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The first thing you see when you open up r/RareInsults is its cover image—the king of hurting people's feelings, chef Gordon Ramsay, and his quote: "You guys cook like old people f**k." One of the subreddit's moderators, Tycoinator, told Bored Panda that it was their CSS mod who chose to put up those words because "it's pretty f**kin funny." Can't argue with that.

"Gordon Ramsey is an exemplary example of someone who is known for their unique and rare insults," Tycoinator said. "Also, he's really handsome and we all wanted to see his face whenever we opened up the subreddit."

As ruthless as some of these insults are, the subreddit does have its limits. "Any racist and really hateful insults will be removed," the moderator said. "Commonly posted insults and non-rare insults are also a big no-no."

#2

Rare Insults

Final score:

567points

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Benjamin Richmond 3 years ago

YES! WHAT A BURN!

180points

Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Ph.D., ABPP, a Professor Emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, thinks the first step after you're insulted is deciding on the nature of the insult and whether it is poking into a fundamental aspect of your identity. "Making fun of your shirt or hat is entirely different than having an insult directed at your body, your sexual history, or sexual orientation," she wrote. "The insulter may not intend to be mean, but by tapping into your deepest layer of identity, it's going to strike a nerve. Such direct aims at your personhood constitute harassment and may call for you to take action to call out the perpetrator especially if this is occurring in the workplace."

"Opening the channels of communication instead of retreating into insecurity and anxiety about a possible insult will allow you to gain the data that will allow you to proceed accordingly. It would be nice if we lived in a world without either obvious or subtle insults, but since we don't, you can at least gain insight into the feelings these provoke within you. Fulfillment may not always be within the realm of possibility in your relationships, but by handling these unpleasantries, you can improve your chances of achieving it."

#3

You Know He’s Right

Final score:

525points

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Naima Ebiche 3 years ago

New Orleans be like « I see you and raise you Florida »

133points

#4

On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

Final score:

522points

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Bananic 3 years ago

just clicked “like” in the picture 🤣🤣

207points

#5

Nature Documentarys Are Awesome

Final score:

467points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

This is an insult from someone who has had enough of their colleagues

42points

#6

This Gem

Final score:

464points

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Cactuar Jon 3 years ago

why are the downvotes in blue, and the upvotes in red?

139points

#7

Mrs. Two Red Chevrons

Final score:

453points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

I would say "Oh, so you're stealing your husbands valour?"

182points

#8

Now That's Dedication

Final score:

447points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

No!! He shouldn't waste olive oil! Just do it dry

257points

#9

I Speak 4 Languages This Hits Differently

Final score:

437points

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#10

Human Race In Shambles

Final score:

435points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

Lmao.. true in many ways.

111points

#11

Rare Insults

Final score:

435points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

And the Mystery Machine as well.

175points

#12

Rare Insults

Final score:

434points

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Cora Winterson 3 years ago

He’s the John Venn diagram of Clinton and the Queen...

34points

#13

Dude Looks Bigger Than The Other Pic

Final score:

432points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

The guy knew exactly what he was doing

104points

#14

That‘S Gotta Hurt

Final score:

422points

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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

This made me laugh out loud

153points

#15

A Considerable Overlap

Final score:

392points

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Mary Peace 3 years ago

Sorry bears, if you don't stop being clever, we may have to reduce your brain cells.

62points

#16

I'd Go To That Rehab

Final score:

370points

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Alex the awful German 3 years ago

so great. I think that needs more upvotes!

75points

#17

I'm Never Wearing This Again

Final score:

368points

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frangee 3 years ago

I like the fact that she pointed it out herself.

29points

#18

I’m Not Sure If This An Insult Or Just An Extremely Accurate Description Of Adam Driver

Final score:

365points

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Maren Gärtner 3 years ago

A resting Severus Snape face

153points

#19

You Anti-Vaxx Ankle

Final score:

358points

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Binapple 3 years ago

damm.....

