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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

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In 2019 Emma Tattenbaum-Fine wrote a piece for Gold Comedy titled "How To Be Funny On Twitter." In it, she called being funny on Twitter "an art." She also commented on the brevity the platform requires. 

"It is tough to squeeze your genius into 280 characters, but it's worth it," she wrote in the article. "No matter what, it's great practice for concise, show-don't-tell writing, and a perfect place to test out your jokes."

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In many cases, there is a formula between funny tweets. Back then Emma covered the comedy devices that show up in many of the successful posts on X (Twitter) – the "me, an intellectual," "you had one job," "don't @ me," "TED talk time" tweets and many more.

But of course, a successful tweet is only measured by the number of people it reaches. If the post got popular only among your friends and family, can you really call it a success? So we asked Emma Tannenbaum-Fine whether certain elements can help a funny tweet gain traction.

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Emma says that a good, funny tweet should have similar characteristics to a good joke. "A successful, funny tweet, like a good joke, sets up an expectation and then breaks it with a surprise," she tells Bored Panda.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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The comedy writer has some advice for people who want their tweets to get a little bit of traction. It needs three main elements: to relate to current events, be relevant to a wide audience, and give an authentic opinion.

"A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view.

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Realistic Optimist
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

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Granted, not all jokes on X (Twitter) are winners. Some inevitably end up being real duds. Emma says that oftentimes people forget to infuse their tweets with a fresh take. 

"When I go back and read, or randomly encounter, cringey things my friends and I said online ten or maybe twelve years ago, the common pitfall is: they tend to be just observations or complaints or half-baked thoughts," Emma admits.

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"There's nothing terrible about that, but it's not funny if it's missing that element of surprise and a clear, original point of view."

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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How can joke aficionados and word craftsmen avoid that? Tattenbaum-Fine says the writers should dig deeper. She suggests asking yourself: 'What do I really, honestly, think about this topic?'

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"If you dig deep and check in with yourself, your honest response to a current event might be totally unique and unusual because YOU are unique and unusual. People say lame and unfunny things because they are afraid to go a little further and find what's true for themselves. It's easier to play it safe," the comedy writer concludes.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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Emma is a professional comedy writer and director. She launched her Substack 2 years ago and is currently mostly writing on that platform. "I haven't paid Twitter (X) a visit in a long time," Emma admits. At its beginning, the site was a great opportunity for aspiring comics to get themselves known.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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We ask Emma if she thinks Twitter (X) is still a place for aspiring comics and writers to get their start. "I think of Twitter now as a place for journalists to share breaking news and then for sociopaths to yell about it," she tells Bored Panda honestly. "But that doesn't mean that quality content won't get noticed."

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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Seán Hannan
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have great respect for the people who never watched Game of Thrones and don't feel the need to tell everyone.

Zedrapazia
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that nobody answered this post to say "Yeah, that's me!"

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Cyber Returns
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had some people explain it to me and it will forever be known to me as Incest and Dragons. I still haven't and won't watch it

GB
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never watched. It just seemed like too big of a commitment.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for giving a reason that makes sense. All of these "Peer pressure isn't my weakness" comments have been irritating me. But starting a new TV show is a commitment and I understand your reasons.

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Cat Chat
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, ok. I like the show, despite the flaws, but I feel OP is not only giving the show too much credit, but people in general as if it's such a great accomplishment to avoid a show/movie. With the number of people on Earth, the number of things to watch, and the variety of people's tastes, everyone has NOT seen something popular, and not because they should be in awe of avoiding peer pressure. 🙄. Yep, this entry sure qualifies as dumb.

Kristal
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You took this a bit personally didn't you? One of, if not THE, largest US export is media (tv/movies) and MANY MANY countries around the world do partake. However, I believe the OP is referring to the people that lived in countries where the vast majority of the population was exposed to it.

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Goth Mouse (he/they)
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive never seen it on tv but i saw them filming it in wales, im guessing theres a lot of dismemberment because they wanted extras specifically with missing limbs 😅

Radek Suski
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never watched. Not because I am or trying to be so special. It simply not a genre I am into

Sam Cook
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love every book, season, and episode. But I know it’s not for everyone.

Ozymandias73
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit, it would be something I watch b/c I'm into that stuff. But...I don't have the channel it comes on and I refuse to pay for another streaming service so, can't watch it and oddly, I'm okay with that.

LocalLizard
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I nearly watched it back when it first came out but instead got re-obsessed with Gravity Falls and just binged that for the 3rd time

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, apparently, if you are interested in watching, you are also not respectable! This thread is wild! Full of people patting themselves on the back for not watching a show- like it makes them superior to the rest of society!

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S R Godwin
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, never watched. If it needs all that promoting and hype, I figure the makers must be desperate for you to watch their blooper. I'll watch the re-runs for laugh some years later.

Mary Peace
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never seen it, never wanted to watch it. In the UK 'everyone' watches Strictly Come Dancing but I've never seen that either.

Dan St John
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never watched a single episode. I still don't know what it is and really don't care.

