Execution

YES! WHAT A BURN!

New Orleans be like «  I see you and raise you Florida »

just clicked “like” in the picture 🤣🤣

This is an insult from someone who has had enough of their colleagues

why are the downvotes in blue, and the upvotes in red?

As a bisexual,i love this

like the difference between a slut and a bitch....the slut will have sex with anyone, the bitch will have sex with anyone but you...

Not desperate - greedy. Leave some sexuality for the rest of us!

So... I'm aromantic. I don't know if maybe any other aros or maybe pans think like this, but I honestly can't imagine only liking one gender. To me it's all a bit meh, but what is it like only feeling that way towards one gender?

ima use this

Red is better

I would say "Oh, so you're stealing your husbands valour?"

No!! He shouldn't waste olive oil! Just do it dry

Lmao.. true in many ways.

And the Mystery Machine as well.

He’s the John Venn diagram of Clinton and the Queen...

The guy knew exactly what he was doing

This made me laugh out loud

Sorry bears, if you don't stop being clever, we may have to reduce your brain cells.

so great. I think that needs more upvotes!

I like the fact that she pointed it out herself.

A resting Severus Snape face

damm.....

Hahaha so true. My old P.E teacher/art teacher looked like Ellen DeGeneres and her name was also Ellen. I am not shitting you either.

looks like a ancient egyptian person.

His shirt looks like toothpaste.

He actually cheated

...or an Extra in all of The Mummy films

Celebrities fall in & out of relationships every other week. Who cares? It's ridiculous what we as a species deem important.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Take my strong hand!

OMG I snorted my coffee.

Are you sure? 'Cause the one at the back is definitely Groucho Marx.

I've seen this one before, it still makes me laugh

LMAO.. and im actually laughing!!

AHHHHHHHHH😭

But which knows which?

and scream ''WHERE THE MILK''.

Ewww. Though great burn

Apply water to affected area lol

Everyone looking at this tell me which burn is worst 1st or 2nd.

Need her to edit more!

One is old Justin ..One is new Justin.

I thought it did, like brown eggs come from brown chickens.

I'm stealing it too

Had to actually call out out on a rotary phone a couple years ago. OMG! It took forever to dial! I grew up with these