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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

More info: Really Dumb Tweets | Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Emma’s Substack | Emma on Instagram

In 2019 Emma Tattenbaum-Fine wrote a piece for Gold Comedy titled "How To Be Funny On Twitter." In it, she called being funny on Twitter "an art." She also commented on the brevity the platform requires. 

"It is tough to squeeze your genius into 280 characters, but it's worth it," she wrote in the article. "No matter what, it's great practice for concise, show-don't-tell writing, and a perfect place to test out your jokes."

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    JuJu
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

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    In many cases, there is a formula between funny tweets. Back then Emma covered the comedy devices that show up in many of the successful posts on X (Twitter) – the "me, an intellectual," "you had one job," "don't @ me," "TED talk time" tweets and many more.

    But of course, a successful tweet is only measured by the number of people it reaches. If the post got popular only among your friends and family, can you really call it a success? So we asked Emma Tannenbaum-Fine whether certain elements can help a funny tweet gain traction.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if she weren't it's not her job to make coffee for a coworker

    Lynda StJames
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to my SIL at a DOD presentation. She didn’t answer him, she just went to the head of the boardroom table to conduct the meeting. 😂😂

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if a woman walked into the board room and asked the first man she saw to whip her up a coffee?

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you decided that 20 minutes into the meeting was a good time to go on reddit and report this?

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you notice that the meeting was being led by a woman? It might well have been finished by then.

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So deserved. I hope he spent weeks on pins and needles over his blatant chauvinism.

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO worry, he'll find some woman to take his humiliation out on and make himself feel OK again. It will probably take ruining 3-4women's days to feel on top again.

    Kim Lorton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have said… no, but YOU, can get me coffee3 Sugars and cream.. i will be waiting here while you do that and then we can start the meeting. Oh and feel free to get yourself coffee also. Thank you….sweetie!

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does that these days? How dense and out of touch do you have to be to think the only job a woman can have is as an assistant?

    sunnxflowerr.zip
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining the stare she's giving him, looking him dead in the eyes as she says this :")

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have conducted the meeting and after introducing myself, would have singled that guy out and asked him to bring me a cup of coffee in front of the entire audience. What could he do?

    Petra
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard so many versions of this same story over the years, but I've never actually seen/heard it happen in real life. I'll periodically ask my friends, coworkers, and some family members if they've seen/heard it happen as well, and so far no one has. At this point, I'm questioning if it's something that actually happens.

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same story, but years ago I worked as the head of a lab - just maternity cover. I didn't have friends in the area so I took a bar job in the evenings at a hotel. It was the same hotel used for people needing to stop over for business where I had my day job. One evening, 2 lads up for a meeting with the head of the lab (me) drunk a bit too much at the bar and were trying to flirt with me despite my obvious not responding. A director I knew well advised them to call it a night, and as a parting shot said 'I wouldn't want to be either of you tomorrow'. I did not refer to it during the meeting, but I did enjoy their embarrassment. I know it's not the same story, but it's the closest I have.

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    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a similar thing, well it wasn't rude :) I Just joined the company and I didn't know how to make coffee, so I asked the first person I saw if they could help me. I got a very fancy cup and detailed instructions. Later I learned it was the company owner.

    Mabelbabel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something a bit similar happened to me-I'm a (now retired) consultant in pathology (that's the senior level doctor, like USA attendings). I had an SHO (junior doctor, like your interns) phone up looking for an urgent result on a patient's biopsy. My secretary was well used to handling calls, but she was in tears when she put him through-I said "Can I help you? This is ...." and before I even told him who I was he started ranting about that silly cow who had been obstructive and she was so incompetent he'd been transferred to another bl**dy secretary, and why couldn't anyone do their own damn job, he needed to speak to Dr MB urgently, patient care was at risk, not that I would know anything about that. I said "This is Dr MB. If you knew how to do your job, you'd have checked Labcentre before phoning and seen that the final report was available online." I know his job was stressful, but he'd no right to be that rude. I 'fed back' to his supervisor, hopefully he learned from it.

    Roland Gosselin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this happened at least once since the invention of coffee? Probably. Is the person who wrote this making this specific story up? Probably.

