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“The Real Joke”: 50 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself (New Pics)
Love it or hate it, the comments section is a mainstay of nearly anything that gets posted to the internet. Indeed, depending on the sort of content you prefer, the comments section can be a veritable gold mine of hilarity, savagery, or just downright good ideas.
Netizens from around the world share the best comments with “The Real Joke” to make sure top-tier content doesn’t end up lost and forgotten. Indeed, there are times when some random comment ends up being just downright funnier than the post itself. So get comfy as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment something below. Who knows, it might even make the next list.
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#1
Your Welcome
schovoo 2 years ago
.. and to everyone basking in the self-righteousness of the omnipresent anti-american sentiment that has befallen this website: Your all wrong!!1!!
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#2
Nailed It!
The Doom Song 2 years ago
Showed this to my partner. He spat vodka out thru his nose he laughed so much
Donkey boi 2 years ago
I don't know about the exercise, but I do know it's a bread based diet.
Catharina Geerts 2 years ago
Before He started preaching, Jesus was a carpenter, like his father Jozef. So that gave Him a strong body
MH3 2 years ago
I would re-post this, but then I would be persona non grata with my religious friends that don't have a sense of humor.
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
A friend was raised by those with no sense of humor, but she was learning. To me it's a harsh form of poverty. Sometimes a sense of humor is all there is to save you. To be fair, we all have things others mustn't joke about.
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Synonym Rolls
Bookworm (she/her) 2 years ago
I can’t eat synonym rolls. They always give me give me thesaurus throat!
Sheila Stamey 2 years ago
They are very much alike, and serve the same purpose and function as synonyms.to fill my tummy with happy. So each is yes a synonym for each of the others.
While we might think of it as an integral part of the internet era, the truth is that a “comments section” has existed for almost half a millennium. When Martin Luthor nailed his ninety-five theses to a door, he was simply following in the footsteps of other German academics, who would share their thoughts through, effectively, bits of parchment put up in public areas.
However, it’s pretty clear that this method, while effective, considering the spread of Protestantism, lacked any ability to reply effectively. Outside of letters that readers might send editors, most “public” discussions would be entirely verbal up until 1998, when the online diary site “Open Diary” added a comments section.
#4
Saw This Gem Earlier
Floeckchen 2 years ago
How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulp? One! We are effective and humorless.
Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago
None. They are too important to do that,, but will manipulate someone else into doing it.
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
A narcissist would never stoop to do such a menial task; they are way to good for that.
#5
404 Unfound
#6
Not So Innocent
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
In the USD this would be $2.70, for approx. 8oz. Over $5.40 for little more than a pound of butter. So no, not that cheap.
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Ahhhh, the label maker! Carrying one of those things around can make one's day, for sure!
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I’ve seen this image so many times and I never noticed the pineapple before
The same year, The Rocky Mountain News added the ability of readers to comment on news stories. Interestingly, The Rocky Mountain News was also the first US newspaper to feature an advice column, where readers could get suggestions for their questions and conundrums. Sadly, this innovative paper closed down in 2008.
#7
Thanks For The Explanation!
Tomato Smudge 2 years ago
This could go under "ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho?"
LovePsychos 2 years ago
My partner works with Indians and says that they are really intelligent.
michael Chock 2 years ago
Professors are paid to read the book for you. Outside of hands-on classes (surgery, heavy equipment operation, flying), going to college is a mark of social status not of skill.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
ok but let them complain about it for themselves. Or do you think they need a pink saviour to stand up for them? just asking you to rethink your position.
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#8
Rock Hard Patriotism
Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Oh that would make me so uncomfortable - just standing there while everybody was facing you an saying the pledge (edited for spelling )
Foxglove🇮🇪 2 years ago
Being required to say the pledge makes me uncomfortable
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Camber Hollywood 2 years ago
America - always finding ways to disrespect the flag and call it patriotism.
der sebbl 2 years ago (edited)
The fact that there is something like disrespecting a flag is confusing for me.
