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I remember playing Resident Evil Village. There was this merchant, the Duke, who reappears all across the map as you progress through the story, and his store is filled with numerous weapons, potions, and other things that can help you out on your journey.

Well, there's a subreddit called 'Item Shop' that acts like a real-life interpretation of a video game market. And it has all sorts of goods. For example, a last-resort sign for protests that gives you +25 stealth and +20 max damage, but takes up 3 inventory slots. Or a chain mail suit that boosts your defense and charm by +100.

Whether you are an avid creator seeking inspiration or a joke enthusiast eager to be transported into creative realms, r/ItemShop offers a gateway to a bunch of transcendent pictures. The group was created in September 2017 and the items are now being shared by over 524,000 members who showcase their creative ideas, collaborate, and comment.

Stay tuned as we embark on this journey into the depths of r/ItemShop, where the possibilities are as infinite as the digital universe itself.

#1

Roselle, Companion: No Stats Needed

Roselle, Companion: No Stats Needed

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Chez
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen this sooooooo many times and never will I regret it. It's the kisses that get me every time. 🥹

Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she’s so cute 🤭🥰

Pyla
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Godspeed, beautiful Roselle.

PlatinumTheCat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does that mean? I’ve read that phrase in books before, but I don’t know what it means

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The Original Bruno
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how this relates to the topic, but it's a feel-good read.

Violet Bunny
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatta fantastic guide dog! Give her steak for dinner.

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Whether you are an avid creator seeking inspiration or a joke enthusiast eager to be transported into creative realms, r/ItemShop offers a gateway to a bunch of transcendent pictures. The group was created in September 2017 and the items are now being shared by over 524,000 members who showcase their creative ideas, collaborate, and comment.


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    #2

    Battle Dog - +50 Armor Value, Applies 15 Bleed/Second When Attacked, +20 Intimidation, +10 Style

    Battle Dog - +50 Armor Value, Applies 15 Bleed/Second When Attacked, +20 Intimidation, +10 Style

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't there be another way of dealing with this?

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they live in a neighborhood full of "tough macho men" that insist on having dogs that they themselves abuse to make aggressive? Humans suck.

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    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't there a little spiky helmet to go with!?!

    Cindy Goode
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our son had a dog that was attacked often as well, he bought a cattle prod to take with him on walks. He never used it because when it was turned on it made a very loud electronic almost a boom sound. Dogs backed away instantly. He always hoped he would never need to use it as he loves animals & he never did, the sound alone was enough. He only resorted to this after a hefty vet & doctor bill. I heard it & feel sorry that people use on cattle it makes me sad.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bonus, when you tell her to roll over, she aerates the lawn.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they feral dogs? Or just dogs that the owners refuse to keep on a leash/in their own yards? Either way I'd be raising héll. If they attack a small dog it's only a matter of time before they attack a child...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful where you say "Roll over, girl" to her.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...beware the air mattress...

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    Amy Pontious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww poor little one glad she has the vest now!

    Kevin Felton
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    2 years ago

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    #3

    Rainbow Scraf +100 Homo And +100 Swag

    Rainbow Scraf +100 Homo And +100 Swag

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pretty cool. Does it come in Grey? And no i'm not phobic, just boring.

    Screeching Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nyan cat vibes!(unsure if someone else already said)

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s reverse nyan cat, instead of farting the rainbows it’s vomiting them

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite clever! And cute.

    Eriu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made me one when I first saw this :D

    Moon (They/Them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "+100 homo" I love that!!😆🏳️‍🌈

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even knitted straight! Oh wait, it's an LBTQuilt

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    We've all been gaming here and there, but what makes it so interesting? According to 'Game Routers', one of the reasons is novelty. With over 1 million games worldwide, there is plenty to choose from, depending on age, gender or other individual needs.

    #4

    Chain Mail Suit +100 Defense And Charm

    Chain Mail Suit +100 Defense And Charm

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    Erin Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed. Whoever made that is very skilled

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10,000 rings to wear them all.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the tie is chain mail! +50 for style but -20 Dex

    Liss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro... r u sure thats necessary?