Eunice Bentley
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read the books didn't think the show would be nearly as good. I have heard that I was right.

Fullo Shit
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha,I just bought the first season on DVD to watch it when I have the time ...when

MarsFKA
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's Game of Thrones. I do watch The Witcher, though. Is that a minus-mark for me?

Dr Robert Neville
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just come back from Iceland, seemingly we were the only people on every excursion who'd watched GoT (every excursion had somewhere that was in it).

Terri Rimmer
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, never watched it, Mad Men, The Kardashians, The Sopranos, or any of the reality shows.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Most people say it's c**p anyway" It has an IMDB rating of 9.2 out of 10 so that is simply not true

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Evripidou Maria
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never watched it Even though I love dragons, this particular series just.... didn't "speak" to me

MaireC
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I waited for the last Wheel of Time book to be published, no way was I getting invested in another epic that wasn't finished

Charronne Johnston
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never watched it once. Never watched Friends or anything llike it. Never watched anything kardashian.

Peter Trudell Jr
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haven't watched it. Waiting for the last book before I read the series, don't want to get disappointed.

mikedtw
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had all-hands meetings at work every Monday morning and someone always brought up what happened on GOT. OMG, really?

April Pickett
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have a TV - or whatever goes for a TV these days. When I go to my daughter's home, I realize how addictive it is because I sit there like a dummy and watch it.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TV can be a great source of information. There are hundreds of thousands of documentaries out there. Many TV shows and movies are massively creative and can fire up the brain. A lot of art going into TV/film-making. It is fine not to watch TV but maybe you find it addictive because you find it interesting. Nothing wrong with people enjoying it.

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Ian Reynolds
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand people who brag about watching certain shows. People like them, people don't, it's nothing to brag about.

Crouching hippo hidden panda
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read the first book and it wasn’t for me, so never felt compelled to watch the series. Never will

Priscilla Eliana Baylor
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more impressed with people who read all of the books long before it was on television.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother has literacy issues so he can't read large bodies of text. He also has processing delay so audiobooks have also never helped him. He can only enjoy stories like GOT when they appear on the screen. Same goes for many people. I still find him impressive though.

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sheetzy
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we have the same level of respect for those of us that never watched Tiger King?

Birgit Sommer
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're gonna explode with respect for me then. Never watched Game of Thrones, Starwars, Harry Potter or any of the "hits" from the past 2 decades. Too much of a commitment.

Bruce Robb
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I read the first book, and perhaps the second. But that was w-a-a-y back when they first came out.

T'Mar of Vulcan
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only watched it because of Jason Momoa. Wish I'd stopped when his character died.

Chirp
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had HBO then maybe I would have watched it but no and didn't feel compelled to get HBO

Courtney Christelle
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I want to hear about war, violence and women being debased I’ll open any history book. Adding dragons doesn’t automatically make it good.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, never watched. Never watched Tiger King either.

Mary Kelly
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never watched GOT or BB, but i still can not resist a reese's cup...so, we're not all that tough

Chris Keller
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a company Christmas party many years ago, my boss's wife was trying to talk to me about Seinfeld and I had no idea what she was talking about told her that I never heard of it. " But you must watch Seinfeld, everyone does". Lol, she thought that was the strangest thing. I haven't watched TV since the 70s.

EP
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cringe… “everyone does”…. How shallow that persons mind is who said that. Being surprised you didn’t watch it bc it was popular is one thing, but then basically saying you’re not normal if you don’t get on Board sign the masses is gross “everyone’s doing it” is what that reminds me of. Vomit!

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Hey!
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was not allowed to watch as per my children and husband. I would have had nightmares for years to come with all the raping and extreme violence. Mind your own business.

JOHN DOE
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb. Does this person think everyone has HBO? I'd be surprised if 5% of people have it.

Dogcat vet (retired)
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read three of the books: everyone kept dying so I gave up. Never bothered with the TV show even with dragons.

LissyPoo
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guilty. Not a single episode watched. Not a single moment of sleep lost over it.

R Allen
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they could just be people who are so stuck in their ways that they miss out on new experiences. Like people who eat McDonalds when forced to travel abroad.

R Allen
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they could just be people who are so stuck in their ways that they miss out on new experiences. Like people who eat Mcdonalds in Paris.

Jen Mart
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never saw it either. I find when you hear this much hype, it rarely meets expectations.

Lotekguy
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how I feel about those who couldn't identify Kardashian in a police lineup.

Don Adams
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only have I never watched Game of Thrones, I have avoided Survivor, the Masked Singer and Big Brother. After hearing other people discuss them, I feel I have chosen wisely.

Kayleigh haigh
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never seemed interested init so never watched it plus most of time all spoilers were online i would rather watch supernatural continuously

Suck it Trebek
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm one of those! Thank you for being proud of me. I need that every once in a while.

Kyle Simonson
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ability to resist Game of Thrones is some kind of inner strength??? I can't wait to tell people how strong I am. I resisted GOT, White Lotus and host of other mini-series that were all the rage for a period of time.

