Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

Belly rub lane. LOVE IT

Haha serves him right

SOMEONE GET SOME SUNSCREEN FOR THAT!!!

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

And fair enough.

Needful Things

I think my heart has grown 3 sizes

Colgate has some explaining to do ..

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

So much this!

Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

😂

How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

It is kinda sweet though.

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

Hmm.I wonder if it's too late for paramedic training?

I have never read the book but recognized the reference

When you're trying to have an Atticus Finch moment but end up looking like Boo Radley.

Or, you need friends who think your dumb jokes are funny

But..but Atticus was the one who told them to never kill a mockingbird

GED here and even I got it lol

And here I am with a cat called Catticus Finch 😂

I have never read To Kill A Mockingbird, but I know the general plot, and who Atticus Finch was. Also, I have two Bachelors Degrees, but that book was never part of reading in any HS Honors English class, nor any of the English classes in college.

Gregory peck

Required reading for us.

You need to scout out better friends

You would enjoy meeting my friend Warren Peese.

Named our Portuguese water dog Atticus! Love your tale!!

I have a BS in Animal Health and a AARN. Being an Army Brat I went to multiple schools. Never read it. My son was watching the movie and it got me interested so I read it. Greatly enjoyed it and recommend it, even at 69.

Good luck in finding that under age 40

When I was in school, it was a standard part of the curriculum. In my parents' day, a proper education included learning Latin. But that's because they didn't have to spend time on everything else from DNA to computers.

Tequila Mockingbird is a great is one in a series of cocktail books!

Yes, you do!

It must not take much to get a masters!?

Same!

I desperately want to go to a tavern and sing "In taberna quando sumus". I need Latin geeks in my life.

One of my most favorite books!