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    #5

    Penguins In Pullovers. Companions. With Their Cuteness, They Attract The Attention Of The Enemy And Thus Help Their Owner In The Fight

    Penguins In Pullovers. Companions. With Their Cuteness, They Attract The Attention Of The Enemy And Thus Help Their Owner In The Fight

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    JoinMeZoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take these with you. It will be important in you quest to find cuteness. Now come back. You have completed your quest.

    Entropy Clean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, no. I know this is a joke, but pretty sure penguins aren't worried about the cold...

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of cuteness. Cuteness attacks cause instant hypnosis and paralysis where the victim must stand in one place and go, "aww its soo cute!" for at least 10 seconds while ignoring anything else.

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these poor creatures get caught in an oil or chemical spill they have to rescue and clean these animals with Dawn or a soft liquid soap that breaks up oils. This also removes natural body oils and chemicals that help keep them dry and warm! So you have to rehab them until they can be released back into the wild!

    Violet Bunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be cute if they were stuffed animals, but real penguins are always in the water swimming - those sweaters would get soggy & uncomfortable.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Penguin Foundation, based at Phillip Island in Australia, is calling for knitters around the globe to send them sweaters for birds in rehab. Penguins are constantly getting caught in oil spills down under, and they need the tiny sweaters to keep warm and to prevent them from attempting to rid themselves from the toxic oil with their beaks." https://time.com/13575/knit-for-oil-damaged-penguins/

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I remember correctly, they're made by volunteers to protect penguins after an oil spill.

    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need penguins in sweaters, so adorable.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take them anywhere they wanna go!

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    #6

    Robot Vacuum Clear. 86 Point Blank Aoe Smashing Damage

    Robot Vacuum Clear. 86 Point Blank Aoe Smashing Damage

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forbidden tuna can.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that isn't a tactical tortilla warmer?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original post had "Wrong answers only" BTW - not idea why someone thought removing that would improve it.

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    Competency or mastery makes us feel like we're in control. Which happens to be one of the main human needs. Gaming requires some skills, like speed, aiming, map awareness or even farming, so we always feel good after accomplishing our goals.

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    #7

    Bunny Spider Mech, Boss Type Enemy, When Killed You Keep The Bunny As A Pet, +50 Ranged Attack, +100 Melee Attack

    Bunny Spider Mech, Boss Type Enemy, When Killed You Keep The Bunny As A Pet, +50 Ranged Attack, +100 Melee Attack

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes nature gets drunk and this is an example of said drunkenness.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is both terrifying and adorable at the same time.

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really creepy but cute at the same time lol

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    #8

    Brass Cannon (Can Only Be Equipped By Level 20+ Bards)

    Brass Cannon (Can Only Be Equipped By Level 20+ Bards)

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    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a whim and I had to Obey it To buy a French horn in a charity shop I polished it up and I started to play it In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played a mini version from Jr. High thru to college. Baritone/Euphonium.

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with the Trom-bone theiver, steals the bones of all enemies, requires level of 20 as well

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannon and canon are two different words, cannon is a thing that launches metal spheres, canon is something relating to a storyline

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    #9

    Invisible Tape

    Invisible Tape

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used on non-existent social problems, see invisible manual for instructions

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know when they are sold out?

    Katarina_Balaz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somehow it doesn't sell very well, huh?

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can imagine some d**k manager adding this to everyones order, then when they catch them, asking them to prove they haven't got the invisible tape.

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    One of the main reasons why gaming is so interesting is the ability to feel free and explore. You can make yourself feel like you're in another realm and just roam free without any rules or boundaries. It is captivating because you never know what you will discover.

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    #10

    Loudencer: +15 Atk, Inflicts "Deafness" Effect To All Nearby Enemies

    Loudencer: +15 Atk, Inflicts "Deafness" Effect To All Nearby Enemies

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the bullet doesn't kill you, the sound will

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the embarrassment of carrying it around while searching for your target.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's called an influencer.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate alarm clock 😈

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see this on Mythbusters

    Poké Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but does it have a speed-cocker?

