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X (formerly Twitter) is a place where comedy geniuses reside. Unbothered by the 280-character limit, they turn simple life situations into short humorous masterpieces that many of us can easily relate to. 

The “Really Dumb Tweets” Instagram account collects such gems and shares them with their 1.6 million followers daily. We’ve selected the best they have to offer as a little midweek pick-me-up for you, dear Pandas. All you have to do to embark on a sidesplitting journey is scroll down!

While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with comedian and comedy coach Manny Garavito, humor coach and keynote speaker on communication Jeremy Nicholas, and comedy writing coach and director Chris Head, who kindly agreed to share a few insights on why X is brimming with funny content. 

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Mugshot of a man with text about a bookstore theft and a humorous tweet response. Keywords: hilarious random tweets.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone stole the toilet out of the local precinct office, and the cops have nothing to go on...

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Text from tweet about a homeless man choosing chocolate milk; humorous story from random tweets.

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Humor coach and keynote speaker on communication Jeremy Nicholas believes that X’s instantaneous nature might be why there’s so much hilarious content on the platform.

“It’s perfect for topical jokes, reacting to topical news stories. Of course, that does mean you need to be careful not to post something without thinking it through. It’s best to run it through a few filters in your head before you post it,” he advises.

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Another factor that contributes to the plethora of jokes on X might be its huge user base. Since there are around 429 million X users worldwide, it’s a great place for comedians or funny people in general to get noticed and shared more. Because the platform’s audience is so wide, it’s also easier for people to find an audience or the type of content they enjoy on X, no matter what they like. 

In addition, comedian and comedy coach Manny Garavito mentions X’s algorithm. It learns what type of content the general user tends to interact with and feeds them more of it. This essentially eliminates the search needed to find posts that are enjoyable for people. 

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Since X posts are limited to 280 characters, we were curious to know if writing short-form jokes is more difficult than longer ones. It turns out it’s not. “Humour works best with fewer words,” says Nicholas. “The best jokes have no fat on them at all. If a word doesn’t add to the setup or the punchline, it should be cut.”

“The real challenge is turning a long joke into a short one without losing the punch—or stretching a short joke into a TED Talk without losing the audience,” says Garavito. 

A challenge that writers of short jokes might face is resisting the urge to skip punctuation, says Garavito. Meanwhile, Nicholas adds, “You can’t be rambling when you’ve only got 280 characters to play with, but that’s a good thing. No one has ever said ‘I enjoyed that joke, but just wish it had gone on longer.’”

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What can help while writing funny content on X is staying as honest as possible. “The closer a joke is to the truth, the funnier it is,” says Nicholas. “I work a lot with professional speakers on adding laughs to their keynotes and the same rules apply. If you go too far off the track of truth, it becomes unbelievable and not as funny.”

“Spot the trend, call out the obvious, then flip it on its head,” recommends Garavito. “The punchline should feel like the joke will lose you followers and gain you some new ones.”

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“A good way of writing jokes for X is to start with some source material and then add your own comment,” adds comedy writing coach and director Chris Head.

“A great way to arrive at topical jokes is to do this with news headlines," he says. Statistics or proverbs can also be great material for a joke. “Find some stats as a starting point for a joke. You could take a surprising attitude to the stat—or deliberately misunderstand what it’s saying. You can also interrupt a well-known saying and change how it finishes, or try looking up inspirational quotes and adding your own afterthought.”

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Tweet about a 2yo deciding on dinner, scanning groceries, and refusing to eat; part of 76 hilarious tweets collection.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. I get so done with the smell and effort of my own cooking that I'm sick of it by the time it's ready to eat. And then I have to clean it all up. Not worth it!

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The type of comedy that is shared on X isn’t significantly different from the one that is told on a stand-up stage. The main thing they have in common is putting the punchline of the joke (the big reveal that explains the whole point of a joke) at the end. Doing this is crucial in making people laugh, whether a person is typing an X post or standing in front of an audience.

Knowing the basic structure of a joke can actually help people be funnier online or while writing posts on X. It’s usually comprised of a setup and punchline. The latter was already discussed previously.

#23

A funny tweet about revisiting the same ice cream man from childhood, capturing a hilarious moment.

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The former is essentially the topic that the joke is going to be all about. It can range from personal experiences like relationships, work, and traveling to politics and various world events. The important part is that the topic has to be introduced as a weird, absurd, or problematic thing. On top of that, the start of the joke shouldn’t be funny. It should be the original, truthful, or interesting segment where the person has some kind of opinion and attitude. For instance, “I went to the dentist last week. I usually hate it, but this time was different…”

Having such knowledge can not only help on the stand-up stage but also entertain others online, as X works similarly to comedy, as you have to be quick and to the point. 

