Execution

YES! WHAT A BURN!

New Orleans be like «  I see you and raise you Florida »

just clicked “like” in the picture 🤣🤣

This is an insult from someone who has had enough of their colleagues

why are the downvotes in blue, and the upvotes in red?

I would say "Oh, so you're stealing your husbands valour?"

No!! He shouldn't waste olive oil! Just do it dry

Lmao.. true in many ways.

And the Mystery Machine as well.

He’s the John Venn diagram of Clinton and the Queen...

The guy knew exactly what he was doing

This made me laugh out loud

Sorry bears, if you don't stop being clever, we may have to reduce your brain cells.

so great. I think that needs more upvotes!

I like the fact that she pointed it out herself.

A resting Severus Snape face

damm.....

Hahaha so true. My old P.E teacher/art teacher looked like Ellen DeGeneres and her name was also Ellen. I am not shitting you either.

looks like a ancient egyptian person.

His shirt looks like toothpaste.

He actually cheated

...or an Extra in all of The Mummy films

Celebrities fall in & out of relationships every other week. Who cares? It's ridiculous what we as a species deem important.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Take my strong hand!

OMG I snorted my coffee.

Are you sure? 'Cause the one at the back is definitely Groucho Marx.

I've seen this one before, it still makes me laugh

LMAO.. and im actually laughing!!

AHHHHHHHHH😭

But which knows which?

and scream ''WHERE THE MILK''.

Ewww. Though great burn

Apply water to affected area lol

Everyone looking at this tell me which burn is worst 1st or 2nd.

Need her to edit more!

One is old Justin ..One is new Justin.

I thought it did, like brown eggs come from brown chickens.

I'm stealing it too

Ooo, adding that one to my insult list to. It will be right under ‘Go eat an unseasoned carpet you quarter cup of warm mayonnaise’

What about using "down" twice? :)

A warm toilet seat would know better than to use a double negative when compaining that a post "bring(s) down the intellectual tone" of a reddit thread.

I'm gonna use it --OFTEN!

Swoop!

I think cold toilet seat would be better, no? Because when you sit on a cold toilet seat it's jarring.

Had to actually call out out on a rotary phone a couple years ago. OMG! It took forever to dial! I grew up with these

Neighbor lost her key and asked me to help her break in. Said plainly: of all of the people here you look like the one who knows how to do this.

Oooh, I'd love to have been there when she took that photo! My great-grandparents were murdered there and I would love to tell her what they went through.

This is so accurate.

Oh please, Jenna Marbles (the woman in the pictures) literally did a music video on having 3 looks. She stepped away from YT and social media though, but her stuff is great. I hope she´s doing well.

Was she really mocking a cleft lip? Wow! That's expert-level nastiness!

I remember watching it with my friends and betting when it will get into the corner.