    #11

    Blue Coke, Allows User To Create A Calming Aura To Make Enemies Peaceful

    Blue Coke, Allows User To Create A Calming Aura To Make Enemies Peaceful

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is just *SIGHS*

    S P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This blue and a sigh is a Zephyr

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have 2 choices. You can drink the Red Coke, or, the Blue Coke.

    Queen Joe Jetpack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please make this happen Coca Cola 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Blue Coke fills up your hearts and your magic meter.

    Elaine N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes we are cynicalhippie, yes we are.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the last line made me laugh for far too long.

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    #12

    Looting +50 Damage 84

    Looting +50 Damage 84

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change that changes the attackers face

    Krissy Laubach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really awesome. Perfect for single women at night!!

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on a "blackjack". Illegal in most US states.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That leather flap is too dangerous, please buy something else... Like this assault gun "human murderer 3000", that's completely safe.

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    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this type of purse as a "Geldkatze" - a medieval purse to wear on the belt. Often in an infinity outline with a slot in the middle so when put over the belt no coins can fall out. Sometimes secured with a metal ring. I don't know how it's called in English

    Cameron Benton (Bentonious)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it seems like a pretty good investment... But that's just my two cents.

    A. Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police used to carry sabs and beat the c**p out of prisoners.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finally money can save your life

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    The gaming world is also a safe place to fail. If you lose, you can simply restart again. If you're not enjoying the conversation with a fellow gamer, you can switch to another one. The point is that you can fail and it will have no consequences.

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    #13

    Armor Of The Traffic Cone: Negates Bludgeoning Damage And Causes Charging Enemies To Reroute To One Side To Avoid You. Full Body Slot

    Armor Of The Traffic Cone: Negates Bludgeoning Damage And Causes Charging Enemies To Reroute To One Side To Avoid You. Full Body Slot

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should avoid this comment but I don't obey traffic rules

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The DoT would like a word with you about their missing cones.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Pyramidheads less terrifying younger brother

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY S**T IT’S CONEHEAD FROM LOUD HILL

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly that's pretty dam creative

    MinDHertz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Armor for playing Blasphemous on easy :P

    Dread Hyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorrowful be the heart, traffic cone.

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    #14

    Crystallized Book | Allows The User To Cast 4 Unique Spells | Spell 1-Crystal Storm: Allows The User To Cast A Storm Of Sharp Crystals Dealing 45 Dmg Per Second | Spell 2-Crystal Bubble: Casts A Crystal Bubble To Shield The User For 10 Seconds And Heals 10 Hp Per Second | The Other 2 Are Below

    Crystallized Book | Allows The User To Cast 4 Unique Spells | Spell 1-Crystal Storm: Allows The User To Cast A Storm Of Sharp Crystals Dealing 45 Dmg Per Second | Spell 2-Crystal Bubble: Casts A Crystal Bubble To Shield The User For 10 Seconds And Heals 10 Hp Per Second | The Other 2 Are Below

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    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, definitely not in the ocean... books disintegrate in the ocean. I guess this was put in some kind of insane salt solution...

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out original reddit post. An artist created it.

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its from an artist who did this.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k are there homebrew spells in the description

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wait Neptune, I have another idea."

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I didn't follow that at all.

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    #15

    Dory’s Lost Soul. +800 Nightmare +2000 Sleep Paralysis

    Dory’s Lost Soul. +800 Nightmare +2000 Sleep Paralysis

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, even the first picture is creepy.

    Freddy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a bit unsettling, until the light turned on.

    Competition is the key element that makes gaming so interesting. It is in our nature to want to do better than the opponent. It makes us develop skills like strategy, quick decision making and reaction. Competitive games are also fascinating because they are played professionally.

