian school. Shelly and Chris got caught kissing on campus. They got expelled and all of us in junior high and high school had to congregate for a student assembly so Chris and Shelly could each publicly apologize in a speech to all of us for kissing on campus.

Years later, there was understandably a state of upset among other students as two teachers were caught French kissing on campus while others kept walking around them. And nothing bad happened to the teachers. Rules for the kids but the adults did not have to follow the same rules.

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Hokuloa 1 year ago

Wait what? If I’m getting expelled then there is no way I’m apologizing privately OR publicly.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He brought a gun to school and posted it on snapchat. instantly got caught and expelled. stupidest thing anyone has ever done but also a blessing in disguise

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Hokuloa 1 year ago

Ugh. So dumb it hurts

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Russian exchange student in high school. Chased a squirrel, caught it, it bit him, so he swung it by the tail against a tree.

He was expelled for having a detailed map of the school with locations where he wanted to place bombs and a list of students he wanted to kill and how he was going to do it.

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RabidChild 1 year ago

Poor squirrel.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He kicked my friend in the a*s so hard it broke his tail bone.

He literally broke my friend's a*s

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Leslie B 1 year ago

Ouch! I've bruised my tailbone before by tripping down the stairs. Took months to heal.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Happened in Kindergarten. There was a kid named Dexter who had severe anger issues.

Every day a small group of kids would get certain "jobs" to do around the classroom, such as line leader, table cleaner, etc.. Dexter got the table cleaner position and he was absolutely livid since he wanted to be line leader.

What started off as a screaming fit escalated into him throwing scissors around the class, biting the teachers hand, shattering a window with his flying scissors, breaking the tank that housed the class gerbils, and just trashing the entire classroom.

The rest of the students had to evacuate the class while the teacher and principle attempted to restrain him. Security had to get involved. Never saw him again after that day

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RabidChild 1 year ago

Were the gerbils ok?

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” For spraying the fire extinguisher in the principals face after he called him short 🤣

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Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

I hope this didn't cause physical damage, those chemicals can be nasty.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He just kept s******g his pants. There was nothing wrong with him. He just kept doing it.

Same place, same time, everyday… right after recess when we lined up to go inside he’d just let loose… the fattest and wettest fart/s**t you’d ever heard, and it would echo through the silent hallway for literally everyone in the grade to hear.

At first we thought it was just embarrassing for him, but by the time week 2 came around, we were all convinced he was doing it intentionally. I have no explanation because he was kicked out after like 3 months of consistently doing it.

Edit: I nearly forgot, he would announce to everyone he s**t himself too by saying (and I quote) “….WHOOPS….. Iiii pooped myself”.

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Brainmas 1 year ago

There was definitely something wrong with him.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Guy grew up doing Muay Thai, boxing and wrestling. Forgot where he was during a wrestling match and threw a spinning back fist that knocked his opponent clean out. He was completely mortified once he realized what he did.

Straight A student, star athlete, and genuinely good guy. The class president even addressed it and organized protests and walk outs until he was reinstated. Even the guy that got knocked out and his parents forgave him and supported us. He did get reinstated but wasn't allowed to wrestle or box anymore. Not sure what the coaches pulled to allow him to play football. He eventually quit football too his senior year and was never really the same.

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The wee giant 1 year ago

This is kind of sad.

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Class clown. Chemistry class. Dude caused another students experiment to react violently and blinded her. Half a dozen students saw him do it and heard him say he didn’t like her because she was smart. He was in prison 4 years later. Dead 6 years after that.

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

I hope it was temporary blindness at most

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Put laxatives in a pregnant teachers coffee. She miscarried 2 days later. F****r was 12.

Or the guy who brought a shotgun to school.

Edit: Apparently, laxatives have very little correlation to miscarriages. Also, it is apparently called a stillbirth not a miscarriage, thank you for correcting me

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Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago (edited)

12 years old is old enough to know better, even if it wasn't the laxatives that caused the miscarriage, it's still a s****y (pun not intended) thing to do.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” So it didn’t happen to me but my friend was expelled for taking a s**t in the teachers purse.

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Yet another what the f**k. Are human ok?

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” he sprayed another student with zippo fluid and was attempting to set the student on fire when he was tackled.

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Jesus f**k.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He made a bomb threat online. Most of the school skipped out the day he did because they didn't want to blow up. I was one of the poor souls with no social media so I came in to school, not knowing there was a frickin' BOMB THREAT! I also had a mom who was unfazed and just told me, "You'll be fine. Go to class," when I called her.

I didn't learn until the next day that he had been apprehended and expelled. What scared me was I knew him for years and he never seemed like the kind of person to go that far. He was a class clown, but I never thought he would take that as even a joke. Apparently he did have a bomb, but it thankfully never made it to the school grounds.

