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Our loyal readers know that if they hear the word “Zillow” it’s not gonna be a post about architectural masterpieces where the designs are award winning and where every little corner has its purpose.

Quite the contrary, we will dive into the zillionaire-approved houses of sheer insanity that show what happens when common sense and too many dollars in your bank account go on a date.

Thanks to the new and growing Instagram account “BizarreZillow” that has collected some of the most “seriously?!”-inducing Zillow listings, we now gotta see what cursed means when we talk real estate. So hold tight, things are about to get zillowy.

And be sure to check our previous article on beyond weird Zillow listings right here and here.

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300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas

300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas

me: mom can we get the palace of versailles
mom: we have the palace of versailles at home
the palace of versailles at home:

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    Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md

    Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those mirrors look like they would fall on your gothic head

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    Dracula Meets Hgtv... Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr E., Salt Lake City, Utah

    Dracula Meets Hgtv... Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr E., Salt Lake City, Utah

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    To find out an expert’s take on these incredibly weird houses, Bored Panda reached out to Philippa Main, a licensed Tampa Bay Realtor® at Your Main Agent. Philippa went viral not so long ago for her hilarious house listing for “The Worst House On The Street” that you can read about in our previous post right here. Now, she has listed another priceless house description on Realtor.com that will surely crack a smile!

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    “Sometimes I feel like the earth cracked open right here in Tampa Bay and McMansions were born out of our sandy soil because we have so many communities full of them here,” Philippa said when asked if she has encountered a McMansion in her career.

    #4

    203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri

    203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri

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    When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This....yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois

    When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This....yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois

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    The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In "The Munsters" 60's Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home

    The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In "The Munsters" 60's Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home

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    “The Tampa real estate market is thriving now, but prior to the downturn in 2008, builders would throw these style of homes up left and right with extremely questionable design and construction choices (and I’m sure it was a similar story across the US).”

    She added: “Now, 10+ years later, we’re feeling the effects of that with major structural problems on homes that really aren’t that old. Or these homes need extensive cosmetic upgrades because they are just not what the modern buyer is looking for.”

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    #7

    Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Areoles, Queen Creek, Arizona

    Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Areoles, Queen Creek, Arizona

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    Full of Giggles
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vibrant colors are actually quite common in homes around the Phoenix metro area. More so in the Latino and Hispanic community as those colors represent the pride of their culture and heritage. Edit: Queen Creek is in southeast Phoenix metro.

    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very bright and colourful but actually not too bad? Kinda like the bedroom.

    Rae Reyn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Who decided all house should be beige? Bring back color!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just typical southwestern colorful decor. I don’t see it as a house of horror. It may be bright, but a couple coats of paint can tone that down if you want. Plus, it’s inner circle of a hell hot right now, so that pool looks like a little slice of Heaven right here on Earth.

    John Lumpkin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ceiling fan is a bit threatening for a bedroom. The kitchen looks like The Max from Saved By the Bell meets the home goods aisle at Marshall's.

    Katherine Morgan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fine. It wouldn’t be too much trouble to switch out a paint colour if you don’t like it, and the pool is nice.

    Tammy Kirks
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't hate this one. Beats the house covered in cats.

    Heather Wu
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! It would also be a memorable set for a TV show.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally okay with this. It's not cluttered. All of the tones work together. It's lovely!

    Annamagelic
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything doesn't have to be grey or beige! This house looks cheerful. The bedroom color isn't my favorite, but I LOVE the kitchen.

    Hime
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After years of living in dull landlord painted grey/brown/white apartments, this place is like stepping over the rainbow. If I had 1.3 million dollars, I'd buy it.

    Miranda Prince
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ABSOLUTELY live here. The colors are gorgeous and tastefully done.

    Iggy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rooms are big enough to take such strong colours.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks lovely. I'm fed up with all the monochrome which abounds currently. Colourlessness doesn't automatically confer taste.

    Zoe's Mom
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As most have already posted, I love color so I'm good with this. But if you aren't, paint is your friend. I really like the blue cabinets in the kitchen but I might tone down some of the blue on the walls. Win/win.

    Sandy S
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That countertop is ugly but the rest is fine. Could probably use more color!