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Strega Nonna 2 years ago
This is one of the dumbest photos that I've seen in a while. It is not necessary for a flag to be present to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
They are pledging to a desecrated image of a flag (according to the rules of the flag). This flagrant violation has been flagged for flaggerization...
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
This should come with a explanation. After reading the comment I assume it has something to do with the weird pledge, but why do you have to have a flag for it?
#9
Ayo What’s This Person Planning
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I always have my partner's actual name because if I am hit by a car, people need to be able to look through my addressbook and see who is related to whom, who is family with whom, etc.
Stuart 2 years ago
My wife is listed as, "my sexy wife." I'm positive that is a big enough clue for law enforcement.
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Say No to Downvoting 2 years ago
I’m still in my husband’s phone under my maiden name. We’ve been married 18 years.
Pensive_Panda 2 years ago
I'm not even IN my husband's phone. But then, he's on drugs so...
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My brother is Bro in my contacts. I hope if something happens they put two and two together
Cecilie Hammershøy 2 years ago
My mom have 3 functioning kidneys and 2 children.... I call her spare part mom (one kidney for her and one for each of her children)
Mr. Ping Pong 2 years ago
"One" of my identical twins? How many identical twins do you have? At this point, I suspect you've been cloned!
Since the early 2000s, comment sections have practically crept up everywhere. From breaking news stories to the recipe for a sweet potato pie and everything in between, we are generally free to share our thoughts, criticisms, and suggestions with the entire world. Of course, this doesn’t mean that our thoughts, criticisms, and suggestions should actually be seen, but that’s a whole different matter.
#10
Kinda Dark But Here Ya Go Lol
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
Some need to remember that what they see as 'cute' is a full grown adult with it's own life to live.
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I can see them expressing their frustration about the occurrence in such a way, though.
Anikulapo 2 years ago
Replace the monkeys by soldiers who have just taken a city, and…
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Abel 2 years ago (edited)
"Hey kids lets have a day at the zoo" WEEEE!" And a trauma for life!
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
LOL! "Hey kids! Let's have a fun day at the z...OH MY SWEET FUC*ING G*D!!!"
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td0013 2 years ago
Fun Fact - Baboons F%$#ing HATE Star Wars Stormtroopers. Found this out while doing an MS Walk in the Phoenix Zoo in full trooper armor with other members of the 501st Legion. Seriously.. The zookeepers had to run us off away from the baboon area because the baboons were "going crazy trying to get out of their enclosure" to attack us.
#11
The Usernames Are Cool Too
Gravy the Vampire Penguin 2 years ago
If I was clever I would have a cool quirky pun to go with this. That would have been otterly hilarious.
Eline 2 years ago
Lylla bringing some of those plastic things to Rocket to help him build a space ship to fly away and see the sky together....
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
i was thinking (crying a little too) about them ! <3
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Amusing joke, but in no way is it better than the original picture.
randomhungryhamsterperson 2 years ago
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#12
Dads Having Fun
Kurichfield 2 years ago
Like having a cheeseburger on an elevator...yummmmmmm
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Indeed, comment sections are so common that the lack of one is what actually stands out. If you open a YouTube video and notice that the comments are locked, your first thought generally is “What on God’s green Earth happened here?” In the particular case of YouTube, it’s often a result of certain comments leading to a video’s demonetization.
#13
The Real Joke Is Always In The Comments
Parmeisan 2 years ago
Just warning for others: reading this guy's full story was really not "fun". Just move on with the knowledge that in retribution for having been abused as a child, he became a vigilante against abusers.
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Bobby 2 years ago
In the United States there is a public registry of people convicted of sex offenses and includes info such as place of employment and address. Some states provide more detail than others, but they all have at least this
Load More Replies... LovePsychos 2 years ago
Don't forget rich and powerful people. People who feel invincible are more likely to do unspeakable acts.
#14
Clever With A Perfect Delivery
Astrophile 2 years ago
Deuteronomy 16:10, And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks unto the lord thy God with a (Mazda)Tribute.
