Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

Belly rub lane. LOVE IT

Haha serves him right

SOMEONE GET SOME SUNSCREEN FOR THAT!!!

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

And fair enough.

Needful Things

I think my heart has grown 3 sizes

Colgate has some explaining to do ..

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

So much this!

Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

😂

How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

It is kinda sweet though.

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

Hmm.I wonder if it's too late for paramedic training?

I have never read the book but recognized the reference

How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

Keys are in the coat.

I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!

I am not sure how either is pronounced but like the idea!

That changed mad quick!?!?

Bless you Giacomo!

Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

It's enough to put you in a fowl mood, that's for sure.

Solid advice

Step-buddies?

yes

Genuinely unexpected response made me laugh out loud.

The shelter needs to stop allowing him to adopt pets!

I'm safe, they'll never find mine (because I don't have one)

Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

He may have been drafted but really was pretty coddled and protected... see this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/22/sixty-years-ago-elvis-presley-was-drafted-into-the-army-he-was-never-the-same/

Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

Like Russian Roulette through the door!

But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

Can you imagine if Trump came back as a ghost, would he be pale orange?