121points

#20

Kinda Reminds Me Of The Time In Gym.

Final score:

350points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Hahaha so true. My old P.E teacher/art teacher looked like Ellen DeGeneres and her name was also Ellen. I am not shitting you either.

116points

#21

Initial Rare Insult With The Meta Follow Up

Final score:

336points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

looks like a ancient egyptian person.

75points

MadRatter 3 years ago

I think the ancient Egyptians had more skill than that 🙃

16points

Martine Remmelzwaal 3 years ago

I thought it looked like one of those dog breeds where the eyes nearly pop out

2points

Annabeth Chase 2 years ago

The eye makeup was/is called kohl.

0points

Bettye McKee 3 years ago

It's definitely not a good look for her.

0points

Neva Nevičica 3 years ago

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

Wait...I actually thought here eyes were drawn on..

18points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

They're not?

0points

Iris 3 years ago

She's a waste of air.

16points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

You thought Cruella DeVil was bad, I introduce to you her evil twin.

13points

Screeching Cryptid 3 years ago

Dollar Store Cruella

3points

Slune 3 years ago

The poor animals must have been terrified day by day until the rescue!

7points

DforDory 3 years ago

I'm dying on the last comment! 🤣🤣

5points

BusLady 3 years ago

Looks to me like the blind owl did her makeup.

4points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

She looks like she's been dead for several days and has been vandalized.

4points

A Random Panda 3 years ago

WTH is happening here?

1point

Christina R 1 year ago

This kind of bizarre severe makeup is often a sign of mental illness. Considering she was probably living knee deep in animal waste I'd say this could be the case.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago

Sorry, I think she looks like Madonna when we DON'T see her in public.

1point

J 3 years ago

RavenClaw, Egyptians treated their animals with respect.

1point

Christina R 1 year ago

Well, until someone important died and then they killed and mummified hundreds, and sometimes thousands, of healthy cats to bury with them.

0points

Aimee Kelley 3 years ago

oof

1point

BlueReaper 3 years ago (edited)

The real life Cruella de Vil is uglier than in the movie.

1point

AnimalsRuleHumansDrool 3 years ago

That's 35 counts

1point

Elizabeth Mitchell 1 year ago

Cruella De Ville vibe.

0points

Amy Ahlstrom 1 year ago

Looks like a Mii character

0points

Jessica Tillery 3 years ago

your a waste of air

0points

Jessica Tillery 3 years ago

dont have to be rude to her

0points

Ann Turner-Drevalas 3 years ago

looks like the blind owl did her makeup

0points

Arenite 3 years ago

Eyebrows. Just can’t see anything but eyebrows. (Any FLCL fans here?)

0points

Arenite 3 years ago

Sorry, cut myself off above. I’m just hearing “Eyebrows” in Naota’s voice.

0points

elfin 3 years ago

That must have been some coat she was planning on making.

0points

George Hudacko 3 years ago

And she is the SEVENTH!

0points

Snuggle_Duck🦆 3 years ago

Does her eyebrow face it’s own charges?

0points

Marcella Roper 3 years ago

Wow first time seeing something mentioning Charleston, SC on bored panda

0points

NWB 3 years ago

hahahahhaha can not unsee the draw on eyes now

0points

Virginia Ordaya 3 years ago

I was gonna say: at least we know what she did with the owl’s eyes. She just slapped them sh!ts right on top of her own eyeballs 😂😂😂🦉👀

0points

Martine Remmelzwaal 3 years ago

I was actually reading too quickly (well, scanning before reading so only catching a word here and there. So, animal cruelty and blind). And for a split second thought she blinded here owl (and perhaps other animals). And thought God no, she didn't put them on her eyes did she.... Never scan texts too fast if you don't want to have weird thoughts haha (but more often than not it works the other way around, you think something is perfectly reasonable until you read closely )

0points

Damon Tripodi 3 years ago

Is she wearing the squirrel?