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Carla Phillips 2 years ago
So Jesus drove a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda, well Fonda don't got a motor in the back of her honda,.. the crucifixion isn't done till we have God's only son.. I couldn't resist. Would you believe the devil made me do it?
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
why not? it probably has cup holders for holy water (augh that was so bad)
Some famous cases of entire publications limiting comments include Vice, which shut the feature down in 2016. In a public statement, they argued that "we had to ban countless commenters over the years for threatening our writers and subjects, doxxing private citizens, and engaging in hate speech against pretty much every group imaginable."
#15
It Just Kept Getting Better
He's a nut 2 years ago
THERE'S LITERALLY A PAINTING/PORTRAIT OF AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, PEOPLE!!!!! Jeez It wasn't a roast Just a really good joke
Ruthie R 2 years ago
If that's the same guy on the right of the photo, he had a facelift - that's not just weight loss.
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
I was about to say, he looks way older in the photo on the top.
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Ann Coffman 2 years ago
Ahh, so not everyone lost weight! I'm glad you pointed that out.
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#16
Never Going To Know
PlusUltraNova (She/They) 2 years ago
Take an upvote, cause I'll never run around and desert you after a comment like that. (That was so bad noooo)
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Too many syllables, but here goes. 🎶 Never gonna give you the fuc*ing satisfaction, never gonna do addition or subtraction... 🎶
Baali Venomax 2 years ago
Is there no escape from that awful song? Its been over three decades at least, knock it off!
#17
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
Adam Belaire 2 years ago
Admittedly, I stared way too long at Michelangelo's name to see how it was a pun about setting an angel free until I realized it was just a quote -_-;
Random Archetypes 2 years ago (edited)
That statue looks like its trying to. . . Adjust itself.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
So when the first person saw it and said "you must be at the movies, you're picking your seat," nobody got it because they didn't speak English and they didn't know what movies were
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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago
Michelangelo was a name of one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all named after famous artists.
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
A ninja with only 3 fingers as well! What hardships he had to overcome to sculpt that... Simply breathtaking!
#18
Prime Cut!
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
The Americans are weird too, they put a wig on an orange and call it president
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Fun fact: It's called the 'boot', because traditionally, at the back of a horse drawn carriage you would find the driver's/coachman's boot locker, often just called 'the boot'. Early cars in England, also had a boot locker fitted at the rear, so the name stuck.
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I use both, i honestly don’t care how I spell it as long as I think it looks right
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arthbach 2 years ago
Normally in English (as opposed to American English), 'grey' is the colour, and 'Gray' is a person's surname.
pfeils wife 2 years ago
to "John Boy" below. He's tying to get back into the White House again. Seriously, as soon as he stops, we will. I promise.
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I can’t remember which one is used where, I use grey and gray interchangeably
arthbach 2 years ago
In the UK, 'grey' is the colour, and 'Gray' is a person's surname.
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Caroline Overill 2 years ago
Depending on how much we like the Prime Minister they could be in power a helluva lot longer than a president.
That same year (surprise, surprise,) NPR also made the decision to remove a comments section from its articles. They believed that it was becoming too difficult to moderate comments, while many people were simply being disrespectful, arguing in bad faith, and generally turning a public forum into an online brawl.
#19
Holy S**t That’s Dark
cerinamroth 2 years ago
This photo always makes me so sad. It's people holding up their babies so their relatives on the other side of the Berlin Wall can see them. By the state of the wall, it would be the early 60s - the families wouldn't be reconciled for another 25+ years. Imagine missing out on all that time.
Pandora 2 years ago
Just imagine your in-laws were on the other side. True bliss...
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pfeils wife 2 years ago
wild guess here, but I think "burgonies" above... was referring to Uvalde. SO SAD. Both this photo and all the police officers in Uvalde that just sat, waiting, scared sh*tless at that school (Robb Elementary) while all those children continued to get murdered. So much for "good guys with a gun" huh?
