Someone stole the toilet out of the local precinct office, and the cops have nothing to go on...

Yeah. Maybe not all but most for sure.

The ones it can't solve would be easier to bear

Rich people say "money doesn't buy happiness" because they don't want poor people to eat them.

Most of us would settle for a more comfortable misery in this life.

I have had no money. I grew up with a father who litterlay didnt care to feed me. There are so much value in what is free, and people with too much privledge will have a harder time finding it. Also true story ❤️❤️❤️

If you already solved for the problems money doesn't help with, then yes, money will solve the remaining ones.

"Money doesn't make you happy!" is a sentence that is so wrong because it's partially true. Worrying makes you unhappy. Many worries are related to money, or to a lack thereof. This sort of unhappiness, goes away with money coming. It's different if you're already above the level of income that allows to meet all your needs, as then, another bill in the mail won't throw you off. From no car to a basic Golf or so, is a major step. From there to a small, used, Ferrari, still is a large step, but from the previous model V8 to a current V12, it doesn't add much anymore, and having a 2nd top notch sports car, just adds to it all that you have to chose between them - that doesn't make happier anymore. But, the above still checks out to so many of us, that the conclusion that money doesn't make happy simply can't.

Every Single Problem. Yes.

Maybe it shouldn’t, but it does. That’s the kinda world we live in.

Mi main problem is money. The lack of it

Why, exactly, is "bruh" censored? Or did he spell it "brah"? Because after all, we all know how filthy and foul the horrible word 'bra' is. /s..... Or maybe he said, "Bish...." (as in 'b***h, plz') and we also all know how horrific the word 'is' is. /sssss

It wont fix your grammar.

I really felt that one. I hope you're ok now, homeless guy.

It’s flawless? Have you been to a college frat party?

Great response!

Grandma sharing things they had to do back in her day

Great investment! Let it continue!

This is so stinkin cute

Your parent is dying? $24 please.

Makes sense

This seems like a conflict of interest 😅 or no?

Oh look the backstory for the PhD-having-villain

Wouldn't it be great if we could do that as adults!

Thats like 3 m&M's

"Mystery pug" 😄

And it obviously worked, too.

One of the problems vampires face in the modern world.

At least he's honest with himself

He's already got the Dad jokes down! 😂

50% of Earth's population is nodding and smiling.

I can relate. I get so done with the smell and effort of my own cooking that I'm sick of it by the time it's ready to eat. And then I have to clean it all up. Not worth it!

Fave podcasts, anyone? I like “Behind the Bastards.”

Gives the same energy as that video Steve from Blues Clues put out a while ago

This is adorable

Why do you think he wants to take her out? She works where all the money is!

Way back when, when I was in 5th grade, my family moved from the South to Massachusetts. It was a shock to find that Lee/Jackson Day and Jeff Davis’ birthday weren’t holidays

That's not fair. Country guy has a job. He's always either the shrimp sorter at the grocery store or the nail remover for a local remodeling conglomerate.

Ngl, that's kinda hot. Did you use conditional formatting? Yeah, I bet you did!

😂

If it is car insurance then yes, UK insurance companies pull the numbers out of their arses.

I'm trying to work out how 'uncle roy' thought it was in any way acceptable to divulge personal information like this.

Savagery at its best!

Some things never change.

Kings 😂 when I was a server, youths tended to tip terribly, if at all (which I didn’t mind since they were probably using their own allowance or something).

I gotta tell ya, by the time you get a Masters, that joke is well past its use by date.

Dad's been waiting for this day ever since you were 16

Just one time you kill someone and forever you are known as a murderer!

One of my best friends from childhood is now the main actor in one of the most popular tv series of the last 5 years. I already missed their friendship before their face was plastered everywhere, but I would feel weird reaching out to them because I don't want them to think I am only reaching out because they are famous. And I don't know if they will remember me.

It’s a…….gel?

This dude absolutely should have made breakfast for her and the kids, because that was a weapons-grade d**k move.

Every worst player in the NFL/NBA/CFL/Other 3-letter acronyms is still 100x better than you.