0points

DanieLegz 3 years ago

"I've not been sleeping on the job boss, I promise, check the CCTV"

0points

Spittnimage 3 years ago

Looks like she has spoons over her eyes.

0points

Linda HS 3 years ago

It's “Hatchet Face” from Crybaby!😂

0points

<-Teal-Røse-> 3 years ago

It looks like she got her makeup done at the station because she thought she was gonna be on a magazine cover.

0points

Silre 3 years ago

Looks like my mother in law

0points

Luuta 3 years ago

This is what too much inter racial sex does to you. She should have stuck with sheep.

-3points

#22

The Best One From This Thread

Final score:

332points

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

His shirt looks like toothpaste.

136points

#23

This Is The Guy Who Beat Pac-Man

Final score:

328points

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Anon Yymi 3 years ago

He actually cheated

87points

#24

King Bezos The Burned

Final score:

323points

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Agfox 3 years ago

...or an Extra in all of The Mummy films

86points

#25

The Ring Gauntlet

Final score:

315points

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

Celebrities fall in & out of relationships every other week. Who cares? It's ridiculous what we as a species deem important.

98points

#26

Scary Movie 2

Final score:

315points

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Tee 3 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Take my strong hand!

86points

#27

That Face Of Regret

Final score:

314points

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lara 3 years ago

OMG I snorted my coffee.

27points

#28

They Do Look Alike To Be Fair

Final score:

312points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Are you sure? 'Cause the one at the back is definitely Groucho Marx.

135points

#29

Redder Than A Tomato.

Final score:

311points

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James016 3 years ago

I've seen this one before, it still makes me laugh

74points

#30

Yee Haw Fellers, We Only Gots Ourselves One Bar

Final score:

308points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

LMAO.. and im actually laughing!!

74points

#31

Very Wise Words

Final score:

305points

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Jenna Justice 3 years ago

AHHHHHHHHH😭

86points

#32

They Do Have A Sort Of “Witchy” Look To Them.

Final score:

301points

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Berry Budgie 3 years ago

But which knows which?

83points

#33

Don't Know If It's A Rare Insult Or Compliment

Final score:

299points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

and scream ''WHERE THE MILK''.

27points

#34

2 Inch Sting.

Final score:

298points

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No one 3 years ago

Ewww. Though great burn

81points

#35

F For Our Fallen Comrade

Final score:

298points

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Iris Hidalgo 3 years ago

Apply water to affected area lol

111points

#36

On Adam Levine's Tattoos

Final score:

289points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

Everyone looking at this tell me which burn is worst 1st or 2nd.

76points

#37

Absolutely Ruined By His Own Kid

Final score:

288points

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George Hudacko 3 years ago

Need her to edit more!

10points

#38

Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

Final score:

286points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

One is old Justin ..One is new Justin.

73points

#39

And Are The Same People Who Think That Iran Is In The USA

Final score:

284points

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Grant Barke 3 years ago

I thought it did, like brown eggs come from brown chickens.

59points

#40

Imagine Being Intellectual On Reddit

Final score:

278points

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Who? Me? 3 years ago

I'm stealing it too

88points

#41

On Today’s Episode Of The Ellen Show

Final score:

273points

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Catlady6000 3 years ago

Had to actually call out out on a rotary phone a couple years ago. OMG! It took forever to dial! I grew up with these

68points

#42

She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

Final score:

265points

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Gyro Pilot 3 years ago

Neighbor lost her key and asked me to help her break in. Said plainly: of all of the people here you look like the one who knows how to do this.

118points

#43

Singularity Lesson For Thottery

Final score:

261points

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Jonathan 3 years ago

Oooh, I'd love to have been there when she took that photo! My great-grandparents were murdered there and I would love to tell her what they went through.

130points

#44

Also A Pretty Good Sitcom Idea

Final score:

255points

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Tabitha L 3 years ago

This is so accurate.