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Caroline Driver 2 years ago
This reply is so sick funny, I'm wondering if it was made by a Brit
#20
I Think It Belongs Here
#21
Clever
While most sites don’t quite take it as far, the internet has developed a nasty reputation for horrible comments, needing strong moderation tools. Anonymity, distance, and a general lack of consequences mean that sad, useless, and petty people get their kicks from being disruptive and hurtful online.
#22
I Love Democracy
Robert T 2 years ago
It's what you wear when you spill tea down your best cardi(gan), aka cardi A.
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Sven Horlemann 2 years ago
I am too lazy right now to google who Cardi B is. The 5 dollars, please.
SadieCat17 (she/her) 2 years ago
1. Take the first option and auction out personalized questions to ask her to fans. 2. Record an interview. 3. Profit.
Donald 2 years ago
She is an American rap "artist" and not very good actor. She openly admitted to meeting men at the club she worked in, going with them back to their place to drug them and steal their belongings. She is also beyond obnoxious and about as deep as a puddle.
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#23
Appropriate
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Goddamn. Is it okay to call a dog hot without any weird sh*t going on in my head?
#24
Ouch
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
MAGIKARP used BURNNNNNNNNNN! It's super effective! The opposing ALEX fainted! You got 600 Karma Koins!
One study found that roughly a quarter of all internet comments had some form of incivility. Given that most hateful comments are deleted, the real number may be even higher. As a result, some people feel it's just downright risky to delve into any comments section, as who knows what mess they might encounter.
#25
Country Puns Always Deliver
Steven Meyer 2 years ago
Twice as red as blue, because the red represents the bloodshed by Americans
#26
Not Entirely Sure If It Fits But Its Funny So Thought To Share
arthbach 2 years ago
Jason is an actor trained in various fighting styles. When he is at events etc, he will want to be concentrating on the event. The bodyguard(s) will be scanning the crowds, analysing threats, etc. It's not their job to 'fight baddies', it's their job to alert Jason way before it comes to that stage.
Yvonne Blau 2 years ago
Ah you're one of those people who explain jokes away :D (jk)
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Punch a bodyguard and they punch you back, you get charged with assault and that's the end of it. Punch Momoa and he punches back - $2 million civil lawsuit.
pineapple87 2 years ago
They're there to spot the short assailants who would escape Jason's gaze from up high.
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
It's so the adversaries know just how close they are to the final boss...
Ronnie Beaton 2 years ago
Some random nitwit attacked him in a bar a couple of years ago as I recall.
#27
?
Der Kommissar 2 years ago
a joke we used to tell in elementary school in the 60s; what did the vampire say to the student? See you next period
Lesbitarian Lady 2 years ago
As a lesbian, at first I shook my head. Then I chuckled, a little. Went back to shaking my head.
And that’s a shame, as these examples show that, amongst all the trash, there are nuggets of pure gold. Fortunately, groups like “The Real Joke” exist to highlight the best comments, so the rest of us don’t have to suffer. Similarly, many online sites use an up-and-downvote system so that users can self-moderate.
#28
Op Was Asking If There Was A Subreddit They For Helping People Find The Creator Of An Uncredited Image Of Art. One Commenter's S**tty Life Pro Tip LED To This Gold
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I’m going to start trying this out if I get desperate enough. I see such beautiful works of art get passed around online but I can never find the ones who made it
Jani Chayut 2 years ago
You could probably just ask for help from netizens and get the response you're hoping for without seeming like a plagiarist.
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meow point1 2 years ago
Isn't Cunningham's Law, "When you fall in love, start singing about how you've 'found your thrill'"?
#29
Moon Landing
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
So does that mean that, according to Google Moon, a part of Africa is on the moon?
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Seems like it would have been more efficient to just go there and send pictures than to go to the moon, bring a huge piece of it back, and then fake the landing
#30
When You Had To Google To Get It
UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you) 2 years ago
Goddammit. I’d never thought to put those two together, and I’ll never stop hearing it as Big Black C*ck News. 🤦🏻♂️
Maggie Mae 2 years ago
The Reporters Make it up as The Day goes on! Nothing Good ever Happens!!
