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There’s a lot of quality humor to be found on social media—it’s great if you ever need a quick pick-me-up after a long day at work or school. Whatever you might think of X (formerly Twitter), you can’t deny that there are some top-tier everyday comedians on there!

The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ account (ironically, on Instagram) shares some of the very best humorous content shared on X, and we’ve collected some of the top posts to brighten up your day, Pandas. Scroll down for a good dose of laughter and goofiness!

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    The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ project is very popular with the Instagram crowd. It prides itself on “posting the funniest tweets you’ll ever read.” At the time of writing, the curator of the page had attracted a jaw-dropping 1.6 million followers.

    Of course, this didn’t just happen overnight. No! It took years of hard work and consistent posting. The Instagram account will be celebrating its 10th anniversary this year. 

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    ammara
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every pakistani house has it too. I am sure we didn't invent it though. But our moms generally are keepers of things that "might come in handy someday"

    Ruthie R
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's universal too, I have drawers and cupboards full of junk that "might come in handy someday" (and I'm not even a mother) - we're all far more alike than different.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia they often had a cloth tube bag with a drawstring at each end to put the bags in

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Le Bag'! My mum had one of those things ^-^ LOL, a great example of adding 'le' in front of something so it's 'fancier'

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was born in Cuba. Once, in our Long Island, house, she was throwing out the plastic garbage bags, wondering out loud why “white people keep them.” Decades later, I still feel a little like a culture traitor when saving my grocery bags.

    Phoenix
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do come in handy though. I donated mine to the school district for kids to take their lunches home in when they went back to school after covid but weren't allowed to serve lunch in the cafeteria yet. I had so many they put out a notice that they didn't need any more after they got mine, lol.

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    Weaponized Beef
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard white middle-aged American guy here, and I'm sorry to report that my family also has a bag o' bags. Though I do roll mine into little rosebuds to save space.

    Lauren Caswell
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every NZ house used to have it. They banned plastic grocery bags a while back, now we have piles of re-useable ones and paper ones 😅 I actually sold an older plastic bag with an older supermarket logo to a collector. It's a nostalgia thing now. But it's not better. Like, i used to use plastic grocery bags as bin liners, now I need to buy bags to use, but at least they are biodegradable I guess. They feel weird lol. (im a bit squeamish about bin germs, in that the amount of chemicals id be using daily to wash my bin if I didn't use a bag would be just as bad environmentally)

    censorshipsucks
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Africa here. Everyone has a bag of bags in their house. Ironically, we're supposed to re-use them because they charge like ZAR 1 per bag at the grocery shop. However, you always forget the bag of bags at home, meaning you end up buying more of them and adding them to the collection.

    Alison Marchand
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the "plastic bag full of plastic bags" is evolving into the "reusable bag full of reusable bags" 😅

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Culture difference! I as a Finn have a narrow cabinet filled with plastic bags where I just shove new ones in the front instead of the bag of bags, just like my parents taught me.

    Winnie the Moo
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m white and I do this, my whole family does. I think it’s universal human…

    Valerie Woods
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southern American homes, too! To make things not make sense, I also have a collection of Aldi reusable bags because I keep leaving them at home. :(

    Mario Strada
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a paper bag full of paper bags. Does that count? I have one in the kitchen for recycling and one in the car for groceries. I am not Armenian.

    Id row
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this religiously for decades, then they did away with plastic bags and now the reusable ones are taking over my house. I have hundreds and get more every time I shop because I shop online. I used every single plastic bag I got, they were so handy, but the reusable ones can't be used that way and seems like such a waste to throw them away. I try to give them away whenever possible.

    The Mom
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plastic bags we keep litter our floor because the cat plays in them.

    Kosh1k
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I maintain the Mother Bag too, as did my parents before me. They come in handy for various tasks (Throwing out cat litter, makeshift tarp, wrapping them around stuff for transport).