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    #16

    The Magnificent Duck The Sembol Of Cuteness And Luck +20%mob Drops +15% Finding Rare Items In Dungen Chests And +20%movment Speed When In Water

    The Magnificent Duck The Sembol Of Cuteness And Luck +20%mob Drops +15% Finding Rare Items In Dungen Chests And +20%movment Speed When In Water

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a quack dealer....

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will keep people from trying to duck you up.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's lighter than a duck then she's a witch

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! It's a quack in a bag!

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have just saved my life stranger.

    #17

    Sacred Mask: Grants Immunity To Poison, Necrotic Damage, And All Dark Magic

    Sacred Mask: Grants Immunity To Poison, Necrotic Damage, And All Dark Magic

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    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sooooo Warhammer 40K.

    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sororitas, or would it be too cheery?

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    idk what my name is
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV the pope:💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds 3m AOE to the holy hand grenade

    JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this looks like a tiny castle and I need to live in it

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the mesh in the center three lancets has solid plastic behind it, otherwise, the two filters on the sides will not do any good whatsoever. However, it is gorgeous.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something out of Warhammer 40k.

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    #18

    Tool Gun-Sold With Phys Gun

    Tool Gun-Sold With Phys Gun

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll try it for ya!

    JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire your bravery. Thank you for your bold sacrifice to save our collective knowledge and the the fate of the world as we know it.

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Tool Gun from Gary's Mod. It's literally from a game lol.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he built the prototype too the phase pistol, the precursor to the phaser.

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick Sanchezs' portal gun

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you tried it yesterday but nobody remembers yesterday

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this will have horrible consequences lol

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to build bongs, a gun never occurred to me

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a "coil" gun. Shoots little metal slugs. The cylinder is replaced with a coil. this picture was not originally posted with this ad. It was shooped together.

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    Speaking about professional gaming, live streaming has become very popular over the years. People are watching players do their magic live on platforms like YouTube or Twitch. Some players have made a fortune and got sponsor deals by just being good at their favorite games.

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    #19

    The Bat

    The Bat

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    ghiant
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat news: I don't remember signing this.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May have passed out from all the fumes given off by the markers.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who was first to get to first base to sign it

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used on those who aren't

    Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third. *Pardon my grammar pls* anyways it's a forgotten slit everyone should watch

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    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee that means the 6-7 billion other people on Earth are dead. Cause we didn't sign it!

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all signed it , but the men in black wiped our memories of it

    Samantha Whitley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 hmm so I guess I'm dead then 🤷‍♀️, that explains so much

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    #20

    Dollar Store: -1 Soda, For +$1

    Dollar Store: -1 Soda, For +$1

    Reddit_Crab Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throughout the day I’ll put in 100 soda cans

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way better than the 10c we get in Sth Australia 🤣

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    Skure
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an idea... Eco friendly. Vending machine for empty cans, just for recycling

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This vending machine wouldn't survive one week.

    Alro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries you bring back your cans/bottles for recycling and you get a money-voucher, so not that far of. In our house it became the kids' job, they keep the money.

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they be empty cans??? 🤔🤔🤔

    #21

    The Armoured Duck A Pet Item 100 Def 10% More Damage To Duck Type Enemies And He Looks Cute

    The Armoured Duck A Pet Item 100 Def 10% More Damage To Duck Type Enemies And He Looks Cute

    reddit.com Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir quack, knight of the avian order

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there even a duck in there!?

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    The journey through r/ItemShop is an exhilarating adventure, offering a real-life interpretation of a video game market. This community is a source of boundless creativity, where artists and joke enthusiasts alike can find inspiration, share their ideas, and collaborate on unique concepts. So happy exploring!

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    #22

    Last Resort Sign: +25 Stealth +20 Max Dmg Takes Up 3 Inventory Slots

    Last Resort Sign: +25 Stealth +20 Max Dmg Takes Up 3 Inventory Slots

    AydinDDT2009 Report

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't beat em, actually beat em

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But has it been signed by everyone?

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak softly...but carry a big stick!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bat that's a sign he's holding.

