I remember playing Resident Evil Village. There was this merchant, the Duke, who reappears all across the map as you progress through the story, and his store is filled with numerous weapons, potions, and other things that can help you out on your journey.
Well, there's a subreddit called 'Item Shop' that acts like a real-life interpretation of a video game market. And it has all sorts of goods. For example, a last-resort sign for protests that gives you +25 stealth and +20 max damage, but takes up 3 inventory slots. Or a chain mail suit that boosts your defense and charm by +100.
Whether you are an avid creator seeking inspiration or a joke enthusiast eager to be transported into creative realms, r/ItemShop offers a gateway to a bunch of transcendent pictures. The group was created in September 2017 and the items are now being shared by over 524,000 members who showcase their creative ideas, collaborate, and comment.
Stay tuned as we embark on this journey into the depths of r/ItemShop, where the possibilities are as infinite as the digital universe itself.
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Roselle, Companion: No Stats Needed
What does that mean? I’ve read that phrase in books before, but I don’t know what it means
Load More Replies...I don't understand how this relates to the topic, but it's a feel-good read.
Whether you are an avid creator seeking inspiration or a joke enthusiast eager to be transported into creative realms, r/ItemShop offers a gateway to a bunch of transcendent pictures. The group was created in September 2017 and the items are now being shared by over 524,000 members who showcase their creative ideas, collaborate, and comment.
Battle Dog - +50 Armor Value, Applies 15 Bleed/Second When Attacked, +20 Intimidation, +10 Style
Maybe they live in a neighborhood full of "tough macho men" that insist on having dogs that they themselves abuse to make aggressive? Humans suck.
Load More Replies...Our son had a dog that was attacked often as well, he bought a cattle prod to take with him on walks. He never used it because when it was turned on it made a very loud electronic almost a boom sound. Dogs backed away instantly. He always hoped he would never need to use it as he loves animals & he never did, the sound alone was enough. He only resorted to this after a hefty vet & doctor bill. I heard it & feel sorry that people use on cattle it makes me sad.
Are they feral dogs? Or just dogs that the owners refuse to keep on a leash/in their own yards? Either way I'd be raising héll. If they attack a small dog it's only a matter of time before they attack a child...
Rainbow Scraf +100 Homo And +100 Swag
That is pretty cool. Does it come in Grey? And no i'm not phobic, just boring.
It’s reverse nyan cat, instead of farting the rainbows it’s vomiting them
Load More Replies...We've all been gaming here and there, but what makes it so interesting? According to 'Game Routers', one of the reasons is novelty. With over 1 million games worldwide, there is plenty to choose from, depending on age, gender or other individual needs.
Chain Mail Suit +100 Defense And Charm
Penguins In Pullovers. Companions. With Their Cuteness, They Attract The Attention Of The Enemy And Thus Help Their Owner In The Fight
Okay, no. I know this is a joke, but pretty sure penguins aren't worried about the cold...
Never underestimate the power of cuteness. Cuteness attacks cause instant hypnosis and paralysis where the victim must stand in one place and go, "aww its soo cute!" for at least 10 seconds while ignoring anything else.
If these poor creatures get caught in an oil or chemical spill they have to rescue and clean these animals with Dawn or a soft liquid soap that breaks up oils. This also removes natural body oils and chemicals that help keep them dry and warm! So you have to rehab them until they can be released back into the wild!
They'd be cute if they were stuffed animals, but real penguins are always in the water swimming - those sweaters would get soggy & uncomfortable.
"The Penguin Foundation, based at Phillip Island in Australia, is calling for knitters around the globe to send them sweaters for birds in rehab. Penguins are constantly getting caught in oil spills down under, and they need the tiny sweaters to keep warm and to prevent them from attempting to rid themselves from the toxic oil with their beaks." https://time.com/13575/knit-for-oil-damaged-penguins/
Load More Replies...if I remember correctly, they're made by volunteers to protect penguins after an oil spill.
Robot Vacuum Clear. 86 Point Blank Aoe Smashing Damage
It was first marketed at the RoomBoom, but it wasn't selling well.