    Racing Tadpole
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan does it better with beautifully folded bags.. but most shops have boxes out near the checkout

    Karen Rutland
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I’m eco-conscious , I have a CLOTH bag full of plastic bags!

    Robert Trebor
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got at least three bags of bags waiting to go to the recycle bin at the market.

    Michelle C
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also true of just about every Irish-American and Jewish family I have ever met (I’m both.).

    Paul Gerrard
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My government banned this. We cannot buy or be given free plashic bags at all now. If it were people its genocide but what is the word for a wiped out cultural practice? Thanks Australia

    Juniper
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a Dutch-Ashkenazi household, and we have it too. *shrugs*

    Ottoman
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also experienced "every ethnicity thinks they invented the Danish cookie tin full of sewing supplies."

    Nadine
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Polish people are the keepers of all food containers and bags.

    R Dennis
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all of them. Family Guy even did a joke about it with Lois saying "I'm saving them for my children!"

    Steve Robert
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At ten cents a bag, most people have more money sitting in a kitchen draw than in their checking accounts.

    Giraffy Window
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every maritime Canadian, except now it's re-useable bags clumsily stuffed into a re-useable bag.

    neil jagurdo
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kinds of things that give one hope for humanity.

    Molly Whuppie
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have this in Australia, but now its a paper bag full of paper bags, because we banned single use bags.

    Mabelbabel
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my high school teachers (way back early 80s) used to use an old plastic bag to carry his work stuff in-it was so creased that you could barely see the logo, and he only changed it when it was totally wrecked. He taught history but ran a club in the school that tidied up graveyards, picked litter and scrubbed graffiti. He used to get ribbed on for looking like a hobo, but he was definitely well ahead of the curve when it comes to recycling.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I have one in the kitchen and one in each bathroom (for used cat litter...).

    STress (I/me)
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Croatia, this practice exists since at least 16th century... :P

    wuchi51
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just shows we are all brothers from different mothers

    Mike D
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colorado-so trying to get rid of plastic bags, so along with a bag of good used bags, I have a box of brand new bags.

    Anna Meyers
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but only Wisconsinites say it cute. Check out Charlie Berens or Google "bag of bags."

    Kate
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I had a "bag of bags" before California ditched single use plastic bags. Never even been to Wisconsin, don't know anyone from there. I do know a guy who's a Packers fan, but that's it.

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    However many people might enjoy X as a social network, it isn’t without its flaws and controversies. As reported by The Guardian, after Elon Musk took over Twitter in October 2020 (and rebranded it as X in July 2023), the social media platform has lost a whopping 71% of its value.

    So, a network that was bought for $44 billion (yes, ‘billion’ with a ‘b’) has lost nearly three-quarters of its worth in less than two years. This is staggering.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This begs the question, what are they going to do before my next colonoscopy?

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    It’s not just the network’s value that’s dropped. Many users have been leaving the platform en masse after Musk’s takeover and ensuing changes. X’s monthly user numbers dropped around 15% in the first year since the entrepreneur bought it.

    These users were concerned over the rise of hate speech and disinformation on X. Meanwhile, Musk has reduced the moderation of content and cut around half of all employees. 

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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this one, I wanna watch it. If not MTV, it'd be a great segment on a late night show

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    There’s no ‘perfect’ formula for having your posts go viral on social media. However, there are lots of small things that you can do. Then—with a bit of luck—you might find hundreds, thousands, and sometimes even millions of people enjoying your content. One of the most essential things that you can do is make your content relatable.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lab grown diamonds are literally the exact same thing as natural diamonds....minus all the bloodshed

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32 I've abandoned the quest and I'm hiding from everything and everyone trying to read and hide

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    Naturally, different people have different interests and senses of humor. So no matter what kind of content you post, you won’t be able to make everyone happy. And that’s all right. Content creators need to embrace this fact. They can then think about the type of audience they want to attract with their favorite content.