    F. H.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very early 2000s. I like it in a nostalgic kind of way.

    QueenMiri
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's normal. People that love a colorful interior.. This is your house 👍

    Orionpax75
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the colors and that pool was incredible!! The parties I would have lol

    Mz Phit
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh no, disregard that DF post, it was totally unintentional- I butt dialed the comments! Sorry, my bad. I was GOING to say... that I really love these bright colors- and yes, it's super common in Arizona- where our desert is full of beige and gray... and our skies can give the most violently flamboyant sunsets around.

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    lay1fly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Who gets migraines from vibrant fun colors??! The home looks fun and I’m getting happy vibes …

    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colors can be changed easily it reminds me of one of my high school classrooms it was painted blue and apple green

    Julie Terrell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was doing ok with it until it got down to that ...yellow? Green? Chartreuse?! Can I have a couple of those Excedrin??

    Michigan Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that brightening up the place...with the basic color wheel colors? guys, one f*****g wall. that's it. that's what works. this s**t? you're nearly as psychotic as my own mum...

    Jenn Pouzar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... I should post my apartment- bright pumpkin, chartreuse, teal...

    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bright and cheery, like where pee wee Herman would live if he wasn’t.....

    Ria C.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bathroom is the same or very close to the kitchen's blue. Walls are blue and cabinets, floor, shower curtain and decor is white. I love it it reminds me of the ocean.

    Joshua Seaman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing weird about this post is the commentary by Bored Panda trying to make it seem bad. It's beautiful. Only puritan WASPs with drab, ascetic tastes wouldn't like this.

    Jenifer Riggs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad, but not great either. Colors might get a bit too much after a while.

    Crochet lady
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not my taste but I certainly can see how many would like this. But I also abhor the current trend of gray and white everything.

    Pheebs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the color green in my house, though it’s only one wall in the room. It’s all about balance.

    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked this one up. It's actually a beautiful home in my opinion. Now to find $1.3M in my couch so I can buy it.

    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you have a color wheel, it doesn't mean you have to use ALL of the colors. Just sayin'.

    Lola
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this. It certainly doesn’t belong in the same category as the gothic one for sure.

    k Wetherbee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind either. I think I'd repaint a bit but the architecture is lovely <3

    Isabela Ivan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It' s queen creek, for all the queens în the world. Like it, btw

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird Memphis/Kondo crossover: You start with usual 80s crazy memphis mixture then subtract till it calms.

    Psak
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it' like a high end version of the Sim house I built when I was 12

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    “These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out....18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California

    “These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out....18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California

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    #9

    This One’s A Doozy! 32208 County Road, Saint Cloud, Minnesota

    This One’s A Doozy! 32208 County Road, Saint Cloud, Minnesota

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I'd love to visit that. If the winged guy at the entrance allows it, that is.

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    There's this entire fascination with tacky, over-the-top, and super posh houses on the internet. We asked Philippa what she thinks of it. “I think there are two categories of content that people can’t look away from—the aspirational and the train wreck. McMansions blur the line between the two so people can’t look away. You can look at these homes and fantasize about what it would be like to own a huge place of your own, but also feel a little bit of smugness knowing you would have made way better design choices,” she explained and added that “if you’re simultaneously being inspired but also cringing, and I think that makes scrolling through these homes an irresistible hobby for people.”

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    #10

    Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell. 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona

    Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell. 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona

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    This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas

    This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas

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    This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified...the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!

    This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified...the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!

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    From the point of a realtor, Philippa argues that there’s a home for every buyer and “it’s all about how you frame it to your clients.” “I work in one of the most desirable real estate markets in the country and we have extremely low inventory right now, so finding someone willing to buy a McMansion and cosmetically renovate it or fix larger problems is easier because there are so few homes out there,” she explained.

    “In a more normal market, though, the super large homes definitely sit longer than others, because there is a trend of “less is more” when it comes to square footage. I also feel that the whole “do it yourself” fad with home renovations stopped being as popular about three years ago, so now people want move-in ready homes—they don’t want to have to rip out somebody else’s gaudy or tacky choices to start from scratch,” Philippa concluded.

