Dial 1 for Yaveh, 2 for Allah, 3 for Buddha, 4 for Lucifer, 5 to repeat this menú and 0 to talk to our operator.

He looks so happy 😊

Ahh, Yoga ain’t taking no one’s s**t

And you’d better have a real conversation.

🇨🇦

Is this what they mean by “hard labour”?? 😂

Me too

Hang them outside your house if you want to annnoy the heck out of your neighbours!

I am Batman!

Have just hired a batman outfit. Now what am I going to do with it?

That's a whole lotta confidence, right there...

Love this one :) always makes me smile

Yep!

Or like one who has brand new shoes that make them run super fast. (I teach that age group, that's one of the things I love about them!)

Yes indeed, why to go.

My 4-year-old grandson concurs

Superman is superior, I'll pretend I'm a kid wearing a Superman shirt.

My confidence is way passed that point. I walk without a shirt on, despite the plea to put a shirt on. Ok so believe in myself.

OMG! Can't tell you how many times when I've seen little ones in a batman and/or spider man outfit in the grocery store and I *always* exclaim "Oh my goodness! It's spiderman, yay!" And always, swear to god, they immediately respond in kind, taking on the persona. Super awesome.

Love it!

I'm an idiot I really thought I had a scratch or goo on my phone I kept trying to rub it off. The DO had me 🤣

No it’s uncle Bronco!

Ba-dum-tss

Can I have this on a shirt please? Double sided, thank you!

dam these owners are really done aren't they

Out, damn spot!

I need this sign! BADLY! We have a public walking trail just before our private driveway starts. Guaranteed from the 200+ daily walkers we'll get 2 who can't follow directions OR read the 7 no trespassing signs between the trail and our house. Last week a couple walked by and after giving them the "you're lost, didn't you see the no trespassing signs?" speech, the guy ACTUALLY said to me "How do I know this really is your land? YOU COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THESE SIGNS AT A STORE and put them up!". Wait! What?

I wonder how many moosejaws dropped after reading this

lol

The Ministry of Silly Walks, Monty Python. LOL

No his name is radar

Who is we?

It is merely a 'do you feel lucky today?' - sign. If a cow falls on you, what would you do?

If Voice box is f****d from yelling "ding dong" ...just slam head against the door

How nice of them to provide a location for cannibals to enjoy their meal

A very valid reason ✅

Accurate

Better continue the 'treetment' than

Memory can be misleading.

One of my favorites is: "WARNING: Children left unattended will be given a free puppy and a shot of espresso."

I should go to this church and have em pay my electric bill

More importantly, HOW do you know it’s hot?

You don't get that kind of service anymore. **sigh**

You don’t have to tell me twice!

Yes! I intensely love absurdist comedy. ;-P

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

That you... even had to... my mind can't even... wrap itself... Ohhhhh, U of Alabama. Never mind.

This is inherently wrong.

Burgers + Asparagus = Aspergers

Rabbit of Caerbannog !

WYSIWYG

What is it SUPPOSED to be

They’re crying because of the fact they have to return to work 😆😂

I waited all day, only to find out the SOB was riding a mare that day.