    #23

    Cat, When In Inventory, +1 Cat

    Cat, When In Inventory, +1 Cat

    ThePolishCat221 Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll be glad to clear out their inventory 👍🏻

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have him on my steam pfp playing a trumpet

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The murder mittens alone is worth it!!

    #24

    Vodquila : Upon Consumption, Forget All Learned Skills And Reset Your Character Points. Gain A Drowsy Effect For 3days

    Vodquila : Upon Consumption, Forget All Learned Skills And Reset Your Character Points. Gain A Drowsy Effect For 3days

    LootGodamn Report

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explaining to the nurse that "I didn't want to die i just didn't want to be alive any longer"

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before but I'm too scared to try it. My imagination says paint stripper.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *witness protection program* : "here's your new identity"

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you drink enough alcohol, over time if you get drunk, your brain won't log any of it, so you would literally have no memory of events during severe intoxication

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As, c'mon people. I believe it says 42% so it's just regular strength. Also, I do this periodically. You just get cheaper tequila.

    #25

    Iron Food: +50 Pain -999 Regret

    Iron Food: +50 Pain -999 Regret

    vitos27 Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the hottest hot dog I've ever seen!

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    #26

    Pot Armor

    Pot Armor

    Solar_Fish55 Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from the same game as traffic cone guy above

    pjr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terracotta Warrior 🤣

    Katarina_Balaz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when too many of your plants die, you have to brace yourself against sadness

    Dread Hyena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onion bro, meet Sir Potter of Potland.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local nursery near me has a sculpture like this next to their sign, lol. But theirs is like 10 feet tall.

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * -1 because he should be smoking Pot ...

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    #27

    God Gone: +100 Attack On Astral Beings

    God Gone: +100 Attack On Astral Beings

    Berenthegrizzly Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheist fluid, washes the religion away

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew it was this easy?

    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to pick me up some of this!

    Scorpio the Protogen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a whole nother kind of brainwashing.

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    #28

    God Turtle - Companion That Boosts Defense By 400% And Shields Against "Undead" And "Demonic" Enemy Classes

    God Turtle - Companion That Boosts Defense By 400% And Shields Against "Undead" And "Demonic" Enemy Classes

    BirbBoiYT Report

    TheOfficalJesusChrist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAD?? AFTER ALL THIS TIME... YOU CAME BACK AS A TURTLE??? this milk better be amazing..

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you it's turtles all the way down.

    #29

    Useless Man- Literally Does Nothing. Just A Waste Of An Inventory Slot

    Useless Man- Literally Does Nothing. Just A Waste Of An Inventory Slot

    KirbyatYT Report

    Susan De Nimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's one of Obvious Plant's spoof toys, with the logo snipped off the bottom of the picture.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely not, the fact that this guy programs in Java proves it can be an Obvious Plant, otherwise it would have been labeled as a menace to society and good taste

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    •Prolific Panda•
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we used to sell useless naked men in plastic packaging.. you people are so lucky nowadays- clothes…! 😂😂😂

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Programs in Java!" bahahaha!!!!

    Gwyndall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering I'm currently learning Java (for a job I start in 2 weeks), I'm offended!

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not free. Believe me, not free. We've got an entire Parliament full of these.

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    Hailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t bully the useless man! 😂

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian Computer Students who have only been taught to program in Java- 😲😲

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then practice it says “programs in Java” really adds insult to injury

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    #30

    Harambe Shaped Cheeto | Rare Item | Will Provide "Turn Into Gorilla" Buff For 5 Minutes

    Harambe Shaped Cheeto | Rare Item | Will Provide "Turn Into Gorilla" Buff For 5 Minutes

    Time_God69 Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price though! This f****r went ape

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my language we have a saying: He who sets the asking price is not dumb, but the one that pays it is.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god, that's not a list price, that's an auction price that people actually were bidding on. 132 bids? Jesus.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the actual price it sold for. Someone paid $100K for a Cheeto. Still baffled by this event.