This means that the best comments often rise to the top, for all of us to enjoy, while the worst ones get pushed down. This can also serve as a pleasant reminder that most people do not agree with the worst comments and will, actively, help make them less visible. So if you want to see more creative and hilarious comments, check out Bored Panda's other article on the topic.
#31
Can’t Handle Being Bisexual
DE Ray 2 years ago
I just don't understand bisexuals... Is it twice per sexual, or once every other sexual?
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I'll spare you the probability calculations, but being bisexual does not double your chances of scoring, unless the percentage of strictly gay people equals the percentage of strictly straight people.
Catlady6000 2 years ago
Is it wierd I'd really like to see someone do the math? It always fascinates me because I can't add to twenty-five with my shoes off
Load More Replies... meow point1 2 years ago
Reminds me of when I (an aro-ace woman) saw an X Reader fanfic of a character who I headcanon as aro-ace. I quipped, "0 + 0 = 0".
Rahb in Oz 2 years ago
A guy I once worked with was called 'bisexual', as it was said he was so unattractive he had to BUY sex. Very cruel, especially as he was a really lovely person. (But, sadly for him, very unattractive.) It did NOT help that another man in the office was VERY handsome and dated an airline attendant (who, in those days, had to be unmarried and very attractive). Sad.
#32
Missed
STress (I/me) 2 years ago
So, it's kinda second hand shop - just the right one for Luke to get a purchase.
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Steve Robert 2 years ago
This is so bad I'd tell you to shoot me, but then I'd have to go to Target first.
#33
It Took Me A Minute To Be Honest
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Why is my sense of humor so....dark. I'm trying not to laugh at this but, here I am.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
Amputee joke and backstory- My sister is 7 years older than me, and she was into the whole EMO thing in the late 80s. And she was mean to me. I asked for a joke to tell my 3rd grade class, as we all had to present one. This is what she gave me. "Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms." Yeah. I still feel the look my teacher gave me while I was standing there proud of myself.
#34
Goddammit
David Paterson 2 years ago
I love the way the large digits are written higher, that explains a lot about people who see geometry in numbers like pi.
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago (edited)
But mom would never be able to stop saying the name! Poor woman!
GothamQueen 2 years ago
Bored Panda editors pick seemingly normal things to censor yet the title of this post which is censored by the MPAA is in bold print. Just an observation, don’t come at me please and thank you
#35
Precisely What I Was Looking For
Mocha the Lion 2 years ago
DONT DOWNVOTE PEOPLE FOR NOT KNOWING THINGS, BP IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE FAR CORNERS OF THE INTERNET WHERE THERES CLOSE TO NO HATE!!!
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#36
This Is Why I Love Reddit
#37
That’s Funny My Dad Did This
Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
There’s Norway I’m going to pay the alimony
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#38
I’m Still Laughing At This. Well Done, My Guy
Eris Kallisti 2 years ago
I know it wouldn't sound like death metal, but I feel like it should.
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Nilsen 2 years ago
Found it in that little Odd shop you know. That one down the street (i could have sworn it was here....). That guitar was marked No 1, and this was No2
Natalie H 2 years ago
So have I. That’s why I quit Twitter…unsolicited bagpipe pics 😖
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DetongLhamo 2 years ago
If it was a choice between the latter and the triangle in the school band, I’d take the latter.
#39
Digital Transformation
Eric Johnson 2 years ago
The McDonald's near me had their ice cream machine not working today. For the past year or more, they've also been too cheap to stock Coca-Cola. They will have every other type of drink, but always no Coca-Cola. How many other McDonalds restaurants are that cheap?