Load More Replies...Original post had "Wrong answers only" BTW - not idea why someone thought removing that would improve it.
Competency or mastery makes us feel like we're in control. Which happens to be one of the main human needs. Gaming requires some skills, like speed, aiming, map awareness or even farming, so we always feel good after accomplishing our goals.
Bunny Spider Mech, Boss Type Enemy, When Killed You Keep The Bunny As A Pet, +50 Ranged Attack, +100 Melee Attack
Sometimes nature gets drunk and this is an example of said drunkenness.
Brass Cannon (Can Only Be Equipped By Level 20+ Bards)
I once had a whim and I had to Obey it To buy a French horn in a charity shop I polished it up and I started to play it In spite of the neighbours who begged me to stop
I played a mini version from Jr. High thru to college. Baritone/Euphonium.
Comes with the Trom-bone theiver, steals the bones of all enemies, requires level of 20 as well
Cannon and canon are two different words, cannon is a thing that launches metal spheres, canon is something relating to a storyline
Load More Replies...Invisible Tape
Used on non-existent social problems, see invisible manual for instructions
Man, I need some tape for my very real social problems
Load More Replies...i can imagine some d**k manager adding this to everyones order, then when they catch them, asking them to prove they haven't got the invisible tape.
One of the main reasons why gaming is so interesting is the ability to feel free and explore. You can make yourself feel like you're in another realm and just roam free without any rules or boundaries. It is captivating because you never know what you will discover.
Loudencer: +15 Atk, Inflicts "Deafness" Effect To All Nearby Enemies
Or the embarrassment of carrying it around while searching for your target.
Load More Replies...Blue Coke, Allows User To Create A Calming Aura To Make Enemies Peaceful
Looting +50 Damage 84
That's actually really awesome. Perfect for single women at night!!
That leather flap is too dangerous, please buy something else... Like this assault gun "human murderer 3000", that's completely safe.
Load More Replies...I mean, it seems like a pretty good investment... But that's just my two cents.
The gaming world is also a safe place to fail. If you lose, you can simply restart again. If you're not enjoying the conversation with a fellow gamer, you can switch to another one. The point is that you can fail and it will have no consequences.
Armor Of The Traffic Cone: Negates Bludgeoning Damage And Causes Charging Enemies To Reroute To One Side To Avoid You. Full Body Slot
Crystallized Book | Allows The User To Cast 4 Unique Spells | Spell 1-Crystal Storm: Allows The User To Cast A Storm Of Sharp Crystals Dealing 45 Dmg Per Second | Spell 2-Crystal Bubble: Casts A Crystal Bubble To Shield The User For 10 Seconds And Heals 10 Hp Per Second | The Other 2 Are Below
Sigh, definitely not in the ocean... books disintegrate in the ocean. I guess this was put in some kind of insane salt solution...
Check out original reddit post. An artist created it.
Load More Replies...Dory’s Lost Soul. +800 Nightmare +2000 Sleep Paralysis
Competition is the key element that makes gaming so interesting. It is in our nature to want to do better than the opponent. It makes us develop skills like strategy, quick decision making and reaction. Competitive games are also fascinating because they are played professionally.
The Magnificent Duck The Sembol Of Cuteness And Luck +20%mob Drops +15% Finding Rare Items In Dungen Chests And +20%movment Speed When In Water
Sacred Mask: Grants Immunity To Poison, Necrotic Damage, And All Dark Magic
Okay, this looks like a tiny castle and I need to live in it
Tool Gun-Sold With Phys Gun
I admire your bravery. Thank you for your bold sacrifice to save our collective knowledge and the the fate of the world as we know it.
Load More Replies...Looks like he built the prototype too the phase pistol, the precursor to the phaser.
Its a "coil" gun. Shoots little metal slugs. The cylinder is replaced with a coil. this picture was not originally posted with this ad. It was shooped together.
I guess like a mini handheld railgun? Groovy
Load More Replies...Speaking about professional gaming, live streaming has become very popular over the years. People are watching players do their magic live on platforms like YouTube or Twitch. Some players have made a fortune and got sponsor deals by just being good at their favorite games.
The Bat
May have passed out from all the fumes given off by the markers.