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh if the idiot that bought it received it broken up.

    JoinMeZoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... For how much again?

    #31

    Souls Of The Damned

    Souls Of The Damned

    _OverExtra_ Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The souls of the minimum wage paid workers

    #32

    Potion Of Ancient Milk Will Result In 500 Years Of Poison Damage

    Potion Of Ancient Milk Will Result In 500 Years Of Poison Damage

    reddit.com Report

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I figured it'd be some old milk right, I scrolled down and what it acutally says has me still laughing. Please don't drink that.

    #33

    Tentbear, Provides Safety And Sleep While Keeping Guard. Can Be Used Multiple Times. Requires One Adventurer To Activate

    Tentbear, Provides Safety And Sleep While Keeping Guard. Can Be Used Multiple Times. Requires One Adventurer To Activate

    Fischstabchenspalter Report

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    #34

    1x Rapchair

    1x Rapchair

    QuietCarsElijah Report

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the idea that their son was raptured meaning the rest of us 8 billion weren't good enough to be raptured, including the Pope.

    Display Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly god done weirder things then that so

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    #35

    The Mega Chankla. -50 Health To Children +200 Blunt Damage

    The Mega Chankla. -50 Health To Children +200 Blunt Damage

    prosilynote715 Report

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only the hands had been photoshopped better on the holding shaft (sorry, brain fart, couldn’t remember the name of that bit)

    #36

    Pistol Horse Heels: 60% More Kick Damage +extra Ability To Shoot Your Enemy With A Special Kick Combo. (6 Rounds Per Foot)

    Pistol Horse Heels: 60% More Kick Damage +extra Ability To Shoot Your Enemy With A Special Kick Combo. (6 Rounds Per Foot)

    Tn0ck Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wild west was a shoe

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually there are no SHOES on those HOOVES ...

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ow owch to the ankles, if those fired

    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly? I would wear these. I don't like heels. But I want hooves.

    #37

    One Hit Insta Kill

    One Hit Insta Kill

    Satans_RightNut Report

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's a reliquary from 1450 ... (source: https://wondersofthepast.quora.com/Now-in-the-Landes-museum-in-Zurich-This-reliquary-was-made-c-1450-to-house-a-relic-of-one-of-the-holy-innocent-massac)

    RapidUnscheduledDisassembly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://blog.nationalmuseum.ch/en/2017/08/a-window-on-a-supernatural-helper/

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    #38

    Spinestealer, +25 Dmg, 10% Chance To Steal Spine From Target

    Spinestealer, +25 Dmg, 10% Chance To Steal Spine From Target

    AnOrangeWithAPhone Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are clearly not human vertebrae. The spiky bits where the muscles attach are way too small. My guess would be snake.

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant made of human vertebrae...

    #39

    Pre Cracked Egg +5 Time, Cooking With Eggs Now Takes 10 Seconds Less

    Pre Cracked Egg +5 Time, Cooking With Eggs Now Takes 10 Seconds Less

    OvertlyMaraud Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it came in a natural sterile container straight from the chicken, ladies and gentlemen another solution to a non existent problem

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fake product made by "Obvious Plant" ;-)

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    #41

    Cubiwich: Heals 500 Hp, Character Become 3-D

    Cubiwich: Heals 500 Hp, Character Become 3-D

    Weekly_Town_2076 Report

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    #42

    Comically Large Rubix Cube (Rare Item, +10 Magic, +25 Defense)

    Comically Large Rubix Cube (Rare Item, +10 Magic, +25 Defense)

    -Pearikeet- Report

    #43

    Facebar, Mcknuckles, Knike, And The Mercedestroyer. Each Offers Great Power, But At A Terrible Cost

    Facebar, Mcknuckles, Knike, And The Mercedestroyer. Each Offers Great Power, But At A Terrible Cost

    Someoneman Report

    Kirsten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fmol is the first thing I read unfortunately 🥲

    #44

    Light Armour, Defence +50

    Light Armour, Defence +50

    4ced_2_Cre8_Account Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes tasing him much easier if he's a perp