#40
Pretty Simple But Cool
#41
A S**tty Joke If I May, But It's Actually The Real One There
The Scout 2 years ago
"But it's so scary to walk all through the dark into the cemetery with you!" - "What should I say? I will have to go back all alone..."
two-sided llama 2 years ago
no you don't ill be right behind you ( you just won't know)
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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago
i decided i want my funeral to be at night and for people to dress as zombies
Lotekguy 2 years ago (edited)
I'll be there. OK if I bring my ghoul friend? She'll want to see the skeleton crew of pallbearers.
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Saw a guy stabbing a gravestone with a rusty knife. I asked him what he was doing and he said "They spelt my name wrong"
A B C the Third 2 years ago
Oh BP, could you PLEASE stop censoring the FÚCKING PUNCHLINE of a joke? If you don't have the balls to say it out loud, don't say it at all.
Tom Hardeveld 2 years ago (edited)
"Don't be afraid little Lady, there are no ghosts here. At least I haven't seen any on the 700 years I've been here..."
#42
Saw It In Comedy Cemetery But Had To Pick It Out For That Comment
YTK 2 years ago
So android is better in every way and iPhone is pointless and shouldn’t exist?
VonBlade 2 years ago
No, the iPhone enables us to quickly determine who bases their choices on hype rather than substance and thus can be ignored.
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Book Nerd (she/her) 2 years ago
I have an Apple, but I kind of want an android for my next phone. Can somebody try to sway me to either side??
Joey Marlin 2 years ago
A lot depends on what you want to do. If you are a person who likes using apps you get a much larger choice with Android over iphones & they are often developed first. Husband had to work with both when employed by a major corporate. He found that Apple really disliked working with outsiders, make it very difficult to get a project going & charge millions for the privilege. Android welcome it & charge a LOT less. Very different ethos (he now hates Apple with a passion). It made that sector change who they worked with first. Same with some websites, won't work well with iphones (friend couldn't book cinema tickets - small local cinema but still!). As a business using microsoft office it's also a problem when people email us from iphones, they often don't arrive.
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#43
Moments Like These Are Why I Pay My Internet Bill
Cassidy Moore 2 years ago
I mean I was told to put a cabbage leaf on my breasts to help with the pain of drying up milk so who knows
Der Kommissar 2 years ago
Urban legend about a woman who put a potato in her uterus because it was prolapsed. It sprouted. The Doctor; "Lady, you don't need a doctor, you need a gardener"
Flora Wolfe 2 years ago
I can imagine them explaining to a doctor why the doctor has to remove brussels sprouts from his b******e.
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
Skip all of this and use witch hazel. (Let's see what you come up with that fodder.)
#44
Einstein Did What?
#45
One Of The Best Reddit Comments I’ve Seen In A While
#46
Comments Sections On R/Memes Are Great
David Paterson 2 years ago
The "boomer" generation did more than explode. It witnessed nuclear bomb tests.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Everyone alive born before 2017 was here during a nuclear bomb test. The US alone did at least 15 tests a year from the time I was born until I finished high school in '90. Not only did you miss the joke, you took the stereotypical boomer stance to think your generation is special when you're just like the rest of us. Don't be a stereotype.
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Quinn 2 years ago (edited)
Judging from the signs of the times, it looks like Boomers are going to explode any day now. And when they do, they'll be taking the whole world with them.
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
what do you think I am? A yellow Pikmin who didn't run from a bomb rock?
Blondieybat 1 year ago
I can't explode yet. I have so many more younger people to annoy... (I am the ame model year as the 1st convertible Mustang)
#47
He’s Got A Point
David 2 years ago
First comment is a reference to bored men in lock down masturbating. Dude who replied is named Jakov which at least sounds like "jack off" which is slang for masturbation. So the joke is how can you be named after masturbation and not get a masturbation joke.
