25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page

In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.

Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.

Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.

Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.

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Robert T 2 years ago

Right in the cake hole!

155points

Joshua David 2 years ago

I'm American and I 😆

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Fancy that 2 years ago

LOL

3points

phil blanque 2 years ago

Claro!

-3points

Alditekim 2 years ago

Hahahaha... I wanna say call the burn unit, but they can't afford that either :))

30points

Izzy 2 years ago

they can't even afford to call an ambulance to get there in the first place

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Good burn but very sad one

19points

RoanTheMad 2 years ago

WITH cheese and its GOT to be Wensleydale with cranberry. I DONT CARE IF IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT THIS IS TRADITION

15points

Blep! Goes the Dynameowte 2 years ago

I cannot hear Wensleydale without thinking of Wallace and Gromit. I'm from Canada and watching A Grand Day Out when I was a kid was the first time I had ever heard of that kind of cheese. I have also never tried it, but Wensleydale with cranberry sounds yummy. I have also never had Christmas cake.

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Izzy 2 years ago

wensleydale with cranberry is one of the greatest christmas inventions

3points

Penny Fan 2 years ago

Certainly not what looks like cheddar in that picture...

0points

spirit wolf 2 years ago

Interesting... I never thought about eating it with cheese. But I do love Wensleydale with cranberry and cannot wait to try it. Thank you for sharing your tradition.

0points

Diemond Star 2 years ago

Because it's cheaper to eat like we have free health care. Healthy food is much more expensive than non healthy food.

5points

Hiram's Friend 2 years ago

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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

How does she know the comment was from an American?

5points

shut up I'm reading heartstopper 2 years ago

Good point...

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The Alchemist 2 years ago

Because I'll die happy

4points

JB 2 years ago

SQUEEEEE! Grew up in Yorkshire. Christmas cake n cheese just hit me right in the “childhood nostalgia” feels.

3points

Izzy 2 years ago

londoner here! i've actually never seen the pud & cheese combo before. genuine question: how do you eat it? do you take a bit of both in each piece? is it melted on top? alternating? is the cheese a palette cleanser at the end?

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JB 2 years ago (edited)

Sorry, just saw this Izzy! Grandad (paternal) would place a slice of old white cheddar on each bite, both of which he carefully sliced off with a dinner knife. Gran (also paternal) and I would alternate bites. Her, mild white cheddar; but I always preferred white Cheshire or Wensleydale (cranberry cheese wasn’t common back then; heck, don’t think we even knew what cranberries were). Maternal Granda swore we were pagans “defiling cake of the Gods” while maternal Grannie didn’t eat Christmas cake cos it gave her heartburn, so didn’t care at all. I’ve never heard of or seen cheese melted on top, but if we Brits can deep fry literally everything, I wouldn’t count melted cheese out. The one thing I’m somewhat confident of is cheese wasn’t a palette cleanser 😉.

3points

René Studer 2 years ago

Both questions are valid. Cake with cheese. NO!

1point

Poeha 2 years ago

I always thought cheese cake was made from cheese.

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aj B 2 years ago

I can answer the second question, we eat like we do exactly because we don't. The less time subjected to a dystopian nightmare the better.

1point

Summer Mason 2 years ago (edited)

Actually some of us have free health care do to Obama. And we are glad for him and his take on America. Im sorry for all f**k ups but I'm 37 and make 27k a year so idk what else to tell you.

1point