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    #13

    Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City

    Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City

    This 1,396 foot nightmare on “Billionaire Row” holds 147 apartments and is currently the 3rd-tallest residential building in the world, with a 15:1 height-to-width ratio that is one of the most slender in the world. Amenities include golf training facilities, a private Michelin-starred restaurant and a 4 story fitness center with an Olympic sized swimming pool, sauna and library curated by Assouline.

    It sounds too good to be true because it is. Residents of 432 Park are facing millions of dollars worth of water damage from mechanical and plumbing issues, frequent elevator malfunctions, and walls that “creak like the galley of a ship” because the building sways violently in the wind. 432’s boxy design was inspired by a designer wastepaper basket.

    Residents say they were promised move-in ready units and were instead greeted with a half-built, plywood filled mess on closing day. “The icing on the cake? Everybody hates each other here,” said resident Sarina Abramovich.

    *cue ‘Succession’ theme song*

    Interior images are from unit 80A (3bed/3bath) currently offered for sale at 20 million

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    #14

    Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!

    Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!

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    3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio

    3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need the Winchesters, the Scooby gang and Buffy to clean it before moving in

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    Here’s A Demented House In Russia. I Don’t Know Any Details Because The Listing Is Entirely In Russian. New Yawk Babie

    Here’s A Demented House In Russia. I Don’t Know Any Details Because The Listing Is Entirely In Russian. New Yawk Babie

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    This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California

    This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California

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    If A Cheesecake Factory And A Rainforest Cafe Joined Forces... Located Just Fifteen Minutes From The House Jonbenet Ramsey Was Murdered In! 1133 Timber Ln., Boulder, Colorado

    If A Cheesecake Factory And A Rainforest Cafe Joined Forces... Located Just Fifteen Minutes From The House Jonbenet Ramsey Was Murdered In! 1133 Timber Ln., Boulder, Colorado

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    This One Is More Peculiar Than Usual: $495,000/14.73 Acres And An Underground Missile Complex “One Of America's Most Top Secret Places Is Now On The Market

    This One Is More Peculiar Than Usual: $495,000/14.73 Acres And An Underground Missile Complex “One Of America's Most Top Secret Places Is Now On The Market

    This complex is twelve minutes to the town of Benson. A time capsule - wrapped up and closed since 2016 to prevent vandals and curious explorers. Amazing and mysterious opportunities await the daring buyer. There’s a private well and electricity on-site! Views of the Rincon and Dragoon Mountains.” 

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    #21

    I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten... 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey

    I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten... 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey

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    This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan

    This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan

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    I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon

    I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon

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    Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts

    Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner child wants it...and the adult outside wants it even more.

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    #26

    If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life

    If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life

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    Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester

    Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester

    As the wife of William Winchester, creator of war rifles used throughout the 19th century, Sara’s life was plagued by misfortune, marked by the deaths of her infant daughter from wasting disease and husband who succumbed to tuberculosis. Stricken by grief, Sara was drawn to the trendy “spiritualism” movement of the era, and was told by a medium that her family was cursed and stalked by the souls of those killed by her husband’s weapons. This clairvoyant told Sara that the only way to escape the malevolent presence was to move west, build a home, and continue expanding it forever. Using her inheritance of nearly $1000 per day, Sara attempted to “trick” the ghosts by constructing a mansion filled with convoluted floorpans, winding hallways, stairs that lead to ceilings, and the infamous “door to nowhere” pictured on the 3rd slide which opens to a steep drop from the second floor.

    The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World

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    “There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois

    “There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois

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    DforDory
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those hidden objects games. Gives me quite a sore eye.

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    Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village

    Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village

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    Alexia
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady on the cushion blinked at me and I blinked back. Just in case it's some sort of code ;)

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    #31

    How The Inside Of My Brain Feels After A Venti Cold Brew And 3 Hits Off The Dab Pen 3762 N. Harding Ave., Chicago, Illinois

    How The Inside Of My Brain Feels After A Venti Cold Brew And 3 Hits Off The Dab Pen 3762 N. Harding Ave., Chicago, Illinois

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    3 years ago

    Three pretentious houses in a row. Lousy taste is now officially a thing.