    #45

    75mm Drill Bit: Weapon Types: Spear, Heavy. +750 Attack Damage. If Spinning +75000 Damage. Ability: Drill Mode: The Drill Bit Spins At 773829 Rpm And Launches At You Enemys After Charging For 2 Turns

    75mm Drill Bit: Weapon Types: Spear, Heavy. +750 Attack Damage. If Spinning +75000 Damage. Ability: Drill Mode: The Drill Bit Spins At 773829 Rpm And Launches At You Enemys After Charging For 2 Turns

    Karma0617 Report

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company are asssholes for fulfilling the order

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    #46

    The Bass Blaster: +20% Chance To Fire A Fish That Inflicts Stun

    The Bass Blaster: +20% Chance To Fire A Fish That Inflicts Stun

    raptorsoldier Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For shooting BASStards

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he gun fishing, out by thelake

    #47

    Ram-Sword +80 Dmg & +10% To Cause An Electrical Strike On Hit

    Ram-Sword +80 Dmg & +10% To Cause An Electrical Strike On Hit

    The_Soft_ Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stores the soul of the killed

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steals the memory of those whom it kïlled

    #48

    The Delorean, Bonus Trait: Sends The Attacker Into The Future

    The Delorean, Bonus Trait: Sends The Attacker Into The Future

    GoodMornEveGoodNight Report

    dark wish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only in the USA can you get one of these beauties... only 666 payments of $666

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    #50

    Tacticool Drill

    Tacticool Drill

    nicholas2704 Report

    #51

    Shortaxe | Craft: Shorty 1x Broken Axe 1x | Type: Hybrid Weapon

    Shortaxe | Craft: Shorty 1x Broken Axe 1x | Type: Hybrid Weapon

    reddituser2756 Report

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute. Domino's in Zimbabwe has a children's play area? Not fair.

    MinDHertz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Al"s Shotgun Ax from Agent's of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    #53

    Ice Cream Of ???? (????), 100% Chance To Add 50 ???

    Ice Cream Of ???? (????), 100% Chance To Add 50 ???

    Foreignphantom Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No where was ice cream written it could be butter or cooling paste

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter! See this BP post: https://www.boredpanda.com/mcdonalds-employee-shares-secrets/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should identify items before using them, not only would you learn the benefits but you really don't want to eat Cursed Ice Cream.

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who knew better might have changed all those question marks for just one asterix.

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    #54

    1899 Tac Revolver +30 Pistol Xp +45 Pistol Damage

    1899 Tac Revolver +30 Pistol Xp +45 Pistol Damage

    Same-Ad-907 Report

    #55

    Vegan Ice Cream: +35 Health +10 Confusion

    Vegan Ice Cream: +35 Health +10 Confusion

    cheeseyesman Report

    #56

    17 Of Hearts

    17 Of Hearts

    DoubleTriple14 Report

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played online poker on shrooms once when I was younger. I was crying because I thought I had lost 10 million dollars. My friends had to explain multiple times that they had set it up for "free" play because they knew I wouldn't notice. Besides the obvious fact that I did not have 10 million dollars in the first place.

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    #57

    Gigahand: +9000 Unarmed Damage, -300% Speed & Agility

    Gigahand: +9000 Unarmed Damage, -300% Speed & Agility

    pbn_j Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra damage when used with infinity gauntlet

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One in the pink, four in the stink.

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    #58

    Ashes Of The First Bake. Legendary Craft Item

    Ashes Of The First Bake. Legendary Craft Item

    cellfanlover Report

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like that weird Goron meat from Tears of the Kingdom.

    Freddy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like if you hold it out on your hand without getting burnt for a while, a beast will awaken in anger.

    #59

    Instant Booba Pills - May Have Several Side-Effects (Or Not Work Instantly At All)

    Instant Booba Pills - May Have Several Side-Effects (Or Not Work Instantly At All)

    Batata-Sofi Report

    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have these in testosterone? Asking for a friend...