Load More Replies...Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third. *Pardon my grammar pls* anyways it's a forgotten slit everyone should watch
Load More Replies...Gee that means the 6-7 billion other people on Earth are dead. Cause we didn't sign it!
Dollar Store: -1 Soda, For +$1
The Armoured Duck A Pet Item 100 Def 10% More Damage To Duck Type Enemies And He Looks Cute
The journey through r/ItemShop is an exhilarating adventure, offering a real-life interpretation of a video game market. This community is a source of boundless creativity, where artists and joke enthusiasts alike can find inspiration, share their ideas, and collaborate on unique concepts. So happy exploring!
Last Resort Sign: +25 Stealth +20 Max Dmg Takes Up 3 Inventory Slots
Cat, When In Inventory, +1 Cat
Vodquila : Upon Consumption, Forget All Learned Skills And Reset Your Character Points. Gain A Drowsy Effect For 3days
Explaining to the nurse that "I didn't want to die i just didn't want to be alive any longer"
Load More Replies...I've seen this before but I'm too scared to try it. My imagination says paint stripper.
Iron Food: +50 Pain -999 Regret
Pot Armor
when too many of your plants die, you have to brace yourself against sadness
Local nursery near me has a sculpture like this next to their sign, lol. But theirs is like 10 feet tall.
God Gone: +100 Attack On Astral Beings
why are you being downvoted!!!?? i wanna join
Load More Replies...God Turtle - Companion That Boosts Defense By 400% And Shields Against "Undead" And "Demonic" Enemy Classes
DAD?? AFTER ALL THIS TIME... YOU CAME BACK AS A TURTLE??? this milk better be amazing..
Did you really think you could defeat God with a little Goo Gone?
Useless Man- Literally Does Nothing. Just A Waste Of An Inventory Slot
Pretty sure that's one of Obvious Plant's spoof toys, with the logo snipped off the bottom of the picture.
absolutely not, the fact that this guy programs in Java proves it can be an Obvious Plant, otherwise it would have been labeled as a menace to society and good taste
Load More Replies...Yes, we used to sell useless naked men in plastic packaging.. you people are so lucky nowadays- clothes…! 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...Not free. Believe me, not free. We've got an entire Parliament full of these.
Load More Replies...Indian Computer Students who have only been taught to program in Java- 😲😲
Harambe Shaped Cheeto | Rare Item | Will Provide "Turn Into Gorilla" Buff For 5 Minutes
In my language we have a saying: He who sets the asking price is not dumb, but the one that pays it is.
Load More Replies...god, that's not a list price, that's an auction price that people actually were bidding on. 132 bids? Jesus.
That's the actual price it sold for. Someone paid $100K for a Cheeto. Still baffled by this event.
Load More Replies...Even funnier if he bought it just for a snack
Load More Replies...Souls Of The Damned
Potion Of Ancient Milk Will Result In 500 Years Of Poison Damage
OMG I figured it'd be some old milk right, I scrolled down and what it acutally says has me still laughing. Please don't drink that.
Tentbear, Provides Safety And Sleep While Keeping Guard. Can Be Used Multiple Times. Requires One Adventurer To Activate
1x Rapchair
Love the idea that their son was raptured meaning the rest of us 8 billion weren't good enough to be raptured, including the Pope.
The Mega Chankla. -50 Health To Children +200 Blunt Damage
Pistol Horse Heels: 60% More Kick Damage +extra Ability To Shoot Your Enemy With A Special Kick Combo. (6 Rounds Per Foot)
Honestly? I would wear these. I don't like heels. But I want hooves.
