This is hilarious.

Showed this to my partner. He spat vodka out thru his nose he laughed so much

😂

Clever.

If you use just a member, you'll never be able to find it.

Yay! Goat's butter is back!

Indian guy here...just checking in :)

Oh that would make me so uncomfortable - just standing there while everybody was facing you an saying the pledge (edited for spelling )

I always have my partner's actual name because if I am hit by a car, people need to be able to look through my addressbook and see who is related to whom, who is family with whom, etc.

OMG - that would be traumatic for the zookeepers....

If I was clever I would have a cool quirky pun to go with this. That would have been otterly hilarious.

This is so good on so many levels.

Google alaskan avenger for fun

Matthew 14:8, Give me here John Baptist's head in a Charger.

THERE'S LITERALLY A PAINTING/PORTRAIT OF AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, PEOPLE!!!!! Jeez It wasn't a roast Just a really good joke

This post is never gonna let me down...

even more impressive that he managed to do stuff after eating pizza

The Americans are weird too, they put a wig on an orange and call it president

This photo always makes me so sad. It's people holding up their babies so their relatives on the other side of the Berlin Wall can see them. By the state of the wall, it would be the early 60s - the families wouldn't be reconciled for another 25+ years. Imagine missing out on all that time.

Probably didn't use a pip.

why, just why

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*fist bump* NICE BRO, NICE

Buuurrnnnn

But it balances nicely !

Jason is an actor trained in various fighting styles. When he is at events etc, he will want to be concentrating on the event. The bodyguard(s) will be scanning the crowds, analysing threats, etc. It's not their job to 'fight baddies', it's their job to alert Jason way before it comes to that stage.

Y’all nasty.

I’m going to start trying this out if I get desperate enough. I see such beautiful works of art get passed around online but I can never find the ones who made it

Ha! You guys believe in the moon? Sheep.

Fox "News" has no news, period.

Goddammit. I’d never thought to put those two together, and I’ll never stop hearing it as Big Black C*ck News. 🤦🏻‍♂️

nor does abc no alphabet news

Same with Sky news.

British ban on bloodvsports.

Ohhhhhhh, they tried to, ahem, slip, that one in there.

I thought they meant "British" 🫣

C**k. (Sorry, I just wanted to be censored as well)

They never did a piece on Megan ?

oof that... just oof

It's Darth Mall - everything's half off

i got a mental picture of that, I'm still sniggering

I love the way the large digits are written higher, that explains a lot about people who see geometry in numbers like pi.

What is it? A ball? Log?

That tiger looks like a very good boy

When she wants to divorce, and you can't pay the alimony: Sudan

Am I the only one that wants to hear it? 🎶

Gotta stay true to the canon

Is that guy a hang-up comedian?

"But it's so scary to walk all through the dark into the cemetery with you!" - "What should I say? I will have to go back all alone..."

So android is better in every way and iPhone is pointless and shouldn’t exist?

It was the gross equivalent of a Brussels sprout.

Einstein's parents were also cousins.

Germany: "We stopped playing ages ago!"

The "boomer" generation did more than explode. It witnessed nuclear bomb tests.

Can someone explain this one?

I never expected to see a country have an ahegao face. Rule 34 is a thing I guess, shouldn’t be too surprised

I'm not continuing this chain: Chicken Soup