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Chris B 2 years ago
This should be so much further up the list. Worked hard not to spray coffee everywhere reading this
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Maybe you're not working hard enough, I've never met one that sprayed coffee
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago (edited)
I think this isn't sex/gender thing but language. Jakov is Slavic name (Jacob) but it is pronounced similar to Yakow; doesn't sound even remotely similar to jerk-off and not a single Slav (including me with advanced English skills and almost pervert taste in nasty jokes) would find this punny. Nor funny. 🫢
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Bruh
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I never expected to see a country have an ahegao face. Rule 34 is a thing I guess, shouldn’t be too surprised
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
Looks like someone has their head up their as s. Let's see what Canada thinks of it.
#49
Ironic
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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#50
His Sex Life
michael Chock 2 years ago
My sex life is like the Republicans version of covid. Made up to get more votes.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
To the downvoters, I think they are making a joke, not agreeing with the misinformation.
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
Or 99.9% survival rate. It’s all about how you spin the stats, and I like those odds!
RedMarbles 2 years ago
Here's some better information on the case fatality rate. It has certainly plummeted since late February 2022 (which is fantastic), but I can only find one country that has reached that low a rate and that's South Korea. While case fatality rates aren't simple to get to accurate figures, it's nonetheless clear that it's inaccurate to make a blanket statement that the case fatality rate is only 0.1%. Get your vaccinations, people. Mortality Risk of COVID-19 - Our World in Data https://ourworldindata.org/mortality-risk-covid
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Analyn Lahr 2 years ago
Sam Winchester's sex life had a mortality rate. At least in the earlier seasons.
#51
Flipity Flip Mom
Flora Wolfe 2 years ago
There is a surprising number of things you can have done to your corpse. Pencils, fertilizer, soap, anything you can make with leather, anything you can make with carbon, I sometimes wonder how many corpse diamonds exist.
#52
He Really Dodged A Bullet
#54
Pdf File
#55
Stinking Rich Lol
Tim Douglass 2 years ago
Talking with a WWII fighter pilot while working on his memoirs and he said that they were so broke they would fart just to have a cent in their pocket. That joke has been around the block a time or two!
#56
Smol Talk
Roger9er 2 years ago (edited)
I seriously got this question a lot and I'm not even THAT tall; I'm 6"7. This is a good response!
cadena kuhn 2 years ago
Oddly enough I have a super tall husband who does not play basketball but does play mini golf
Anony Mouse 2 years ago
My brother used to tell that joke when he was 10. He's 50 now. Pretty old joke.
#57
Left With No Rights
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Not only did she feel a right t*t but she did everything half a*sed too
#58
Absolutely Murdered
#60
This Subreddit Is Beautiful
The Amazing Fluffernaut 2 years ago
Click snap (anyone know the reference, any Zelda nerds?)
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#61
So Good
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
"I'd kill" for something that should distract from murder.
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#62
G.......y
Mocha the Lion 2 years ago
as someones girly son i take offense to this >:( /j, yall stop downvoting. people get banned because of stuff like this. dont downvote for someones opinion
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#64
This Gave Me A Good Chuckle
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I had to turn that off on my watch. I was in a serious meeting and all you hear from my wife is *doo-dee* "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY ;D"... I wanted to disappear into the wind from embarrassment.
#65
An Interesting Title
Michael Largey 2 years ago
An apostrophe once told me its life's story, but it left things out.
#66
Real Life: The Game
#67
Truly Purculiar
#70
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I can understand the grandparents desperately wanting SOME part of their respective children to still "be alive" in the world, and to be fair, if the couple had already had embryos frozen, that (generally) means that they intended to use them/use IVF in order to have those children someday. One could say that they were already the children that the couple were inevitably GOING to have (albeit unborn at the time), but didn't have the chance to gestate and have before they died. I do think it's odd, but if the grandparents had a support system in place in order to care for the child (they were young enough themselves to still raise a baby and/or their childrens' siblings agreed to raise their niece/nephew), then I don't find it disturbing. It's touching, in a weird way, and in all honesty, the embryos were going to "go to waste" anyway. This way, the grandparents/families got to have a connection to their deceased relatives and an embryo got the chance to be born.
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I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
Yes def missing the second toe on his left foot.
