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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

More info: Really Dumb Tweets | Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Emma’s Substack | Emma on Instagram

In 2019 Emma Tattenbaum-Fine wrote a piece for Gold Comedy titled "How To Be Funny On Twitter." In it, she called being funny on Twitter "an art." She also commented on the brevity the platform requires. 

"It is tough to squeeze your genius into 280 characters, but it's worth it," she wrote in the article. "No matter what, it's great practice for concise, show-don't-tell writing, and a perfect place to test out your jokes."

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In many cases, there is a formula between funny tweets. Back then Emma covered the comedy devices that show up in many of the successful posts on X (Twitter) – the "me, an intellectual," "you had one job," "don't @ me," "TED talk time" tweets and many more.

But of course, a successful tweet is only measured by the number of people it reaches. If the post got popular only among your friends and family, can you really call it a success? So we asked Emma Tannenbaum-Fine whether certain elements can help a funny tweet gain traction.

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Emma says that a good, funny tweet should have similar characteristics to a good joke. "A successful, funny tweet, like a good joke, sets up an expectation and then breaks it with a surprise," she tells Bored Panda.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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The comedy writer has some advice for people who want their tweets to get a little bit of traction. It needs three main elements: to relate to current events, be relevant to a wide audience, and give an authentic opinion.

"A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

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Granted, not all jokes on X (Twitter) are winners. Some inevitably end up being real duds. Emma says that oftentimes people forget to infuse their tweets with a fresh take. 

"When I go back and read, or randomly encounter, cringey things my friends and I said online ten or maybe twelve years ago, the common pitfall is: they tend to be just observations or complaints or half-baked thoughts," Emma admits.

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"There's nothing terrible about that, but it's not funny if it's missing that element of surprise and a clear, original point of view."

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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How can joke aficionados and word craftsmen avoid that? Tattenbaum-Fine says the writers should dig deeper. She suggests asking yourself: 'What do I really, honestly, think about this topic?'

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"If you dig deep and check in with yourself, your honest response to a current event might be totally unique and unusual because YOU are unique and unusual. People say lame and unfunny things because they are afraid to go a little further and find what's true for themselves. It's easier to play it safe," the comedy writer concludes.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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Emma is a professional comedy writer and director. She launched her Substack 2 years ago and is currently mostly writing on that platform. "I haven't paid Twitter (X) a visit in a long time," Emma admits. At its beginning, the site was a great opportunity for aspiring comics to get themselves known.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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We ask Emma if she thinks Twitter (X) is still a place for aspiring comics and writers to get their start. "I think of Twitter now as a place for journalists to share breaking news and then for sociopaths to yell about it," she tells Bored Panda honestly. "But that doesn't mean that quality content won't get noticed."

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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Emma tells us her preferred platform nowadays is Instagram. "I prefer Instagram because it allows you to engage with fellow comedians and strangers outside of comedy who can become fans."

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"Sociopaths come to Instagram too, of course, but I feel like I can curate my feed with funny people who inspire me if I do so intentionally," she says.

"Any medium you write in is a good fit for you if you're using it consistently and employing the feedback you get from readers to continue to hone your skills," Emma tells us.

For her the place to do that these days is Substack. She started on there in July 2021 and got her Substack named a Featured Substack of 2022. Subscribe and say hello to Emma on Substack or on her Instagram.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're all straight until Tom Hardy walks in the door. I think I've been very up front about this on other threads, lol.

Tumbah
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm loving how this post is normalizing straight men acknowledging the hotness of other men.

Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh God - Henry Cavill *swoon* straight woman here but still - OMG - he is the epitome of a delicious man

Jared Robinson
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me it's Jensen Ackles and Christian Kane. Yummmmmy And they are both like almost sixty and just get hotter, I mean what the hell.

Lara Verne
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood the appeal of Brad Pitt. He looks fine, but there's a lot of actors who looks fine.

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Cthulhu Kitty
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband also agrees, very hetero, Henry is the most gorgeous man alive

Nikki Gross
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, I'm asexual but give me Jensen Ackles or Jason Momoa and that s**t is on! 😍😻😍😻

Giles McArdell
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd also be quite happy to let Chris Hemsworth give me a good going over, but only as Thor.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trevor Noah. Honestly this came up at Sunday dinner last night and I said how hot he was. My straight brother's eyes got all big and he said "I know right!'

Giraffy Window
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it takes a while to realize you're bisexual, especially if raised in a religious household. Took me 32 years!

EmbersAreOut
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a pretty much ace almost completely lesbian female, Tom Cruise. Just simply Tom Cruise. or Val Kilmer from Saint. Either one :)

Binky Melnik
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen Cruise lately, Ember? He’s gone and had VERY bad plastic surgery, and now looks like Cruise’s obnoxious uncle who everyone detests when he comes to Thanksgiving. I’m sorry to burst your bubble.

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S R Godwin
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Errrr......who is Henry Cavill? I am a straight woman BTW...just saying

Jane Hower
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't know who Henry was until I looked him up!! OMG OMG WOW WOW WOW - I in HUGE LUST!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Barr
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love watching straight tough guy Americans watching BTS and swooning over Jimin.

Hi
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a straight man. I don't think Henry is hot. But, he plays Gerald perfectly.

SheamusFanFrom1987
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely a very much straight guy here, but if the likes of Ryan Reynolds, Henry Cavill or Tom Hardy are interested, who am I to say no indeed.

pineapple87
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a straight woman, I just find him too pretty to be sexy or even interesting. Guys who look like that are almost always aholes.

Tuesday 🇵🇸
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Henry Cavil, from what I've heard, is actually by all accounts a really great guy.

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As a straight man, none. i am not physically attracted to men. he is handsome, yes. these men are not straight, they are bi-se-xual and are afraid to admit it.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He may have been drafted but really was pretty coddled and protected... see this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/22/sixty-years-ago-elvis-presley-was-drafted-into-the-army-he-was-never-the-same/

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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