    Buttered Toast
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made his coffee (decaf) and then went into the meeting to introduce myself. Then I could watch him sit there and drink his hot cup of liquid despair.

    Pewpie Diaper
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How funny would it be to have said, "Yes, Sir. Absolutely. How do you take it?" Then, upon returning and handing him the coffee, jump right in with the "Good morning, everyone. Let's go ahead and get started. As I'm sure you all know, I am 'insert name,' and I am the regional reports manager..."

    Sam Cook
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better way to ever ask for a cup of coffee before a meeting like this is to go in, make sure you know who everyone is, and then politely ask, “Is there any way to get a cup of coffee, please?”

    Kevin Snyder
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssh. Big deal. "I" created the new cover sheet for the TPS report. So there!

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if she was a cleaner or it was her first day working there why the f.u.c.k. should she make him his coffee????

    Brazen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if someone is a mama's boy, then they expect the same treatment no matter where they go.

    Blue Mar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should say : "I am the regional reports manager. With one sugar could you Darling" (without PLEASE)

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have made the coffee and say nothing. Then watch him as he finds out later :-D

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make him coffee and then introduce myself as regional reports manager. It would be fun to watch him choke on coffee, no?

    Jared Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have fired him on the spot. That is f*****g unacceptable behavior towards another human being,

    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a real thing though?! Like people actually just ask some random colleague to make/grab them a coffee?!

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    Emma says that a good, funny tweet should have similar characteristics to a good joke. "A successful, funny tweet, like a good joke, sets up an expectation and then breaks it with a surprise," she tells Bored Panda.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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    The comedy writer has some advice for people who want their tweets to get a little bit of traction. It needs three main elements: to relate to current events, be relevant to a wide audience, and give an authentic opinion.

    "A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

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    Granted, not all jokes on X (Twitter) are winners. Some inevitably end up being real duds. Emma says that oftentimes people forget to infuse their tweets with a fresh take. 

    "When I go back and read, or randomly encounter, cringey things my friends and I said online ten or maybe twelve years ago, the common pitfall is: they tend to be just observations or complaints or half-baked thoughts," Emma admits.

    "There's nothing terrible about that, but it's not funny if it's missing that element of surprise and a clear, original point of view."

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

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    How can joke aficionados and word craftsmen avoid that? Tattenbaum-Fine says the writers should dig deeper. She suggests asking yourself: 'What do I really, honestly, think about this topic?'

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    "If you dig deep and check in with yourself, your honest response to a current event might be totally unique and unusual because YOU are unique and unusual. People say lame and unfunny things because they are afraid to go a little further and find what's true for themselves. It's easier to play it safe," the comedy writer concludes.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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    Emma is a professional comedy writer and director. She launched her Substack 2 years ago and is currently mostly writing on that platform. "I haven't paid Twitter (X) a visit in a long time," Emma admits. At its beginning, the site was a great opportunity for aspiring comics to get themselves known.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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    We ask Emma if she thinks Twitter (X) is still a place for aspiring comics and writers to get their start. "I think of Twitter now as a place for journalists to share breaking news and then for sociopaths to yell about it," she tells Bored Panda honestly. "But that doesn't mean that quality content won't get noticed."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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    Emma tells us her preferred platform nowadays is Instagram. "I prefer Instagram because it allows you to engage with fellow comedians and strangers outside of comedy who can become fans."

    "Sociopaths come to Instagram too, of course, but I feel like I can curate my feed with funny people who inspire me if I do so intentionally," she says.

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    "Any medium you write in is a good fit for you if you're using it consistently and employing the feedback you get from readers to continue to hone your skills," Emma tells us.

    For her the place to do that these days is Substack. She started on there in July 2021 and got her Substack named a Featured Substack of 2022. Subscribe and say hello to Emma on Substack or on her Instagram.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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    Beanz' Mum
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have been drafted but really was pretty coddled and protected... see this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/22/sixty-years-ago-elvis-presley-was-drafted-into-the-army-he-was-never-the-same/

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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    Wubbleyew
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine if Trump came back as a ghost, would he be pale orange?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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    Andrea Squires
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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