#25

Tweet about accidentally skipping class during deer season, thinking it was a holiday. Part of 76 hilarious random tweets.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Way back when, when I was in 5th grade, my family moved from the South to Massachusetts. It was a shock to find that Lee/Jackson Day and Jeff Davis’ birthday weren’t holidays

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#26

Tweet about a bank conversation where a teller jokes about a customer's $11.96 balance. Hilarious tweet moment.

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Khavrinen
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you think he wants to take her out? She works where all the money is!

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#27

A hilarious tweet about Hallmark movie tropes comparing the "bad guy" with a successful boyfriend.

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Robert Beveridge
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not fair. Country guy has a job. He's always either the shrimp sorter at the grocery store or the nail remover for a local remodeling conglomerate.

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#30

Tweet by @ColinTheBaptist humorously about tequila, Atticus Finch, and needing more literary friends.

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Libstak
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gotta tell ya, by the time you get a Masters, that joke is well past its use by date.

Su Boddie
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Untrue. "Tequila mockingbird" will always be an excellent phrase. At least among the educated and well-read portion of the population.

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Alyce
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had the same asking for a Dickens martini - no olive or twist...

DC
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... wasn't it, at some point, that every US student in 8th grade or so got to read that book?

keyboardtek
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good luck finding people with higher than a 10th grade reading level if you are in America.

Geoffrey Scott
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You DO realize..that book is banned in some states. You may not find anyone.

Hobby Hopper
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare kids learn about important society-changing culture that reflects the unfortunate reality of history! They might *feel* bad! /s

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Caroline Overill
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have got it but I wouldn’t have been there coz I hate tequila. Bitter

Jan Moore
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just saw the movie about 2 years ago, my son was watching it. I'm ashamed to admit that I never read the book, I am 69. Got the book and have read it at least twice.

Stephanie Did It
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL 30 years ago maybe, today's 10th graders are functionally illiterate

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#31

Tweet about negotiating insurance prices with a funny reaction, part of 76 random tweets too hilarious not to share.

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James016
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is car insurance then yes, UK insurance companies pull the numbers out of their arses.

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#32

Two hilarious random tweets about a failed midterm, one viral on the internet.

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arthbach
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm trying to work out how 'uncle roy' thought it was in any way acceptable to divulge personal information like this.

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#34

"Funny tweet about three boys ordering drinks, saying it's a 'chips and drinks kind of day' and tipping generously."

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kings 😂 when I was a server, youths tended to tip terribly, if at all (which I didn’t mind since they were probably using their own allowance or something).

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#36

Tweet about reuniting with a best friend from middle school; a hilarious memory and password revelation included.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my best friends from childhood is now the main actor in one of the most popular tv series of the last 5 years. I already missed their friendship before their face was plastered everywhere, but I would feel weird reaching out to them because I don't want them to think I am only reaching out because they are famous. And I don't know if they will remember me.

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#40

Tweet about a humorous gaming mishap with wife making breakfast, a hilarious moment from 76 random tweets.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dude absolutely should have made breakfast for her and the kids, because that was a weapons-grade d**k move.

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#43

Funny tweet about quarterbacks, highlighting perspective on being 32nd best in the NFL, part of 76 hilarious tweets collection.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every worst player in the NFL/NBA/CFL/Other 3-letter acronyms is still 100x better than you.

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#44

Funny email about being late to class due to a standoff with a large bug, part of a collection of 76 hilarious tweets.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An oldie but a goodie 😂 I’d give the student extra credit for creative writing.

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#45

Tweet text: "My special talent is assuming our friendship is a burden, so I stop talking. You're welcome." Hilarious random tweet.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was somehow able to shift my anxious mindset from “if I talk to them they’ll hate me” to “if I don’t talk to them they’ll hate me,” no clue how I did that but at least I’m not a recluse anymore lol (not that there’s anything wrong with that, I was just getting lonely)

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#47

Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about a sibling secretly crashing and fixing a car in high school.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For extra sibling power, I bet he purposely started all he could in that car before leaving it for you.

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#50

Tweet about a classy shower experience with charcoal scrub and pomegranate mango milk. Hilarious and highly recommended!

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#52

Funny tweet about raccoon navy solving ocean pollution, suggested by training raccoons to eat garbage and wield swords.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you want pirate raccoons? Because this is how you get pirate raccoons.