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    4302 Colony West Dr., Richmond, Texas

    4302 Colony West Dr., Richmond, Texas

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    If You Need Me I’ll Be In The Tub Of My Pink Carpeted Bathroom, Developing A Plot To Weasel My Way Into My Sugar Daddy’s Will. 2055 S. Joshua Tree Pl., Palm Springs, California

    If You Need Me I’ll Be In The Tub Of My Pink Carpeted Bathroom, Developing A Plot To Weasel My Way Into My Sugar Daddy’s Will. 2055 S. Joshua Tree Pl., Palm Springs, California

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    3682 Princeton Pl., Boca Raton, Florida

    3682 Princeton Pl., Boca Raton, Florida

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    Themed Rooms Consist Of A 1950s Inspired Drive-In Theater With Cadillac Convertible Bed, A ‘Gypsy’ Themed Suite With A Sunken Stone Hot Tub, An Ancient Roman Room With Chariot Bed, An Egyptian Room With A Life-Sized King Tut Sarcophagus, A Parisian Themed Room With A Spiral Staircase And Loft, And A Pirate Suite With A Hidden Treasure Chest

    Themed Rooms Consist Of A 1950s Inspired Drive-In Theater With Cadillac Convertible Bed, A ‘Gypsy’ Themed Suite With A Sunken Stone Hot Tub, An Ancient Roman Room With Chariot Bed, An Egyptian Room With A Life-Sized King Tut Sarcophagus, A Parisian Themed Room With A Spiral Staircase And Loft, And A Pirate Suite With A Hidden Treasure Chest

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    #36

    34 Prescott Ave., Bronxville, New York

    34 Prescott Ave., Bronxville, New York

    “Two very different artists live in this house; one does caricatures and collects historically significant bronze animal sculptures, the other creates wildly colorful installations, sculptures and paintings, which are spread all over the interior…walls, floors, cabinets and ceilings. Their South African heritage, together with items brought back from travels to India, Mexico, Ethiopia, Mali, Burkina Faso and Morocco blend into eclectic, international interiors.”

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    This Is So Darksided I Feel Physically Sick And Can’t Breathe 317 S Jefferson St., Princeton, Kentucky

    This Is So Darksided I Feel Physically Sick And Can’t Breathe 317 S Jefferson St., Princeton, Kentucky

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love all that cobalt glass in the 2nd picture. It's such a beautiful color.

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    #38

    The Kellogg Mansion In Dunedin Isles, Florida

    The Kellogg Mansion In Dunedin Isles, Florida

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit of redesign and I wouldn't mind. The view is great.

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    #39

    Come On Barbie Let’s Go Party! I Don’t Have The Exact Address Of This One, But It’s In Waterford, Michigan

    Come On Barbie Let’s Go Party! I Don’t Have The Exact Address Of This One, But It’s In Waterford, Michigan

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    #40

    Choices Were Made Here. None Of Them Good. 3808 Zieber Rd., Santa Rosa, California

    Choices Were Made Here. None Of Them Good. 3808 Zieber Rd., Santa Rosa, California

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    #41

    1969 Mansion! Getting “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” Vibes. 1240 S Manzanita Ave., Palm Springs, California

    1969 Mansion! Getting “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” Vibes. 1240 S Manzanita Ave., Palm Springs, California

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    We Get It... You Got Bullied In High School And Now You Put Waaaay Too Much Effort Into Your Comic Con Costume. Get Some Therapy

    We Get It... You Got Bullied In High School And Now You Put Waaaay Too Much Effort Into Your Comic Con Costume. Get Some Therapy

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    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! 1250 Miami Path, Lake Orion, Michigan

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! 1250 Miami Path, Lake Orion, Michigan

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    #45

    3116 Inlet Rd., Virginia Beach, Virginia

    3116 Inlet Rd., Virginia Beach, Virginia

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    Cynthia Bonville
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the Chihuly in the grand entrance is fricking amazing, the rest not so much. Well I lie, to the right as you enter is some nice glass pieces as well.

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    The Listing Describes This House As “Charming And Spacious” 487 Harris St., Lebanon, Oregon

    The Listing Describes This House As “Charming And Spacious” 487 Harris St., Lebanon, Oregon

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    We Love A Mirrored Dining Room 4923 Kessler Boulevard East Dr., Indianapolis, Indiana

    We Love A Mirrored Dining Room 4923 Kessler Boulevard East Dr., Indianapolis, Indiana

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    Jordan Prichard
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This house is a danger to anyone with no coordination, or with a few drinks in them...