    Are the content creators aiming for broad(er) appeal with non-offensive posts and dad jokes? Or do they want to have a more niche fan base that enjoys more unique interests or slightly edgier jokes and dark humor?

    Whatever the case may be, it’s important to be consistent once you make that choice. You can’t cover everything and anything on a single social media account because your audience won’t know what to expect.

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    On the flip side, if your fans know for a fact what they get when they follow you, they’re more likely to stick around. Say that you’re big on posting humorous remarks about your daily life. Many people love that!

    Ideally, you’ll keep doing that. If you were to suddenly pivot and start posting car memes or political commentary, you’d only confuse your audience.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, when I used to partake of the herb, I used to get high as hell and do EVERYBODY'S laundry. It was not a chore then.

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    Though you don’t have to focus on humor in your posts if you don’t want to, the simple fact is that it helps you stand out. If your jokes and insights are original and genuinely funny, folks will remember you.

    Making others laugh and smile is a very powerful thing. Combine that with some authenticity on your part (instead of just playing a specific character), and you’ve got something special.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly does this work? She has not had a chance to get to the first window yet so how did you have a receipt by the second window? Maybe it's because I'm not from America but here we have 3 windows, first to order, second to pay, and third to collect. It seems there you order and pay at the first window and second one you pick up, which makes sense, but how did anyone know what food she wanted? I guess they went to ask her?

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    We’d love to hear which of these posts made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Which ones did you enjoy the most? Did you send any to your friends? What do you personally think helps people go viral on social media? You can tell us all about it in the comment section.

    In the meantime, for some more awesome content from ‘Really Dumb Tweets,’ feel free to check out Bored Panda’s earlier features about the account.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My crotch fruit is more likely to leave random lights on and lose the remote. Maybe I’m doing this parent thing wrong. But my new random push is I’m making him get his own drink when he asks, he’s seven, fully capable. He’s my only so I know I do too much for him, I’m trying though.

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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday to make money 💰. To everyone say no duh 🙄 noooo u don't say heavy sarcasm unless anyone is to thick to get it

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got accused of cheating, because my pen ran out of ink halfway through, and I had to switch to a new one, and I obviously cheated, cuz the ink changed halfway through... WTF? It was handed out to me at the beginning of class, was done there with the teacher watching, and was handed in within less than 30 minutes. I always get A's on tests, and don't do my homework. Turns out I'm autistic.. joke's on them.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is ridiculous. I get the teachers were still trying to manage behavior and consequences are necessary but zoom detention? You know that the kid is going to be doing something fun just out of frame right?

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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've watched a few when the wife binged them from time to time. They really do paint women in an awful light. Usually wrong, making bad decisions, sometimes out of spite. Trying way too hard at something they should easily be and to judge isn't possible in the time allotted etc. and then "saved" by the sensible man who's been shaking his head at her the whole movie

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a northern Canadian , growing up it was the complete opposite. We went shopping (or mom made) costumes that were intentionally huge for our snow suits to fit underneath, and the first time I saw a movie with kids trick-or-treating in pretty princess gowns that weren't covered up, and NO SNOW on the ground, I was mind blown.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, this is me. I usually explain after the first long pause though 😅

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. When it goes from being a kindness to a guilt trip it's time to break the chain.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a friend named Elizabeth who goes by Liz and her childhood nickname that she still uses as an adult is Lizard.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a phone once. held on to it waiting fora call so I could find the owner, meet up, and hand it over. it finally rang and they threatened me so I took it t the nearest carrier store. good luck

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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes men and all their horror make me feel really discouraged about being alive and the future of the planet and humanity. And then I remember women exist and it feels like being hugged by your favorite person simultaneously wrapping you in your favorite blanket fresh out of the dryer.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fluff my feathers" I'm pleased, irritated, or shocked. A multi purpose expression

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That accurately describes my freshman year of college. On Monday get assigned to read page 1 to 131 by Wednesday,

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Pancake? As in a singular Pancake? He is clearly some kind of monster.

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