One Hit Insta Kill
Apparently, it's a reliquary from 1450 ... (source: https://wondersofthepast.quora.com/Now-in-the-Landes-museum-in-Zurich-This-reliquary-was-made-c-1450-to-house-a-relic-of-one-of-the-holy-innocent-massac)
https://blog.nationalmuseum.ch/en/2017/08/a-window-on-a-supernatural-helper/
Spinestealer, +25 Dmg, 10% Chance To Steal Spine From Target
Pre Cracked Egg +5 Time, Cooking With Eggs Now Takes 10 Seconds Less
If only it came in a natural sterile container straight from the chicken, ladies and gentlemen another solution to a non existent problem
Lefty-Loosey Righty-Fighty
Cubiwich: Heals 500 Hp, Character Become 3-D
Comically Large Rubix Cube (Rare Item, +10 Magic, +25 Defense)
Bro the person who replied is my kind, comically large rubix cube indeed
Facebar, Mcknuckles, Knike, And The Mercedestroyer. Each Offers Great Power, But At A Terrible Cost
Light Armour, Defence +50
75mm Drill Bit: Weapon Types: Spear, Heavy. +750 Attack Damage. If Spinning +75000 Damage. Ability: Drill Mode: The Drill Bit Spins At 773829 Rpm And Launches At You Enemys After Charging For 2 Turns
The Bass Blaster: +20% Chance To Fire A Fish That Inflicts Stun
Ram-Sword +80 Dmg & +10% To Cause An Electrical Strike On Hit
The Delorean, Bonus Trait: Sends The Attacker Into The Future
~quagmire Shrine~
Tacticool Drill
Shortaxe | Craft: Shorty 1x Broken Axe 1x | Type: Hybrid Weapon
Wait a minute. Domino's in Zimbabwe has a children's play area? Not fair.
Ammunition Tortoise Familiar +50 Ammo Capacity
Ice Cream Of ???? (????), 100% Chance To Add 50 ???
Doesn't matter! See this BP post: https://www.boredpanda.com/mcdonalds-employee-shares-secrets/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
1899 Tac Revolver +30 Pistol Xp +45 Pistol Damage
Vegan Ice Cream: +35 Health +10 Confusion
17 Of Hearts
I played online poker on shrooms once when I was younger. I was crying because I thought I had lost 10 million dollars. My friends had to explain multiple times that they had set it up for "free" play because they knew I wouldn't notice. Besides the obvious fact that I did not have 10 million dollars in the first place.
Load More Replies...Gigahand: +9000 Unarmed Damage, -300% Speed & Agility
Ashes Of The First Bake. Legendary Craft Item
Instant Booba Pills - May Have Several Side-Effects (Or Not Work Instantly At All)
Pobik's Core: Shoots Out Sharp Poker Cards In All Directions When Activated. 5 Damage Point Per Hit. (I Made This Btw)
These Hands From Salt Lake City. Travels Anywhere, Deals Extra Damage With Second Hit
Only via door dash, cause he's bringing knuckle sandwiches.
Load More Replies...Average Knife Class: Medium Weapon -Inflicts 50 Bleed Over 10 Seconds And 150 Base Damage💀(Gives +3 Intimidation But -3 Charisma Upon Equip)
The Kirbo Pumpkin: Grants A Permanent Buff To Holyness When Eaten. +50 Holyness -50 Hunger
Void Ice Cream: +30 ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ And +15 [redacted]
Thc Higher Human Moon Juice- Probably Fatal But It Looks Cool
Gunchuck. -6 To Hit (Hits Wielder On A 1). 2D10+2 Piercing Damage
Limeon, Plus 1000 Sour Damage, Will Cause Temporary Paralysis Due To Flavor
20kg Of Bottle Caps: No Financial Issues For The Next 5 Years
I could buy so much rad away with that many caps... Or some fusion cells.
I hope those aren't all beer caps... I mean, I see a coca-cola cap in there, but still...
The Old And New Testaments, When Combined They Give The User Plus 999,999 Minecraft Skill
Car Tent: +27 Camouflage, -38 Agility
+40 Long Range Accuracy And Damage -20 Fire Rate And Draw Speed
12-Gauge Deagle: Created By Fusing Shotgun With Your Current Weapon +50 Dmg At Close Range
Bullvover, +10 Damage -50 Sanity+10% Chance Winning Russian Rollete -100% Utility When Unloaded
Well, here's an example of ignorant photoshopping. When they put the action back there, they flipped it vertically, and put the rear sight down at the bottom. For proper ridiculousness, put the action right-side-up.
I don't, I don't want this. Tell me it's not real, tell me it can't hurt me.