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#54

Tweet reads: Doctor mistakes a 22-year-old for a mom, creating a hilarious moment.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Painful. I have a fraternal twin (that I’m 3” taller and 60 seconds older than) and I’ve had often had people assume I’m a few years older than her - not because of my face (or so they tell me 😅) but because of my height, I just seem naturally like the big sister.

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#55

Tweet about an 8-year-old's opinion on a sleeveless blouse, featured in a list of 76 hilarious random tweets.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently, I saw a cook in a restaurant with “public armpits”. No thank you!

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#57

Tweet about marriage and living in a small studio apartment, humorous take on space-sharing dynamics.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is WITH all the WEIRD CAPS, it’s LIKE this PERSON had a CAPS LOCK key that had a SEIZURE while they were TYPING 🤣

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#58

A random hilarious tweet about a professor's virtual lecture mishaps, including muted audio and no shared slides.

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Robert Beveridge
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, when I was in Abnormal Psych in 1987, decades before remote classes, there were a few lectures I could have described like this...

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#59

Tweet text about a 10-year-old and 5-year-old's dinner mishap, humorously resembling a low-budget life production.

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#61

Screenshot of a random tweet joking about Edward Cullen and credit card fraud instead of dating teenagers.

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A. HAM
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, and hear me out, hang around an English class and learn punctuation.

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#62

Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about a woman giving her husband the same Valentine's card for 20 years.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend once found a blank card with an image of two little girls having a tea party on the front. He’s this big bearded tattood guy, so he drew a smiley face with a huge squiggly beard on a piece of paper, cut it out, and taped it over one of the little girls’ heads. When he gave it to me he’s like “look it’s us having a tea party.” I don’t even know if he realizes how cute he is 😂😂

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#63

A hilarious tweet about realizing one's own middle age, sparking a silent reflection.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with being “middle aged” 😊 I’m not quite there yet but I will be soon, and so will everyone younger who’s lucky enough. All the coolest people I know are so-called “middle-aged.”

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#65

Tweet about a hilarious date where a man confuses calamari with caviar in a coffee shop.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was the lady date I would quietly Google just the word “calamari” and slide my phone over to him.

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#66

Tweet text by ely kreimendahl, sharing a hilarious high school memory about playing Juliet and a teacher's comment.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have my grandma’s ashes in a beautiful glass pendant that I hang on the rear view mirror of my car (because it’s actually her car, I got it after she died). People sometimes comment on how pretty it is, and I love answering “thanks, it’s my dead grandma” 😅 (she’d find that funny lol)

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#67

Tweet about law student humor by charlie, shows contract law frustrations, with 75.8K likes. Random tweets, hilarious insights.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if he were starting off towards brain surgery: "Yeah, that's a brain all right"

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#68

Tweet text about animals needing glasses, highlighting humorous perspective on animal vision needs.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sending me down a rabbit hole. Here’s a random thing i found: “Chicken eyeglasses, also known as chicken specs, chicken goggles…. and under other names, were small eyeglasses made for chickens intended to prevent feather pecking and cannibalism.”

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Screenshot of a tweet about a boyfriend driving over an hour at 3am to comfort his upset girlfriend. Part of 76 hilarious tweets.

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Tiger
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last boyfriend was an utter dipshite and locked me on the patio after a party one night when all his friends were leaving. I was so done with his BS. He was alone in the house and thought he was being funny. The patio was ground level so 2 of his friends were standing there with me yelling for him to let me back in and hammering on the windows, because it was December in Canada and I didn’t have a jacket. One friend left, but the other friend refused to leave until I had somewhere warm and safe to stay for the night, gave me his jacket and sat in the cold with me for as long as it took. That guy has now been my boyfriend for over 10 years 😊

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#70

Screenshot of a tweet about the dynamics of female friendship, highlighting humor and balance, from a list of 76 hilarious tweets.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Female friendship is being delusional together and then trying to convince your bestie to come back to reality

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#71

Tweet about the hilarious differences between automatic and manual drivers.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or: I'm European and this is just how most cars are made, and I can't afford electric yet.

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#73

A random hilarious tweet about honking at another driver, only to find out it was the tweeter's mom.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's who you got your s****y driving behavior from, I guess?

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#74

Tweet by Navji Dixon hilariously sharing an argument with an older man using the phrase "what's good for the goose."

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he'd be right. What's good for one is not necessarily good for the other.

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#75

Text from a random tweet about an Instagram post with a cheeseburger in 2016, seeking relatable humor.

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#76

Trevor Williams tweet about high-fives, titled "76 Random Tweets That Are Too Hilarious Not To Share," humorously discussing trust.

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This is really not funny to me, actually. Especially the fact this person is tweeting about it beforehand.

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