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Dictionaries are usually good at explaining things, but when it comes to language that we can all relate to, they sometimes leave us high and dry. This Instagram account is here to be honest with us about what our favourite words really mean.
HipDict is a croudsourced photo dictionary that publishes people's alternate views on a whole host of terms, and even coins new words. Not only are they hilarious, they're also shockingly accurate. The page, which used to be an offshoot of app 8Fact before carving out its own identity, has almost cracked 2 million followers.
We rounded up some of the smartest re-definitions we found on HipDict, and added a couple of our own that they were missing.
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#1
Hans 8 years ago
Alternative definitions: Left-winged: when society, state and the capital have exploited you. Right-winged: when you could not get off your lazy a*s.
John L Kelly 8 years ago
Its one of the downsides of procrastination as I have been reminded many times.
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#2
Final score:
352points
Daria B 8 years ago
Or decorating places for eco-promotion events with real tree branches and leaves.
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Another ironic thing: useless sign in my art class that nobody looks at "Don't waste paper!" The sign is made of paper.
#3
Hans 8 years ago
The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.
huang choonhao 7 years ago
Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all motivation to do work is stored
#4
Kenadee Bickford 8 years ago
And the only ones that keep what you tell them to themselves. They can never repeat your secrets.
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
The only reason I go to anyone's house is that I hope there will be a pet there!
John L Kelly 8 years ago
No, but Charlie really Loves my cooking anyway. lol
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#6
Hans 8 years ago
I am enjoying myself. This is among the most valuable things I could do with my time. Who else thinks so?
Dracule Mihawk 8 years ago
Agreed. Also you can always learn something too.
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Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
Damn you got me! But I'm a pro at procrastinating, so I'm technically working right now!
#7
Final score:
292points
Skyler Venom Hasashi 8 years ago
Hahaha this is so true. Why is this so fasinatin- interesting?
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
Or words that just sound better than the one you are thinking of...
Zori the degu 8 years ago
I can relate to this. The Bulgarian spelling is, as my grammar and literature teacher says,absolutely il...i...illogical.Huh...
#8
Final score:
290points
#9
Final score:
288points
#10
John L Kelly 8 years ago
......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101
#11
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I don't really like this one. Maybe I'm being oversensitive, but . . .
Talise Snyder 8 years ago
Yeah it is more complicated. I feel like they are being a bit insentive.
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#12
Final score:
182points
Anita Wolf 8 years ago
Yet, they are there to torture us! It's like one week of actual knowledge I achieved in school, that I needed afterwards! If only I wouldn't have forgotten everything right after the exams and tests, which are always designed to learn by heart for. Indeed, besides not teaching the last bit of existential knowledge for life, school can cause traumas, not even the "coolest" teacher really cares about helping to solve them, because they are all totally absorbed by pedagogically being right all the time.
#13
Final score:
179points
Hugh Walter 5 years ago
It's Lego not Legos . . . how many times! Bilund have issued press releases asking people not to use 'Legos'
Isaac Greene 6 years ago
stepping on a lego batman helmet is worse than any other pain in the world
Mats Ackberger 8 years ago
Lego (n.) A device used to finding your feet in the dark also usable to evacuate a party.
#14
Hans 8 years ago
Boring: a word used by stupid people to describe people whose yokes they do not understand.
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Wow, don't I remember reading like two definitions ago that a brain is something we all ha e buy not everyone uses? I believe they're the immature, not the boring haha
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#16
Final score:
166points
Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago
Really... mine just feels like a damn tracking device lol no matter where I go they can always find me ugh
#17
Hans 8 years ago
If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The vicious tofu-animal is one of the most dangerous beasts in existence. Some say that the devil himself created this mysterious creature.
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Pi... 8 years ago
It's not like non-vegetarians hunt down their own chicken. I'd really like to see a meat eater take down a full grown buffalo single handed!
Collin Campbell 8 years ago
But what normal person eats buffalo? I have no qualms about hunting animals, and would do so if I could aqcuire the rifle.
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Markus Weiler 3 years ago
& in the end the stuff that food eats consumed the planet of the hunters
#18
Cathy Shift 8 years ago
you only live once, and if you do it right you can get it over with rather quickly.
Pete Williamson 8 years ago
Carpe diem, the ability grasp moral superiority by pretentious use a dead language
자스 민 8 years ago
as i know carpe diem means catch the moment, yolo means live your life so good that in the end you wouldnt wish to carpe diem.
💖 Stacy Rae 💖 8 years ago
Carpe diem means 'seize the day' and YOLO stands for 'you only live once' which is essentially saying the same thing.
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Faizan Munir Khan Rajput 8 years ago
It's the Grammar Police! Everyone run for their lives!
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Catarina Castro 5 years ago
And also, it's not everywhere that simply asking for a coffee means with milk lol. In Portugal, if you want milk in your coffee, you need to specify it 😅 and they all have different names too 🤣
Cinzia Sammarco 8 years ago
Actually it takes courage to call caffe' American coffee..... Probably the Italian word latte ( that mean milk) describes better that light brown liquid...... Feel free to correct my sentence if i mispelled something. I'm Italian
#20
Final score:
141points
Zori the degu 8 years ago
I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
I'm not going to go to one until my 50th so I can see who's still alive. Only 14 more years to go :o)
#21
Jennifer Tarnow 8 years ago
They are way scarier ( is that even a word? Or is it more scary?), at least for me :O
#22
#23
Mező Ádám 8 years ago
really ? i thougth it is the short form of "babe",the thing that i learn here :D
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Gabriel GC 8 years ago
So Bae in danish is correct... Before Anything Else go to the toilet and drop a bae
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#25
Final score:
108points
Danusha Kuchtová 8 years ago
I heard people saying something like "rather does the donkey break a leg then going twice" ;)
AcousticGString 8 years ago
Like all 30 of my grocery bags, because I'd rather break my arms off than make two trips? Sounds about right.
Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago
I lived in a 3rd floor walk up apartment when I was 21 and I've never been able to break the habit of carrying everything in one trip, even though I live in a house now. I'll line grocery bags up both arms to save myself a 50 ft trip back to my car. Lol
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#26
Rafael Tiba 8 years ago
At least you don't have to use tons of foreign terms when dealing with computers, marketing, business, games, etc.
Nele Leit-Teetlaus 8 years ago
It's actually quite sad when you live in a tiny country and your mother language is only spoken by a million people or so (I am from Estonia)
#27
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Especially idiotic people on the street, who you don`t know. I`m proud I use my brain.
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#29
Hans 8 years ago
Or: A saying from those people who can afford Business Class but do not make enough figures for First Class.
Amanda Codlin 8 years ago
Haha. Do private jets not come in to this equation?
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I'm neither financially poor OR wealthy - money does not buy happiness.
Jackie Cronin 8 years ago
Or a saying created by the rich to assure the poor they are not missing out on anything. Money may not buy "happiness" but it sure as hell makes life a lot easier!
JoJo The Otaku Potato 8 years ago
But money can buy a penguin. And have you seen an unhappy person with a penguin?
Amanda Codlin 8 years ago
in my twenties I was poor and it definitely sucked a**e now I have enough money to buy things that I want whenever and I'm so much happier.
Rodolfo Martinez 5 years ago
'Money can't buy happiness... but it allows you to be miserable in comfort.' Plenty of wealthy, miserable people around. Anyone who thinks happiness comes from your wallet, hasn't found the real deal yet.
Christa L Gettys 5 years ago
I'd really rather be rich and miserable that poor and miserable. At least if I'm miserably rich, I can be a philanthropist and make other people very happy.
#30
Marta Sousa 8 years ago
The "usually from the opposite sex" part was so unnecessary. That sentence makes the exact same sense without it, so is it there? This one is biased
Fillippa Nöel 8 years ago
Relationship also doesn't have to refer to girlfriend and boyfriend relationship. It can be friends or family
#31
#32
Cayman 8 years ago
I CAN'T realize when nobody's listening, so I keep talking until they tell me to stop. Most people hate me
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As a person with autism and ADHD, this is a really annoying this for me. I don't talk for long periods of time and people ask why don't you say something, so I do. Because it's been so long since I said anything, I just go verbal diarrhea on them, and they run away.
#33
Superluminal1 8 years ago
The disturbance of the surface water caused by throwing stones into a pond.
#34
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
-An accurate description of my conversations I have with my dad- Me: ...And that's how I broke my leg. Dad: Oh, that's nice.
Lindsey James 8 years ago
Or you've lost all interest but you don't stop the conversation out of politeness.
#35
Alison Brown 3 years ago
I have what I can call a 'bedrobe...': the art of just piling clothes on the bed. XD
Erkan Altınörs 8 years ago
That's what Y&Z generation's invent! Even there is no research for it!
Amina Tulyaganova 8 years ago
Well, as a pro in this kind of stuff, I prefer using RoomDrobe. HouseDrobe.EverythingDrobe
#36
Danusha Kuchtová 8 years ago
it's more excuse to wear "exotic colours" while a young caddie transports you in a cute tiny white car. (omg, these contrasts, insta that!)
#37
Rafael Tiba 8 years ago
Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the f**k up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.
#38
Final score:
75points
Abadona Nariunaite 8 years ago
"5 months ago"..... Rest In Pepperoni random stranger who commented this. Rest In Pepperoni. *puts flowers on grave*
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Lilya 8 years ago
Me: Headache WebMD: TUMOR TUMOR TUMO- Me: shuts of iPad
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#39
#40
Final score:
73points
Danusha Kuchtová 8 years ago
nah... I prefer the "welcome to the cool side of the pillow" (read this in barry white voice)
#41
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The definition should be changed to: The only response you'll ever get from any boy through middle school and college.
#42
#43
Danusha Kuchtová 8 years ago
commooon. my m-office word knows "online" but reguses to accept "offline".
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#46
AcousticGString 8 years ago
As someone with a flat a*s, I can verify the validity of this definition.
Rachael Melville 8 years ago
If this is true I need to get myself a pair!!! Haha
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#48
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
An orgasm lasts for five seconds but a large cake can last for a whole day or two.
Lorien 8 years ago
It does for guys but girls... that lasts for about 30 seconds. The orgasm, that is.
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#50
Benedict Schurwanz 8 years ago
A guy who believes he deserves female attention without having to do anything or treat women with respect, and whose subsequent resentment of women due to his perception that he is not the cause of his own loneliness keeps women away.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The thing is the reason why some nice guys don't have girlfriends is because they expect women to automatically be interested in them just because they treat them nicely but some women may already be interested in someone else or they may even not be into guys and prefer girls instead.
#52
#54
Abadona Nariunaite 8 years ago
A time where your parents taje away your phone and say "go outside" all day. Also, a place where no wifi exists.
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#57
Sill Marien 8 years ago
just that :) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porb
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#58
Lianna Valdez 8 years ago
I am so guilty of this. At least I admit I have a problem which is the first step.
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
Somebody explain to me why this is bad so I might care enough to stop.
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