Cindy Brick
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't -- unless you count the first half-hour, wherein I was grossed out and refused to watch anymore. (Not to mention they killed off Sean Bean. How could they!!!!)

Phil
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never seen The Walking Dead or Breaking Bad. Not intentionally, just kind of happened. Though I have seen GoT.

L. Murphy
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. If I want to watch gratuitous violence and inhumanity, I can turn on the news.

Fenchurch
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I know anyone who watched game of thrones. None of my friends or family watched it. I think the "winter is coming" meme is from it, but that's about it.

JayWantsACat
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People being so proud about not watching a show is wild. lmao

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. It is fine not to watch something or have any interest in a show but to brag about that is pretty pathetic. It is suggesting that people who do enjoy those things are somehow lesser beings. This guy needs to get off that high horse and stop judging the world.

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Julie Zugz
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I held out for about 6 years, but eventually caved and I'm so glad I did. I loved it. Every episode, even the last season that other people hated

Jared Robinson
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched the first episode, When they tried to MURDER A CHILD, I decided it wasn't for me, but that's when everyone else decided they just had to keep watching. F*****g disgusting if you think about it.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am glad you stopped watching it. You wouldn't have coped with anything that followed. People continued watching it because they enjoyed it, it's not particularly helpful or logical to just people's reasons as disgusting. Might I suggest sticking to the Hallmark or Nickelodeon channels?

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Richi Weiss
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not one episode seen but like ALWAYS affected by social pressure... 🤷

Szzone
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah, they're sooo special and unique. If they didn't watch it, they didn't watch it, that doesn't make anyone special.

Donna Peluda
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you, didn't watch walking dead or Breaking Bad either. I'll have lots of time when I'm in a home.

Michelle Forbes
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naaah not everybody! Everyone I knew was obsessed with it waiting for the next season....i had no idea what it was until season 5...tried it...loved it. I made a good call...meant I could binge watch them all unlike the rest of the world 😂 its good

Phobrek
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watched much of the first ep a couple times and couldn't get into it. And I'm a big fantasy/d&d nerd. I'm sure it's great eventually.

LillieMean
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Often when a series or movie is being hyped and I know I'm not interested in watching it, I avoid awkward questions by saying don't say anything, I haven't watched it yet and then I continue this same game for years. You just have to know how to smoothly change the topic to something interesting to the other person before the follow-up questions. I don't watch a lot of series because they require a commitment or they will be canceled so I don't even bother.

Jon Steensen
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen half an episode, and only because it was what was already playing on the tv. Heard a bit of it as an audiobook, and to be quite frank, I find it to a bit slow paced. I just know that I would develop a Netflix addiction, so just like other drugs, I think the best strategy is to not begin.

Bumble
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can manage episode 4. I love the dialogue in that episode. I have only seen the last 2 episodes once and don't plan to see them again. I don't judge anyone who enjoyed them though. I just loved Dany too much to accept her ending.

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Barbara Kayton
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you. Caught a tiny bit, totally by accident, on YouTube or something. I was so revolted that I knew my choice to never watch it was wise. I’ve never had any interest in reality celebs, either.

Panda Boi
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am from an earlier age, but never watched either Jurassic Park of Titanic.

TotallyNOTAFox
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or people that were extremely bored and needed SOMETHING to watch

Tsitsu Schmitzu
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the first season and only saw flying cut off heads and tits. For every decapitated head the number of tits doubled

Must Be Bored Again
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tired right now, being a little dyslexic. Saw GOT and thought GTO, a video game that I have never seen or played for many of the same reason people said they didn't watch GOT, didn't watch that either.

Anikulapo
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched a bit of an episode, got really angry about that scene with Emilia Clarke, decided that I wanted to punch RR whatshisface in the face, and never watched another minute of it. Cheap, filthy old fakker.

Petra Schaap
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i saw one episode and thought "what the fukc" (some incesty guy with a whole lot of wifes)

crazydogmama
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they read the books and knew the tv version would never live up to them.

RedMarbles
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure how a movement like the "I'm proud never to have seen GoT" one is indicative of any sort of independence. Whenever it comes up, the largest faction seems to be the that one.

EP
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those people just don’t have HBO. It’s not like GOT was available for everyone and everyone just decided not to watch it. You had to invest your money in the most expensive monthly streaming device. I think the question is …. Did you have HBO and chose not to watch it…. That’s a tad more Surprising.

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Alethea Fletcher
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never watched it. It keeps trying to throw itself at me on Now TV..i still ignore 🤣

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"Sociopaths come to Instagram too, of course, but I feel like I can curate my feed with funny people who inspire me if I do so intentionally," she says.

"Any medium you write in is a good fit for you if you're using it consistently and employing the feedback you get from readers to continue to hone your skills," Emma tells us.

For her the place to do that these days is Substack. She started on there in July 2021 and got her Substack named a Featured Substack of 2022. Subscribe and say hello to Emma on Substack or on her Instagram.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He may have been drafted but really was pretty coddled and protected... see this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/22/sixty-years-ago-elvis-presley-was-drafted-into-the-army-he-was-never-the-same/

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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