Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

Belly rub lane. LOVE IT

Haha serves him right

Was this in the 1950s?

LOVE THIS

And you decided that 20 minutes into the meeting was a good time to go on reddit and report this?

She should have said… no, but YOU, can get me coffee3 Sugars and cream.. i will be waiting here while you do that and then we can start the meeting. Oh and feel free to get yourself coffee also. Thank you….sweetie!

Go get your own damn coffee. What did your last slave die of?

I would have conducted the meeting and after introducing myself, would have singled that guy out and asked him to bring me a cup of coffee in front of the entire audience. What could he do?

I would have made his coffee (decaf) and then went into the meeting to introduce myself. Then I could watch him sit there and drink his hot cup of liquid despair.

How funny would it be to have said, "Yes, Sir. Absolutely. How do you take it?" Then, upon returning and handing him the coffee, jump right in with the "Good morning, everyone. Let's go ahead and get started. As I'm sure you all know, I am 'insert name,' and I am the regional reports manager..."

Deplorable, maybe. But funny?

Better way to ever ask for a cup of coffee before a meeting like this is to go in, make sure you know who everyone is, and then politely ask, “Is there any way to get a cup of coffee, please?”

Who is that stupid in this day and age?

Ahahahahaha...

I'd have made him go get everyone else coffee.

Even if she was a cleaner or it was her first day working there why the f.u.c.k. should she make him his coffee????

She should say : "I am the regional reports manager. With one sugar could you Darling" (without PLEASE)

I would make him coffee and then introduce myself as regional reports manager. It would be fun to watch him choke on coffee, no?

Nice made up story!

Is that a real thing though?! Like people actually just ask some random colleague to make/grab them a coffee?!

SOMEONE GET SOME SUNSCREEN FOR THAT!!!

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

And fair enough.

Needful Things

I think my heart has grown 3 sizes

Colgate has some explaining to do ..

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

So much this!

Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

😂

How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

It is kinda sweet though.

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

Hmm.I wonder if it's too late for paramedic training?

I have never read the book but recognized the reference

How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

Keys are in the coat.

I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!