EDIT: Spelling. Also, wow! I didn't imagine this would blow up like this. Thank you for the likes. However, I would like to say that while my mom made a mistake, that doesn't make her a bad parent. We have a really good relationship and I love her. She regrets the fact that she left me scared with little to no information, but she knew I would be fine. It was me who didn't know at the time.

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Monday 1 year ago

Hey! A friend of mine had a similar threat situation but she was an intern not a student. She was working as the school counselor at this really rough high school and a bomb threat was called in. She and the student she was working with came out after their session to find the entire school empty....they made their way out to the front and found the bulk of the school chilling in the graveyard across the street (yes it was a weird setup). Upon asking the teachers what was going on the head teacher cheerfully explained that a bomb threat was called in but nobody told the counsellor because "We didn't want to interrupt your session". Threat ended up being bogus but she (understandably) complained to our uni and got reassigned. TLDR: School counsellor was left alone with her client in a school after a bomb threat was made because nobody bothered to warn her.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Broke a kids legs for no reason, i was there and the pain I felt as I watch his leg go straight to bent, he kicked his knee from the side and completely dislocated his leg, the kid is in a wheelchair now

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Poor dude :(

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He started a fire in some backpacks. This was in elementary school like 91-92ish and we were in like 2nd grade. After that no one was allowed to go into the hall unattended (backpacks were in a weird corridor in the hallway outside the pod of classrooms).

Another one was the only male cheerleader beat someone to a pulp for making fun of him being a cheerleader. The fight was huge, interrupted all the classes and hundreds of student watched this cheerleader in uniform just pummel this other guy. They ended up outside the school in the middle of the street. Several teachers had to step in and stop the fight. I believe the cheerleader would have killed the kid if someone didn't intervene.

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Tee Rat 1 year ago

I don't get this, even in the 80's we knew there was no joke to be made about male cheerleaders. They spent all their time with the hot girls. (That is speaking from a teenage POV)

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” He kept getting caught having sex in the gymnastic room. They literally had cameras in the room and he kept bringing girls there between classes. Got caught like 5 times before he got expelled

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Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

What about the girls

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Walked out of English class to talk to another kid in the hall. The teacher was real lax so she didn't care he walked out to talk to this guy. Fight breaks out in the hall. Teacher runs out, other teachers come help break up the fight. One teacher asks the kid that walked out class why they were fighting and he said "He stole my weed."
Kid who left class was selling and the kid in the hall tried to walk off without paying.
Any other BS excuse would have just got him suspended.

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Terry Tobias 1 year ago

The teacher didn't care that the kid just walked out of the classroom?!

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” The final straw was when he lit a cigarette in French class and refused to put it out. Smoked it all. He was 13. I see him every now and again and he’s a mess

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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 1 year ago

To be fair, it was French class.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Planned a food fight that turned into a riot with property damage and then fled from the police

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margarita pizzaaaa 1 year ago

uh oh

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Got drunk on contraband screwdrivers at lunch and went to driver's ed. Crashed into some school busses parked on the driving course.

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Ephemeral Mochi 1 year ago (edited)

i forgot screwdriver can be a term for a beverage and was very confused as to how one gets drunk off of tools

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He told everyone what tampons are for.

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Scotty 1 year ago

Religious schools are the worst.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Baited a very mentally unwell homeless man into the school for the giggles, man had a knife and after being refused fries from the school cafeteria threw a tantrum on the tables

Nobody was hurt but the kid was expelled for threatening future safety. The school made him take it down and this was in 2012 but there used to be a video on YouTube of the incident

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TheStanleyParableAdventureLine 1 year ago

As a line, I’m very upset. Homeless people have it rough.

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” Middle school. He was really into assassins creed (video game and main character is an assassin). He also seemed like a slightly depressed/edgy kid.

I became friends with him during his last 2-3 weeks. He told me he wanted to make a cool stabby blade thing that shoots out of his sleeve like in the video game. I told him that would be cool (but I was never dumb enough to do it myself). He actually made it and brought it to school. We spent a couple of days of recess and lunch running around and I watched him terrorize some of the kids, including myself. I never thought he’d harm anyone though.

Someone must’ve told on him. School supervisor guy came in, asked for him and his backpack, and he never came back.

I think I saw him a few years later and he thought I was the one that told on him. I tried to deny it but didn’t want to risk getting into an argument.

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Kid said he was going to play a prank on a teacher. It turned out to be a Molotov through his windshield.

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Der Kommissar 1 year ago

Molotov himself? He died in 1986, so it must have been his wife, or other relative

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27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?” I got expelled for a fight. Had to get a lawyer to get back into school.

25-30 people got suspended for a food fight.

Had a friend get expelled for a fight with the star quarterback. He never went back to school.

Rough year.