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    I Genuinely Dig This House 126 Old Hopewell Rd., Wappingers Falls, New York

    I Genuinely Dig This House 126 Old Hopewell Rd., Wappingers Falls, New York

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    #49

    304 S Lakeview Ave., Sturgis, Michigan

    304 S Lakeview Ave., Sturgis, Michigan

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    Cori
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It like someone tried (unsuccessfully) to turn the headquarters of the local cult into a home.

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    #50

    Giving Me Game Of Thrones, Jimmy Buffet, And Extreme Home Makeover All At Once?? 14125 Nw Germantown Rd., Portland, Oregon

    Giving Me Game Of Thrones, Jimmy Buffet, And Extreme Home Makeover All At Once?? 14125 Nw Germantown Rd., Portland, Oregon

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    #51

    This Listing Is One Of The Most Poignant Character Studies I’ve Ever Seen. 5217 S Scout Island Cir, Austin Texas

    This Listing Is One Of The Most Poignant Character Studies I’ve Ever Seen. 5217 S Scout Island Cir, Austin Texas

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    I Swear I’ve Been Here In A Dream. The Inside Is A Different Shape Than The Outside. Lovecraftian Horror On. 10160 Nw Oak Ridge Rd., Yamhill, Oregon

    I Swear I’ve Been Here In A Dream. The Inside Is A Different Shape Than The Outside. Lovecraftian Horror On. 10160 Nw Oak Ridge Rd., Yamhill, Oregon

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "House of Leaves" vibes. (It's a novel by Mark Z. Danielewski. Well worth a read.)

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    #53

    22 Woodlane Dr., Newnan, Georgia

    22 Woodlane Dr., Newnan, Georgia

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    Suzy the observer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brutalism applied to a home is rare. I oddly like this as I imagine it filled with edible plants and flowers.

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    #54

    I Try To Highlight Unconventional Design Choices Rather Than Rely On Visual Gags For Content, But I’ll Make An Exception Here Because I Would Die For These Women. 6040 Traylor Ave., Sarasota, Florida

    I Try To Highlight Unconventional Design Choices Rather Than Rely On Visual Gags For Content, But I’ll Make An Exception Here Because I Would Die For These Women. 6040 Traylor Ave., Sarasota, Florida

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    Prilsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the ladies come with the house? You get two extra moms?

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    #55

    720 California Ave., Reno, Nevada

    720 California Ave., Reno, Nevada

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    23645 Country Villa Rd Ramona, California

    23645 Country Villa Rd Ramona, California

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    Karen Grace
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody really likes green, or they're color blind. Either way, too much green!

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    #57

    6561 Shady Side Rd., Shady Side, Maryland

    6561 Shady Side Rd., Shady Side, Maryland

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    Nothing Screams Luxury More Than Zebra And Two-Toned Cow Motifs In One Room! I’m Honestly Not Mad At This Though, That View. 9120 Riverside Dr., Fort Washington, Maryland

    Nothing Screams Luxury More Than Zebra And Two-Toned Cow Motifs In One Room! I’m Honestly Not Mad At This Though, That View. 9120 Riverside Dr., Fort Washington, Maryland

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    #59

    Imagine... The Year Is 1963

    Imagine... The Year Is 1963

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    I Might Be Insane, But I Think With The Right Designer And Some Tlc This Place Could Be Really Chic! 1829 Val Verde Ln., Delano, California

    I Might Be Insane, But I Think With The Right Designer And Some Tlc This Place Could Be Really Chic! 1829 Val Verde Ln., Delano, California

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    #61

    608 Warren Blvd., Broomall, Pennsylvania

    608 Warren Blvd., Broomall, Pennsylvania

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    174 E La Verne Way, Palm Springs, California

    174 E La Verne Way, Palm Springs, California

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    #63

    The Mentally Ill Wife Of A Mobster Probably Decorated This And I Love It 23 Graceview Dr., Kinnelon, New Jersey

    The Mentally Ill Wife Of A Mobster Probably Decorated This And I Love It 23 Graceview Dr., Kinnelon, New Jersey

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