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#71
Piabetes
#72
Haha
#73
Taking A Stand
Roger9er 2 years ago
On picture one he has one happy mug, but on picture two they got his mugshot.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
His wife is a pretty popular doctor in my area. I don't know her personally, but I have talked to her on the phone when i worked in a pharmacy. He was a stay at home husband watching the kids. I'm sure she was ecstatic seeing his face on TV. I actually feel bad for her and the kids.
#74
Nice
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This perfectly lines up with the way I see the numbers. I’m in synesthesia heaven
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Hey Stardust - totally unrelated to your comment/this article/post BUT I just want you to know that if you someday feel okay enough to start Ace Comics up again, you've got at least one fan looking forward to it! <3
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 2 years ago
So that's why 7 is so angry, it didn't have a 3 squared meal that day
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Johnny & Amber
#76
Ouch
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I can't tell my left from right. Neither can my sister or my grandfather. If I'm driving and someone yells "go left!" I will instantly take a right every time. I have to imagine myself picking up a pencil and sometimes act it out in order to know left from right
SkekVi 2 years ago
My solution to this was to stop using left and right entirely. I use port/starboard or cardinal directions now, and always look at a map and a compass rather than written or spoken directions. It's frustrating bc people WILL insist on just repeating 'left' and 'right' and so forth, but people are gonna be irritating no matter what you do. You just ignore 'em or tell 'em to shut it. XD
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#79
Cow
Donkey boi 2 years ago
For me it depends on the circumstances and who's boob it is. When I'm at work, it's usually something like, 'Are the photos clear? Has the referral form been completed correctly?'. At home, it's 'I hope my hands are warm'.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
When I see a large boob in a small bikini top I imagine Spiderman holding back a zeppelin
#80
I Love R/Disneyvacation
joann fielding 2 years ago
In England, a CV is the equivalent of a resume'.
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He Was Her Cousband
Pink Princess 2 years ago
For anyone reading this they were 3rd cousins, not 1st cousins, which is way grosser
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
DMX was a rapper who died around the same time that Queen Elizabeth II's husband died. While they didn't die on the same day, it was close. DMX died on April 9, 2021, and Prince Phillip died on April 17, 2021. I guess the joke is supposed to be that they died "on the same day", except rp-licious got the dates wrong XD
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#83
Not Very Funny But Clever Ig
MasterJoseph 2 years ago
NFT usually stands for Non-Fungible Token- it's bought with Cryptocurrency
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Laughed Really Hard At This
#85
All Your Interests In One Place
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago (edited)
Excuse me, it's TEENAGE Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not Early Twenties Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
real. a lot of the stuff is labeled "funY" but really dry.
Load More Replies... bittybojangs 2 years ago
Oh my God. I am on the floor laughing during my finals hour and I picked the ones that sent me going through the floor. These ones are 8, 17, 27, 37, 43, 44, and 48.
Mummu Morbidia 2 years ago
i really needed these, I laughed so hard my low pressure went up and now i feel great. Had been in so much pain.
TMoxraaaar 2 years ago
Does anyone know how to get in touch with admins? This damn app will NOT show me replies to my posts. I am sick of it.
Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago
I did not enjoy these. I guess I'm a prude. Most of them were.....just went blank. I guess crude is the word. I'm too old to find them funny.
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
real. a lot of the stuff is labeled "funY" but really dry.
Load More Replies... bittybojangs 2 years ago
Oh my God. I am on the floor laughing during my finals hour and I picked the ones that sent me going through the floor. These ones are 8, 17, 27, 37, 43, 44, and 48.
Mummu Morbidia 2 years ago
i really needed these, I laughed so hard my low pressure went up and now i feel great. Had been in so much pain.
TMoxraaaar 2 years ago
Does anyone know how to get in touch with admins? This damn app will NOT show me replies to my posts. I am sick of it.
Dorothy Cloud 2 years ago
I did not enjoy these. I guess I'm a prude. Most of them were.....just went blank. I guess crude is the word. I'm too old to find them funny.
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