    #60

    Pobik's Core: Shoots Out Sharp Poker Cards In All Directions When Activated. 5 Damage Point Per Hit. (I Made This Btw)

    Pobik's Core: Shoots Out Sharp Poker Cards In All Directions When Activated. 5 Damage Point Per Hit. (I Made This Btw)

    maximumyeety Report

    #61

    These Hands From Salt Lake City. Travels Anywhere, Deals Extra Damage With Second Hit

    These Hands From Salt Lake City. Travels Anywhere, Deals Extra Damage With Second Hit

    go_faster1 Report

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    #62

    Average Knife Class: Medium Weapon -Inflicts 50 Bleed Over 10 Seconds And 150 Base Damage💀(Gives +3 Intimidation But -3 Charisma Upon Equip)

    Average Knife Class: Medium Weapon -Inflicts 50 Bleed Over 10 Seconds And 150 Base Damage💀(Gives +3 Intimidation But -3 Charisma Upon Equip)

    Random_Hunter_Steam Report

    #63

    The Kirbo Pumpkin: Grants A Permanent Buff To Holyness When Eaten. +50 Holyness -50 Hunger

    The Kirbo Pumpkin: Grants A Permanent Buff To Holyness When Eaten. +50 Holyness -50 Hunger

    Same-Ad-907 Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps away witches and wizards except Harry Potter we all know he lives his pumpkin juice

    #64

    Void Ice Cream: +30 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ And +15 [redacted]

    Void Ice Cream: +30 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ And +15 [redacted]

    KirbyatYT Report

    #65

    Thc Higher Human Moon Juice- Probably Fatal But It Looks Cool

    Thc Higher Human Moon Juice- Probably Fatal But It Looks Cool

    ColossalMcDaddy Report

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    #66

    Gunchuck. -6 To Hit (Hits Wielder On A 1). 2D10+2 Piercing Damage

    Gunchuck. -6 To Hit (Hits Wielder On A 1). 2D10+2 Piercing Damage

    averyoda Report

    MinDHertz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actual weapons in the metroidvania game "Forgone". So awesome!

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like something from Devil may Cry

    #67

    Limeon, Plus 1000 Sour Damage, Will Cause Temporary Paralysis Due To Flavor

    Limeon, Plus 1000 Sour Damage, Will Cause Temporary Paralysis Due To Flavor

    DM_meyourtitties Report

    #68

    20kg Of Bottle Caps: No Financial Issues For The Next 5 Years

    20kg Of Bottle Caps: No Financial Issues For The Next 5 Years

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    Caligo(he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could buy so much rad away with that many caps... Or some fusion cells.

    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those aren't all beer caps... I mean, I see a coca-cola cap in there, but still...

    #69

    The Old And New Testaments, When Combined They Give The User Plus 999,999 Minecraft Skill

    The Old And New Testaments, When Combined They Give The User Plus 999,999 Minecraft Skill

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    #70

    Car Tent: +27 Camouflage, -38 Agility

    Car Tent: +27 Camouflage, -38 Agility

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    #71

    +40 Long Range Accuracy And Damage -20 Fire Rate And Draw Speed

    +40 Long Range Accuracy And Damage -20 Fire Rate And Draw Speed

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then become a natural at others

    #72

    12-Gauge Deagle: Created By Fusing Shotgun With Your Current Weapon +50 Dmg At Close Range

    12-Gauge Deagle: Created By Fusing Shotgun With Your Current Weapon +50 Dmg At Close Range

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    #73

    Bullvover, +10 Damage -50 Sanity+10% Chance Winning Russian Rollete -100% Utility When Unloaded

    Bullvover, +10 Damage -50 Sanity+10% Chance Winning Russian Rollete -100% Utility When Unloaded

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    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, here's an example of ignorant photoshopping. When they put the action back there, they flipped it vertically, and put the rear sight down at the bottom. For proper ridiculousness, put the action right-side-up.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't, I don't want this. Tell me it's not real, tell me it can't hurt me.

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