25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page

In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.

Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.

Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.

Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.

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Robert T 2 years ago

Right in the cake hole!

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

This one is the best one so far. So accurate.

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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago (edited)

The guy on the right's head kinda looks like a walnut, tbh.

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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago (edited)

Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"

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funkybluegirl 2 years ago

His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.

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"In discussions about the accusation of insulting, there is sometimes a disagreement space because the values underlying the protection against insulting have to be balanced against the value of free speech," says Harm Kloosterhuis from Erasmus University Rotterdam. So the perfect insult, in fact, is one where everyone understands how offensive the words are, but at the same time no one can formally complain.

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Ewww he has a bug on one

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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago

Wow, that's specific. But accurate.

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

🤣

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Sue 2 years ago

Googles Tesla logo. I'm out of touch.

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The ancient peoples, by the way, believed that a direct insult to a person is the best way to receive not only a challenge to a duel, but also punishment from the gods. Therefore, the famous kennings among the Vikings - that is, the poetic names of things, are not just a literary device, but also a direct way to avoid retribution, both physical and divine.

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago (edited)

Omg 🤣🤣🤣but where’s the fake eyebrows and mustache lol

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David Brown 2 years ago (edited)

How dude get out of the street fighter cartridge?

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Omg haha I can’t unsee it now🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Now can you 4F648483-5...6-jpeg.jpg

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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago

Oh my god, he does. He actually does.

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Erica Dilyard 2 years ago

Oh where is my hair brush! Oh where oh where!

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Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago

...Is my hairbrush

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why tho 2 years ago

If you did not have veggietales as a child, I am very sorry.

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Todoroki Simp 2 years ago

He... He does...

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Isa Trip 2 years ago

OMG He totally does!

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Brenda 2 years ago

ROTFLMAO

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Well then 2 years ago

🎶 Oh, I need to tell you something...

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GoddessOdd 2 years ago

I had to Google Larry the Cucumber, and can confirm.

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Ladybug 2 years ago

Ohhhhhh wheerrrrreee is my hairbrush, Ohhhh wheeeerrrreee is my hairbrush, OH where OH where OH where OH where OH where OH where OH where OH where OH WHEEEEERRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is my hairbrush???? *BOWS*

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Remi 2 years ago

The who in the what now? Is this one of your tv-show things back from when we had 2 channels and the most exciting thing was the weekly (west-)german detective series?

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Terry Tobias 2 years ago

It's from a Christian based cartoon where the characters are fruits and vegetables that learn how to be good in a very funny way. You wouldn't know it's Christian based until you get to the end when it gives a bible verse and they say that God loves you. I just read that NBC cut references to God and religion though to avoid looking like they're advocating for any religion. You can check them out on YouTube... very entertaining!

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🦩Laneypooh🦩 2 years ago

I grew up on veggie tales

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kjorn 2 years ago

you mean he looks like he's sit on the cucumber.

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Autumn 2 years ago

….. I like your car

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Autistic apricot 2 years ago (edited)

Unsee juice pls I hate it 😣🙃

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Nonna_SoF 2 years ago

Or like he's "sitting" on a cucumber.

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ERAKAT TAMIM 1 year ago

Looks like larry the cucumber drank a potion to turn into a human and istrying to make money streaming online

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Panda 2 years ago

I need help, I am trying to not attract the attention of others around me by laughing hard. I sound like a dying squirrel

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Katherine Heasley 2 years ago

He totally does!

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Sydney-Kate 2 years ago

Larry 😂😅🤣

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Another Amy 2 years ago

Barbara Manateeeeee

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laura lee 2 years ago (edited)

"Oh whereeeee, is my hairbrush?!"

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Nico Lecat 2 years ago

Omg yes yes he does!

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Washu Helix 2 years ago

The accuracy...

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Id row 2 years ago

A cross between Patenson and Mr. Bean.

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TheOrangeGrape 2 years ago

Lord Farquaad's cousin

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At the same time, a bad joke is an excellent way to ruin your reputation to the core, even if you've spent your entire life building it up. By the way, here is a selection of real-life tales of people literally destroying their positive image in five minutes.

And if you just want some good humor, feel free to read our 30 best examples of Irish jokes. And of course, scroll to the very end of this post - the best is yet to come.

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