Dammit! And the search for a flying broom continues...

This one made me smile. We've all been there first thing on a morning, happily pouring hot water into the sugar bowl, haven't we?

This is so sweet

Most people: *takes a picture. proceeds to wrap it back and does not recycle both paper and plastic*

Ha ha ha!

A murder of crows. A pride of lions. A family of arguments. Yep, it works.

it has a dream

I love this.

Now if only we could get life instructions on all our sweatshirts...we still wouldn't follow them. Lol

A Reddit fan !

I really would like my sweatshirt to be made with 100% Unicorn feathers!

Hahaha - that 'front page' part is hilarious!

Lawyer up! Real life advice from a sweater tag.

LOL!

Unicorns don't have wings!!

....because I always bring my blunt pencils to the beach with me...

Reminds me of Futurama. Leela's apartment number was 1BDI. For those no in the know, Leela was a cyclops. One beady eye. Get it?

Me too Motley, me too

sure recycle a product which could have been made locally in the US, but instead is coming all the way from China. yup that sounds eco !

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Wanting to deflect the consumer from the over half the bottle ingredients list…

Now you can get drunk and gamble!

Tigers are not known for their expertise on yeast.

Is that for mating? Is this how Ukeleles are born?

that we know of.

Take it to be the KING!

Legend says that if you step on it, a secret passageway to Bikini Bottom will open in the Pacific ocean.

So, does the fire truck just hook up to this so it's like a sprinkler system without it's own water supply? Never seen one before

Transformers came from the planet Cybertron. You are welcome.

That smile, though!

Knowing Lego as a company I`m 99% confident that this is not a coincidence.

Snake, or giraffe?

The last one has seen something...

nooo really?!

211 telling it like it is

I had one of these at work! But I went on long term sick and no one watered Bob in my absence so now he's bald and I'm sad.

RIP Hard Rock Hotels. Hoping Branson can come close to your vibe, but I doubt it.

This is hilarious!

Holy poly..

Thank you for your candid opinion!

I still play this game. Love it

Party on, Garth!

You have stumbled upon the ancient kingdom of the gnomes.

So true! :D

Famous last words.

It's also connected to Bowles Avenue

I would get a microscope and explore the tiny city.

Them: "Have you found Jesus, son?". Me: "Uh, yup. I just pulled the spine of this book and there he was!"

i saw a wolf howling at the moon first

What would Peach think?

Argh I listen to this stream all the time at work

I'm glad they have feelings. Do most scientists not? Do they need a hug?

It's not called recycling if you burn it, though. The technical term is thermal utilisation, which I find a bit misleading though as it's an euphemism for "we burn it so we don't have to take care of its separation and recycling"

Surprising amount of support for nose picking in the comments here!

..until you see the working conditions of the people who made it.