56points

#45

The Ratio On This Tweet Is Good, But The Replies Hidden By The Op Were Even Better

Final score:

252points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Oh please, Jenna Marbles (the woman in the pictures) literally did a music video on having 3 looks. She stepped away from YT and social media though, but her stuff is great. I hope she´s doing well.

87points

#46

You Get What You Deserve

Final score:

251points

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Iggy 3 years ago

Was she really mocking a cleft lip? Wow! That's expert-level nastiness!

35points

#47

Never Saw This One Coming

Final score:

245points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

I remember watching it with my friends and betting when it will get into the corner.

65points

#48

Those Parents Who Rehomed Their Autistic 4 Year Old

Final score:

234points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

Okay I am not going to judge this couple. As a parent of kids with disabilities it is extremely hard. There are many days where I am struggling to cope and have thought about walking away but I can’t bring myself to go through with it. Not everyone can cope with the cards they have been dealt and maybe it was better off for the child to go to a home where he is wanted and his new parents are able to cope with his challenges. These parents didn’t know how significant the boys disability was until he started getting older and the challenges started getting bigger. I don’t care if I get hate for this. I also don’t know the entire situation of these people. But from what I do know, I will not judge them on. Parenting is hard enough as it is without having the challenges that comes with many disabilities.

42points

#49

Not Really An Insult But Unique

Final score:

232points

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

The way the white inside of his hoodie lines up with the leaves on his shirt makes it look like there are little arms reaching around his neck.

147points

#50

Its The Only Cure

Final score:

220points

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Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago

As someone who's lived in NJ for 75% of his life... yeah.

60points

#51

Bald Since Birth

Final score:

220points

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Mary Peace 3 years ago

Why insult? This is cute!

139points

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#52

He Is Going To Need Some Ice , Ice Baby For That Burn .

Final score:

90points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Should leave enough space for 9 more people then

18points

#53

C'mon Jessica, We'll Get Him Next Time.

Final score:

79points

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DE Ray 3 years ago

All I know is they have more money than me.

38points

#54

Rare Insults

Final score:

76points

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Eric Lafleur 3 years ago (edited)

Well, she gotta catch'em all

13points

#55

In A Video About Amy Schumer Making Jokes . . .

Final score:

74points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

She is very popular but I actually find her annoying.

36points

#56

Quite The Fall From Olympus

Final score:

73points

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Esca Sav 3 years ago

I mean listen, if he wasn't happy with it, then do what makes you happy. Did I prefer his original look? Yeah, but I'd prefer seeing him smiling at himself in the mirror every morning.

10points

#57

She Really Does

Final score:

72points

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Catlady6000 3 years ago

Miss Piggy's dumber twin, Pammy. Seriously, though, doesn't she look a little bit like Miss Piggy?

27points

#58

You Have No Idea How Funny This Is.

Final score:

72points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago (edited)

Damn burn.. sorry kanye guess you gonna have to cry to jeffrey star about it

32points

#59

Just Keep The Weekend Going As Long As You Can

Final score:

70points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

I must admit, Justin looks like someone who is enjoying this phase of his life... in a few years, he'll groom himself better and they will call it a comeback

30points

#60

So Sorry Jimmy

Final score:

68points

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A Random Panda 3 years ago

I have that.

3points

#61

Very Weird But Effective

Final score:

68points

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Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago

Are these real feet?

33points

#62

A Deserved Insult

Final score:

66points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago (edited)

So caught up in celeb drama instead of saying i apoligize to people with clefts.. she says cleft community like clefts are makeup and you can say makeup community.

18points

#63

Ouch That Outa Hurt

Final score:

65points

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Julia Caruso 3 years ago

They saying she bout to die?

8points

#64

Hope Everyone’s Doing Fine Here

Final score:

65points

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

Nice!

14points

#65

He Got A Point

Final score:

63points

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glassgrassgrossgloss 3 years ago

So he is very lucky if he is bisexual :D

30points

#66

Found In A Tiktok Comment Section..

Final score:

62points

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jonnotheGOAT 3 years ago

Oh snap

7points

#67

I Love Insults Like These

Final score:

61points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

I live my life in such a way that I don't even know who these people are, but I still get the joke.

44points

#68

I Don’t Know If This Would Be An Insult Necessarily But It’s Creative For Sure.

Final score:

60points

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Iggy 3 years ago

He really does!

15points

#69

Ellen’s Had A Rough Year.

Final score:

60points

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RavenClaw 3 years ago

leave my gym teacher alone !!

34points

#70

Ok, But Why Can I See The Resemblance. Idk If This Was Already Posted

Final score:

59points

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Mary Peace 3 years ago

This is a troll as I remember them.

20points

#71

Fallout 76 Bad

Final score:

56points

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kjorn 3 years ago

i read it 10 min ago and i'm still laughing about it

13points

#72

That Would Be A Nice And Wide Area For A Match.

Final score:

56points

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Az 3 years ago

BRÜTAL

23points

#73

Most People Would Go For The Obvious. This Guy Took It To The Next Level.

Final score:

53points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Johnny Bravo?

30points

#74

Jesus Fuckin Christ Neil

Final score:

52points

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RRP 3 years ago

or everywhere is the centre meaning nobody is not

8points

#75

Common Insult With A Rare Execution

Final score:

51points

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#76

I Walk The Line

Final score:

49points

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kjorn 3 years ago

spot on!!

7points

#77

Very Big Oof...

Final score:

48points

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 3 years ago

*sizzle sound*

9points

#78

Mediocre Roast From My Friend

Final score:

48points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

...But you keep showing up in new places.

9points

#79

Big Ed From 90 Day Fiance

Final score:

48points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

If the germ was low-level Mafia.

16points

#80

Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

Final score:

47points

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

It’s not a big deal, the magazine is probably in backwards

12points

#81

I Guess He's Correct

Final score:

46points

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Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago

I wholeheartedly disagree. If you leave a slice of bread in the sun for 3 monhts it would definitely strart a bacterial or mould growth of much higher IQ than this specimen

74points

#82

This Is So Beautiful. So Creative.

Final score:

45points

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Karen Grace 3 years ago

Took me a minute to realize what it was! lol

13points

#83

Whatever Happened To Brexit?

Final score:

45points

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DE Ray 3 years ago

Is there any other type of UKIP candidate?

27points

#84

The Resemblance Is Striking

Final score:

45points

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Julius Martin 3 years ago

damn.

6points

#85

Guy Drove Like A Dick And Sped Through A School Zone Only To End Up At The Same Parking Lot

Final score:

44points

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Da Coconut Nut 3 years ago

Noice

7points

#86

He's Not Wrong

Final score:

43points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

And the problem with that is?

16points

#87

Louisiana Is Garbage. Tom Segura Was Right.

Final score:

42points

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#88

Back In My Day We Didn’t Have All Those Fancy “Gay Jokes”

Final score:

40points

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No one 3 years ago

That guy is sus....

7points

#89

It Do Be Kinda True Tho

Final score:

40points

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No one 3 years ago

I just want to know why quite a lot of people dislike Ellen Degeneres. I think I missed something. Can someone please explain ?

22points

#90

She Sure Do Just By The Looks Of Her

Final score:

40points

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Piet Puk 3 years ago

She is actually an actress playing a stuck up woman.

9points

#91

From Twitter Again

Final score:

40points

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Az 3 years ago

Dion Blaster

5points

#92

What A Rollercoaster

Final score:

38points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 3 years ago

Or she thinks it's "faith" but since it's written in Chinese, it's actually written " pork chop soy"

21points

#93

Instagram Influencers In A Nutshell

Final score:

38points

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#94

On A Post About Elon Musk Calling Some Guy An Idiot

Final score:

37points

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DC 3 years ago

Elon never was cool. He's a narcissist and I am really confused by the fans of the guy as well as the fans of his stuff. I drove a Model S in 2014 and have no desire to ever sit in any Tesla again so far.

16points